You are Beastmaster Anonymous. You work for your friend Roseluck, and recently, you've prevented a large-scale attack on a bunch of nasturtiums. The leader, was of course, Angel Bunny. That rabbit had the soul of a demon, but with a little display of a cauldron and gravy, you commanded the masses of rabbits.
Of course, you forced them back to Yellowshy's house. "Oh, Anon, I don't know what I would have done without you here. I'd probably be passed out on the floor with Lily and Daisy,” your boss sighs.
“Glad to help, Rose, time to close up for the night?” you ask.
"Oh yes, and come over by my house tomorrow,” she says. “Oh? Why's that?” you ask. "This is the 11th time you've prevented total destruction to my livelihood, so I had a little reward in mind,” she says, smiling.
“Ooh, ok, I'll stop by!”
With that, you pack up everything at the stand for her and go to your house. You plop on the couch, wondering if the reward is what you think it is. Best not think about it too much now. You slowly drift off to sleep.
The next morning, you wake up very early for some reason, normally you're up about noon...
You down a bowl of Rape-Nuts. A delicious balanced breakfast is your fetish. Oops, Rose must be expecting you by now, gotta go fast. You take a quick shit, you shower, and you shave. Why after cereal? Because fuck you.
You rush to her house in your best attire, your black suit and red tie. You knock. Roseluck answers, a smile on her face. She waves two tickets in your face. "Heya Anon, I bought us two tickets to Maredrid! We're gonna stay in a fancy hotel, as thanks for your hard work!" she squeals happily.
You smile and chuckle, ruffling her mane. A trip with your pretty employer, in a fancy hotel? How could one say no?
“I can't wait, when do we leave?” you ask.
"Tomorrow, be sure to pack and get ready!"
You smile down at her. “Thanks boss, I'll be ready.” Roseluck sighs, smiling. ”Do you HAVE to call me boss?"
“Just doin' my job. I'll see you later then?” you say.
“Be at the train station by 10 AM."
You run back to your house. You start throwing things into a suitcase. Your Joyboy, games, batteries, swim wear, your suit and tie which you just recently stripped from, everything necessary for an international train ride. Including that strange transformation crystal that Twilight gave to you as a sorry for nearly firin' her lazor directly through your house.
Soon you are fully packed, and quite excited. Just to rid yourself of energy, so you can sleep tonight, you beat up that specially made changeling dummy you got from Rainbow Dash. Just think, a chance to maybe have your boss as your lover. You fall asleep when it starts to get late.
Next thing you know, you're awake, and rushing to the train station at 9:56 AM. Roseluck notices you at the 9:59 mark.
"Jeez Anon, you want to get left behind, you big lazy ape?"
You're too out of breath to respond, and the train arrives. You and Rose step in and sit down, preparing for the long ride. And the train finally starts heading northeast. Roseluck starts going on about all the pretty sights to see, the exotic foods, and much more. You hear over radio that the weather will be perfectly sunny there.
That's especially good for swimming, it will be hot. You get some steamed vegetables with some rare spice called doogle leaves. The amount of bits you put on that food cart... You buy Roseluck some too, because you are a gentleman. You both chat away about various childhood stories of yourselves for a while.
You have a long 12 hours to go...and Roseluck is asleep on your lap after the first two. She's so adorable...you can't help but scratch her head. She coos in her sleep. D'awwwing at that, but fearing she will wake up if you go any further, you turn your attention to the Joyboy.
Besides the clothes on your back, your only possession you managed to bring into this worls was The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. It's miraculous it managed to fit the handheld. You just manage to complete the Tower of Hera, but then, your boss starts to wake.
"Mmm...how...how long have i been out...?" she yawns. “About 8 hours or so…” you say.
"Ok...wait...is it raining?"
“Yeah...don't worry, we'll pass it soon…” you softly assure her.
"Alright then."
Another 4 hours later, the rain progressively worsens, even though you're at the Maredrid station. “Awww, God dammit, who was the weatherman this time, Walter Nichols?!” you shout rather loudly. Roseluck sighs as a bunch of ponies look at you like 'wtf?'.
You instantly calm down. "Anon, just let it go, I'm sure it'll be over soon,” Roseluck sighs.
“Alright, alright, fine…”
You both get a cab, and pay the pony to take you to the apparently-named Aloha Gardens hotel. Lots of soaking and slipping later, you arrive at the hotel, rushing into the lobby to check in. “Huh, this looks like a nice place, maybe this won't be a total wreck..” you say, taking in the sights.
