The events that followed my victory in the arena were a blur of motion. All I could remember was a warm sensation all over my body than I was kinda being dragged off in a rush by Chrysalis. Something about needing privacy or something, I'm not really sure. The whole husband thing was still bouncing around my head like an out of control pinball game. So I soon found myself standing in a well-furnished room with no idea how I got here.

I glance around, taking in my surroundings. It was a large room, plenty of open space but didn't feel empty. All the furniture seems to be made out of the same black substance that I was held to the wall with. Seemed to be their main building material. There was a dresser with a mirror, two different couches and a few chairs with small tables. On the walls there were a few posters tracked up with various musical bands or singers on them.

A large canopy bed was the centerpiece of the room. Four posts held up cobweb delicate drapes that hung down and shimmered almost like a mist. I blinked as I caught movement to my right and turned to see a blushing Chrysalis.

"So... What do you think?" She asked gesturing to the room. My brain was still trying to reboot so I wasn’t all there. I smiled but I don't think I pulled it off well.

"I think it looks great." I said. I saw her ears flatten against her head.

"You don't like it?" She asked, I saw her lip start to tremble.

Crap! I thought as I scrambled to fix my mistake, putting the “Husband” Thing on the back burner for a few seconds.

"No! I like the room, but there's just a lot of other things that I need to focus on at the moment... mainly you explaining the "I'm your husband" line from before." I said. Chrysalis mouth made an "Oh" shape and she tugged on my arm wanting me to follow her. We went and sat down on one of the couches and I found it was surprisingly soft and comfy, even being made from the weird stuff.

“I can see how that would be the main thing on your mind.” Her ears drooped down and she gave me a sad smile. She took a deep breath, like she was preparing herself. Letting it out, she began.

“The tradition of royal changeling marriage goes back so far no-ling is sure when it started. It’s supposed to find the strongest mate for a future queen.” She said and I nodded my understanding.

Harsh but not abnormal, I’ve heard of worse. I thought to myself as she continued.

“It started out as a challenge, a competition where there was no killing. I don’t know where or when it changed but it turned from a ritual to determine the strongest mate and best suited to give strong offspring into who was the best at killing and surviving.” She gave a mirthless chuckle.

“I guess the purpose hasn’t changed but the way it’s gone about has.” I saw a few tears start to fall from her eyes.

“So many dead…” She sniffed as more tears poured from her eyes. I did the only thing I could think of and pulled her into a comforting embrace. As soon as my arms closed around her she started bawling her eyes out. If I had had a shirt on it would have been soaked. Between her sobs I could hear her mumbling questions.

“Why? Why did it have to be this way?” She kept asking. I wished I had an answer for her, something that could ease the pain she felt… the pain of loss. A pain I was all too familiar with. As she continued to cry into my chest I made a simple decision… Crazy ritual or not I’d keep her safe. I have no idea what the “bonding” part entailed but I wasn’t going to leave this sweet, kind-hearted, gentle girl alone if I could help it. Maybe whatever she was talking about was affecting me, making me protective. Not like it needed to.

I noticed that her sobs were quieting down and were being replaced by sniffles. I stroked her hair… Mane, in a petting motion. An idea popped into my head, I thought it was odd but decided it couldn’t hurt to try. Stopping my petting I reached up and started to gently scratch behind Chrysalis's left ear.

I felt her body stiffen than just a quickly she started to relax. I felt her head press into my hand as scratched. I pulled my body away slightly and saw her face, while tear-stained was relaxed and blissful.

I’m actually surprised this is working I thought. As I continued to give her ear scratches an old memory popped up. I was in a similar situation one of the only girls I had been in a relationship with who hadn’t used me. I hadn’t scratched behind her ears but I decided that what I had done then would also work here.

While Chrysalis had been crying I had pulled her into my lap so I could hug her. I stopped my scratching and her eyes fluttered open slowly. She gave me a small, embarrassed giggle and blushed slightly.

“That was… really good.” She said, looking anywhere but my eyes which only enhanced her adorableness. I gently twisted her so she was sitting in my lap like a chair, much to her confusion.

