Without Chaos, There Is No Harmony

by Mystogan Vokunkiin

Act 5: I Don't Need Magic To Beat You Down

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It’s been a few months since Malakai had been taken from his world and given the duty as the master of chaos in this world of ponies. Over the course of that time, he has befriended six mares. But out of those six there was one he was getting particularly close to. The shy and adorable mare known as Fluttershy. Out of all the others, she was the one he was spending most of his time with. He wasn’t the only affected by this either. Fluttershy found herself visiting him quite often as well. With all the things he had shown her in his realm, nearly every weekend she would come and stay with him. They would have movie nights and video game nights. Sometimes Malakai would even forget he was in what he thought a fictional world and just enjoying his time with a sweet and awesome girl. Something he had always wanted back home.

“So in this movie there are two separate realities? One is real while the other is...I think you called it a simulation..?”

Asked the yellow pegasus that laid on her front with her upper body resting on one of Malakai’s legs as they watched a movie on the couch. Fluttershy’s eyes were glued to the large screen that had the movie “The Matrix” playing on it.

“Yep, it was a brilliant movie inspired by an anime I grew up with. This was once thought of how the future would happen for humans. One of many in fact. But it is more fiction than anything. Still, though, it is a pretty kickass trilogy.

That’s right, these two have gotten close enough to where it didn’t bother both of them to get so close to oine another. After all, it was just snuggling. Granted, however, Malakai did think it was pretty sweet to have the curvy, soft and warm mare nestling against his body. But he couldn’t really bring himself to push any further than this. He was just happy that Fluttershy enjoyed being with him, and she seemed to enjoy it as well. It had been a long day of causing chaos and this was exactly what he needed.

“Oh I almost forgot. Are you coming with me to the Gala tomorrow night? I want you to be my plus one…”

Malakai looked down at the blushing mare, she was so fucking adorable when she looked up at him like that with her cyan eyes. How could he say no to her?! He gave a gentle nod and lightly ran a hand through her mane.

“Not sure if Sunbutt and Moonbutt would be happy to see me there. But I would love to go with you. It’s not a party without the lord of chaos after all.”

“Just..promise me you won’t go overboard with the antics.”

Fluttershy asked quietly. Malakai nodded and lightly booped the mare’s nose. This making her blink a few times and blush a bit more.

“You have my word, Shy. But I will not be leaving that castle without Celestia going into at least one little fit. She is so funny when she gets angry. I swear those two may be the rulers of Equestria, but they act like children when they think no one’s watching…”

Fluttershy covers her mouth with a small gasp.

“You...don’t spy on them when they are...showering or changing do you…?”

Malakai blinks a few times and laughs.

“As tempting as that is to do, I refrain from doing so. But when it is just the two of them. It seems like they always act like sisters should. Especially when Luna makes fun of Celestia’s cake-eating habits. And both of them are non the wiser when I am watching them. Just like when You watch you and the others go on these crazy adventures. You may not notice, but I was there the whole time when you stood up to that dragon. I knew you had it in the bag.”

Fluttershy blinks a few times and pouts a little bit.

“You were there and you didn’t help..?”

“Oh come on Shy. I can’t step in unless you were in real danger. And like I said, you all had it under control. And I am proud of you, Shy.”

She averts her gaze when he said that he was proud of her. When he said that, she really couldn’t stay mad at him.

“So, if we were ever in great danger...you’d come and save us…?”

He nodded and he continued to run his fingers through her mane.

“Of course, Shy. You and the girls are pretty much my only real friends here. Then again, as the embodiment of chaos, I’d expect that I wouldn’t have many friends. So about this whole Gala thing. It’s supposed to be some kind of important shindig for stuck up snobbish nobles isn’t it?”

She nodded and she went back to rest in his lap, her gaze returning to the screen as she focuses back on the movie.

“Mhmm, I know that’s not really your thing, considering where you come from. But I am all the more happy you are coming with me. I’d feel...rather uncomfortable asking anypony else.”

“Well, just so you know, I am not dressing up and some fancy getup. I am going in my usual outfit. Though I am sure what you will wear will look nice on you.”

The two continued to enjoy the day together as they watched movie after movie. The next evening was going to be quite eventful. As Malakai was about to discover that not all in this world are the friendliest of ponies. And he will have to do something he hasn’t done in quite some time.

--The Gala--

Malakai walked in with Fluttershy and the rest of the girls who had brought their plus ones. Celestia and Luna greeted the ponies with smiles and polite hellos until their gazes fell upon Malakai. The immediately narrow their eyes at him with long stares. Malakai only gave them both a big toothy grin.

“Well well, look who we have here, sister.”

“Indeed, it appears that the troublemaker was brought along with one of the element bearers…”

“Well good evening to you too, Sunbutt and Moonbutt.”

They both growl at him as he called them by the nicknames he had given them. Celestia looks at him with a forced smile but speaks with an annoyed tone through her teeth.

“I...trust...you will behave yourself while you are here…?”

Malakai waves a hand in dismissal.

“Yeah yeah yeah, it’s my off time anyways. Besides, I am only here back of Fluttershy. Had she not invited me with her, I wouldn’t be here at this...lame party you got going on here. Back home we used to party with heavy metal music and all kinds of crazy stuff. Though the food looks pretty tasty here.”

