Watering the Cactus: A Trenderburn Clopfic
It was a hot summer night when the brown, hipster stallion known as Trenderhoof was sitting at a bar in Appleloosa, sampling the fine cider he had heard was the best in Equestria. While enjoying the delicious beverage, a handsome yellow stallion with green eyes and cowpony attire walked into the bar and ordered himself a mug of cider. Trenderhoof had never told anypony, but he was attracted to both stallions and mares. Seeing the sexy, yellow stallion excited Trenderhoof. He gazed at him, naughty thoughts playing in his mind. He was snapped out of those thoughts when the yellow stallion noticed his gaze and turned to him and started talking.
“Howdy stranger, don’t think I’ve seen you here before,” the yellow earth pony said.
“Hi, I’m Trenderhoof. What’s your name?” Trenderhoof asked.
“Braeburn’s my name,” the handsome cowpony said.
“Nice to meet you Braeburn,” Trenderhoof asked.
“Nice to meet you too Trenderhoof. So what brings you to these parts?” Braeburn asked.
“This delicious cider. It really is as good as the reviews say,” Trenderhoof said.
“Indeed it is,” Braeburn said with a smile.
The two kept on talking and drinking round after round of cider, Trenderhoof was fascinated with Braeburn’s stories about ranch life and Braeburn was quite interested in Trenderhoof’s travels throughout Equestria. Braeburn really liked this stallion, more so than any other he had met at the bar before. He started flirting with him, causing Trender to blush.
“You’re a nice guy Trenderhoof, and really sexy too,” Braeburn said.
“You think so?” Trenderhoof said, blushing.
“I really do. In fact, I was thinking maybe you and I could go back to my place and have some fun,” Braeburn said with a wink.
Trenderhoof thought it over in his head. On one hoof, it had been a long ass time since he had been with a stallion. On the other, he just met this guy, isn’t it too soon? After debating for about a minute, he decided to trust the handsome stallion and said, “sure I’d love that.”
The two stallions left the bar and walked towards Braeburn’s ranch. On the way, the urge to pee hit Trenderhoof like a freight train. Braeburn could tell something was off as he saw Trender fidgeting.
“Something wrong?” Braeburn said.
“I have to take a leak. How much longer until we get to your place?” Trenderhoof asked.
“Just go on that cactus over there,” Braeburn said, pointing to a lone cactus.
“I don’t know, I’ve never peed outside before,” Trenderhoof said, his bladder aching for release.
“Say what?” Braeburn said, baffled at what he had just heard.
“Yeah, city ponies like myself don’t do that. It’s frowned upon,” Trenderhoof said.
“Well, out here in the country everypony’s done it at least once, even those who live in town. I’ve done it plenty of times myself,” Braeburn said.
Trenderhoof hesitated. He really did need to go, but his city upbringing told him to wait for a toilet.
“You’ll feel a lot better afterwards,” Braeburn said, trying to convince the hesitant stallion.
Trenderhoof felt like he was about to burst, so he decided it was best to pee now. He trotted over to the cactus and stood up on his rear hooves. He aimed his cock at the cactus and closed his eyes and pictured a waterfall to help him overcome his nervousness about this “forbidden” way of peeing. Trenderhoof sighed as a stream of piss escaped his bladder and hit the cactus. He felt so weird and yet so free as his piss cascaded down the desert plant, he kinda found it strangely erotic. Little did Trenderhoof know, Braeburn was watching him. The yellow earth pony had a watersports fetish and he loved watching other stallions pee. His cock grew hard as he watched Trenderhoof water the cactus. Braeburn began to play with himself discretely...or at least he thought he was being discrete. Trendy looked behind him to make sure nopony else was coming and saw Braeburn stroke himself. Surprised and aroused he decided to tease the yellow earth pony.
"Enjoying the show, you naughty cowpony" Trenderhoof asked.
"Sorry, I just got so turned on I couldn't help myself" Braeburn said, though he totally could have helped himself, he just didn't want to.
Once he was finished whizzing, Trenderhoof shook his cock and trotted back over to Braeburn.
“Ah that felt good. Peeing outside isn’t half bad,” Trenderhoof remarked.
“Told you so,” Braeburn replied, “I think I’ll take a leak too since we’re here.”
Braeburn trotted up to the same cactus Trenderhoof had just used and stood up on his hind hooves. He then let out a torrent of piss, soaking the already damp cactus and causing a puddle of piss to form around the base of the desert plant. Trenderhoof’s first instinct was to not look, but since Braeburn had watched him, he decided to go against his upbringing and watch as the yellow earth pony urinated on the plant. Trenderhoof began to get hard and soon he began playing with himself. Braeburn looked behind him and gave Trenderhoof a knowing wink as he finished peeing. Once he was done the two stallions proceeded to Braeburn’s place, now hornier than before. Once inside the earth pony’s humble abode, Braeburn pulled Trenderhoof in for a kiss and caressed him, his hooves reaching lower and lower. When he reached the unicorn’s private region he asked, “mind if I play with it?”