“Then this should be better,” I said.

"What are you…?” she started to ask but my hands kneading her shoulders made her inhale sharply.

“I’m helping you relax.” I said. I slowly started working her shoulder, feeling out and working the knots away. Her shoulder, while not wide were well built and muscled, was loaded with kinks and knots from high stress. I was pleased to listen to her soft moans and sharp breaths as I worked my magic and felt her start to turn to putty.

She really needed this I thought as I finished with her shoulders and started going down her back, Adding tiny bursts of Ki to my fingertips to help get the bigger knots. As I slowly worked my way down, her moans got slightly louder and more...suggestive sounding. I felt my face heat up a bit but I ignored it and continued.

While my thumbs worked out an extremely bad knot my eyes wandered to her wings. At the proximity I was to them I could see every detail. They were beautiful, the near-invisible membrane shimmered slightly, breaking up the white light into a rainbow of colors that shifted and changed whenever they moved.

As my hands moved closer her wings started to twitch and buzz slightly. Her breath quickened and started to sound like panting. An odd scent made its way into my nose. It was interesting, slightly sweet, tangy and I started to feel my face flush as a sudden heat bloomed in my gut.

I felt my mind fog over slightly as the new smell intensified and I instinctively inhaled deeply. Something in the darker parts of my psyche, I knew it was part of my Saiyan lineage, stirred, I felt its primal urges start to make themselves known. My heart rate quickened as did my breathing while I tried to control myself.

My hands brushed against the base of Chrysalis’s wings making her stiffen and inhale sharply. I felt a slight dampness on my legs and that intoxicating smell grew stronger.

“I can’t wait anymore.” I heard her say before she quickly twisted around and smashed her lips against mine in a violent kiss. The fog that had settled over my mind ignited into an inferno as that primal instinct blasted to the front of the line. Here was a female, ready and willing to be mated and I wasn’t going to disappoint.

A part of my brain was trying to gain back control and stop me but my Saiyan instincts, coupled with whatever that intoxicating smell was were squashing it into the background as my growing desire to claim this woman as mine grew. After a few seconds, I returned the kiss with a ferocity to match hers. Our tongues lashed together battling for dominance

I felt her arms wrap around me and her small claws dig into my back as they dragged across my skin. The slight sting turned into pleasure as I felt the scratches burn. I explored the soft, warm confines of her mouth with my tongue making her practically purr. We separated from our intense kiss panting for breath.

I locked onto her eyes with mine. Her beautiful, sea green orbs stared back at me blazing with desire. I smirked deviously and gave a small, deep growl of lust. The flash of nervousness on her face made me chuckle internally. Quick as lightning I pulled her into another kiss while my hands started to roam and grope over her, feeling every dip every, smooth curve.

I pulled away slightly and started trailing small kisses and nips along her jawline, down her neck, and along her collarbone, savoring the gasps and moans I was drawing from her. Breathing in deeply, her scent filling my nose, a sharp, spicy smell like cinnamon. My hands roamed back up and found the shoulders of her dress and started to slip it down. I had tasted her lips but I wanted more.

Feeling her tremble under my fingers as her top slipped lower and followed by me trailing kisses down. I leaned back as her top slipped past her chest, revealing the large globes of flesh that would entice any man. Her breast were the same shiny black of her body with deep green areola with her nipples erect from all of my attention.

I lifted my eyes to meet hers. She had a shy, nervous look about her but she didn’t retreat from my gaze. I was glad for this because Saiyans like strong women. I grinned mischievously at her and latched onto her left breast with my mouth without giving her warning.

I felt her stiffen and give a cry of surprise and pleasure as I took her tit into my mouth and rolled my tongue around her nipple. My left hand gripped her other breast, messaging the soft mound with my fingers. Her fingers ran through my hair and tried to press my head harder into her chest. I growled softly and nipped The sensitive nub with my canines making her cry out. She wanted to force me to give more, I was the dominant one here I’d show her that.

