Why did I have to say that! I asked myself in my head as I frantically ran down the street full speed.

"Get back here you pervert!" My instincts screamed at me to dodge, Thank heavens my sensei's drilled that concept into my brain. Jumping to my left, a rainbow colored blur shot past me at unbelievable speeds. the rainbow maned mare's fist that was aimed for my head smashed into the ground, causing it to crack a little. My eyes got so big they would've put a giant squid to shame. She was in front of me now, getting out of her crouched position. Her back was facing me so I started to back away. She looked over her right shoulder,

"Not bad, there aren't many ponies who can dodge my strikes." She turned toward me, her left fist in her right palm.

"Where you going? I thought you were hungry, and was kind enough to make you a knuckle sandwich." She cracked said knuckles. Now my nerves are completely shot, to much crazy happened in the short time I've been awake, so my response to her wasn't thought out very well.

"But I wanted to taste the rainbow, it looks better." After the words had left my mouth I slapped my hand over it. I just made this go from bad to worse. The rainbow girl froze, a blush clear on her cheeks, I don't know how I could see it through her fur though. I was about to make a break for it while she was distracted but wasn't able to as I was tackled to the ground.

"They're real! I was right! Humans are real!" I was pinned under the mint green mare who was straddling my stomach and pinning my hands above my head.

"My research was right on most accounts, no muzzle, small eyes, no fur... I think it's a male but I'm not sure." She babbled just a few inches from my face as her eye's darted around my body like I would disappear in an instant. Her soft, perky chest pillows were smashed into my chest. The Rainbow'd mare picked this time to snap out of her stupor.

"Good job Lyra, now hold him still while I beat him." She smirked and started walking forward. My eyes widened in fear and I struggled like a man possessed. I started pleading with her, trying desperately to get her to see reason and not kill me.

"Please! Wait! This was a big misunderstanding! I was trying to escape this cute pink girl with adorable cotton candy hair and massive ta-ta's! I wasn't trying to molest this hot girls awesome, soft, squeezable boobs, It was an accident!" My blood froze solid at the word that left my mouth. Situations like this were like Wonder Women's lasso to me.

I'M SO BONED! In my now panicked state my brain decided, hey let's make the whole powder keg situation worse, It's the atomic age, so let's go nuclear.

"Please don't kill me! I don't want to die from a hot girl beating me to death! That's not my dream way to go! I want to die having her fucking my brains out!" Now a visible, massive blush formed on both mares faces. The one called Lyra sat up and looked at her chest while she grabbed her tits and squeezed them.

"Wow, they are soft." she said in a matter of fact tone as she played with them. I wasn't sure if I was in heaven or hell, but I was sure I needed to escape. I did the only thing I could think of, I thrust my hips up, hard. Lyra yelped loudly as she was shot up into the air and off my crotch.

I'm just glad I didn't pop a hard on, that would've been bad I rolled to my feet and started back the way I'd come. I made it all of five feet when I was slammed into by a pink blur. It was the pink one, she had pinned my arms to my side by wrapping and clamping her arms and legs around me. I stumbled back but didn't fall.

"Hi again! Did you mean what you said? Am I cute? Does my mane really look like cotton candy? I wonder if it tastes like it too?." She flipped a piece of her mane into her mouth and chewed, then spat it out with a look of disgust.

"Nope, doesn't taste like cotton candy." she said, A huge smile on her face. I was struggling to free my arms, but her grip was like a steel trap and I couldn't move them. The more I moved the more her huge Breasts mashed against me.

This isn't good I can't get... Are those... Her nipples?! My face was atomic red as my brain dove into the perverted ocean that was my libido and I started to sway slightly.

"Pinkie what do you think your doing! Why are you hugging that thing?" I heard the rainbow's voice yell. The one clinging to me like a cute and sexy straight jacket was called Pinkie apparently.

"I'm saying hi and why are you being a gumpity Mc'gump pants Rainbow Dash and trying to beat him up?"

"Cause the sicko grabbed Lyra's chest, that's why." Pinkie looked at me with surprise, then she gave me half lidded bedroom eyes and wiggled her eyebrows at me with a perverted smirk.

"You don't waste any time do you stud." I was at my whits end. my breathing quickened, I felt something leaking from my nose, my pupils dilated and I couldn't hold on to reality any longer.

"Nope." and I blacked out.

(an unspecified time spent unconscious later)

I opened my eye's, blinking to clear the sleep gunk from the lids. I sat up slowly, trying to get a feel for were I was. The light coming through the window illuminated the room. It was good sized, if a bit oddly shaped. the wall with the window seemed to curve and twist in weird ways.

It's like a tree trunk I thought as I looked around. the room was sparsely furnished, just a bed, a dresser with a mirror and a bathroom to the right.

At least I'm not back in the hospital I was relieved about that. The door that probably led to the main living area was to my left. Deciding to take a peek out I crept over to the door. I cracked it open just a bit and I could hear voices talking together.

"Now what are we going to do?" The voice was one I didn't recognize. It was female and had a southern accent to it.

"I say we hand it over to the guards and let them deal with it." I knew that voice. I wracked my brain and came up with a picture of the rainbow mare and her name.

She's that hot alien chick who wanted to beat me to death... Rainbow Dash I think? kinda fits. I thought as I listened in.

"I second that idea, if half of what Rainbow says that brute did is true, a ruffian like him should be behind bars." I didn't know who that women was but I already didn't like her. Her voice sounded like some of those uppity, snobbish girls I'd met on a trip to California. They all cared more about their clothes then people.

"HE saved my little sister. I ain't about to let you two hog tie 'em and drag him off. Besides we don't have all the facts, and Rarity, Pinkie wasn't lying when she said that whole chicken parade was an accident. He was scared and in a strange place. Could you have been in his situation and not freak out?" The southern voice said, I knew what she was talking about.

She's the sister of the one I saved... at least I have one vote for no police I cracked the door a little bit more trying to see as well as hear. I remembered who Pinkie was, that girl that had glomped me before I passed out.

"I see your point Applejack, I can't say I wouldn't have been in the same state he was in."

Yes, listen to the voice of reason. i thought,

Applejack? Those must've been names the girl was calling out, makes since now.

"But, I don't like the idea of not telling the guards. He may have saved Applebloom, but I don't trust him."

So that posh voice is named Rarity, heh it even sounds kinda self centered I chuckled to myself. A new sound made it's way to my ear, a faint crunching sound, I just ignored it listening to the conversation.

"Ah don't trust him either, not completely anyways, I just don't think calling in a bunch of armed guards will have a good effect on the situation." Applejack said. The crunching sound had gotten a bit louder.

So much for that vote
"I know right." The voice of the one called Pinkie said next to me. My head snapped to my right and saw her sitting in a folding chair, chewing a mouthful from the bag of popcorn in her hand.

"Want some?" She asked cheerfully holding the bag out. I was starting to freak again, but I took my hand and slapped my self in the face hard, startling Pinkie. I sat down next to the door with a sigh.

"Why'd you do that?" She asked slightly worried.

"I was starting to freak out again and I needed to get some sense knocked in to me, so i did." Pinkie's mouth made an "oh" motion then she giggled.

"Your funny, so... want some?" she held the bag out again. Thoughts of poison, sleeping agents and other such crazy ideas ran through my brain. I arrived at what I thought was the best solution.

Ah... fuck it. I reached over and grabbed a big hand full and started munching on a few pieces. Pinkie smiled happily.

"I like you, your different. Most ponies won't take any when I offer them popcorn." She said as we munched on the salty treat. I was surprised and not surprised at the same time. The popcorn was delicious, the best I've had in a long time.

