Team pony

by Hannibal_Lecter

Team RED has a dusty feeling

Previous Chapter

Birds chirping, Ponies talking and the suspicious smell of toast. All things a morning at RED base has to offer. Twilight got up, Rubbing her eyes to find Applejack downing bottles of cider. Twilight was going to say something; But if it isn't hurting anyone, Why bother? Twilight got out of bed to stretch her legs and she noticed 3 empty beds. Empty like nopony touched them. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were still sleeping and Rarity was applying make-up (No one knew, Either) when Flim entered the room.

"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman. Rise and shine." Flim said to the sleepy eyed ponies

"Who is Freeman?" Twilight asked

"REFERENCES!" Pinkie exclaimed, Waking up out of nowhere

"Now we gotta big day ahead of us so we should get busy." Flim announced

Rarity finished applying her make-up and woke up Fluttershy. The ponies followed Flim to a room called 'Preparation room' where numerous lockers were found.

"Welcome everypony to the preparation room." Flim said to the ponies

"Now, We believe BLU team is trying to takeover one of our rockets at Dustbowl. This is where you ponies come in. Stop there plans at all costs." Flim announced

The mane six looked at each other with confusion.

"Who are we...Exactly fighting?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Uh...I don't know how to explain this...You are fighting yourselves." Flim said to the confused ponies

"They have some sort of cloning project going on. I guess they copy pasted you guys into a machine." Film added

Pinkie Pie stares at the ceiling

"To me, That sounds like some bullshit the author added so he didn't have to do major thinking. I personally believe this is the reason the story has 1 like and 2 dislikes. The author can't write properly, nor make stories that involve actual thinking." Pinkie said aloud

"Pinkie Pie. Who are you talking to?" Flim asked, Looking at Pinkie.

"The readers I feel sorry for because they are reading this piece of trash." Pinkie replied to Flim.

"Right. Now, Remember how I assigned you ponies a role last night. One locker has your role. Find it and open it." Flim announced

The ponies found their lockers and upon opening them, They found different weapons and a big-ish chestplate.

"Sweet Celestia!" Rarity exclaimed

"I can't wear this hideous...atrocity" Rarity added

"Oh well that is a darn shame because it looks like you have to." Flim replied to Rarity.

"Ponies, Put on the chestplate in your locker." Flim ordered

The ponies managed to get the bulky chestplate on with little stress.

"These chestplates will hold and help operate your weaponry." Flim announced

"For example, Applejack. There should be a rocket launcher, Shotgun and shovel." Flim said to Applejack

"Well um, There is a big thing and a smaller thing and yes, A shovel." Applejack responds

Flim points to the rocket launcher and says rocket launcher. Then he points to the shotgun and says shotgun

"Oh." Applejack mumbles out as Flim shows her what is what

"Now, Applejack. Attach the rocket launcher to the designated point on the chestplate." Film orders

"And do the same with the shotgun and shovel."

Applejack uses her mouth to adjust the weapons to their designated spots.

"Now pay attention, Ponies." Film announces

"In this case, Applejack has a button on her chestplate labeled 'Rocket fire'. Please hit this button, Applejack." Flim says

When Applejack hits the button, A rocket fires out of the launcher and flies into the wall. The rocket then explodes.

"Now, In case you need to get personal with your counter-parts. You have a melee attack." Flim announced

"Please flip your 'melee' switch, Applejack." Flim says

As Applejack hits the 'melee' button, A small robotic arm pops out of the chestplate and grabs the shovel off the chestplate. The arms then starts slashing and swinging the shovel around Applejack's face.

"Now ponies, Add your weapons to your chestplate and practice a bit." Flim orders

"Oh, Flim!" Twilight yells

"Yes, Twilight?" Flim asks

"What is...Ubercharge?" Twilight asks

"Ah yes. Thanks for reminding me."

Flim hands Twilight a small piece of paper, With the spells 'Heal' and 'Ubercharge' labeled.

"Thank you." Twilight says to Flim

Twilight begins practicing her heal spell on Fluttershy who is testing her flamethrower. In fact, Everpony was testing something. Rainbow Dash was testing her scattergun, along with uses of her pistol and bat. Rarity mostly used her sniper and smg and rarely used the kukri. Applejack tested her rocket launcher, shotgun and shovel evenly. Pinkie Pie attempted (and succeeded) to blow up lockers with her grenade launcher and sticky bomb launcher until she was stopped by Flim.

"Alright everypony, We have a job to do." Flim announced

"Cease your weapons." Flim added

The ponies stopped firing and looked at Flim.

"You may of noticed you had to briefly stop firing your weapon for a second. The chestplate is reloading the weapon for you." Flim said

"Alright, Now follow me to the garage. You guys are going to Dustbowl." Flim announced to the ponies.

The mane six followed Flim to a building labeled 'Garage' and inside were 3 steam-powered carriages. Flim prompted the ponies to get in the carriage. When the ponies were in the carriage, Flim got in.

"Alright, To Dustbowl. Trust me. You gals are gonna have a blast." Flim said

The carriage took of the ground and into the skies. It began moving towards the middle of nowhere at a constant speed of about 10 miles per hour. This time, There was nothing to really observe except desert and cacti. After about 3 hours, The carriage arrived at a huge facility.
The main thing was a launch pad with a rocket. After circling Dustbowl for about 5 minutes, The carriage lands in a massive canyon. Flim gestures the ponies to follow him. They arrive at the RED spawn.

