A Romantic Comedy

by TheAnimerican

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1497

Rainbow Dash is going to have a nice day with a certain mare and hopefully confess her love... Or so she thought.

Rainbow Dash has plans to take out a certain mare for a friendly get together. This get together, however, is not just your average play date. This is the one where she will make it memorable by confessing her love. Hopefully, that love will be returned.

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I would like to thank Jrenon for the cover art. Please be sure to check out his DeviantArt page as he is good at what he does. :pinkiehappy:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-07-30 03:23:43 UTC

A FlutterDash Fimfic

Today was a beautiful day in Ponyville. In fact, it was a perfect day for Rainbow Dash to fly to a small cottage and confess her love to her special somepony. Well, at least who she considered to be her special somepony.

She has known Fluttershy ever since Junior Speedsters Flight Camp. From the day she defended her from those bullies, she has always watched over and protected her. Despite all those times she complained about her shyness and cowardice, Rainbow could not help but love those qualities about her. Fluttershy was her princess, Rainbow was her knight in shining armor and this was a fairy tale she wanted to last forever.

Rainbow finally arrived at the home of Fluttershy; feeling nervous and sweat started to build up. At the moment, she had forgotten what she planned to say to her. "Oh no," she thought, "What was I going to say? What were we going to do?" Rainbow Dash questioned herself.

With her body temperature built up, along with her blood pressure, she tried her best to calm herself. "Okay Rainbow come on. You have to just chillax right now. Remember, you are Rainbow 'Daring Awesome' Dash. This is Applejack we are talking about. You got this. YOU GOT THIS!" With her new built up confidence, she took a deep breath to regain her composure before she knocked on the door.

...

Umm... She took a deep breath to regain her composure before she knocked on the door.

...

SHE TOOK A DEEP BREATH TO REGAIN HER COMPOSURE BEFORE SHE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR!

(Fluttershy opened the door with a medical muzzle mask.) "Oh umm... Hello Rainbow. Hello Animerican."

Fluttershy, what are you doing? You are not even supposed to acknowledge that I'm here.

"Yeah. Also, why are you wearing that mask?" (Said Rainbow Dash)

"The animals have mysteriously became ill and I need to take care of them."

What? But Fluttershy, I have FlutterDash fans waiting for this story. We agreed to do the story today.

"Oh my. I'm so sorry Animerican, but I can't leave these poor animals alone. Can we try again maybe next week?"

Next week? But I wanted to tell a FlutterDash story that I'm sure the Bronies and Pegasisters would have loved. Heck, I'm not even done with the SweetieMash or TwiDash story yet. This was something to entertain people in the meantime.

(Fluttershy gave a look of guilt as she looked down to her hooves.)

Ugh, I'm sorry Fluttershy. I understand. I hope your animals get better soon. Don't worry about us. We will think of something.

"We?" (Rainbow questioned)

"Oh thank you. Oh and I'm sorry to all the readers out there that were hoping for a FlutterDash story. Perhaps another time." (Fluttershy said with a blush before she closed the door.)

Okay Rainbow, let's go.

"Wait a minute, why do I have to be the one!?!"

Because you can be shipped with almost anypony, you are a hot piece of flank and I don't have time to think of another one.

"Just because I'm a tomcolt and you are a pervert who ships mares with other mares, you think I'm going to tag along with you to get randomly shipped? Forget it! I'm going to take a nap."

If you don't help me, I will never give you a break and will narrate EVERY SECOND OF YOUR LIFE.

"You wouldn't dare," Rainbow Dash said to the sky.

"Oh you are doing this now? Okay. Go ahead and see if I care!" Rainbow once again shouted with her rough and raspy voice. She then took off in flight, with an ugly and irritated looking muzzle.

As Rainbow Dash flew in the air, looking for a cloud to nap on, ponies below grew worried at the large object that blocked out some parts of the sun. Little did they know, the unidentified object was Rainbow Dash's enormous flank.

"Hey! My flank is not enormous!" Rainbow shouted once again at nothing. Why she was never admitted to an asylum is anypony's guess. Perhaps with a friend like Princess Twilight Sparkle, she pulled some strings to keep the pale blue pegasus out of mental hospitals.

