So I woke up this morning as a purple tentacled horror right out of Lovecraft. Most would be worried by this. I on the other hand had only so many f***s to give, and I intended to save them for more important things.

Thankfully my apartment's fine despite the spontaneous Elder Godhood. As is my collection of nerdery. Which is a plus. I'd've not been happy if anything was damaged. Yes, I care about my stuff more than the fact I'd been changed, so sue me.

The problem is my apartment apparently came with me to Equestria. How do I know it's Equestria? Well I'm next door neighbor's to a very purple unicorn living in a house-tree and a cute blond-maned filly.

Now I have to deal with getting reverse adopted by a filly, dealing with a neurotic purple unicorn who thinks I'm evil, and trying to live a 'normal' life in a land of friendship and magic as an Overpowered Eldritch Monster with Godlike Powers.

If I could only figure out how to 'use ' said Godlike Powers....

Hey look, it has a non-canon side-story: A Loli, A Horror, and Far Too Many Tentacles

Set in Season One. Rated Teen for Language. (Updated to Mature.) The Sex tag is just in case of any sexual references or innuendo in conversations. The Alternate Universe tag is there because I intend to do certain canon things out of order.

Current editor: Haloboy11721

New Cover art by Aprion Much love for the art!

WAT!? Featured already!? Really!?
Because Magic. It’s featured again on June 24th, 2017.
Again.... Again on April 24th, 2018
Seriously, people must like this. June 18th, 2018