"Alright. Dustbowl is separated into 3 zones. This is zone one." Flim announced

"You guys noticed those giant plate-like things on the ground. Those are control points. Defend them at all costs." Flim adds

"Also, if you guys happen to die in the battlefield. There is a little machine in here that will rebuild you." Flim says to the ponies

"Rebuild us?" Twilight asks

"Yep. From your feet to your head. Rebuilt." Flim replies

"And it may sound weird. But the machine can also put back the memories in your neurons." Flim added, smiling at the glorious machine.

"Alright. Now the battle is going to begin soon. I wish you all luck." Flim said before walking into a room labeled 'private'.

"Alright ya'll. You heard em. We got some work to do." Applejack announced.

"Lets move!" Rainbow dash yelled, Charging towards BLU spawn.

The rest of the ponies followed Rainbow Dash.

The ponies prepared, As they knew battle would begin as those doors to their spawn would open. Twilight started healing Applejack. Rainbow Dash started stretching her wings. Fluttershy hid right next to the door of their spawn. Rarity positioned herself on the balcony of the control point and Pinkie Pie put sticky bombs on one of the door frames of the BLU spawn. It was almost battle time. The ponies waited, Then the gate opened.

The clones of the Mane Six came running of the BLU spawn. RED Rainbow Dash took flight while RED Fluttershy began burning those who came out. Lucky for RED Fluttershy, They all came out her door. Unlucky for RED Pinkie Pie, None came out her door. RED Rainbow Dash was chasing BLU Pinkie Pie until RED Rainbow Dash was shot down by BLU Rarity.

"Medic!" Rainbow Dash yelled

"Medic!" Rainbow Dash yelled

RED Twilight went to RED Rainbow Dash and started healing her.

"I heard you the first time, No need to spam me!" RED Twilight screamed, Using her heal spell on RED Rainbow Dash

RED Rarity head shot numerous BLU enemies, Such as a running BLU Rainbow Dash and an idle BLU Pinkie Pie. All was well until a BLU Applejack fired a rocket at her, Exploding RED Rarity into tiny pieces.

"Take that ye' fashion obsessed filly!" BLU Applejack screamed

The battle went on. The battle was almost over when RED Twilight noticed a BLU Rainbow Dash charging the control point. Twilight prepared her bonesaw and charged into the control point. As soon as RED Twilight got in, She noticed BLU Rainbow Dash waving at her as the control point turned blue and she heard 'The enemy has received additional time...'. BLU Rainbow Dash attempted to leave the room but was stopped by a RED Fluttershy who started to burn the BLU Rainbow Dash, Killing her. The RED team started to move to the second control point. The battle continued, RED killed BLU. BLU killed RED. Sometimes BLU killed BLU on accident. Eventually, The battle ran out of time and BLU surrenders, At least attempted to.

The BLU ponies attempted to cower and hide from there defeat because surrender wasn't good enough. The RED ponies wanted to finish the slaughter, Especially Fluttershy. She burned every BLU to a crisp and didn't even say a word. No remorse.

The RED ponies returned to spawn and found Flim reading a Ponny Co catalog. He seemed particularly interested in crates, As he ordered 7 crates. Flim noticed the RED team walk through the door and smiled.

"You guys did good for a first time merc." Flim said the ponies.

"And Fluttershy, You did amazing!" Flim announced.

"Whats your secret?" Flim asked the pyromaniac pony, Fluttershy

"I don't have one. I just think, My innocent animals or these terrible clone ponies." Fluttershy answers.

"Alright. Each one of you are getting a crate back home. Fluttershy gets two." Flim announces

"We should have a vehicle coming soon." Flim adds.

The ponies waited and eventually a vehicle arrived and took everypony back to the RED base. As soon as they got there Flim led them to the crate room. Each pony got a key and a crate, Except for Fluttershy who got two keys and two crates.

Twilight unboxed her crate and pulled out a name tag.

"Wow. You got a name tag!" Flim said, Laughing hysterically.

Applejack unboxed her crate and pulled out a fake beard with a smoking pipe attached

"Bearded Bombardier." Flim announced

Pinkie Pie slipped out of nowhere and took the cosmetic from Applejack. She then unboxed her crate and pulled out a green paint can.

"Oh! Maybe I can paint my fake beard!" Pinkie Pie yelled, Jumping up and down.

Rarity unboxed her crate and pulled out a bloody sword

"Claidheamh Mòr. Give that to pinkie." Flim said

Rainbow Dash unboxed her crate and pulled out a light pink paint can.

"Color Number 216-190-216. Not bad." Flim said

Fluttershy unboxed her two crates and pulled out a odd dagger and a meat cleaver.

"Your eternal reward and a strange flying guillotine. Give me the dagger and give the cleaver to Rainbow Dash." Flim said to Fluttershy

"Oh yea, One more thing guys." Flim announces

"You guys have a new engineer coming in!" Flim adds


Author's Note

What did you guys think?

Also, One more thing.
I have been receiving dislikes and I honestly don't know why. Please tell me what I am doing wrong in the comments, Please.