I felt a small twinge in the back of my head at that. A small but strong voice was telling me not to dominate her but to accept her, to give and left her to give back. It went against everything my inner Saiyan wanted and both fought harshly. In the end, I decided to listen to the small voice. I quelled my inner thoughts and blinked.

Chrysalis was looking at me with a worried gaze.

“What happened? You just stopped all of a sudden.” She asked, she clearly wanted to continue if her short pants and desire filled eyes had anything to say about it. I smiled softly at her, reaching my hand up and gently cupping her cheek with my palm. She looked slightly confused, probably because I was so forceful before.

I took a deep breath, cause I had some super sappy words to speak.

“I was having an inner battle on whether or not to care for you as you deserve or dominate you like a piece of property.” I said bluntly. Her eyes widened, there was a flicker of uncertainty it made my heart twinge with pain when I saw that. I hadn’t known her long but this woman was one whom I wanted to have trust me.

“And what did you decided?” She asked, her nervousness was back full force. I personally have never been the best with words so I decided to let my actions speak for me. I brought her close and placed a soft, long kiss on her lips. Not one full of passion and lust but one filled with gentleness, care, hopeful love and happiness for the future. I felt her stiffen and then slowly, I felt her arms wrap around my neck and I felt something warm and wet spill onto my cheek. I broke the kiss and found her to be crying.

I wiped the tears away from her eyes as best I could but she caught my hand and nuzzled my palm. She opened her eyes and I got lost in those two hope-filled orbs. I took this moment to really look at Chrysalis. When we first met I could see her beauty, but I had only looked at her body, but I was now looking at her as she was, a gentle, kind, deviously humorous, scared women who just wanted to be herself and not what other demanded of her. How could I have even thought she was just a possession to dominate? She was far too precious and special. I sighed slightly.

“I’m not too sure on what this ceremony entails or how comfortable I am with this whole marriage thing, It’s a lot to take in if I’m being honest,” I said. I caught her chin and lifted her eyes to mine when she looked down in sadness.

“I understand. I’m sorry if I was too forward and made you uncomfortable.” She said and started to pull her dress back on but I gently stopped her hands from moving. I placed my left hand on her cheek and looked directly into her eyes..

“But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to try and see where this goes.” I said warmly. Seeing her eyes brighten with hope and happiness made my heart swell and my stomach flutter. She half glomped me in a massive bear hug, pinning my hands to my side. I suddenly remembered I had removed top and her large, soft breasts were pressed against my chest. My face lit up bright red and I felt a stirring in my lower half as my cock twitched painfully in its confines. Chrysalis must have felt it too because she pulled away and smirked at me with half-lidded eyes.

“You seem a bit tense.” She purred, her horn igniting in a green glow. I felt the loincloth, that I had been wearing, just vanish letting my hard erection free. I watched Chrysalis slide down my chest, never taking her eyes off mine.

“You were kind enough to help me relax, it’s only right that I return the favor.” She said as her knees reached the floor and her face came level with my groin. I heard her gasp and saw her eyes widen. I could feel her hot breath on my cock, making it twitch and throb, a groan escaping from between my lips.

I watched as she took it in her hand and slowly started to jerk me off. Now I’ve masturbated by myself so I know how it felt, but having her do it… Soooo much better than masturbating. I let another moan escape and I shivered with pleasure. I closed my eyes and just let my mind go blank.

I snapped them back open when I felt my cock become enveloped by intense heat. I looked down and lost my mind. Chrysalis had taken the entire length of me inside her mouth. I could feel my cock head in her throat. She looked up at me and with those soft eyes and I could swear I say a hint of mirth as she started swallowing.

My eyes rolled into the back of my head as I felt her throat start to massage my cock. The pleasure was intense, it only increased with the hot, moist cavern that was her throat. I reached down and ran my hand through her hair as she started bobbing her head back and forth.

Each time her mouth engulfed my cock all the way to the hilt I felt her throat constrict and grip my shaft with a strong suction making for some sweet agony when she slowly pulled back. Her tongue circling the head as she suckled it teasingly before diving back down.