"I think it's the delivery method you use." I said. she gave me a confused look.

"Well if you offer it to anyone else like you did me they'd be startled and being startled doesn't help make choices."

"But you made a choice now, and you were startled." She countered.

"That's because of this situation... your right next to me, the one called Rainbow Dash that want's to beat me to a pulp is just down the hall and that window is much smaller then the hospital's. I tried to run away before and look where that got me." I stated calmly. I was able to do so cause I was now on the most wonderful drug in the universe, "Fuck it All." I decided to just roll with all this.

"The popcorn is great but it's making me thirsty, you got anything to drink too? like a Pepsi or something?" She tapped her finger on her chin in thought,

"I don't have anything called Pepsi, I've got Colta-Cola though, would that be okay?" she asked smiling.

"If it's a soda then hell yes it would." I was hoping it was. Pinkie's smile widened and she reached into her mane and pulled out an ice cold bottle of what I assumed was Colta-Cola. I was truly vexed by the pulling from her mane part,

Oh well, nothing like another dose of "Fuck it All" to help everything roll off your shoulders I thought as I grabbed the bottle, popped the top and took a swig. The only thing different was the name, and I was very happy about that.

Nice to know I'll still have certain things like the ones from home Thinking about home brought up some memories, but what had me a bit worried is they were kinda... blurred. like they were far off memories that you have trouble finding. Pinkie seemed to catch my change in mood right away.

"You okay? you look kinda sad?" I smiled at her,

"I'm okay, just... Some memories of home is all." she gave me a knowing smile,

"You miss it?" she asked.

"Completely." I said, Pinkie opened her mouth to speak again when the door opened revealing, in my humble opinion, a stunningly beautiful woman.

She had her long, golden blond mane and tail tied in a pony tail, I found the irony a bit funny. Her smooth orange fur went perfectly with her brilliant emerald green eyes. He breasts were somewhere between c and d, I couldn't tell. Small patches of white spots adorned her cheeks like freckles. She had an old weather worn stetson hat on her head, a white tee shirt on, a pair of dark blue jeans and work boots.

I honestly didn't give a flying rats ass if she was another species, Hot is hot no matter what form it comes in. She looked startled to see me up and talking with Pinkie.

"Your awake." she said, eyeing me a bit cautiously. From her voice I knew her name to be Applejack. I smiled at her reassuringly.

"Yes, and don't worry to much, I've calmed down quite a bit and I'll try not to cause any more trouble." She looked at me for a bit then nodded her head.

"Alright, then mind answering a few questions?" A guy's worst nightmare, being grilled by a sexy women, but I was still on "Fuck it All" so I agreed.

"Sure, I'll answer what I can, if you can make sure Rainbow Dash doesn't try and kill me again." She smirked at that,

"I think that can be arranged." She turned her head and called to the other mares.

"Hey yall, he's awake and all calmed down. He said he'll talk to us , but only if Rainbow behaves herself."

"I wasn't the one groping all the mares in town." She grumbled as she walked through the door. I was still sitting on the floor eating popcorn and drinking cola with Pinkie, she looked back and forth between me and Pinkie then sighed.

"You can make friends with anypony huh?" She asked and Pinkie Gave her a big smile and a nod.

"It was one mare miss, and it was an accident. While I was running through an alley I tripped over something and tumbled into that lady." I said, before taking a drink then handing the bottle to Pinkie. Rainbow just crossed her arms,

"Whatever." she huffed.

"You'll have to excuse Rainbow Dash darling, but what you can understand our doubts." The voice of Rarity spoke. I turned my head and saw her standing in the door way.

Her fur was so white it almost hurt to look at. Bright, sharp blue eyes looked me over. A white, spiral horn was on her forehead, she wore a blue shirt, and a black skirt that ended at her knees. She had an hour glass figure and large plump breasts gave her a healthy model look. Her mane and tail were a deep indigo, long and, spun in large bouncy curls She was beautiful, I'd give her that, but not what I find attractive. Not to mention she was a bit on my bad side already.

"Of course, but I'm just a brute and a ruffian, how could I have known?" sarcasm dripped from my words making her flinch.

"You heard that?" She had the sense to look sheepish. I nodded my head.

"I've been listening to your conversation for the past few minuets, till Pinkie showed up and offered me food, thanks for that by the way." I said turning to Pinkie with a smile.

"Your welcome." She said happily.

"I can see we all got off to a rough start." Applejack said,

"Mined if we start over?" I thought about it for a second.

"I don't mind a all, I have a feeling I'm going to be stuck here for quite some time so it's best to get to know somebody."

"Pony." Pinkie chimed in.

"What?" I asked

"You said somebody, everyone here says somepony." she said smiling.

"But I'm not a pony, and wouldn't that be a bit rude to anyone whose not a pony?" I asked, Pinkie blinked at that,

"You know, I never really thought about it that way." She said. Not wanting to discuss word meanings and usage I changed the subject.

"Anywho... we were starting over." I prompted the ladies.

"Ah, yes. My name is Rarity Belle, I own the local Boutique here in town." Rarity said, giving me a small apologetic smile. I decided to give her an olive branch,

no need to make enemies right of the bat.

"It's nice to meet you Rarity, I believe I'll need to stop by your business sometime soon, these are the only clothes I have at the moment." She took the branch gratefully.

"I must say your cloths are quite an interesting combination, they seem made for function but they work well together." I smiled at her compliment.

"Thanks, these were given to me by my Master's, it's not complete though. I'm missing two of the other parts, which are probably back at the hospital." I said slightly sad that I didn't have all the dogi my master gave me. Pinkie pie smiled insanely wide and produced my satchel from behind her.

"No they're not. hey're right here." She pushed the satchel into my arms. I accepted with a thank you. walking over to the bed, I set the bag down and undid my belt and started to take my top off.

"Why are you taking your cloths off?" Rarity asked, a red blush on her cheeks. I didn't stop taking my top off as I responded.

"One of the pieces I was missing goes on under my top, I can't put it on with it still on can I?" I asked smirking slightly. I could see out of the corner of my eye all of them staring at me. I decided to play with them a little bit. Acting like I didn't notice I stretched my arms above my head slowly, making my muscles tighten and bulge. I could see their eyes wondering over me.

Oh I'm going to enjoy this I thought.

"Take a picture ladies, it lasts longer." I said with a shit eating grin before opening my satchel. I was happy I found my chain vest and my hand wraps inside. The mares gasped and looked in any direction but mine, besides Pinkie she just smiled bigger, pulled out a camera and snapped a picture. I laughed, Pinkie was quite a riot. I pulled out the vest and slipped it on. This made Rainbow ask a question.

"Why do wear a chain mail vest." she asked, the blush still on her face.

"I'm a warrior." I said, the mares seemed slightly shocked at this,

"I'm also a martial artist, but both need to be ready for an attack at all times, that's why I wear this vest." I said, Rainbow seemed to think this over.

"That and it was also a a gift from one of my master's." I put my gi top back on and tied the belt back around my waste. sitting down on the bed I started to wined the Muay thai rope wraps around my hand. I talked while I did this.

"I heard your the sister of that girl I saved from the orchard. How's she doing by the way?" I asked.

"She's fine, still a bit shook up but okay. I'm Applejack by the way, owner and worker of Sweet Apple Acres." she said the last part with pride. I smiled at her.

"The name of the farm I presume. With the amount of apples I saw, I can say you got your work cut out for you." she chuckled at that,

"Sometimes, but we always manage to get through the season." She paused for a second as a nervous look crossed her face.

"I want to thank you, for saving my little sister that is. My family is the most important thing to me and I can't think about loosing any of'em." she had a few tears forming in her eyes. she wiped them away and smiled at me.

