Chapter two
A/N : Thajnk u gusys fro teh revoiews its doen mace my feel good. ANd tanks Evlovie fro teh live readings. I Meda these fiction! NOTs BAXIESP PIES! JAMES MADE DIS!111111
Jams wus sitttiing On has PC Whicjh hads LIkes overs 9000 RAMS aNd I7 prosesur he cheak his Emales wen he saws that emales froms his Ghostgaylover1.
Deart JAMS
WEe Neds your halp111! TEH NAGS ARE KOILLING US ALLS111!!!! TEH WARES TIS COMINGS WOTCH OUTS fro the Bads wolf.
Masttter cheeefs turns his budy at 180c to jam ands “We needs your halp Jams1 tehn Optomus prim saids WE ned to to defet tut evils ad thens Masterrrs ceefs graps Jams fours hands and so diuds Opromus prim withs Commmanudders Sheputers,Happy potters, cloe phelps, NAd the six manes Twlght spaks, Rawrty, fluttershys, Allpsjack, Ranbow desh, Pink piwe, Snakes fagassoildliquid, Biggstits lura croft and the guy froms batlle toAds ands ANacnik skywalksers. We Flu throew the doorsa of me manchan but befor that did happen my 1000s of gfs cume in and where lik “JAM NO GO WE WNAT TO HAS SEXY Tim!11111222!!!! TURN I to them and said NOs STFU I has to muchs sexy no Wimouns!111 Allowed tro cume with us gets bakc in the kiction to stuopd womins! Then my mains wimons whom I loved sins high schools Rose said BUTS I’M PRENATS!11111 but befor that said WE where going in tim with the super tim team WE had to stop for fuel at the tim Space garage ands Optomus Prim had no money fro fuel and We only had 5 time space bucksmoney between us. And sos its was very inbarssing ew had to call captain kurts to pcik us up in the USSR Endterprices and I siad to hims “Tahnks for the paying to space garageI oh u a faver” hes saids “No, u know oh me a faver Cuz u Are goingv to sav th Unvers fromtheevilforces” “Nose its can’t bvee me I’m justr a normuls persons!!!!111” “No, you are teh evils forces!!! And WE are goin g to turn u to sav us!!1111@” and thyem jams was an evils person but turn goods he thogh abnout he musts not let himself turns evils.
Memewiles
Somesone!!!! Halp us!Jams WE needs you!! ~~1111 siad the copral there were bags every wares11111 moist of the mareens were daed and die, overs in the .
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We had almost gots to the battle feelds on The USSR enterprices when Twilight spaks came up to me and siad “Hi jams” I mades a teh mentals notes of her plot (I’M NOT FURRY) “Oh hi twilight how are you doing?” with surpices because didn’ts expect her to talk to me. We werhe flying throw space and time on the bridge and captin kurts had given me command of the bridge so I was incharge of da ship. And me and twilight look at tim and space go past. She siad “I’m am scared about teh waR”.
A/M: Ims hoping thas dis was a good chapters. Thias is going to be an epic battle. GETS READLY FOR THE CHRISTMASS SPESAL! NEXT WEKS!
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Hayy you Suks sorrs Darins forz tellsing me!! Tah I cant wright! Annd tanks too Frazzerfor gives ing me
The sergeat looked about in the cold metal trech, esplions ther are in the background. A screm come from on of the narby trechs serget Johnson�z razed is gunz its wass teh standerd isue autonematic 1337 assult rife and he check it was redy said the sarg�locks and loadsz mares� the sarg and his sqoud hadened just turnd the cored of the trech when they had see a marie get rib in haf a bug staning over him its sharpen leg in the other halfs of the marne �BUG!11111� said one of the marine who die when tah bag jamp on him. and they stared to fire it, The bug was shread by bullts. The sarg ran over to the dying maine �Waht HAOPPPEN?!� bloodz was all overs the marie and the sarg he knew that he was a daed main �Sarg the fenzs in ara 13-w4 is dwon and bugs are pouring in,� the ding mare cofting up sme blodz. �We didnt stnd a chant�s we trid to pull bak but had overannsun us� said the dying mine. Beore he die in serget Jonson arms. The sarg put the dead mane dwon and he look up at his pale faradized crporal and the other teruuufiied marne�s �leasss mve oat!1111� The sarg thoght abut he sqad and how the cume from unirsity and how the feda8ion had not tOld tem wat it is lik oat ear and made itglorifryrf d, this is juust on of the horrres of the tar. He sighed Well bag are the enemy of the fede8ion and thear was no mecy for bag or huaman as he and his sqad ran to mains based they meet moore like the die mare and more storuries on how that were ovetrrrun!!111, sudnly on of th marie screms a bag at got the marne in it moth the marne body sbits in haf. The sarg pulls up his gunz and is one of the fiurst to stat to shuot it tits of the bag�s hihde, the bag starrrt to change her sqad a spke goes threreow the sarg�s laag, more bags cume from every way!!!!1111, �sarg!!!!22111�! Sai them cororal, the bags whrtrs swming in the mares molly brocke, ever ware mrines run for tere les, a mine trip over and was tra,pled by her fellow mrines who only care about thselves, the injued were left for dead (Get its? L4D??cuz that is da beast gaeam everrr)for the bag to fish. But not the coporal hes pick ups there serget and ran pusing past the coned and dead �sume o ne help us!!!!111111�!