"See, this place sounds like fun."
Now that you both are checked in, you walk along the path to your room. You stop and stare to your left. "What is it, Anon?" Rose asks you. You point to an absolutely filthy pool and waterslide. “I swear, this pool looks as if someone drank rubbing alcohol mixed with gunpowder and cinnamon, then pissed for an hour, straight into it,” you remark.
Rose facehoofs. "Now come on Anon, we can't have a good time if you're so angry..."
“Fine, only for you, Rose…”
She looks surprised and blushes the same color as her mane, but hides it and walks on, as the rain gets harder. At least the little yard you got to walk through was pretty. You finally reach your room with her, and after about 5 minutes of struggling with the keycard, you get in.
“Huh...luxurious, and spacious!” you say. It had 2 bedrooms, an upstairs, a little courtyard, a kitchen window and barstools, a laundry room, and a large living room.
"See? No reason to get angry, stuff happens."
Roseluck sat on the couch with you, and as you both sat, it started thundering outside. You sigh heavily, but Roseluck covers your mouth with a hoof.
Long ago, when you entered this world by accident, there was barely any earthlike devices. Thanks to you, they now know about the television, which you turn on. Small, but decent quality. It's been 10 minutes, and the commercials show no sign of relenting.
Roseluck's belly growls. ”Im hungry, what about you?"
“Yeah, same here, just sit on a barstool, I'll go make us something to eat.”
You go into the kitchen, checking the fridge.
“4 star hotel, my ass..” you grumble. "What's wrong Anon?" Rose chimes in.
“Did they say anything about food in the advertisement?”
"Yeah, they said the pantry and fridge would be chock-full of the best foods,” she calls back. “It's empty except for potato chips and a bag of sugar,” you tell her.
"Are you serious?" She checks the fridge, "....on second thought, I think I'm good ton-"
A flash of lightning appears, and just like that, the power is out. “Well. I guess we head to bed then,” you shrug. "*sigh* i guess so...it's late,“ Rose agrees. You and Roseluck both head up the marble stairs to the bedrooms, but you trip and fall, slamming into your hand.
“GGGGOD DAMMIT!!!!” you scream in pain.
You hold your wounded hand with great care. "Anon!! Are you ok?!" Rose luck shouts. ”FFFFUCKKK...I guess so…” you curse. You drag yourself upstairs, pitifully into a bed opposite Roseluck's. It's squeaky as hell, and as solid as Third Age.
"Good night Anon...I hope..."
“Ugh...night…”
Every time you or she moves, the bed squeaks louder than those fishing boots. Not only do you have a hurting hand, you're also starting to get an achy breaky back. Plus, the thunder is keeping you up.
The next morning, you pitifully dragged yourself out of bed, with Roseluck still sleeping, snoring quietly. Not wanting to wake the sleeping beauty, you creep into the bathroom, which looks quite clean and well maintained. You turn on the hot shower, and get in.
As you start shampooing your hair, it becomes obvious that the temperature is dropping. “Oh...for the love of…”
Yup, after 5 measly minutes, you are out of hot water. Lovely. You freeze your ass off trying to clean up as best as you can. Your torment is finally over once you get out, shit, shave, and dry off. When you go back into the bedroom, Roseluck is rubbing her back.
"Who designed these beds...My back has been through the 7th circle of Tartarus….” she groans. “I don't know, but get yourself ready, we're gonna go out for breakfast.”
"Ok, I'll go shower then."
You say nothing, knowing how miserable that shower will be. After about 5 minutes, you hear a loud 'WHAT THE!' Roseluck exits the bathroom, dripping wet, glaring at you. "That's not funny, Anonymous!! Turn the heat back on!!!” she yells. You're laughing your ass off at this point.
“Sorry Rose, hotel's fault, not mine!”
She gets enraged and tackles you hard. “OOF!” you grunt, falling back. Her muzzle is pressing right against yours, forcing you to stare into her angry eyes. You notice she's blushing though. You are too.
You scramble off each other, looking away. "Uhh..lets umm...lets get some breakfast now,” she says, awkwardly looking away. “Agreed.”
You both swiftly get ready. You go down to the hotel buffet, where they have absolutely everything. In silence, you both get some plates of food. You both sit at a booth with a large breakfast each and some water. You both start eating.
