Pinkie´s Pie Pieng Pie Fight Pie Day

by Morning Idiot

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2040

A pink Pony, a Pie Shop, Gunge and a Heck Lot of Messines

This includes WAM and some Belching, if you dont like it, just look a little Lower, you may find something for your Taste.

So, what if a Pony was bored and had nothing to do and had a Lot of Pies? Well, eat them to not die of hunger! Sadly, a Pony like her would not only eat those, she would find a way to have Fun, even if that means to waste hundreds of Bits on Food and pies.

Published 2017-06-15 18:00:12 UTC
Last updated 2017-06-15 18:00:12 UTC

The day the Pink Pony knew that she could get Messy and the search for the Mud.

Alone, the worst thing for a Pony like Pinkie, specially when you know why you are alone, and if you are a Pink Pony that kinda knows the reason of why you are alone, you start to wonder why Wondering why they left you there...if that makes any kind of sense, but Pinkie knew that trying to make sense was Boring and that making no sense at all was way better, but again, you are so strange Everyday that you don't know how to amuse yourself without Others around you.
The thing is, The mane 6 where nowhere in town, even most of the citizens of Ponyville left for the celebrations in the Crystal Empire, but since Pound cake and Pumpkin Cake were still a bit too young, they had to stay at Ponyville, with Pinkie as their Babysitter, but even though she had fun with them, she still found it a bit too boring after a while. Maybe she was getting Rusty? Maybe a bit tired?
And that was what lied around Pinkie´s Brain, like a forgotten Record in Vinyl´s Shed, everything felt so useless.
And the days went by...
Pinkie was just Lying down on her Bed in the Sugar Cube Corner, she was looking at the roof wondering when the girls would be back. The little pony was feeling more Bored as the seconds went by, she started to wonder IF they would come back, and what parties to plan, what new cakes to bake, new ammo for the Party Cannon, whatever, she just wanted to do something, but sadly she felt too lonely to make anything. As time went by, her room started to get Dirty and disorganized, her Shoes where Everywhere and her sock started to get the Subtle smell of Sweat and Rotten Eggs, some underwear over there and some T-shirts with a really Foul stench with some Chocolate stains over there, Pinkie knew that shed had to clean at least something, so she started with her messy shirts.
"God!" Pinkie stayed with a shocked expression "How can a T-Shirt be so Smelly and so Messy"
The T-shirt had some stains of...Everything: Mud, Cream, Pies, Cream Pies, Goo, Gunge, Slime, etc. The smell was one of the worst that pinkie ever had the displeasure to smell, a bad mix of Barn, Rotten milk and Sweat. But strangely enough, Pinkie found that Foul Stench really interesting, like a stinky and Bubbly Mud pit on a dark and musky Swamp, it was a bit gross but also quite appealing.
"Darn, it´s been quite a while since i washed this!" She stated with a smile "I mean, this is a T-shirt that has been on everything, i remember that Pie Fight Party at Cheese's Birthday and the AppleLooza Fight with the Buffalo, everything was so Messy and sticky, also that party in Canterlot" She stated now looking at that T-Shirt "I think i have an idea!"

So Pinkie grabbed some Paper sheets and color markers, she did some cute Doodles and tons of drawings of cakes, pies, slime buckets and cakes.It wasn't the best schedule in the world, but for Pinkie, it was just a guide for her Week Plan, to get as messy as she could! She always liked having pie fights and enjoyed the feeling of slipping into a mountain of Whipped Cream, but there were so many things to try and even if she didn't want to admit it, she wanted to get a bit more...experimental with her mess. She prepared a Party Timetable, the plan would be very simple, for a Week, pinkie would become Equestria´s proud in Messiness and Creaminess and Sliminess. She held a Check List and a Map of all PonyVille, she needed the best stuff to get messy and Dammit, she was going to get those materials, some of those things were.

-Soil (All that i can find)
-Water (All that i can find)
- Milk and Cream
-Some mud from EverFree
- CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!
- Inflatable Pool
- Costumes
- Swimming Costumes

First, The soil and she knew where to find the best one.

Pinkie prepared a backpack with a shovel, some buckets and a small inflatable Slide, but sadly she couldn't find anything to wear, she didn't want to start her party with the best stuff to get messy like dresses, but she didn't want to start with something borring. She looked arround her closet until she found some yellow pajamas with some blue flowers Patterns around it, the pajama was basically some Silk pants and a silk Top, it was quite comfortable, though it still had a bit of flair, showing some of her pudgy Belly and nice Breasts. It was perfect, Nice, a bit fancy and a bit Girly, which was perfect for a stinky and Messy week, so she went to the kitchen and grabbed one of the cakes that hadn't been sold, it was still nice (If a bit Hard) but it had a nice and generous amount of Frosting.
"Well, here´s to the Messiest Pony in Equestria" She then Threw that pie to her face...and Sweet Celestia's Mane, it felt so wonderful. The frosting going to her mane and the gooey feeling, she dint know how she was looking, she cleaned her eyes and looked at a mirror, her face was covered with chocolate and the cherry was on top of her ear, she felt so funny, but she still felt a bit off, she was messy and some of the mess started going down her back, but she felt this needed something a bit more Tomboyish.
"It's time to see if i still have the belch on me" So pinkie grabbed a sloppy handful of the cake and ate it rather quickly, getting frosting on top of her breast and her mouth, she grabbed some Milk and drank it as quickly as possible, after getting covered in cream and Milk, she let out a long and brassy Belch, about 4 seconds of a stinky Burp.
"Great, now let's get this Show on the road!"