Damn she’s good! If this keeps up I won’t last long at all I thought as Chrysalis increased her pace. She moaned around my cock, her voice vibrating in her throat sending shocks of intense pleasure through me. I could feel my orgasm bubbling up, I was getting closer to exploding. My hand rubbed the base of Chrysalis’s horn making her moan loudly. An electric jolt of pleasure went up my spine as her throat vibrated around my cock even harder. I loved that feeling and I wanted more.

I started rubbing her horn with my right hand making her moan even more around my cock. Her lips making sloppy slurping sounds as she bobbed back and forth. I felt my cock twitch and start to swell as my climax started to go.

“C-Chrysalis I’m…” was all I got to say before she slammed my cock down her throat and started swallowing hard. Her throat rhythmically pulsing, driving me over the edge. I Shuddered heavily as I felt my cum pour down her throat. Looking down her eyes were staring up at me filled with desire and a lustful hunger making me orgasm again.

I panted as my two back to back orgasms petered out. Chrysalis had a pleased look on her face. She slowly pulled her mouth off my cock with a soft pop, licking her lips free of the few drops of semen that had escaped her mouth.

“Mmmm, yummy.” She said with a smile. Feeling quite bold I decided turn about was fair play. I quickly picked her up making her ‘Eep’ in an adorable fashion as her dress slipped off as I carried her over to the bed. Pushing the drapes aside I laid her down on the covers. She looked a little confused till I gently trailed a finger up the inside of her leg and lightly brushed her, completely soaked outer lips making her gasp and shiver.

“I think it’s only fair I get a turn… don’t you think?” I asked her, moving her right leg out of the way.

“What do you... OH GODS!” Chrysalis cried as I dove between her legs and began to ravish her pussy with my tongue. From the loud cries of pleasure she was giving off I could tell I was doing well. I felt her hands grab the back of my head and pull me closer, like she was trying to shove more of my face into her dripping pussy. Not that I was complaining, she was delicious.

I’d heard many guy stories where they said the taste was terrible, they must have not had tongues cause I was loving the taste of her. Her juices taste sweet and were sticky like honey, I could eat her out for the rest of my life.

Her cries of please got quicker and higher-pitched turning into, loud barks of pleasure till her pussy clenched around my tongue, her back arched sharply and my face was sprayed with her delicious, sweet nectar. She came with a scream and her body trembled and jerked around like a fish out of water and her hand had a death grip on my hair.

She must not have been used to such stimulation because she came very quickly, but that made sense since I’m pretty sure she’s a virgin. As her hand released its death grip on my me and flopped limply with the rest of her body on the bed sheets I reluctantly pulled my face away from between her legs

Wiping her juices off with the back of my hand and licking it clean I smirked at the twitching and happy-faced lady bellow me. She looked up at me with this dopey grin on her face,

“That was… wow.” She said trying to catch her breath. I crawled forward till I was above her, leaning down to give her a tender kiss. I felt her arms wrap around my neck and shoulders as our tongues lazily battled.

I felt her stiffen and let out a moan as my cock touched the outer lips of her pussy. She parted her lips from mine and locked eyes with mine. There was clear nervousness in them but want as well.

“Be gentle.” She said meekly. I could only smile and nod my head in understanding. She bit her lower lip and sucked in a breath as I rubbed the head up and down her soaked slit. Lining up with the entrance to her love tunnel I slowly, steadily started to push inside her.

Damn! She’s tight. I thought as I slowly entered her. Her pussy was soft like velvet but as tight as a vice, the perfect mix of pleasure and torture. Chrysalis gasped loudly and her eyes snapped wide open and started at mine with laser focus. She grabbed the back of my head with a growl and yanked my head down till her forehead was pressed against mine.

“Don’t you dare pull away!” She ordered with a growl, lust burning in her eyes like flames, her voice husky and low. I felt my lips part in a predatory smile, she wasn’t getting any complaints from me.