"So thank you for saving my little Bloom." I nodded,

"Your quite welcome. I know that kind of feeling first hand. I have a little sister too and I know I wouldn't be able to stay calm if she got hurt." It felt slightly weird saying that, like your saying what you believe but there's this part of your mind that makes you think twice about it. I ignored it and turned to the technicolor hotty.

"So, we meet again skittles." I said crossing my arms and smirking. She must've thought I was insulting her, cause she flapped her wings and was up in my face in a split second.

"What did you call me?" She snarled as she glared at me.

Seems to have a short temper. luckily I was still on "Fuck it All" so I didn't freak out.

"I wasn't insulting you. Where I'm from there is a type of candy called skittles. Each piece is a different color of the rainbow and a different flavor." I explained to her,

"Your mane color is very beautiful and unique and it made me think of one of my favorite candies." I gave her a smile at her, She blushed slightly and backed off.

"Oh... okay then." I almost laughed at how quick she went from roaring tiger to mewling kitten. Pinkie had pulled out a pad of paper from...somewhere and was writing something down. Skittles collected herself and began her introduction.

"I'm Rainbow Dash, the awesomest and fastest flyer in Equestria." She spread her wings a little bit and struck a pose. I chuckled slightly at her antics.

"Well with wings like yours, I wouldn't be surprised if that title was official." Her face turned bright crimson, and she began to shuffle her hooves while looking at the floor.

"T-thanks." she squeaked out.

AWWW she likes to brag but she can't take the compliments. I thought. She looked adorable like this, nothing like the angry woman that was ready to beat the living snot out of me earlier.

"Anyway..." Applejack said,

"We've introduced our selves, and yall already know Pinkie Pie, so who and also what are you?" Applejack asked. I nodded and

"Hello everyone, my name is Kenichi G. Shirahama, and I'm a human." I paused for a bit,

"Well, half human at least." I corrected myself. Applejack looked a bit confuse for a second, but shook her head and smiled.

"Nice to meet you Ken-itchy." She said, and I chuckled at the mispronounced name.

"Kenichi, Applejack, though I do get itchy sometimes." laughing slightly a her embarrassment.

"What do you mean half human?" Rainbow asked narrowing her eyes at him. I smirked slightly and unwound my tail from my waste. All the eyebrows in the room shot skyward as I waved my tail back and forth. I noticed Pinkie's eye following it, almost like she was hypnotized but paid it no mind.

"To answer your question completely Skittles would take more time then we have left in the day so I summerize as best I can." I said

"Humans are bipedal ape like creatures, my human half comes from my father, Motosugu Shirahama's side." They all nodded their heads in understanding. Pinkie wasn't sitting in the chair anymore, she was squatting on the floor her eyes never leaving my moving tail, and her own tail swishing back and forth slightly. I raised an eye brow at this,

She's quite odd I thought, ignoring the strangeness I continued my talking.

"Now from my mother's side is were I get my tail." I smiled at the thought of her,

"My mother's name is Saori, and she's from a race known as Sayians. They look nearly identical to humans except for the tail they have." I flicked my tail in the air a bit more for effect, and that's when a pink blur shot forward and grabbed it. I crumpled heavily to the floor, unable to stand as all my energy left me and was replaced by pain. The mares gasped and Applejack rushed forward to see what was wrong. Pinkie let go of my tail in worry to make sure I was okay.
"What's wrong there Kenichi? you alright?" Applejack asked as I got back to my feet, panting slightly.

"I'm fine Applejack, it's just when my tail is grabbed I'm completely helpless as all my stamina is drained." I heard a deflating balloon sound and turned to find Pinkie with her mane completely flat and the most upset look on her face

"You mean...Sniff... I- I Hurt you?" She said between sniffles. Seeing her like that just broke my heart. I reached out and pulled her into a hug. She was surprised but didn't struggle.

"It's alright Pinkie, how could you have known. I'm fine, my energy comes back instantly. If anyone should be blamed it's me because I haven't trained my tail like I should've." She looked up at my face with impossibly big, adorable, hopeful eyes.

"Your not mad at me?" She asked, her bottom lip trembling slightly.

Too much cute, My heart can't take it! HHHUUURRGGGHH I'm a complete sucker for puppy dog eyes.

"Not at all Pinkie, I don't think I could ever be mad at someone as adorable like you." I said rubbing the back of my head in embarrassment. A massive smile split her face again, Her mane which had been flat instantly became Poofy again. She hugged me back with an iron grip forcing the air out of my lungs.

"Pinkie... Need... Air." I managed to wheeze out. She jumped off with a sheepish grin.

"Oops, sorry.'"

"It's okay." After taking a deep breath. Applejack had a confused look on her face.

"What did Pinkie do that made you loose all your Stamina?" She asked. I've never been one for lying, the cat was out of the bag anyway.

"A Sayian's tail is a weak spot. It has large bundles of nerves going through it and if it's not trained properly it can cause extreme pain when gripped hard." I explained. Pinkie started to look down again.

"You did nothing wrong Pinkie, you didn't know so it's not your fault." I told her reassuringly. She gave me a small smile which I returned. A very loud growling caused the girls to jump and me to drop into a fighting stance. The growl sounded again and all eyes went to my stomach.

"Was that a Manticore or your stomach sugarcube?" Applejack asked a wide grin on her face. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie just laughed. I rubbed he back of my head in embarrassment.

"Sorry about that, I haven't had much to eat in the past two days and he popcorn was a drop in an empty barrel." I poked my stomach a bit.

"I guess it's catching up with me." I said chuckling slightly. Rarity smiled kindly at me as she spoke,

"Don't worry darling we'll make sure you get plenty to eat. My treat, think of it as an apology for jumping to conclusions." I was a bit surprised and not a small amount guilty for presuming she was a stuck up, snobbish bitch.

"Thank you Miss Rarity, I would like that." I smiled. I noticed Pinkie acting strangely again. Her left eye was twitching and her left hoof was tapping the floor. Applejack picked up on this right away.

"What's happen Pinkie?" she said concern in her voice. Pinkie jumped and just hung in the air, gasping. She grabbed Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash and ran out the door yelling,

"PLACES EVERYPONY!" the door slammed shut behind her, leaving me completely confused.

"Uhhhh...?" was all that came out of my mouth.

What the fuck just happened? I was completely lost. I decided to follow them. I opened the door and it was pitch black. I looked back and saw that the curtain had some how been drawn over the window without me seeing it.

This is starting to feel slightly like a horror movie. I was a bit nervous, but swallowing my fear I walked through the door. I still couldn't see so I tried to feel around for where I was. I jumped as I heard a door slam.

"Rude much?" a guys voice asked?

"Sorry, Spike, But I have to convince the Princess that Nightmare Moon is coming and we're running out of time. i just need to be alone so I can study without a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time." A female voice said

That just seems really rude I thought.

"Now were's the light?" the black of the room was turned blinding white and voices all screamed at the same time.

"SURPRISE!" The light and the loud yelling startled me but the kicker was when Rainbow appeared in front of me making a face. I screamed in fright, stumbling back and over a railing.

I was lucky there was no one under me, and I was unlucky for the same reason. My head slammed into the floor with a resounding crack. Clutching my head I rolled around on the floor in pain.

"OW OW OW OW OW! WHAT THE HELL RAINBOW!" I yelled at the cackling mare. Rubbing the sore spot on my head I slowly got to my feet. I heard gasps and quite a few whispers. Looking around I saw a lot of different ponies, all of them staring at me with mixed looks. The looks varied from nervous, sympathetic, confused and curious.