Eventually, Rainbow finally found a cloud to take a nap on. She carefully landed her large, ginormous flank on the cloud as she was worried it would collapse from all the weight. "I only weigh 400 pounds! That is lighter than average around here!" While she fluffed up the cloud, she tore off a couple of pieces of the cloud. She then stuffed each cloud piece in each ear. She grew irritated, as whatever she tried to shield her ears from, the cloud pieces seemed like they were failing.

In another attempt to shield herself, she shoved her boulder sized head into the cloud. Not only did this method not seem to work either, her moon sized rump was exposed for all of Equestria to see.

"OKAY OKAY I GET IT!" shouted Rainbow Dash to the bl- "No no no! I mean it! Mare or stallion I don't care! Let's just get this over with."

Oh Rainbow Dash, I'm so glad that you changed your mind. I could not finish this without you. You have no idea how big my smile is right now.

"I bet."

Okay, shall we try the next pony?

"Wait, before we go, you don't really think my flank is enormous do you?"

No. If it is, every pony, every griffin, every yak, etc. has colossal sized flanks.

"My muzzle?"

You have a normal and beautiful muzzle. I can't spot any wrinkles whatsoever.

"My head? You think it is the size of a boulder?"

That would have to be a pretty big boulder.

"What!?!"

Hahaha! I'm kidding I'm kidding. You have a nicely shaped head.

"Hmph. Okay Animerican, so who do you plan to have me shipped with?"

Oh don't worry. I have just the pony in mind.

"That's what I'm afraid of."

A AppleDash Fimfic

Today was a beautiful day in Ponyville. In fact, it was a perfect day for Rainbow Dash to fly to Sweet Apple Acres and confess her love to her special somepony. Well, at least who she considered to be her special somepony.

She has known Applejack ever since she first moved to Ponyville. From the day she first challenged her in competitions, they were always trying to prove who is the better pony. Despite all those times Rainbow complained about her honesty and sometimes losing to her, she could not help but love those qualities about her. Applejack was her best friend, Rainbow wanted to become something more and she wanted it to last forever.

"Wow. This all sounds very familiar," Rainbow jokingly said.

Oh be quiet. You try thinking of a story at the last minute. Where was I? Oh right. Rainbow finally arrived at the home of Appljack; feeling nervous and sweat started to build up. At the moment, she had forgotten what she planned to say to her. "Oh no," she thought sarcastically, "What was I going to say? What were we going to do?" Rainbow Dash questioned herself.

With her body temperature built up, along with her blood pressure, she tried her best to calm herself.

"Look, are we really?"

Yes. Now come on.

"Ugh Fine."

"Okay Rainbow come on. You have to just chillax right now. Remember, you are Rainbow 'Daring Awesome' Dash. This is Flutter- I mean Applejack we are talking about. You got this. YOU GOT THIS!" With her new built up confidence, she took a deep breath to regain her composure before she knocked on the door.

The door opened to present... Applebloom?

"Oh hi Rainbow!" the little filly shouted cheerfully. "Hmm? Rainbow, is that the Animerican?"

"Yeah it is."

"But I thought you were supposed to be with Fluttershy today."

"It's complicated. Just go along with it."

"Oh. Well, okay."

"Umm, hey Applebloom. Is AJ around?"

"Sorry Rainbow, but she left with Big Mac a couple of hours ago. We suddenly had a large order of apple treats that needed to be delivered to Canterlot. Was it important?"

Actually, it is kind of-

"Uh, no it was nothing. Thanks Applebloom."

"Sure thing. Bye Animerican!"

Bye Applebloom. Say hello to Granny Smith for me.

"I sure will!" Applebloom waved goodbye and shut the door behind her.

"Well that didn't work either," Mhm. Oh, zaid Reinbow wooking umamused.

"What the-? Hey! Are you eating?"

(Animerican swallowed his food.) Oh come on Rainbow, Granny Smith was baking her sweet apple pies! You can't expect me not to get hungry and get something to eat.

"Well what about me!?! I'm hungry too!"

Well why didn't you say so? Tell you what, why don't we head to Sugarcube Corner and we can get something to eat there.

"That sounds good. I'm staaaarrrrrvvvviiiinnnngggg," Rainbow said as she clutched her belly.

"Oh shut up already will you?"

Not a chance.