Chrysalis surprised me though when she wrapped her legs around my waist and impaled herself completely on my cock in one quick shove. It took every ounce of self-control I had to not cum, her passage pulsing with her heartbeat, convulsing and clamping down on my cock was heaven. Her insides were like a furnace, bathing my shaft in heat that made feel like it would melt and had me panting.

Chrysalis back was arched and her mouth was wide open in a soundless scream with her eyes rolled into the back of her head. I wanted to move but her pussy was clamped down so hard I could barely budge, that and her legs had me locked in place. It took her a bit but she took a large gulp of air as her orgasm from the sudden entry passed. I looked down and my own eyes bugged out a bit, cause there was a small bulge on her stomach.

Holy shit! I don’t remember being that big. I’m not gonna complain but wow. I brought my eyes back from the extremely erotic sight and found Chrysalis staring at me face flushed bright and eyes pleading.

“Move.” she said her voice barely a whisper. I’m not one to leave a lady waiting so with a grunt I start to pull my cock back from the tight, hot confines of her inner passage. Her pussy clenching tight as I pulled out trying to make me stay inside her. I felt her body trembling when only the head of my cock was inside her.

I paused and looked at her to make sure she was alright. To my surprise, she grunted and tried to force me back inside her. I felt a smirk cross my face and made sure not to move an inch. Chrysalis growled and glared at me.

“Give it to me.” She ordered, trying to make me re-enter her and she almost made me do so but I held out and just smiled at her, my Saiyan heritage letting her know who was the dominant one.

“Give you what?” I asked cheekily. It was clear that I knew what she was talking about but I wanted to hear her say it out loud. Something clicked in her brain and it was like I was meeting a completely different Chrysalis cause she grabbed the back of my head and yanked me down till we were eye to eye and she growled out,

“Pound my pussy with that fucking monster now!” Her voice was low and brokered no argument and I was a little intimidated but I quickly shook that off and drove my cock to the hilt back into her. She let out a short scream of pleasure and I leaned down to whisper into her ear with a smirk.

“As you wish,” I said softly, nipping her ear before I rose up again and proceeded to pound her relentlessly. I pressed my lips against hers in a sloppy kiss, muffling her moans as our tongues battled and the smell of our lovemaking wafted around the room. Her yelps and moans of pleasure were music to my ears and pushed me to make her make more of those wonderful sounds. Though she added a few of her own words into that.

“Oh Fuck yes! Harder please!” She yelled as her hips bucked upward meeting mine in a rhythmic slap of flesh to flesh. Her fingers clung to me like I was a life raft and she was drowning. I haven’t had sex in a while so I was reaching my limit faster than normal and Chrysalis seemed to be following suit.

I could feel my cock start to swell as I tried to hold off as long as I could. Chrysalis must have sensed I was about to blow cause she screamed,

“Cum inside me! Fuck that hot cum deep into me!” When she yelled that I lost it. With a bellow, I slammed my cock as deep as I could into her as I felt my balls clench and send my seed pouring into Chrysalis belly. Her pussy squeezed me with a grip of iron trying to milk me for every drop I had and it was working.

Stars flashed in my eyes as I felt another orgasm, stronger than the one before it, smash into my brain. I don’t know if I screamed along with Chrysalis as we came together but I do know I will never forget this feeling as long as I live. I felt my vision tunnel for a bit and I could have sworn I lost my sight but It passed as quickly as it came.

As the fog of lust and passion slowly cleared from my mind I found myself above a passed out Chrysalis, panting like I had been run through master Roshi’s training a thousand times. With the lustful drive for sex gone my brain's logical side kicked back in and made me recap on what had just happened.

Okay, I just fought and killed like 20 something guys in an arena to save a girl I didn’t really know, afterword I found out it was a marriage ceremony for her race and I’m now her husband by their laws. She takes me back to her room and we talk for a bit, I try to help her calm down with a massage which turns into a hot makeout session then a soul opening discussion. After that she gives me a blow job, then I eat her out, then I fuck her brains out and am now hovering over her passed out body after, without a doubt, the best lay I have ever had, period.