"Your scream is hysterical Kenichi." Rainbow yelled to me while leaning over the railing.

Oh she wants to play it like that huh? She'll regret it I thought as a devious smirk spread across my face.

"Says the mare who I'll make "scream" later on." I said looking directly into her eyes. The symphony of gasps confirmed that what I said had been taken the way I wanted it to. The look on Rainbows face, I don't have words to describe. Her cheeks were crimson and her mouth opened and closed like a fish. Took her a few seconds before she snapped out of it.

"I-in your d-dreams pervert." She retorted back, stuttering slightly.

"Funny you should mention that, cause that's were I was last night, "In your dreams" Rainbow Dash." I crossed my arms and looked at her with a smug grin.

Pay back is a bitch ain't it Skittles? I thought as her face turned to one of shock and embarrassment. I looked around the room at he ponies and saw they we'r whispering among them selves. My triumphant grin dissappeared as I looked back to Rainbow. The mare was near tears with embarrassment. Not many would be able to pick it up but there was fear in her eyes as well. I took a joke to far and she was going to catch the fall out... not my style.

Damn it! I'm a dick... gotta fix this fast.

"Sorry about that every one. I'm just teasing Rainbow for scarring me off the landing." all the ponies looked at me with confused faces.

"I didn't meet Rainbow till earlier today, most of you probably heard about our little altercation in the street?" understanding they nodded,

"She wanted to get me back for a couple hits I got on her and she pranked me. I'm not one to get pranked without doing something back." I said chuckling slightly. They smiled in understandingly. I looked back up to Rainbow who had a look of shock and confusion on her face. I gave her a small nod, she returned it still looking confused.

"Enough standing around! It's a party, so let's party!" I heard pinkie shout from some where in the crowd. The cheers that erupted were loud. Music started to play and ponies started to move around, like a sea of changing color. I quickly made my way over to the wall so not to get swept up in the crowd. Pinkie's face appeared next to me causing me to jump.

"Kenny! do like your party? were you surprised? huh? huh? huh?" Her smile was infectious and I laughed at her chipper attitude.

"Yes I was surprised di... wait... MY party?" I was stunned and confused.

"Why is it my party? I only just got here." She nodded her head.

"Exactly! this is your welcome to Ponyville party!" She pointed to a banner that hung under the landing. i don't now how I missed it. I read "Welcome to pony hope we can be friends party for Twilight Sparkle and Kenichi G. Shirahama." I was floored, literally floored by being tackled.

"Hello again Mister human!" I looked into the golden eyes of the unicorn I had accidentally groped in the street. I smiled nervously.

"UH... Hi. I'm sorry about that incident earlier today."

"Oh that's okay. I'm not the kinda of mare to let something like that bother me, you have a strong grip by the way." My face flushed a bit.

"Um, Miss?" I asked.

"oh silly me, my name is Lyra heartstrings." She smiled sweetly.

"Ok, miss heartstrings, I don't want to be rude but, can you let me up please?" I asked nervously. She looked down as saw that she was straddling me around the waste. Her face ignited red and she leapt up in a flash.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I just get so excited and I don't pay attention to what I'm doing..." She babbled.

"It's alright." I said getting to my feet.

"It's not every day I get lovely women tackling me to the ground. let alone the same women twice in one day." I smirked as Lyra's face got even redder. I opened my mouth to speak only to have it filled with something sweet an mushy.

"I just made these today for the party. Are they good? Do you like them? What's your favorite kind of Cupcake? I should've asked that before I let you at one." The hyper voice of Pinkie babbled as she hopped up and down in front of me.

I didn't even notice her there... She is one sneaky ninja I thought as I chewed the cupcake that was shoved into my mouth. It was a plain vanilla cupcake, but the strange part was that it was spicy and sweet at the same time. It was oddly enjoyable, not a common flavor combo.

"It's not bad, I don't think most bakers back home would mix sweet and spicy in a cupcake." I said after I finished swallowing. The smile that she beamed at me was massive.

"Yay! Not many ponies like that one, I'm happy somepony does. " She jumped in the air and hung there for four seconds, completely destroying the laws of gravity and physics before she came back to earth. I did my best impersonation of a fish.

"Don't try to figure her out dear. you'll only give your self a headache." Rarity said as she walked up. I shook my head and asked her,

"Does she always do things like that?" Rarity sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"That was nothing for dear Pinkie." I looked back to were Pinkie had been standing but all I saw was a pink dust cloud in her shape. I blinked and rubbed my eyes.

"Okay... when I asked if I was in the twilight Zone I didn't expect it to be real." I said to myself. I blinked ONCE and Pinkie was standing in front of me again, making me jump.
"GAH! Where did you come from Pinkie!?" She just giggled.

"Where all colts and fillies come from silly... When a mare and a Stallion love each other very much they..." She was stopped by Applejack placing her hand over her mouth.

"I don't think that's what he meant there Sugarcube." AppleJack smiled apologetically at me.

"Sorry about that, she can get a mite excited when she at a party." I decided to take more Fuck It All and just except it. I chuckled slightly.

"No need to apologize, I find it kind of a nice change." I said.

"Most people I've met are a bit closed off and don't say what they think much so it's refreshing." I smiled at Pinkie. She looked stunned, and her cheeks were a bit pinker then normal, but she recovered and returned my smile. Music started playing and it caught my ear. I nodded my head and taped my foot to he beat.

"Whoever made this beat has good taste." I said, Pinkie's grin widened.

"She's right over there!" She pointed and I turned and saw a white unicorn with an electric blue color mane standing behind a DJ booth. I watched as she worked the controls, her head bobbing to the beat.

"She certainly knows what she's doing I'll give her that." I said gesturing to the mare.

"Her set up seems a bit outdated though." Pinkie was confused

"Why is it outdated?" I pointed to a stack of records next to her booth.

"I can see records over there, but I'm not one to judge, If it works and you can play it as well as she is then it's okay in my book." I said crossing my arms. Pinkie Pie still looked confused.

"But that's the latest set up from PwnySoft. They added a built in volume control, you can decide what you want to raise or lower." I looked at her with a smile. I reach into my satchel and pull out my Ipod.

"That's nothing, I've got that and much more on this right here." I push the power button and show Pinkie who was staring at the small device with wide eyes.

"What is that?" Rarity asked, I twisted my head to look at her.

"This is a device called an Ipod, it's primarily used for music storage and listening, but it can also take pictures, record videos and a bunch of other things." I explained.

"I mainly use it to listen to music and store the tracks and beats for my own stuff I preform." Rarity raised an eyebrow at that.

"I don't wish to sound rude, but you can't possibly expect us to believe that you can do all that on such a tiny, and not to mention flat, device? A video camera, at it's smallest, is still something a pony need to carry on their shoulders." I smirked at her and taped the screen icon for video recording, starting it off.

"Are you sure about that Rarity? cause I know I'm not lying and I can prove it."

"If you can prove it then I will believe you, I just can't see how that little thing can do that... Why are you holding it like that?" She tilted her head in confusion. I taped the stop icon and saved the video. I walked over next to Rarity and directed her gaze to the screen and hit play. Her eye's shot open as she listened and watched herself from a few moments before.

"You said you had proof and you meant it." She took hold of my Ipod gently, like she might break it.

"To think all that, in such a small thing... How did anypony fit all of it into something so small?" She asked handed it back.

"I don't know, I didn't make it. I only bought it." I felt someone tapping my shoulder. It was Pinkie, she looked really excited about something so I braced myself.

"Yes, Pinkie?" I asked, hesitating slightly.

"You said you use it to store your own stuff, do you sing or play an guitar or something?" She asked as she bounced slightly. I got a bit nervous.

