Hail to thee, blithe spirit!
Twilight takes a moment to contemplate herself and her relationship with Pinkie.

Author's forewarning: This isn't for everyone. It breaches the tone you'd expect from a fanfiction about a cartoon. It's less a story and more a personal, thematized meditation with a plot; I'm publishing it in case someone might find it entertaining, but I'm aware that the objective quality of the story is hardly to my standards.