Incompatible Love

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Random, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1978

A human woman from Earth and a fully sapient male pony from Equestria seem to be incompatible when it comes to sex. Nonetheless, the woman tries to have sex with her stallion lover regardless.

A human woman from Earth and a fully sapient male pony from Equestria seem to be incompatible when it comes to sex.

Nonetheless, the woman tries to have sex with her stallion lover regardless.

Published 2017-05-24 18:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-24 18:50:01 UTC

Trying The Impossible

Trying The Impossible

In a dark room a hulking, light brown stallion lay fast asleep next to a bipedal creature he was considerably larger than, he was after all basically an alien horse. His legs were far thicker with mass and muscle than her meek and thin legs and arms. His curly mane was jet black. His body was heavy and thick, but not squishy. His whole body was an iron machine of strength and endurance. His cutie mark was of a black anvil inside a large red love heart.

The creature lying next to him was staring at him with a look of awe on her face with her little blue eyes, far smaller than his huge, basketball sized, amber brown eyes. She was quite tall, about six foot tall or slightly less. Her mostly hairless body was covered in light pink skin. Unlike the stallion, her body was far softer and smaller. Her hips and backside were quite large but not oversized KFC Monstertrucks, her body was curvy and plump in all the right places. Her long, blond hair was loose, lying in a mess upon the pillow.

On her chest there were a pair of quite large, spheres of soft flesh. They were breasts. And this was a human woman, if one could tell already.

“Honey, are you awake?” she asked in a soft, feminine voice.

The stallion opened his eyes, apparently he wasn’t asleep.

“Yes, Sarah?” he asked in a gentle tone with his deep voice.

“Hammer Hoof, can I suck your dick?” she asked in a low voice.

He gave her a warm smile, proceeding to shift himself onto his back, and then threw the blanket off him to reveal his massive, black, towering spire that was his cock, with a pair of huge, basketball sized balls at the base. His shaft was longer than her own arm and about just as thick… while flaccid.

Sarah shifted over to place herself between his powerful, thick hind legs, bringing her face to face with his currently flaccid member, resting limply against his left leg. From there she took hold of his shaft, lifting it up right, before leaning down, bringing the thick tip into her mouth.

Her soft, wet lips of her mouth fit snugly around his thick tip, using said mouth to gently suck it by bobbing her head up and down. At the same time, she used her hand to gently stroke his shaft up and down repeatedly.

The shaft began to twitch hard in her mouth, signaling its start of growth. Hammer Hoof uttered quiet neighs, loving the tender affection he was receiving. Her loving ministrations was beginning to awaken the raging beast that was his horse cock.

At the slight feeling of uncomfortable tightness in her mouth, she moved quickly to release his shaft before it broke her jaw. Immediately, she proceeded to leave a soft kiss on his tip, now thicker than her own arm. The monster that was his cock was now truly awake, and thus his cock was swelling larger and larger, growing thicker and longer by the second.

Such was the growing thickness of his shaft Sarah soon found herself incapable of holding his shaft. Now, merely resorting to using her hand to gently stroke it rather than jerk it.

She kissed and licked the tip as much she could, before his shaft grew too long for her to reach without standing up. With the tip now out of reach, she began to slowly make the long journey downward. She moved her head around his thick shaft as she went, making sure to gently lick every expanding thickness of his towering member, lubricating his cock with her saliva, moaning all the while as she did so.

Each lick, kiss, and rub helped his cock swell larger and larger in size, filling up with blood, its thick veins pulsing with power. Inch by glorious inch his behemoth cock grew bigger by each passing second, growing in thickness as well as in length.

Sarah continued to nurture his cock with loving attention, helping it swell quickly to reach its full mast. It was now already thicker and longer than her own leg, and still growing.

Loud slurping, moans and groans filled the room. Sarah worshiped his cock, gone mad with lust as his super-massive, still growing cock drove her insane by its beautiful, huge size.

Up and up his cock rose, growing higher and higher into the air. It’s sheer size now casting a dark shadow over the woman helping it become the monster horse cock it truly is.

By the time it stopped growing, his shaft became twice as thick as his own leg and slightly longer as well. It was heavy, meaty, long and thick, the thick veins pulsed with power along his long and thick shaft. There’s probably a good reason his name was Hammer Hoof.

Sarah was lost in her own little world, continuing to kiss and lick the now fully erect fifth leg that was his cock. Hammer Hoof for his part was just content to just relax and enjoy Sarah’s worship of his cock, uttering blissful sighs over and over again from her loving attention.

Hungrily, Sarah slobbered on the massive horse cock before her, moaning aloud at the hot feel of his meaty cock against her tongue and its slightly salty taste, along with his intoxicating musk filling her nostrils. Repeatedly, without stop the woman continued to kiss, lick and rub his shaft.

Hammer Hoof stared lovingly down at the woman worshipping his cock. As if by magic, his member twitched hard, before rising by several inches higher and growing slightly thicker as well, as if to reward her love for his dick.