"I...I'm a... um, a Rapper." I felt my face heat up with embarrassment. I've taken a lot of heat for saying that before.

"What's a Rapper? D you work in a candy store?" Pinkie asked with a very confused face. I was also confused.

"A Rapper, also called a Rap artist, a person who sings Rap." I listed off the common terms for Rappers and every one just made the mares more confused.

"I've heard just about everything on Equis and I've never heard of Rap." Lyra said. I was confused.

I guess the things that are the same between our universes only go so far I thought.

"It's a type of music and expression where I'm from, but I don't think ponies around here would be interested in it. It's an acquired taste" I scratched the back of my head sheepishly. Pinkie taped her chin in thought, Her eyes widened and sparkled and she ran off into the crowd, making a bee line for the DJ to whom she started talking with.

"Should I be concerned?" I asked Rarity and Applejack, pointing to Pinkie and the DJ. They both looked and then grinned mischievously at me.

"I think you should be ready for a impromptu performance darling." Rarity said batting her eyelashes at me. Applejack patted my shoulder as Pinkie rushed back and grabbed my arm.

"Good luck Sugarcube." She called as Pinkie dragged me to the DJ. To say I was nervous would be an understatement. It was everything I could do to not start shaking.

"Hey Vinyl! this is the Stallion I was telling you about!" Pinkie set me down in front of The white unicorn mare.

She wore a dark blue tank top and grey pants. She had a trim figure with B cup breasts. I couldn't see her eyes cause she had a pair of rose colored sunglasses on.

Must be a thing she does for the stage I thought. I usually use a grey hoodie if I preform. The Unicorn looked me up and down.

"This is the guy? He doesn't look like much, but talent comes in all shapes and sizes. Name's Vinyl Scratch, but most know me by my sage name, DJ PON-3." She offered me her hand. I Smiled and shook the offered appendage.

"Mine's Kenichi Shirahama, my stage name though is NF Goku, nice to met you Vinyl." She grinned at me.

"So Pinkie here tells me your a singer of a new kind of music... She right?" I smiled sheepishly.

"It looks that way. What I do is called Rap and I've been told it doesn't exist here." I chuckled slightly. I swore I saw Vinyl's eye's sparkle behind her glasses.

"A new kind of music! Never before heard by pony ears! Can you get more awesome then that!" She jumped up and down in excitement.

"You've have got to sing something! I don't think I could wait a few days to get you into my recording booth." She was practically vibrating, but it could've been the bass. I was a bit nervous, I've preformed in front of large crowds before, but if what Lyra said was right, I was introducing a whole new form of music to this world. No pressure.

"Are you sure that's a good idea? What I sing is kind of a specific genre of music, and I don't want to do something that the crown won't enjoy." I tried to get Vinyl to wait, but she wouldn't have any of it.

"Nope dude, can't wait. Got to hear it now." Now I knew it wasn't the bass that was shacking. I sighed and pulled out my Ipod.

"Fine, you got anything that could fit this port? It's similar to your head phones but it's an in not an out." She looked at the port I was pointing to and nodded her head.

"Your lucky I got the newest rig from PwnySoft, if you had shown up before when I had my old rig you'd have been out of luck." She squatted down and looked for the cable.

"Here's the bastard." She pulled out the cable and handed it to me. I plugged it in and found the track I would play.

"You sure this is the Audio In jack right?" I asked and Vinyl huffed and crossed her arms.

"I got my Cutie mark by building my own turntable and preforming my first show, I know what's what and where it all goes." She said slightly irritably. I raised my hands in a placating manner.

"I didn't mean it like that. I Always ask that cause one gig I did was real bad cause the guys plugged in the wrong jack." She relaxed and nodded her head,

"I feel you, had a few bad gigs caused by tech mishaps myself." She checked her rig.

"This songs almost done, make sure you got what you want to play all qued up and ready to roll, cause I'm gonna intro you and then it's your turn." She said as she slowly dropped the volume down. I swallowed a massive lump in my throat.

Okay, do that trick you do, to calm down I looked out to the crowed, my blood froze and my face went red.

It's almost all Women! I can't use that trick now! I'll die of blood loss." My brain scrambled trying to calm down.

"You all having a kick flank time out there!" I heard Vinyl yell to the crowd. They all yelled back in answer to her question. I began to panic. As I started to freak out a small part of my brain took over. I sat down Seiza Position, closed my eyes and started to breath slow, deep breaths and focusing my mind. As I calmed down, Vinyl continued.

"AWESOME! I got a treat for you Ponies tonight. One of the guests this party is for is an artist of an all new type of music never before heard in Equestria! I can say I'm excited to hear what he's capable of. He sings what he calles Rap and I'm very interested to hear it, so no more waiting. Here to give you a brand new show is, NF GOKU!" She yelled and the crowd cheered.

I slowly stood up, my eyes still closed, Vinyl handed me the mic and I took it with out even looking. I knew where the play button was and pressed it. The music started to play over the speakers, I stood there hands at my side, feet shoulder width apart and head bowed as it played for a bit. I kept talking deep breaths, till it was time to perform and when he bass boomed, my eye snapped open, picking my head up and raising the mike to my lips I poured all the emotion I could into this song.

I had timed it just right, with the last boom of the bass the mic hit the floor. I gazed out at the crowd. I saw a lot of different looks. Amazement, confusion, admiration; I even think I saw a few tears there as well. The silence was deafening till the whole crowd of Ponies burst out into thunderous applause and cheers. I looked at them with wide eyes. I'd never gotten this much positive feed back in all my gigs combined.

I waved to the crowd and the cheers sounded again. I picked up the mic and went to hand it back to Vinyl. I was hyped up on stage adrenaline that I asked,

"My I play a song? not sing just play, I think they'd like it." I gestured toward the crowd. Vinyl's glasses bounced up and down on her face she was nodding so hard.

"HELL YEAH! If it's as awesome as what you did, you can take over for the night as far as I'm concerned." I laughed. Her enthusiasm was infectious. I turned back to the crowd.

"You all having fun!" I yelled into the mic and a roar of approval answered me. I grinned widely.

"I got one last song to play and then I'm gonna hand the mic back to this talented mare DJ PON-3!" They cheered.
I taped my Ipod and picked the song I wanted. Before I hit play I yelled to the crowd.

"I want everyone on that dance floor, LET'S SHAKE THIS BUILDING TO IT'S ROOTS!!" I hit play to the resounding cheers. the song started and everyone was dancing to the beat.

I jumped up and down on the stage getting the crowd to follow me. A big grin split my face. As I gazed at the sea of colorful ponies I saw all of them were dancing with another... except one. I saw Pinkie Pie dancing all by her self near the center of the room. She seemed happy but I just couldn't help but feel like that it was wrong for her to dance alone.

As the second verse hit the speakers I just reacted and jumped into the crowd. Everyone gasped and moved out of the way before I landed. I grabbed one of Pinkie's hands and pulled her into a spin. She didn't miss a beat as she spun into my arms and we started dancing together. I think it was Swing. I was laughing at how silly we were dancing but I didn't care, I was having to much fun with Pinkie to care.

As the song neared it's end I decided go big or go home. I picked Pinkie up and twisted her around my body till I had grabbed her legs with my right arm and her right arm was around my neck. We both were breathing hard as we stayed like that for a few seconds. A large grin split my face as the crowd cheered and I set Pinkie's hooves on the ground.

"That was so much fun! you really know how to dance!" she said, giggling slightly. I opened my mouth to reply but was yanked away. I was twisted around and looking into the eyes of Vinyl Scratch. I could see her eyes cause her sunglasses were now resting on her horn and her ruby colored eye's sparkled at me.