My brain keeps processing this information for what must have been a minute at least before coming to its conclusion.

HOW THE FUCK DID I SKIP FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD BASE AND JUMP STRAIGHT TO HOME IN THE SPAN OF A FEW HOURS! I may have looked calm on the outside but the windmill of my mind was going so fast it might break at any minute.

I heard Chrysalis grunted slightly drawing my attention from my freak out to her. I saw her curling up a bit with a slight shiver. My heart melted and I carefully maneuver myself till she was laying on top of me like a pillow. Using my tail, thank you Saiyan physiology, I was able to grab one of the blankets we had shoved away in our rampant horizontal tango and draped it over both our bodies.

I had yet to remove myself from inside her. I thought it’d be the gentlemanly thing to do but I was having a selfish moment and didn’t want to pull out. I guess I made the right choice cause she latched onto me like a tick and hugged me close like a body pillow with an adorable smile on her sleeping face.

“Mine” I heard her mumble softly in her sleep. Making me raise an eyebrow.

What am I a teddy bear now? I thought. I wanted to be a little upset at being thought of as a possession but I couldn’t bring myself to be angry. I let out a deep sigh and brushed a few strands of hair away that had fallen over her face.

Now that my freak out was passed I really looked at what had happened and I found that I wasn’t too upset or confused with what had happened. Oh, sure things had gone far faster than any normal relationship but, in a weird way, I was okay with that.

I gazed at, I guess my wife now, and even though we met in an extremely odd way, I was happy with it. I made a mental promise to get to know her better in the coming days but for our wedding day, this had to be up there in the more fun ones that could have happened.

I gave a soft chuckle as I watched Chrysalis snuggle closer to my chest when I felt an odd sensation around me. It felt like my whole body was tingling, like that feeling you get when your foot falls asleep then it wakes up again, only not painful. As I pondered it I felt it getting stronger and it started to worry me.

I lifted my arm and saw it was covered in a lavender-colored aura and it was getting brighter by the second. My mind started to panic as I tried to figure out what the hell this was when I felt a strong pulling sensation and my vision swam with a multitude of colors.

I felt my ear pop hard as the world became normal again. I saw that Chrysalis and I were no longer in her bedroom. We were on the floor of a massive hall of polished, white marble stone. The ceiling was high and arched with three gold and crystal chandeliers hanging down.

“I did it!” I heard a tired and familiar voice say with triumph. I looked to my left and my eyes squinted in confusion. Standing there next to a massive oak banquet table where the girls I had helped fight that Nightmare Moon lady with. Twilight looked like she had run a mile in a minute with how hard she was panting. Fluttershy had an arm around her shoulder keeping her upright.

Rainbow Dash was hovering with her back toward me, AppleJack and Rarity were both staring at me, frozen like a statue in shock with bugging eyeballs, bright red faces and I didn’t see Pinkie any were. The only one I didn’t recognize was a tall, white mare in a lovely cream dress with gold trim. She had a horn on her head and a pair of wings loosely folded on her back.

Her mane was a pastel rainbow of color that reminded me of the sky as it goes from midday to evening and dusk. It also fluttered like it was in a soft breeze. The look on her face was a blank mask but I could see her eyebrows had shot upward.

“You have a fun time Kenny?” I heard Pinkie’s voice whisper sultry like in my right ear making me stiffen in fear. I started to turn my head to look at her but she was already making her way back to the group, swaying her hips way more than needed.

The rest of the girls turned to look at me and all of their faces did the exact same thing. Turned red as a beet, their eyes got as big as dinner plates and their jaws met the floor. I felt every drop of blood drain from my face as we just stared at each other. I felt Chrysalis shift slightly making me realize we didn’t have the blanket on anymore so both our bodies were on total display

“I can explain,” I said, my voice barely audible from the lack of moisture and the lump in my throat. The dead silence that followed was deafening and scared me more than any villain in the universe. I saw Twilights' shoulder start to shake and a red aura of rage oozed off her.

