Inspired by balance of the mind and body

It's the end of the world as we know it. Everyone's rioting and all hell is breaking loose. What am I doing, you ask? Hiding in my apartment too afraid to go outside, so I sat back, hid in my room and watched Dragon ball Z. That's when these guys kicked my door down and dragged me to townsquare to be hanged. But at the last moment I was saved by this bright light that turned me into Lamp the Majin