"That... Was... AWESOME!! I've never heard anything like that before, It was so epic!" She started going on and on about records, albums and contracts. I was getting a bit nervous. Thankfully a pick blur grabbed me and brought me to a table where Lyra, Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow sat with another pony.

What is it and these women with tackling and yanking me around? I thought to myself.

"That was so super duper amazing Kenny!" Pinkie yelled as she hugged me. I was to shocked by their reactions to speak so I just hugged her back.

"Quite an impressive display there darling. It's not what I normally listen to but I found it enjoyable." Rarity said with a smile. Rainbow scoffed.

"Enjoyable? That was almost as awesome as me! and I'm the most awesome thing there is." Rainbow retorted.

"I thought both were amazing. I especially liked the performance you put on. I think I may be a new fan of this Rap as you call it." Lyra was smiling widely and bouncing slightly in her seat. My face heated up.

"I'm not that good, I'm only a ameteur rapper back home, I didn't even have an album of my own just a few songs."

Lyra wasn't swayed.

"Your still amazing! I can't wait to hear more from you!" Her smile widened and I could swear I heard a squee sound. I chuckled nervously, and turned to see the other mare that was with them.

"Hi, sorry about that, I didn't mean to ignore you, My name's Kenichi what's yours?" I asked the yellow mare with a pink mane and tail.
She "Eeeped" and hide her face behind her long bangs. Me being me, I thought I had done something wrong.

"I'm sorry, if I did anything bad I did not mean to." I waved my hands in front of rapidly. Rainbow just laughed at me.

"You don't have a spine do you?" She asked with a smirk. I glared at her,

"You try being a guy in a home with five women and see if you can keep your spine." I retorted with a snort, crossing my arms." Rarity quirked an eyebrow.

"Five mares? How many do you have?" She asked. I was really confused at her question but just passed it of as weird wording.

"I have four sisters. Three older and one younger, I'm the only guy in my family besides my father." I said. Rarity blinked and then a smile slowly spread across her face, it kinda creeped me out.

"So you don't have a special somepony then?" She asked, lacing her fingers under her chin.

Special what now? What is she talking about...OH, she must mean a girlfriend, man these ladies are weird, I can't follow their train of thoughts at all. I thought to myself.

"No I don't." I said.

"I was never seen as a catch and most of girls I dated did so to make the guys they really liked jealous. So I've never been in a serious relationship." I said glumly. Rarity looked horrified.

"I'm sorry if I brought up bad memories darling, I didn't men to." She said softly.

"It's okay, no harm no foul." I said, my head bowed a bit. I felt warm arms wrap around me from behind. I turned my head to find a familiar Pink pony giving me a hug. I smiled and patted her arm.

"I'm okay Pinkie, That was a while ago and I've gotten over it." She let me go and looked at me with a sad smile.

"It must still hurt though." She gave me a knowing look. I just nodded. She hugged me again and I just hugged her back. A few more moments we separated.

"Thanks for that." I said. Pinkie just flashed me a smile.

"Any time." she said. she pulled two more chairs to the table and we both sat down. I heard a quiet voice say somehting.

"Fluttershy." It said. I turned to face the pink maned mare.

"Huh?" I said. Her eyes darted up to mine for a second then back to the table.

"I'm Fluttershy." She said again. She was quiet and meek and absolutely adorable.

She lives up to her name, that's for sure. I thought as I gave her a kind smile. I spoke softly so not to startle her,

"It's nice to meet you Fluttershy." I said. Fluttershy blushed slightly.

"I... I liked your music, it was different then what I normally hear. It's so... So assertive." She never made eye contact longer then three seconds. I thought it just made her even cuter.

"It's the type of music. Rap is usually made from a darker place, it's a release for all the pain, wrong and bad things that have happened to me. It's so assertive, as you put it, because it comes from the anger and pain that's turned into something positive." I explained to six shocked mares. Lyra was the first to snap out of it.

"That amazing performance you put on was about your life?" She asked. I just smiled.

"It's more powerful when it's real." I said. The looks on their faces varied from sadness to pity. My stomach was on my side and changed the subject for me. It rumbled loudly, reminding me that I was hungry. Fluttershy Eeped and hid behind Lyra. I laughed,

"Sorry about that. I forgot to get something to eat." I smiled sheepishly and Rarity shook her head.

"You should take better care of your self darling." She tutted at me. I smirked at her and said,

"You can't blame me, I'm surrounded by six beautiful women and you expect me to think about food?" My smile grew as the blushes spread over most of their faces. Applejack tilted her head down so her hat covered her face and Rainbow rubbed her right arm with her left. Lyra had a dopey grin on her face and I couldn't see Fluttershy cause she had moved her mane in front of her face. Rarity gave me a small smile and batted her eye lashes at me.

"I'm surprised that those mare's didn't stick around, with how talented and silver your tongue is they would've been in heaven." She said with a seductive smirk.

She want's to play like that, huh? Well two can play that game I thought. I noticed the other's reactions. Rainbow dash had a far away look in her eyes and her wings were twitching violently. Apple jack had hid her face, but I could still see she was as red as the apples she farmed. Lyra, was shivering slightly, with half lidded eyes. Pinkie Pie's eyes were wide open, pupils dilated and a small line of drool dripped from the side of her mouth.

Fluttershy seemed to be the worst, I could actually see stream rising from behind her mane, her wings were twitching just as bad as Rainbow's. I fixed Rarity with a predator like gaze, causing her face to flush deep red.

"Well If the ladies here are anything like the ones back home, they have amazing "Physical" endurance... good thing I can "run" for eight hours non stop." I twisted the facts slightly. While I had never had sex with a women, I knew my endurance was at a master level. I just hoped it transferred over.

My little fact of the day seemed to be the proverbial straw that broke the camels back. Rarity's face ignited bright red, her jaw hit the floor and her eyes went wide.

'POMF' I turned to see Rainbow, with her wings fully extended and pulsing rhythmically. that caught my attention right away.

"Your wings oka..." Was all I managed to say when I was slapped hard in the face by a butter yellow wing, with a 'POMF' sound effect. I tumbled from my chair and hit the floor hard. Being half Sayain, I wasn't injured in the slightest, just startled. I sat up and looked at the table of mares. Rainbow was furiously trying to force her wings down, Lyra had all but passed outwith a weird smile plastered on her face, smoke was now absolutely poring from behind Fluttershy's mane, Applejack's head was now upright, pupils the size of pin pricks and she was doing a marvelous impression of a fish.

" E-eig-eight h-hours?" I could barely tell it was a question by how much she was stammering. Now I'm not stupid, I can pick up social ques and tell when a woman is flustered... it's that I don't know when to shut up and stop. Getting back up and into my chair, being careful to avoid Fluttershy's wing, I said the dumbest thing I could have.

"That's just me at an all out sprint, I've never tested out how long I'd last if I paced myself though." My mouth said, while my brain was screaming at me to shut up. All the girls heads snapped up and to attention when I said this. Their heads slowly turning to look at me, I swear I could here a creaking door. I got very nervous very quick.

"Is that normal for your kind?" Rarity asked her voice strangely absent of emotion. I started to sweat bullets, the air seemed to be so thick I could have poked it with my finger. I gulped audibly,

"In general... yes." I managed to squeak out. Smiles crept over their faces and I was now scared for my life. I praised Sayain biology as my stomach roared with hunger. All the girls jumped in surprise and I seized the moment of opportunity with relish.

"I'mgoingtogoraidthesnacktableseeyaokaybye!" I said, as I ran so fast I left an after image still sitting in my chair. I appeared as if I had teleported in front of the snack table, startling a few by standers. My hand slid down over my face and a sigh escaped me.

