Nopony understands the beauty of the balloon. You can shape them into anything, say something without speaking. You can work with foals, it doesn't mean you're any less important than anypony else, and nopony sees that. Especially the mares.

My name's Twisty Pop, and this is my love life.

Rarity is a beautiful, beautiful mare, and it was time I told her about how much I like her. Scratch that, adore her! But what would I do? What would I say?

I soon find myself outside of Ponyville, looking for the perfect gift, with a dragon, Spike, by my side. Spike's nice and all, but I'd appreciate his presence more if he didn't have feelings for Rarity as well...

Well, pop my balloon!