”Uhm...sorry about this mo-" Rose starts.You wave your hand around.
“Don't worry, let's just not speak about it..”
In the middle of the meal, you run out of water. You stand up, get another glass, and go look for any signs of the drink bar, as you forget where it is. You see a green bottle on a side table. Being the autist you are, you think it has water in it. You open it up and pour liquid into your glass.
“Hey...this isn't water...oh well…” you mumble.
You leave your glass there and go back to the table. Roseluck saw, and she looks pissed. She keeps her voice low and harsh.
"Anon...why did your pour someone's wine into your glass...?"
You're genuinely scared for your life now, as a hotel employee asks you the very same thing. Apparently, that wine was the hotel's most expensive. After quite a tongue lashing from both the employees and Roseluck, you finally hear the end of it.
Very luckily the owner of the wine didn't decide to demand 1000 bits as compensation. You're now on your way to the grocery store. Roseluck is sighing and facehoofing the whole way.
"Anon, you idiot...you need to pay attention, for Celestia's sake..." she groans at you.
“I know, I know, I fucked up…”
You get to the grocery store and both buy a bunch of vegetables and assorted other things, and you buy some chocolate eggs that are supposed to have Power Pony figures in them. Of course, you're the one to carry the groceries. It feels like cannon balls are in the bags.
After a grueling 40 minute walk with the groceries, you slam them on the table and collapse from exhaustion. "Anon, I hear they have an indoor pool somewhere here, want to go swim?" your boss suggests.
“Aghh...alright, gimme some time to get ready…” you pant. She does not listen, and grabs her strangely human-like bathing suit, and yours. and drags you until you stand up. You walk across that garden mentioned earlier into a white arch-shaped house. Inside there is a pool, a hot tub, palm trees, and lawn chairs.
And a changing room, which Roseluck runs into.
Despite the rain still falling, you feel this will be ni-
You see a bright flash coming from the changing room.
“Roseluck?!? What happened?!” you call out, fearing the worst. She opens the door calmly, and what you see before you is absolute perfection.
She is a human now.
Her dark red bikini looks immaculate on her flawless hourglass figure. Her belly is perfectly toned, her breasts are just the right size, and her feet look smoother than humanly possible. She is only a few inches shorter than you, and has a face that looks like it was carved by the gods themselves.
"Uhh, hello? Anon?" Rose asks, waving a hand in front of you. “Whuh? How did..?” you start to ask. "I touched that crystal you packed, and next thing I know, I'm your species...how do I look?" she asks you.
Your body refuses to work, all you can do is stare. She giggles. "I'll get back to you later, then,” she shrugs it off. She takes a graceful dive into the pool, which is surprisingly clean. Of course, you follow.
You both spend time in the pool, flirting to some degree, but neither of you realize the other is serious. Eventually, you get out of the pool. "Ooh, I'm cold now...wanna go in the hot tub?" your newly human boss asks.
“Yeah, of course!” you say.
You both run to the hot tub, fuck pool rules. You jump right in, only for your balls to nearly be shriveled off. “GAH!! That's freezing!!” you yell out. You scramble out of the hot tub.
"Oh, quit whining, it can't be that bad..." she says. She dips one of her toes in the water. "Not bad at all, s-" She gets into the water waist deep and scurries right back out. "Ok ok ok!! You're right!!" she quickly admits.
“Told you so,” you flatly state. "Enough of this, I'm freezing, I don't have fur now,” Roseluck complains. “Let's go back to the room then, we can warm up there,” you say.
You and her return to the hotel room, to find a pony with a toolbox exit. "Your room has power again, sorry about that,” he apologizes.
“Thanks.”
You both enter the room once again, and put your clothes in the washing machine. Might as well wash them, no one would mind if you wore swimwear for now. You try to turn it on, but all it does is make a hissing sound, then let out steam.
“Are. You. Kidding,” you grumble. "Huh?" Rose questions. “We need a new WASHING MACHINE now,” you seethe out.
Roseluck sighs heavily, then calls a maintainence guy to install a new one. You just walk over to her. “What did we do to deserve such a miserable hotel…” you sigh.
"I don't know, but im sor-"
You cannot help but wrap a blanket around you both to keep warm, and drape one arm around her shoulder. She's blushing furiously, and so are you. You both stay silent, looking into each other's eyes.
You can't hold back, you take one little kiss of her lips. And surprisingly...she doesn't resist.
"Umm...you...you can do it again...if you want..."
