While Crazy Hand was busy spending time with his pony, Master hand was currently a little bored. He was waiting patiently till his brother is ready to continue to recruit more fighters of Equestria’s alternative timelines.

A gleamer catches his attention, causing him to turn and… ‘look’ at the object flying toward his direction. He opens up his body and catches it. “What’s this?” The living hand asked as he opened his body to ‘see’ it. It appeared to be a strange coin with two different heads, one human, one mutant. A voice soon enters his mind.

‘If anyone has a ghost problem or your face to face with a foe you can't beat alone. I will try to help you as soon as I can.’

“Hmm.. I don’t have those problems, but perhaps he could prove to be a good brawler.” Master hand said. He begins concentrating and focusing on the coin. “I am Master Hand and I am issuing you a challenge!” He said, trying to send this ghost man a message. “Accept or Deny.”

Suddenly after a few seconds a bright light appeared as a monochrome baseball player appeared holding an iron bat and said smirking “You had me at challenge.”

Master hand let out an amuse laughter. “A new challenger approaches, what is your name?” the hand asked.

“You can call me The Batter or Sans, not the skeleton.” He said amused.

“I believe you already know who I am. But incase you don’t and the Smash Series doesn’t exist, you can call me the Master Hand, or the entity of creation as my brother would claim.” The hand said.

“Heh, Smash Bros is one of favorite series. I know all your tricks pal. Anyway, I’m ready when you are!” He said as 3 white rings appeared by his side.

“You know the tricks of the original..” The hand said, floating upwards into the air “But not one of the Displaced!” Suddenly, he makes a Big Swipe across Final Destination.

The Batter dodges just barely “Purification in Progress.” he said calmly as a strange faded object appeared at the right side of the stage while the words ‘Battle Time’ appeared on the left side. It appeared to be nothing more than a visual effect.

“Three… Two…. One… GO!” The master hand exclaimed, being temporary announcer for Today’s match. He begins to rapidly flap his own body, causing a fierce wind to blow the batter and his three rings. The Icy Winds begin spawning random ice projectiles at Bat and Co.

The Batter managed to hit a few ice projectiles back at the hand as the rings appeared to block somehow.

The icecube fly back and hit Master Hand, damaging him in the progress. The hand poses like a card dealer and starts tossing out cards, each one harmlessly phasing through Bat and Co, but the second they landed on the ground, the cards begin to raise up into the air. If they don’t do anything, they will be lose a stock.. If they have any.

The Batter jumped off the stage and did something no character ever did in game. He grabbed Master Hand and began to attack.

While the batter was able to hit the hand a few times, the master hand was in perfect range to grab back, squeezing the batter hard.

While The Batter took a lot of damage, the rings attacked as one sent a long chain, another used a move that hit the hand while another used a move that decreased the hands magic.

Suddenly, Master Hand blasts off like a rocket, then returns to Power Punch all of the brawlers on the stage.

They all took, tons of damage. Luckily a quick technique healed all four greatly.

Master hand wiggles his fingers, causing each tip let out a spark. Suddenly, Lasers are fromhis Nails at all four targets.

The Batter managed to dodge them mostly as the rings flew above the creation god as they let loose a barrage of attacks. The Batter also hit him with a powerful attack as well.

“How annoying.” The master hand commented, suddenly flying above them all and coming down with a Power Slap, anyone who gets caught will end up buried underground, quite a strange mechanic despite the final destination platform being solid.

The Batter managed to get out quickly, his rings were not as fortunate, as he shouted “This is the second time I’ve had this much fun!” remember the events of the previous week.

The hand quickly poses like a gun. “Draw.” he said before letting out a barrage of bullets, each one honing in on the closest target, he was breaking the rules of the original by using more shots.

The Batter was hit as the bullets sailed over the buried rings. “Nice try.”

“You’re fighting quite well thus far, Sans. Now, here’s a little treat you might like, but only if you truly wish to test out your skill.” The hand said as he squeezes his fingers around.. Something. He lowered himself down and drops a metallic copy of The Batter.

“This is the first time i’ve tried this. Sans, meet the Metal Batter.” The hand said before chuckling.

“What’s next Wire Batter?” Batter joked as he got into a homerun stance, the metal clone did the same.

“Sans VS. Metal Sans, readdy? Go!” The hand proclaimed as he floated above the stage to enjoy the fight.

The Batter prepared himself as he dodged an attack of smoke from the clone, he retaliated with a homerun as he struck the copy, sending it a few feet surprisingly as the clone is pretty heavy.

The hand continues to watch in amusement, making him wish he had created Metal Mario’s stage before Sans came along. “Good thing I didn’t make the clone’s rings just as metallic.” The hand said, wondering if it could summon them.

The Batter dodged a few more attacks as he was hit a few times at this point. “Crap.” he said as the Metal Batter used a familiar homerun sending one ring flying. He attempting to counter with the same homerun, cancelling the two out.

“If I had a mouth, I would be eating popcorn right about now.” The hand commented with a.. Strange way of showing a smile with his fingers.

The rest of the rings soon fell off the stage. Leaving The Batter on his own as he was fighting a battle neither he nor his clone could win, they were too evenly matched. He wracked his brain for any potential trump cards. He was gonna run out of items sooner or later, and he couldn’t dodge forever. Suddenly an idea crawled into his head, it might be a good test run too for what he recently learned and tested, but never got a chance to fight with. He focussed on the form and soon felt his arms expand in size once more as the hundreds of teeth formed in his alligator head. The Bad Batter was once again ready to fight.

“Hmm…” The hand hummed, then made a Smash Ball appear. Ge flicks it toward the Metal Batter. Metal Sans catches it with both hands and smashes the ball open, allowing him transform in the same thing as the original. “Just wanted to even the odds.” The hand said.