"I don't completely know what that was about, but I feel I've just woke a sleeping dragon and now I'm it's target." I shook my head slightly. I picked up a cupcake with green frosting and as I was about to eat it, a voice spoke to me from behind.

"Never wake a napping dragons dude, it's one of the worst things you could do." The voice said, I turned around to face whomever it belonged to. Standing two feet from me with a drink in his had and a lamp shade on his head was a large bipedal lizard.

Barney decided to loose some weight and get ripped I see. I thought to myself with a smirk. Standing around five feet even, he had deep purple scales covering his arms, legs and his back and tail from what I could see. Near fluorescent green spines went from just behind his eyes to the end of his tail. He wore a pair of simple brown pant's but for some reason didn't have a shirt. His green eyes seemed to almost glow, and the smirk he was giving me showed a mouth filled with sharp teeth.

"The name's Spike Drachä, but most just stick with Spike." He said holding out a claw. I smiled and, switching the cupcake to my left hand, I shook the offered appendage.

"Thanks for the advice Spike, My name's Kenichi, I take it you telling me this from experience." I asked. Spike chuckled as he crossed his arms.

"Twilight has woken me up on the wrong side of the gem pile quite a few time, the last time she did an inch of her bangs was burned off, I tell you the smell that followed was nasty." He laughed lightly. I quickly amended one of my earlier assumptions real quick so I didn't get fried from offending him.

He's a draggon Kenichi, dragon not lizard, He hasn't even done that tongue thing. I thought.

"I must say Spike your not like most of the dragons I've known in the past." Spike cocked his head to the side.

"Well how many do you know?" He asked. He seemed very interested in the fact that I knew other dragons.

"Two, their names are Icarus and Shenron." I said before stuffing the cup cake into my mouth. It was the most amazing cupcake I had ever had. just a regular vinilla cupcake but the frosting was a non sour green apple flavor, and had a perfect balance in taste. I moaned in happiness as I chewed. Spike laughed a bit,

"Dude the look on your face..." He snicked a bit. I swallowed and I mock glared at him.

"You try eating one of these and not make the same face." I challenged him, He walked up to the table and popped a cupcake into him maw. Spike froze for a second then moaned just as I did

"Those are good right?"
I asked and Spike just nodded his head, he seemed to be enjoying the food to much to speak.

"I'm glad you like my cupcakes, I make them fresh for every party." The chipper voice of Pinkie Pie fell on my ears. I turned and saw her bouncing slightly with a big smile on her face. I took a step back in concern

"Are you okay now Pinkie?" I asked, my body ready to run for the hills at the first sign of danger. She coked her head to the side in confusion, she opened her mouth to speak and I could almost see the pieces fall into place in her mind.

"OOOOHHH... Yeah I'm okay now, you just surprised us with what you said." Her smile quickly turned into a sultry smirk and her eyes got a hungry look to them.

"And I always love surprises." A shiver zipped down my spine. I was excited and fearful of what she insinuated. I chuckled nervously and decided to changed the subject while I had the chance.

"So you made these?" I asked as I picked up another cupcake.

"Cause I got to say, your skills are second to non as far as I'm concerned. these have to be the best I've ever had." I popped said treat into my mouth and savored the deliciousness. Pinkie smiled happily, the fur around her cheeks growing a bit darker.

"I'm glad you like them, I make them from scratch where I work." She went on, telling me about her home/work place called SugarCube Corner bakery. As she talked, my brain seemed to go into autopilot. My attention was on Pinkie but my body continued to pick up and eat every thing edible with in my reach. Pinkie finished her monologue and I had just finished drinking an entire punch bowl of Punch when I noticed Spike just staring at me with big eyes.

"Dude, how can you eat that much?" He asked, The ponies behind him all nodded their heads, apparently I had drawn quite a crowd.

"What do you mean?" I asked my body still moving on it's own, and looking for more food on the table. Spike looked at me like I had grown a second head.

"You ate the entire table's worth of food, and drank both punch bowls by your self." He said. I turned to look at the now barren snack table, full of empty platters and dishes. I felt myself blush with embarrassment and gave the crowd a sheepish smile.

"Sorry about that, I kinda got carried away, the food was amazing and I was really hungry." I chuckled slightly. I turned to Pinkie.

"I'm still a bit hungry, Is there any more?" I asked and the crowd did an anime fall. Pinkie just laughed and shot off leaving a cloud of pink smoke. Spike picked himself up and just looked at me.

"Your really strange you know that." He smirked at me. I just returned the smirk.

"There's no fun in being normal Spike." I said. Spike laughed and nodded his head,

"You got a point there, come on it looks like the games are about to start.." He walked into the crowd and I followed. The rest of the party went by in a crazy blur. I remember dancing some more with Pinkie as well as dancing with Applejack and Rainbow. Pinkie had some how managed to get more food, which I wasted no time in scarfing down. I was pleasantly full when The party goers started filling out of the library and down the street. Pinkie started dragging me toward the door.

"Come on Kenny! We'll miss the show if we wait any longer!" She was pulling me toward the door. Despite me resisting her, she was slowly dragging me outside.

"I don't think it's a good idea Pinkie. I mean I'm really tired and your party wore me out." I lied. Eating all that food and the impromptu nap I had had earlier had given me more then enough energy. Pinkie wasn't having any of it.

"Oh come on silly filly, it not like you can't look at the moon or you'll turn into a giant ape monster that'll destroy everything it's path and lead to the destruction of Equestria right?" She said with a giggle. I couldn't speak, I was shocked. Pinkie must have took my silence for agreement, because I found myself being pushed like a wheel barrow down the street by a humming pink pony. My arms spinning like a super fast windmill trying to keep my face from plowing a trough into the dirt.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH! NOOOOT AGAAAAAIN!!!!" I screamed we zoomed down the street.

This is just like Sakaki Sensai's training! I thought I didn't have tho do this any moooooore! I screamed in my head, as me narrowly dodged ponies left and right. I was to focused of the memories of my master's insane training that I didn't see us heading straight for a building, nor did I feel Pinkie let go of my legs, or me running on my hands up some stairs and through a door. I did feel me colliding with somebody and flying across a room. I landed with a thud and felt that somebody land on top of me. Particularly my face.

"What hit me?" Whoever landed on my said as they sat up.

This is the worst or best day of my life! My face was getting smushed into the very nice ass of the pony on top of me. I may have been in pervert heaven, but my lungs were screaming and I started to wiggle around and tried to speak.
"Hmmhm hmhmmh hmh mhmhm hmhm mhmh." I said, but it was muffled by the awesome tush. I swear I heard a small moan followed by a startled yelp as the owner of said ass leapt off of me and blessed air poured into my lungs.

"What do you think your doing you sicko!" I heard a mare yell at me. Still trying to catch my breath, I turned and faced my accuser. She had a purple colored coat of fur, her mane and tail were a deep navy blue with two strips of pink and darker purple running through it. She stood roughly 5' 5" and she wore what I believe to be some sort of school uniform. A six inch, spiral horn split the mane on her forehead onto two sides.

She had a massive blush on her face and was giving me a glare that could melt steal. Now the "fuck it all" Drug I had been on for most of the night had decided to wear off at this crucial moment and my stupid nervous self came back with a vengeance.

"I was trying to breath but your sexy ass was making it a bit hard." I blurted out, before my hand could slap my mouth shut. If her look could melt steel before, she could atomize me now. A purple aura flared around her horn and her hands, I became nervous right away. Then to my eternal horror, she some how constructed out of energy, the one weapon that struck fear into any saiyan or human heart. A cast iron frying pan.