“Go ahead,” Trenderhoof said.
Braeburn then began stroking Trenderhoof’s hard cock. The brown stallion moaned as Braeburn jerked him off. Braeburn then lowered himself and began licking Trenderhoof’s cock and balls. He inhaled the masculine aroma coming from Trenderhoof’s privates and sucked on Trenderhoof’s penis, burying his face in Trenderhoof’s crotch. Trenderhoof moaned as Braeburn sucked him off. What really sent him over the edge though, was Braeburn’s skilled tongue lickinghis shaft and milking him for cum. Trenderhoof didn’t last much longer and he blew his load in Braeburn’s muzzle The earth pony swallowed the unicorn seed with delight. Trenderhoof panted as he felt his orgasm wash over him. Braeburn removed Trenderhoof’s cock from his muzzle and stood up straight.
“You taste pretty good Trendy. I hope you’re not spent, I still gotta cum too you know?” Braeburn teased.
“Oh I’m not done yet. In fact...,” Trenderhoof said. He turned around and lifted his tail in the air, “I want you to rut me hard!”
Braeburn drooled at the sight of Trenderhoof’s exposed plothole. Anal was Braeburn’s favorite and he loved to be on top.
“Mmm...I like a stallion who can take it rough,” Braeburn said. He got out some lube from under his bed and applied it to his member as well as Trenderhoof’s inviting plothole. Braeburn inserted himself and moaned at the tight feeling of the unicorn’s anus. Since Trenderhoof liked it hard, Braeburn didn’t bother with starting slow, instead he began plowing the unicorn hard and fast. Trenderhoof moaned loud at the rough dicking he was receiving from Braeburn.
“Oh yes, fuck me Braeburn!” Trenderhoof cried out.
Braeburn loved it when stallions said that, so he spanked Trenderhoof and gave him all he got, making sure the hipster stallion felt all seven inches of his earth pony cock. Trenderhoof moaned loudly, his mind swimming in pleasure. Braeburn felt the same way, it was as if the rest of the world disappeared and all there was was the two of them and the only thing on the to-do list was to fuck this unicorn silly. He moaned loudly, loving the feeling of the stallion’s plothole around his cock. Soon he reached his own climax, but just to be polite he decided to ask first before blowing his load in Trenderhoof’s ass.
“Mind if I cum inside?”, Braeburn said.
“I wouldn’t have it any other way!,” Trenderhoof said.
Braeburn grinned and after a few more deep thrusts, he came in the hipster unicorn’s ass. Both guys panted heavily.
“That was the best rutting ever!” Trenderhoof exclaimed.
“And you have the best ass ever!” Braeburn said. He pulled out of Trenderhoof and collapsed onto his bed. Trenderhoof joined him and the two stallions cuddled together and fell asleep.
The next morning Braeburn woke up with a feeling he had never felt before, love. He had never fallen in love before, but when he looked at Trenderhoof he knew that he was the only stallion he wanted to rut for the rest of his life.
“I love you Trenderhoof. Will you be my special somepony?” Braeburn said.
“Oh sweet Celestia, I love you too Braeburn! Of course I’ll be your special somepony!”, Trenderhoof said.
The two stallions kissed each other passionately on the muzzle, the sun brightly shining on them through the window. Things would’ve gone further if Braeburn hadn’t felt a certain need that needed to be taken care of first. He broke the kiss and said, “sorry to interrupt our sweet make out session, but I need to go take a piss.”
“That’s alright,” Trenderhoof said, “Where is your bathroom anyway?”
“I ain’t got one of those. I just have an outhouse, though since I just need to pee, I think I’ll just go outside” Braeburn said.
Trenderhoof chuckled and said, “I see. Mind if I join you?”
“That would be great” Braeburn said, trying to contain his excitement at the thought of he and his new boyfriend pissing together.
The two left the house and walked around to the back where they found a couple of cacti.
“So you pee on cacti all the time I guess?” Trenderhoof asked.
“Most of the time. Other times I just go on the ground behind my house.” He then looked at one of the cacti and said, “But I think this cactus over here on my left looks a little dry. How about we water it?”
“Sounds good to me” Trenderhoof said.
The two stallions trotted up to the desert flower and stood on their rear hooves. Braeburn let loose first, a strong stream of morning piss hitting the cactus. Trenderhoof was a little nervous peeing so close to another guy, but after calming himself by taking a few deep breaths and imagining a river flowing, he too began soaking the cactus with his first piss of the day. Braeburn was becoming incredibly turned on again by the sight of he and his boyfriend pissing together and so was Trenderhoof, who was starting to think he had a pee fetish too. The two stallions locked muzzles once again as they urinated on the plant.
Once they were finished, Trenderhoof broke the kiss and said, “wow I’ve never been so turned on while taking a piss before.”
“First time for everything, handsome. Feel like getting rutted again?” Braeburn asked.
“Oh yeah, I would love that,” Trenderhoof said.