The Ship, The Drunken Ponys and The Crazed.

by Axie_Spot

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Random, Human
Length: 999

I was forced to do this.. my friends told me to write this, it was funny.. a crazy adventure awaits.

Well, it was a pretty funny thing.. it was based off of a RP that I was told to do.. I kinda liked it.. so.. a ship was sailing to a place.. no one knows.. but then.. the ponys woke up and found themselves there.. and had a big woopin' party there.. only until some bad things happen..

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-09 22:10:50 UTC

The Adventure Awaits..

So, on one.. sunshining day, there was a boat, sailing to a place, and on that boat was some drunken ponys, some were screaming, some were vomiting, some were even being crazy, until one night, when the sailor was drinking too much booze, he didn't know.. that he was going to crash, and so he did.. and all of the ponys on that boat were hurt, and were just left there, none woke up.. none even moved a muscle, until.. two days later.. a pony named Blue Phoenix woke up, looking around and not remembering a single thing, the sun was still shining, and ponys of course, drunk.. he couldn't remember a thing (poor him..) and a weird looking yellow pony with somewhat Cotton Candy coloured Mane, yes.. I guess she dyed it.. No, wait.. I forgot.. and there she was flying in holding a Tray with a cake on it.. then another pony woke up.. then another.. then another.. until they all were up! and then at that moment.. they wondered what they were doing that night.. they all gave eachother a mysterious look.. but then.. the pony with a somewhat cotton candy coloured mane started crying.. and said 'Nopony wants my homemade cake..' but then.. this somewhat rabbit looking thing Wanted a take a piece, followed by another pony wearing an old, western hat.. but then.. another thing wanted to take a piece, and gave that cotton candy pony an apple.. another somewhat looking things wanted a piece as well.. until somepony yelled 'Shhheeaaaiiit!' the western hatted pony started making jokes about the Oh God Why meme.. then ran off.. but now.. here comes the stupidest part.. a Pony ran up to that cotton candy maned pony.. and stabbed her.. while another weird looking thing attacked that pony who stabbed her.. I couldn't really give a brief of what she looked like.. but she had green mane and a red coloured body.. then that pony stabbed that weird looking thing again and again! then it spawned a dirt clone! only until another pony hit it on the back of the head.. saying 'NO KILLING PONYS!' now here comes something stupid.. a pony shoots everypony right into the head.. but sadly.. his bullets missed.. and the cotton candy maned pony said 'It's a special changeling cake, everypony.. my mother makes it for me all the time..' and she Blushed. but then.. a bullet hit someone's helmet.. and that thing said 'So much for no killing ponys..' and sighed.. then that pony who shot everyone now wants to kill that green maned pony! but it was all interrupted when the western hatted pony said 'DAMN YOU ALL! PUT THE WEAPONS AWAY AND EAT DA FUHKING CAKE!' the green maned pony somehow does a glitch behind the cotton maned pony.. and says 'Nice hustle, tons of fun.. NEXT TIME EAT A SALAD!' and then the green maned pony points at the pony who shot everyone 'Yeah, I'm talking about you..' is what she said to that pony.

the cotton maned pony looked at the fighters and gets mad, saying 'YOU WILL ALL STOP FIGHTING AND  LOVE THIS CAKE NOOOOOW!' but then the pony who shot everyone shows it's yellow striped mane, and is scared.. then take a piece of cake and says to the green maned pony 'You....are... going ... to .. EAT this Fucking CAKE!' and shoves it right into her mouth, while the western hatted pony runs off again, but.. then.. runs back shouting 'MERCER!' The yellow striped pony said 'Fuck you, Axie' on which explains that the green maned pony is called Axie.. and while the yellow striped pony said that.. she stabbed Axie! but then Axie shot the stipped pony back with a somewhat blue glowing shotgun. Lock, a human.. says 'Mmm! this cake is good, Try it, Brint!' on which explains their names are Lock and Brint.  Brint takes a bite and says 'Wow, that is good! and this is getting violent..' a weird human named John, says 'Kill? He's unconscious to be sure, but not dead.' The yellow stripped pony gets up, and the cotton maned pony looks at Axie, and says 'I'VE SPENT FIVE BUCKIN HOURS ON THIS CAKE AND YOUR GONNA EAT IT AND LOVE THE BUCKIN SHIT OUT OF IT!' Axie wasn't afraid, she already had the same problem before.. but the yellow stripped pony says slowly 'You... are... going... to...' and then faints.. John, pulls out a Benelli Shotgun and fires it in the air, saying 'Screw this, We shall eat this cake and get along!' Brint looks at John, saying 'But still watch where you hit the pony, you could have broken his neck..' The yellow stripped pony named Sagi, wakes up.. and Axie says 'Nice scare.. but i guess I will do after when...' then she points at Sagi... 'this little faggot decides to go..' John says 'I knew where I was aiming. also, can we try to restore order?' The cotton maned pony was mad, and sits in a corner making pony sticky figures out of sticks.. then chomps off their heads, growling 'Grrrr.... WHY CAN'T ANYONE BUCKIN LISTEN TO ME!?' all of the ponys looked at her.. 'Ok.. I'm sorry, I just.. feel more calmer now..' said Axie.. smiling.. she then took a piece and took a bite.. smiling 'Mmm.. I like this!' then the Western Hatted Pony made another joke up about a Knight.. but when it ran, it's attention was caught due to firing sounds of a 500 Smith and Wesson.. which was being fired from Lock and Brint, but then.. something strange happened.. the ship started to sail off and shake.. some cracks were heard, but then the ship fell apart.. and all of the ponys that were on there were in the water, none of them could swim.. and they all tried to escape but.. a wave came and sucked them all in, and therefore.. they were all.. forgotten.. forever..