After they departed away from the princesses, Fluttershy went off to do her own thing as did her friends. Malakai stood at the table that was full of food and walks away from it with a plate stacked high of all sorts of goodies. He scarfs it all down quickly and tosses the plate like a frisbee It even glided through the air like one before shattering through a window. Hey, he did say that there wouldn't be any issues. He had to get some fun in. After he got done with his food, he made his way outside in the west courtyard that was left open for guests to come out and get some fresh air. He walks up to the railing and looks up at the stars. He chuckles lightly and rearranges some of them to spell out ’Malakai was here.’ and he even put an ‘:3’ smiley at the end of it.

“Heheh, Moonbutt isn’t gonna like that when she sees that.”

He said to himself before turning around to see Blueblood and a few of his cronies behind him. Malakai already knew this was going to be trouble, but leans back against the railing with his elbows resting against it.

“Can I help you stuff shirts with something?”

Malakai asked with an arched brow and smile.

“Excuse me, you will refer to me as Prince Blueblood. Show your superiors some respect, peasant.”

Malakai used all the energy he had to hold back his laughter. He cracked a grin and crossed his arms in amusement.”

“Just who in the hell are you calling a peasant you blonde-headed pansy ass?n I am the fucking god of chaos and i can make your life a living hell should I choose to. Rarity told me about you. No wonder you didn’t meet her expectations.”

Blueblood scoffed at Malakai when he mentioned Rarity.

“Oh please, that whore of a mare is no good for me anyways. If you ask me, she is not even worth the dirt on my horseshoes. I simply used her that night she first met me. Nothing but a servant I pretended to be interested in.”

Malakai blinked a few times. He stood up straight and grinned.

“Geez, you certainly don’t need any male enhancements from magic. No amount of magic can make you a bigger dick than you already are.”

Blueblood wasn’t taking these insults very well, especially from someone who he clearly thought he had more authority over, despite Malakai’s abilities.

“You wouldn’t be talking so big if you had the abilities you had.”

Malakai laughed and walked up to Blueblood and leans up with a grin.

“I could kick your ass right here and now without using a single bit of my magic. But see, you are weak, weak little crybaby.”

He said in a Russian accent at the last part of his sentence.

“Rarity certainly made the right choice in not getting with a limp dick beta male such as yourself. And it is no wonder that Celestia is so ashamed of you. I sympathize with the poor mare, having to clean up your dumbass mistakes and your asshole ways.And I gotta to you. Without magic, you’d have nothing. And without Celestia, you’d have nothing. I am surprised she hasn’t kicked your lazy ass out on the stre-.”

He was cut off by a fist to the cheek hard enough to make him bleed a little bit. He stumbles to the side and glares at the prince who had punched him. Malakai chuckled lightly and whipped his lips of his blood and spits it out on the ground.

“You got balls after all...too bad I am about to cut them off.”

Malakai said before he charged into Blueblood and knocked him to the ground. He takes hold of Blueblood’s right wrist and holds his arm away while Malakai’s right knee holds down his left arm, leaving Blueblood’s face completely defenseless in the oncoming slaughter that what about to happen to the stallion’s face. Malakai gets in a few good hard punches before he is knocked back with a magical bolt from Blueblood, Malakai stumbles back but keeps on his feet and he chuckles, fighting through the pain as best as he could

”Come on now, I am not using my magic.This only proves my point that you are nothing but a weak limp dick who couldn’t even get a streetwalker to suck your dick even if you paid her. A mare like Rarity is wasted on garbage like you.”

Malakai wasted no time in charging Blueblood again. Magic was flung from the stallion’s horn at the human again and again. Malakai was hit a few times but manages to get his pattern of attack down until he leaped up and shoved his knee directly into Blueblood’s nose. Then pushing off him with his foot to make the stallion fall back onto the ground hard. Malakai wasted no time in coming up behind Blueblood and wrapped his arm around his neck tightly. Pinching his cerata tightly. Blueblood had trouble breathing and was panicking. Trying his best to shake Malakai off of him before he passed out from the lack of oxygen. His gasping and choking for air could be heard as others had already begun to gather around since the first punch was thrown. Malakai chuckled and squeezed even tighter.

“Goodnight, sweet prick.”

He said as Blueblood struggling slowly came to a stop and his body went limp. After the struggle ended, Malakai tossed the stallion aside and clapped his hands together while looking at the other two stallions who had back away from the fight in fear.

“I think you two need to find a better friend. This one isn’t worth your time”

He said before turning his head and spitting out more blood onto Blueblood’s motionless body.

“Don’t worry, he isn’t dead. I merely cut off his airflow to the point where he passed out. See that? I told him I could beat him down without magic, but he didn’t listen.”

Malakai looked at all the nobles and got the shock of his life when they started...clapping for him.Malakai tilted his head in confusion.

“Well done, my young chap! It’s about time somepony knocked that arrogant blowhard down a couple of pegs.”

“Indeed, a fine show of good old fashion fist fighting on your part!”

“Uuuh...thanks everyone. Certainly didn’t expect this reaction out of you all…”

After that, Malakai became the center of attention the whole night to stallions and mares alike. Seems his popularity was growing!


Author's Note

That's right, I am back in business all!

May the darkness grant you peace.

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