“...Of course it wasn’t gonna be that easy...” he deadpanned as he rushed forward and smacked the metal copy with his hand. Sending it flying to the edge of the stage. The Batter rushed over and absorbed some of the clone’s health, recovering his own. He then threw the clone off the stage in an attempt to defeat it.

Due to its extra weight, it plunges into the abyss. “Player Five, Defeated.” The hand announced as he floated back down to the stage.

“Heh shall we continue?” he asked ready to continue the fight against the hand.

The hand suddenly flies above the monstrous batter, quickly performing a Finger Drill.

The Batter felt a good amount of damage as his haved max heath didn’t help him or the fact he was drained from the last fight and couldn’t reach his pocket. “Crap crap crap crap...” he said in between hits.

On the last hit, he did something new. He flipped into the air and landed on his two fingers as if he was walking on them, he fingers the Finger Walk to flick the Batter away.

The Batter felt low on health as he finally pulled out a small ticket and a piece of silver meat. He ate the meat and focused on taking the energy from the ticket. They restored his wounds as he felt much better.

The hand hovers away then slightly curls his fingers. “Would that be infinite items?” The hand asked.

“Well yes and no. Yes as in I have an infinite amount recovering certain amounts of damage or my CP or Competence, which are my special skills, I also have a few that do certain effects. But I’ve limited myself to using on 5 of each at most in this match for fairness. I decided this before I accepted your terms came here.”

“Hmm… As fun as this is, I’d rather not see if this body actually works like the original. For now, I declare you a winner.” The hand said before snapping his fingers. Two heart containers spawned in the air, gently floating to the ground. The hand uses the first to fully heal himself up.

The Batter took the other and ate a few piece of silver flesh as he healed up. “Thanks for the match.” He said tipping his cap.

“This game’s winner is: Sans!” the hand announced just as a custom-made fanfare was played.

The fanfare sounded like a short remixed rendition of Fourteen Residents, the title screen theme of OFF.

“As a declaration of my sportsmanship, you shall have one item from any of the Smash series, including their variable designs. They have been modified to work like the originals, but they have a limit, only refilling their energy over time. For example, I could give you a Maximum Tomato that can be regrown with its seed.” The hand explained.

“I would like the Smash 4 Variant of the Home-Run Bat.” The Batter announced, already being skilled in wielding a bat.

“Wish granted.” The hand said. With a snap of his finger, the smash 4 bat presented itself glowing light… as a small trophy stand for some reason. “Give the edge a tap and it will return to its original size and form.”

The Batter did so as it glowed and fell onto the ground “Sweet. Can it return to trophy form?” he asked. Curious about the trophy transformation.

“Yes, just tap the same spot with an open hand, much like what King Deedee did when he brought Bowser back to his original form.” The hand explained.

“Heh that fight was funny for me when I played Brawl.” he said and returned to his original form and asked “One last thing, can you resummon my rings? I kinda need them.”

With another snap of his fingers, the rings are returned on three separate Revival Platforms.

As they flew to the might sportsman he said once again tipping his hat “Thank you. Welp I’m ready to head home. I look forward to any rematches when possible.”

“It can be done anytime, but if my brother is here next time, the match might a bit more difficult. Before you go, why not take a look over the edge?” The hand offered.

The Batter crouched down and looked over the edge, squinting his four eyes to find anything of interest.

Sans notices that the final destination platform was very high above Equestria, allowing him to see everything the land has to offer. From this high of an altitude, Sans could also see the moon much more up close and detailed. “Oh, I almost forgot.” The hand as he moved his a lone finger near the batter. Within the tip of the finger, is a smash orb. “My token.” The hand said.

The moment Sans picks it up, it resizes itself to be any size the batter wants it to be. “Just a small warning. If you do summon us, our final destination will come as well, either hovering the same height above your world, or in the same altitude as this one.” The hand explained, then lowered himself to lay flat on the ground. “It might draw attention to those who see it.”

“Good to know.” The Batter said as the smash orb shrunk and he put into his inventory next to the howling stones. He also put the Home-Run Bat in as well.

“Do you have any desires for this world?” Master Hand asked incase there was anything Sans wanted to check out.

“None that I can think of.” The Batter said after a few seconds then looked around “But how will I get back?” he asked the floating gloved incarnation.

“Back where? Here? Just use my token to speak to me then i’ll summon you for whatever you desire.” Master hand asked.

“I’ll keep that in mind, but I meant back to my Equestria.” The Batter said.

“Huh..” The hand said before taking out the coin. “...Uh.. Send back?” Nothing happened. “...End Summon?.. Um..” The hand said, trying hard to figure out how to send the batter back. “End the deal? Unsummon? Alakazam? Opensesame?” The hand kept guessing, growing more nervous by the second.

“Shazam? Send me home? Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang Walla walla, bing bang?” The Batter guessed, grow equally as nervous.

“Sans Batter, Sans Batter, Sans batter?” The hand said, getting a little silly by reference Beetle Juice’s summon.. “Mission Complete? U-uh…”

“Rettab Snas? Rettab Eht? Snas?” The Batter guessed saying his 3 different names backwards.

The hand of creation thought hard, going through multiple messages in his… finger. “Sealed Constract?” The coin gleamed once, then stopped. “Ah! Let’s reverse that one. Construct Sealed… No? Our Constract is sealed?” The hand said, finally causing the coin to do its magic, eventually sending the batter back home, the hand breaths out a sigh of relief.

Meanwhile back in the batter’s world where he was sent too, Sans also let out a sigh of relief to be back in his van. “Note to self teach that to Link if he doesn’t know yet.” he said before fainting.The three rings back on his arm in bracelet form.

Author's Note

Not to worry guys, this is just filler till me and night and ready to work on the next chapter.