The woman left one last kiss at the base of his shaft, before moving on to his balls, his enormous, basketball sized balls. With both hands she grabbed the two of his massive, heavy testicles, before proceeding to gently massage them with her fingers, before leaning down to shamelessly slobber on them, moaning aloud as she kissed and licked them all over. Sarah worshiped his balls, licking, kissing, and rubbing every inch of them.

Hammer’s eyes roll back, uttering loud neighs in pure bliss. Dribbles of precum began to leak from the tip of his shaft.

Without stop, the woman continued her love for his massive balls, licking, kissing and massaging with all her worth, moaning and giggling in delight. She really was in big dick heaven down there.

Hammer, uttered aloud grunt, his cock swelling thicker and longer, before releasing a massive explosion of cum. Glob after glob of his creamy stallion spunk spurted out of his twitching shaft, showering her, himself and everything around him in a thick coating of his creamy essence, quickly turning the very room into a snow globe.

A full minute went by, but by that time the whole room was snow-white with his love cream. His cock gave one last thick spurt of cum, hitting the ceiling above him, before his shaft began to slowly soften, losing it thickness and length as time went on.

Hammer uttered a blissful sigh, staring down lovingly at his sperm covered lover.

Sarah wanted more, so she acted quickly to reverse his softening members descent, by applying kisses and licks along his pole.

To her delight, his cock answered her plea, now once again rising to attention.

Sarah moaned aloud, drunk with pleasure as she worshipped his growing, god like horse cock, his balls inflating bigger as well, filling up with even more cum.

His shaft reached its previous mark, and kept growing, becoming even longer and thicker, his balls ballooning in size, becoming bigger and bigger by the second. Sarah looked up in awe as his cock surged upward, becoming an even greater monster horse cock than before.

When his cock finally stopped growing, his shaft was literally as thick and tall as an oak tree, a pair of beach ball sized balls below it, the ceiling itself magically extended to contain his monstrous cock. Certain ponies’ cocks grow bigger when they truly love their special somepony.

His fearsome cock and balls stood stronger and bigger than ever, begging for her attention to make them even bigger. His cock literally grew bigger the more he loved her, amplified even further in growth the more she loved his cock.

“Hammer...” she spoke in a low, fearful tone.

“Yes, my sweet?” he said softly.

“Hammer, that’s a bit too big.”

“Sorry, I was thinking about how much I love you.” he said nervously.

With that his cock quickly shrank down to a more ‘reasonable size’… only twice as big as before.

“Hammer, can we have sex?” she spoke softly.

There was a pause, a long pause. Hammer Hoof’s eye’s widen, his mouth forming an ‘O’ shape.

“Sarah, we can’t. We’re incompatible.” he said firmly.

“I don’t care! Let’s try it!” she shouted excitedly.

“Sarah, has somepony cast a mind altering spell on you?” he asked in a worried tone, eyeing her with concern. “Do you need me to find somepony to remove the spell?”

“It’s not a spell. I know we can do it, Hammer!” she protested.

“Sarah, I love you. I really do.” he spoke softly, before changing into a stern tone. “So, I don’t want to be responsible for your death.”

“But… but Hammer--” she began, before being interrupted.

“Don’t you understand, even if I somehow managed to fit my cock inside you, I would end up rupturing your organs, causing you to die. For Celestia’s sake, my cock is so strong I use it as a blacksmith hammer! Just think what that would do to you while its inside you?”

“But horse love magic. Surely, Equestria’s magical nature itself provides some way for us to make love?”

“But we do make love Sarah. We kiss, cuddle, you suck me off, I lick you out, suck your nipples, hotdog you and rub my big dick all over your lovely soft skin. Isn’t that enough?”

Sarah sighed deeply. “You’re right, Hammer. I don’t know what came over me. Sorry, for killing the mood.”

“It’s Okay. Sarah, I know you’re probably scared I’ll leave you over a mare that can actually take my dick inside her. I love you with all my heart, and I promise I’ll never leave you over a mare and--

“JUST FUCK ALREADY!” boomed a powerful voice out from nowhere.

Sarah screamed, grabbing a pillow to cover herself. “Who the hell was that?!”

“It’s bucking Princess Cadance, once again abusing her godlike powers to watch lovers going at it. She’s probably the reason why you wanted my dick inside you.” he grumbled angrily.

“Hammer Hoof, just try fit it inside her. Maybe, the power of love will allow you to put it inside her.”

The stallion looked down to see his cock was still the great big monster horse cock behemoth like before, longer and thicker than his own leg. “I don’t know. I think that’s a bit too big for her.”

“Stick it inside her!” Cadance shouted.

“Maybe I’ll try bump my dick against her small hole, and just imagine that my cock could fit inside her when we are not being watched.” he said sarcastically.

“Yeah!” Sarah shouted. “Wait, what?” she growled, crossing her arms.

“Damnit! Why do you have to be so mean?!” Cadance roared, the loud sound of a door slamming following shortly after.

“Sorry Sarah.” he said in a low voice, looking at her with sad puppy dog eyes.

“Go sleep on the couch tonight!” she said firmly, pointing her finger at the cum covered door.

Hammer sighed sadly, getting out of bed to make his way to the door, the sounds of sloshing ‘cum’ water being made as he went toward the door.

The End