Now, with a new Found Grossness, she went to the Borders of Everfree with a Shovel and some Plastic Barrels, when she got to the borders of the Forrest, she found The most Putrid smell that she ever had the pleasure to smell in her Life...She knew that whatever it was, it probably was the best thing for getting Messy.
Walking in a Forest with a bright colored pajama and a face covered with Cream should be something that nobody would want, but Pinkie wanted that, she wanted to get Messy as hell, so when she found that the smell was from a Bubbly Mud Pit, she knew that she won the lottery of Mud.
"This is perfect! Smelly and Bubbly with an almost Green color" She started to jump in place, she knew that the Mud had to be Tasted, so still with a Messy face and some still impeccable Pajama she pulled a Blue Slide out of Nowhere and went head first with a Big and excited Smile to the green mud.

When her face made contact with the Mud, Pinkie felt a warmness that she needed in a long time, the Mud felt so amazing, so messy and heavy, but so strangely comfortable, like a water Bed, but instead of not having contact with the water, pinkie had all contact with the Mud, feeling how the substance made contact with her body. In an instant the front of her pajama was now covered in the Warm mud, leaving the flowers to now be unseen, her mane was now heavy and was Dripping Mud, her back was still clean, but she wanted to stay like that for a little longer.

Pinkie started to crawl in the Mud, shaking her Ass and her tail everywhere, putting her toes in the mud, a great part of the Mud went to inside the pajamas, making contact with her legs and her hips, she felt how the warm substance came to her zone, giving her a new kind of excitement and Dirtiness, her bra was filling with the stuff, she suddenly started to moan, squeezing slowly her boobs and covering her face with the Mud. As her face and chest was now covered, she proceeded with her back, she first grabbed a good quantity of the Gooiest Mud and then she put it in her back, the stuff started to go down, feeling how went to her Hips and then her Ass, since a great part of the mud was now inside the Pants and in her Panties, Pinkie decided to make a Self Wedgie, she stood up and started to say Smart stuff, while she grabbed the back of her Underwear and started to pull it up.
"As Mr Tennant stated in his Assay, Time is more a big Ball of Timey Whimey Limey Stuff"
As she started to Moan and Laughing while the Substance came from every end of her Pajamas, feeling how the Mud was dripping in her legs and getting inside her zone, she looked down at her Ruined Pajamas and started to laugh, she never knew how much fun was getting messy, but then, she found a familiar face having her own Fun in the Mud.

Fluttershy was having a nice Mud Bath, thought she wasn't as´messy as pinkie, she was kinda dirty and had a relaxed smile on her face, it was obvious that she was enjoying every second of it , she was rubbing some mud under her armpits, like if it was the best quality soap, the goop was falling slowly to her hips, she was a little bit chubbier than last time, but she was practically naked, just with some old underwear to cover her nipples. Fluttershy was whistling a small song, when she turned and saw Pinkie face to face, she reacted the only way a Nervous pony would, she tried to hide in the mud, rather unsuccessfully.

" Flutter!" Spoke Pinkie while giving a tight hug to Fluttershy "When did you came back?"
" Uh, Pinkie, i never went with the others " Replied Fluttershy in her nervous voice "and...can you please...tell me what are you doing here?"
"Well, i can ask you the same, but I'm doing a Mess Fest, i was bored and the others were traveling for a long time, so, what are you doing here?"
"Oh my....Pinkie, this....um...i don't know how to...um."
" Wait, you like Mud Baths? And when i say Mud Baths, i mean real Mud Bath with the Goo and the Bubbles and the feeling of Messiness inside you and not the fancy pants type of Mud Bath were you have to pay a lot for getting covered in mud when you can just get a some soil and water?" Spoke Pinkie with a voice filled with happiness.
"Um...Yes" Flutter Replied with a face filled with surprise.

Pinkie then hugged Fluttershy so hard that both girls felt into the Mud, Fluttershy was now covered in mud, her pink mane was now dripping the the substance and her hips were covered with a greenish substance and even some of the bubbles started to appear in the waist, Fluttershy felt so nervous, but with an equally awkward laugh, she hugged Pinkie.
Pinkie then stood up and started to talk in a very Gentle way.
"So Mrs Fluttenia shyness , would you like to be a guest to the Mess Fest with me, Mrs Pinkamena Diana Pie."
Fluttershy than gave a small laugh "Oh yes Mrs Pinkamena, it would be a pleasure getting Messy with you" Then fluttershy laid down face up- "But first, i always wanted to do this."
Fluttershy started to make some Mud angels, her toes, her face, her boobs, basically her body was covered in mud, she felt so comfortable having someone to have a real Mud bath, Pinkie accompanied Flutter in her Mud Angel, both were now covered in mud, but were filled with excitement.

Now, it was time for the Baking:
TO BE CONTINUED.... if i have time for it....