You kiss her again, this time harder and holding her head for a while, and she kisses back passionately. You break the kiss slowly with her, a trail of saliva connecting your lips.
“Rose…I…I-“ you stutter. She puts a finger to your lips.
"...love you?" she finishes.
You simply nod. "I love you too Anon...I really do..." she kisses your cheek. "Even if you are an idiot sometimes..." she does it again. You embrace each other, relaxing on the couch. All you can do is enjoy her warmth and her smooth skin.
"You have to teach me to walk on two legs as well as you can though..."
“In time Rose, in time…” you say, nodding. At that moment, there is a knock at the door, ruining the moment.
“I’ll get it…” you volunteer.
You get off of Rose and answer the door to find a pony with a washing machine. ”Hey, I'm here to install this.." he says. “Sure thing, cmon in,” you say. You let him get to work.
You go back to relaxing with Rose, and let the pony install the new washing machine. By the time he's done, it's very late, and you two decided to try the master bed, the one that doesn't break your back.
Again, the power goes out due to a huge lightning storm. You feel Rose grab onto you. ”Anon, I'm scared! Protect me please!" she pleads.
You instantly wrap your arms around a quivering Roseluck. You must admit, feeling her bare skin up as you rub her back to calm her...it's getting you hot down there. You feel something very smooth on your leg. Sweating and looking downwards in the darkness, you see it's her foot.
You're now completely erect, pressing between her legs. “Anon..? What are you doing?" your boss asks. You quickly shift yourself away, but she won't let go. "Is this what I think it is..?"
Her voice has developed a sultry tone. Her dexterous hand starts feeling down your body, eventually coming to a stop to massage your length. You can only moan in bliss.
"Somepony likes that...I wonder..." she whispers.
She pulls down your swim trunks and starts pulling your cock up and down gently. Even though you can't see it, you know she's smiling deviously. She takes her hand off your cock, and you hear her lick some pre off her fingers.
Suddenly, the room lights up. They must have fixed the power. Now you can see that beautiful body of hers, and her seductive smile as she slowly pulls off her bikini. Words cannot describe how perfect her breasts are.
She grips them both, wrapping them around your throbbing length, staring into your eyes the whole time.
“Ungghhh...R-Rose…” you grunt. She takes her immaculate breasts off of your length, sitting back and crossing her legs. Her perfectly-sized feet curl up and toes wiggle for you.
"Ohh, Anon, I've been gardening all day...as your boss, you will massage my poor, tired feet..." she murmurs, seductively. You instantly oblige, grabbing one foot, and feeling it between your fingers as it curls and uncurls. It feels flawless in your hands, no callouses, no smell, no nothing.
You massage that foot carefully, and slowly tongue it up and down. She giggles softly as you do, but keeps her foot still. You grab the other one and bring it next to her other foot, tonguing both soles simultaneously. "Heh, I know you liked my feet, you looked at them all night..."
You nod and grow harder as her toes twitch. "I think its about time for the real reward for all your good work..." she whispers in your ear. She pats your head and gently pushes you so you lay back on the bed. She presses her now-slickened feet on both sides of your cock, forcing a loud moan from you.
In an amazing display of flexibility, she bends down, and takes your tip into her mouth, suckling it slowly as she moves her feet back, so her toes can stroke it. She swirls her tongue all around the tip, and starts massaging your length between the balls of her feet.
As Rose stares up at you seductively, you don't feel like you can hold on much longer. She strokes your cock between her arches faster than before, and sucks on your tip very hard. This is too much for you, and you shoot a massive load into her mouth. Spurt after spurt fills her mouth as you cry out in pleasure.
You finally finish cumming, and she gulps down every last drop of your seed. She pulls off of your softening member, and lays next to you. “Thank you...Roseluck...I love you…” you gasp.
"I love you too, sweetie..."
You both get a much better night's rest than last night. When you woke, it was time to pack up and head home to Ponyville. You sigh.
“Well...it still may be raining, and the hotel was miserable...but at least I found my love…” you admit. Roseluck walks with you to the cab to the train station. "I'm sorry about all this...hey, at least it'll make a funny story, right?"
“Yeah, I guess you're right!” you nod and agree. You both arrive at the train station. As soon as the train sets out, you notice something. The pegasi are clearing the clouds, and it's nice and sunny again.
......FU-
Author's Note
Based on an all-too-true childhood story from 2007. Except remove the sex.