"I took a step back, shivering in fear. The purple mare launched herself at me with the pan held high over her head. I did the only thing that a sane man could do in that moment. I screamed like a baby girl, about faced and ran for my life.

I ran with the mare in hot pursuit.

"Get back here you creep!" She screamed.

"OH HELL NO!!" I yelled back as we zipped around ponies in the crowd. I made the mistake of turning left when I should've turned right and I found myself in a corner. I spun around and faced the angry mare. She still had the frying pan in her hand and had a triumphant smirk on her face.

"No where to run... Now take your punishment!" She charged me. I just followed my instincts and jumped. what I wasn't expecting was to reach the roof support beams of a three story hall. Not wanting to let a bit of good luck go to waste I grabbed onto the nearest beam and clung to it for dear life. I glanced down to the floor below and the purple mare's face was a mixture of annoyance, amazement and curiosity. She looked like she was about to yell something at me when music and trumpets sounded in the building.

This was the first time I was able to take notice where I was. It was a large circular tower, with a stage and curtain at the back.

must be a meeting hall of some kind I thought. All the ponies heads were turned toward the stage. On stage stood a tan mare with a silver mane and tail. she wore a full suit that matched her fur color. Speaking in clear voice she addressed the whole crowd.

"Fillies and Gentlecolts, as Mayor of Ponyville, It is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the summer sun celebration!" She said and the crowd cheer loudly. She held up a hand for silence and they quieted down.

"In just a few moments our town will witness the magic of the sunrise and celebrate this, the Longest day of the year." She gestured to a golden banner being lowered with a blazing sun symbol. she cleared her throat before she continued.

"And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, The very pony who give us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria... Princess Celestia!" She yelled and made a sweeping motion to the curtains.

Now that's a hype man if ever I saw one I thought smiling to my self. The curtains pull back and the crowd started to cheer only to halt instantly as they saw no one there. Ponies started whispering to themselves in panic. As I gazed around the room I heard the Purple mare say something that worried me.

"This isn't good." I looked down to see her head darting around with fear filled eyes. A sensation slammed me in an instant. My mind was assaulted by the ki I was sensing. It frightening, I felt like a massive weight had been set on me and I could barely breath. I clung all the tighter to the beam. the mayor tried to reassure everyone.

"Remain calm everypony, there must be a reasonable explanation." She mused. I heard a familiar peppy voice speak up

"OH!OH! I love guessing games! Is she hiding?!" Pinkie called as she zipped around looking behind and under objects. even with this evil Ki baring down on my I could help but smile, and just that action seemed to make the oppressive feeling back off a bit.

"She's gone!" A pony called out from back stage. That power was right on top of me and I was trying to figure out what to do. but again Pinkie cut through my worry with her silly fun.

"OH! She's gooood!." She said. I snorted at that, but I snapped to attention when I heard her scream. Swinging on top of the beam I crouched and looked down. My eyes were drawn to the stage as a mass of dark blue sparkling mist swirled and compacted to take a solid form. The mare I saw was beautiful, in a shit your pants kind of way.

She was tall, like amazon tall, at around 7' not counting a large foot long horn high on her forehead. She wore a skirt, that was showing so much of her muscular legs it might as well been a long loincloth. the armor she wore, if you could call the skimpy cloths she wore armor, was mostly on her massive breasts. Seriously they had to be size G.

Midnight black was the color of her fur that I could see on her arms, legs and stomach and her eyes a piercing ice blue. Her mane sparkled like a clear night sky full of stars, she was stunning, but the aura she gave off was enough to tell me it was only skin deep. When she spoke her voice was as cold as ice.

"Ah my beloved subjects, it's been to long since I've seen your little, sun loving faces." She smirked and a familiar technocolored mare tried to charge her.

"What have you done with our princess?!" Rainbow was only just saved cause Applejack grabbed her tail and held her in place. The black mare looked quite put out at this.

"What? Am I not royal enough for you? Does my crown no longer mean what it used to?" The mares power was rising with her anger. I started to shiver, but it wasn't from fear. My saiyan half was excited, here was an opponent who was strong and I could fight full force. I couldn't repress a grin from forming on my face.

"Do you not remember who I am?" The mare yelled

"Did you not remember the tales? Did you not see the signs!?" She looked ready to explode what The purple mare from earlier spoke up.

"I know who you are! Your the Mare in the Moon, Nightmare Moon." She stated boldly. i smirked slightly.

for a mare she's got a pair I thought to myself. The now dubbed Nightmare Moon's anger slowly ebbed away. She smiled coldly at the purple mare.

"Well it seems some of you remember. Then you also know what comes next." Nightmare's eyes glowed with power. the purple mare faltered.

"Y-your here t-to..." She couldn't finish her sentence. Nightmare raised her hands to the ceiling and shouted to the gathered ponies.

"Remember this night my subjects. For the night shall last forever." Her laugh echoed coldly around the room. The mist returned and swirled around her like a tornado causing all the ponies gathered to panic. Mayor mare shouted to some guards in armor standing nearby.

"Stop her! She knows where the princess is!" Only one out of 8 guards moved to try and catch Nightmare. Nightmare laughed at the guard charging her with his spear lowered.

"Be gone you fool!" A dark blue aura shrouded her had and horn. I know what she was planning to do, I'd seen villains like Freeza and Raditz do the same thing.

Wait Goku saw them not me... Ah, can't focus on that now! I thought and let my body work on instinct and memory. I thrust my right hand forward, focusing my Ki into my palm.

"Die!" Nightmare yelled as she shot a beam of energy from her hand at the stunned and terrified guard. I couldn't let her kill innocents.

"HHHAAAAAAHH!" I yelled and released my own Ki blast. luckily mine was the faster of the two blast and collided with her's before it could reach the guard. He was knocked back by the following explosion but he would live. Nightmare head snapped up to look at me with a look of surprise. I just glared at her from my perch on the beam.

She looked confused for a few seconds, then she shook her head. She turned into that mist again and disappeared out a window. I followed her as she left, my glare never leaving my face. I jumped down from the rafters and landed next to the guard that I'd saved.

"You alright?" I asked him. He nodded his head.

"I'll be fine, I've had worse hit's in training." He chuckled lightly, wincing in a bit of pain.

"Gonna have a nice pair of bruised ribs for that stupid stunt." He shook his head sadly. I gave him a pat on the shoulder and smiled at him.

"You followed orders and did what you thought was right, there's no shame in that." I said as I helped him to his feet.

"I'd recommend focusing every one on evacuation, we don't know where Nightmare went but I have a feeling she didn't go far." I looked him in the eye.

"She doesn't give a rat's ass on who she kills, you should get the civilians out as soon as possible." I turned and started to make my way out of the building. That purple mare seemed to know Nightmare, she may have answers to the questions I have.

"Hey!" The guard called to me. I turned and got a good look at him. He wore steel armor and carried a shield with a six point violet star emblazoned on it.

"I'm First Lieutenant Shining armor of the Royal Canterlot Guard, what's your name?" He asked. I smirked at him.

"My name's Kenichi G. Shirahama, Stay safe lieutenant." I said and ran out the door. I started looking around for that purple mare. I saw Pinkie Pie not to far in the distance waving at me before she went into a massive tree. I quickly made my way to the tree and found it was a building instead. I shook my amazement away and reached for the door handle.

As my hand touched it, a specific fact that I had forgotton about this whole time made it's self known to me. My face paled in realization.

the night will last forever. I could only think of one thing to say as I quickly went inside the building.

"Aw crap-baskets."

Author's Note

And that's concludes chapter three of Equestria's strongest warrior or wimp? i hope you all enjoyed it.