“Kenichi.” She said softly with a sickly sweet smile. Her horn ignited and a frying pan made of her magic appeared in her hand. I started to tremble in fear knowing that my time on this planet was up. As she took her first step toward me my face was tackled by a small, dark blue, fluffy leech that was screaming.

“DADDY!” I heard a young, toddler-like, female voice come from the thing that had latched onto my face. I started flailing slightly as my cries of surprise were muffled by whoever was grabbing my head.

“Huh! How? Whazzat? Huh?” I felt Chrysalis jerk awake and sit up on my lap. I managed to pry the fluffy leech off my face and saw it was a small filly with wings and a horn and she was laughing happily. At any other point and time, my heart would have melted and I’d have started playing games with her but right now my attention was on the awakening Chrysalis. She gave a cute yawn and stretched her arms behind her head, making her large, soft breast push out. She smacked her lips a few times and her eyes fell on mine and she smiled.

“That was quite a nice time you gave me husband.” She said before she noticed the small filly I had in my hands and she blinked.

“Who’s this?” She asked as she looked around and her eyes got bigger with each second. I tried to speak but the little filly spoke first.

“Daddy!” She squealed and held out her arms toward me and made a grabbing motion with her tiny hands. I said the only intelligent thing I could at that moment.

“Uuuuhhhh?” I said as I stared at the giggling, squirming child. Chrysalis’s head snapped back to me and I could see she wanted answers.

“What?” She asked. I opened my mouth to say I had no idea what was going on but this adorable little brat beat me to it again. She twisted in my arms and reached out towards Twilight.

“Mama!” She yelled with a giggle, so innocent to the destruction she just caused. My eyes rapidly darted between Twilight and Chrysalis, the former shaking with absolute anger and the latter's eyes had literal flames blazing in them. I gulped loudly and gave a weak chuckle.

“I can explain?” I said, hoping they’d show me mercy. All I heard was the hard CLANG of steel and I blacked out.

Author's Note

*Buffs fingers on coat* Now what have we learned today Quirky, hhmmmm?

To not let you and Pinkie near my credit card ever again, that's what.

*Yawn* huh? Oh hey Orion, Quirky. what I miss? I fell asleep after Pinkie and Orion started the hamster dance for the 500th time

Oh nothing really of consequence Beta

Orion maxed out my credit card with Pinkie buying every single donut in the Krispy cream

...... *Narrows eyes at Orion* and you didn't wake me up? I love their Boston creams

BETA! Don't encourage him.

Don't get your panties in a twist, besides, you owe Orion for helping with this chapter. If he hadn't hounded you and made you careful write those scenes, we could've had a b rated sex scene on our hands and they readers would de extremely disappointed in you

I... *Sigh*... You're right. Thanks for the help Orion

*Gives a small bow* Always happy to help Quirky

Just please don't spend all my money at once again... it's the middle of winter and I need to pay the heating bill with something.

I already got that cover dude. *Hands over a wad of bills*

*happily grabs the money* Where did you get all this!

I sold a few dvds, nothing much. I was surprised at how much they sold for.

*Freezes in fear* What dvds did you sell?

The ones that were on the bottom shelf there

*Hair shadows eyes and fists clench hard*

*Continues talking unaware of the danger* yeah, they sold for a pretty penny let me tell you

*Back away slowly from the now shaking Quirky before booking it out the door*

You... sold... my entire... Mint condition... Pokemon series DVD COLLECTION!!!!!!! *Tackles beta and they tumble off the screen*

*Pinkie Pie Pokes her head out and smiles* Hope you all like this Chapter of Equestria's Strongest Warrior or Wimp

*flinches as a loud bang goes off*

I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!!!!

Will Kenichi be able to explain to the girls what happend? What will come of Baby Luna's innocent remarks?

*An explosion is heard from outside and screams of pain*

YOU WANTED A BOSTON CREAM! HERE'S YOUR CREAM RIGHT HERE!

Will Beta survive? I don't know you'll have to wait and find out. *giggle*