A Rock And A Hard Place.

by Applejack App

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy, Maud Pie
Length: 2239

Maud invites Anon to her place, here the trap will be set and no matter of clenching will save him...From Rock Puns!

Anon has always found Maud odd.

Yet now he finds himself within her home, with the promise of cleaning her pipes!

Little does he know of the horrors that wait for him.

From too many Rock Puns.

A Mares clever trickery.

And of course the feeling of being Mind Bucked.

Rated M for mild cursing and some teasing Ass-play.

Cover Art By This Artist.

Published 2017-06-07 06:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-06-07 06:10:06 UTC

A Firm Touch.

You had been here for Celestia knows how long. This land full of miniature colored equines had once blown your mind, but as time passed and they welcomed you into their community with open hooves.

You couldn’t help but think, your two species might not be so different after all. Human and pony both could live side by side, with nothing at all ever making things complicated.

Hell you even found true love here of all places, in the blue hues of a yellow pegasus that was as delicate as they come. Her sweet voice did give you the chills anytime you heard it, her touch so soft and gentle it drove you absolutely insane.

Tonight you thought, might be the night Fluttershy opened her bed to company. You had a great romantic time planned, just one thing stood in your way.

“Maud Pie.” You groaned aloud in despair.

She had sent word with Pinkie Pie to have you visit, something about her plumbing being out of repair. Ponies had spoken of how good you were, with those odd things you called hands.

So I guess you had nopony to blame but yourself. Yet it wasn’t that you didn’t want to help out these creatures, if possible. But Maud has always been an odd one, ever since you came to Equestria those icy blue eyes pierced you like fire.

Anytime you spent with her, just felt off. Time with Dash was so fun and wild, time with Twilight always informative, time with Fluttershy simply put heaven.

But time with Maud…

Simply put was like slowly being punched in the nards, over and over again and when you thought it was over, it just started up again.

Standing in front of her door, you felt an icy chill run down your spine. You knew you just had to get in and out, say hello and fix a pipe , then bolt it out the door.

Lifting your hand to slap the wooden frame hard, you felt it miss completely as it swung open on its own accord. Your large and calloused hand softly patting her muzzle instead.

You could feel your eyes widen in shock as the small mare simply batted her eyes at you, quickly followed by the swiftest of nudges to your hand with said muzzle. You pulled back quick, yet could feel an odd wetness to your hand.

Did she lick you?

Those eyes gazing to you in silence, dead silence.

Surely not, nopony was that quick.

“Nice to see you too Anon.” Maud spoke in her monotone voice and stepped aside.

“Same here Maud. So where is this plumbing problem.” You made sure to stay on track and keep to your plan.

Her eyes seemed to take in every inch of your body, as if those pursed firm lips were drinking in every detail. You shivered as her eyes locked on your own, oddly you could feel a tingle downstairs too.

But not the good kind.

“Hmm. In the kitchen just ahead.” She spoke in a professional manner, slowly swaying her backside while leading you deeper into her home.

You followed close behind, each sway of her backside seemed to be trying to catch your attention. Nopony walked like this normally, you could feel your cheeks burning a bright red as you did your best to keep eyes away from her plump firm plot.

She was living it up teasing you like this, inside her mind, she was as icy as her stare and twice as cold. You sighed in relief as you both entered the kitchen, walking quickly over to the sink, you flipped on the knob for water.

Heart quickly sinking deep in your chest, watching in horror as the water flowed down the pipes with ease. Shivering in place your eyes gazed out the open window, fear preventing you from turning around.

“Your pipes seem to be just fine.” You barely choked out, mouth so dry at this moment.

“Those weren’t the pipes that needed cleaning.” Maud whispered from behind, you winced and slowly turned to face her.

The mare bit her lower lip tightly, leaned up against the doorway out of the kitchen. Her slender hooves tracing down her thick soft thighs, caressing slowly closer and closer to her quivering folds.

“Oh dear Luna!” You blushed brightly and slumped up against the counter in a daze.

“Please Anon. Clean my pipes, clean them slow.” She moaned aloud as the tip of her hoof, traced around her folds and gently slid in teasing the heat from within.

“Maud please! You’re not even my type.” You tremble in place as your eyes dart to the door behind her in worry.

“That is where you are wrong, I’ve read about your kind Anon.” Maud whispered much like a calming wind.

“That’s kind of horrifying.” You reply back in a unsure tone, the mare stepping forward slowly eyes locked on your body.

“Word is that your kind is able to become...Rock Hard.” Maud moaned aloud at the simple thought of the word, standing on hind legs as hooves traced down your chest.

You could feel her warm breath on the nape of your neck, her icy eyes locking on your own as she pressed up against you firmly. You could feel her soft fur against your skin, plump ripe curves begging to be explored.

“Wow that pun. That was just wow.” You tried your best to push away the mare, as she let out a soft whinny next to your ear.

“I know Fluttershy has taken your fancy, but I can’t help but think you could get your Rocks Off with me.”
You could feel that old feeling of being punched returning, causing you to feel out of place in this world once more.

“Ow! My nards.” You whisper sarcastically.

Firmly placing your hands on her shoulders, you pushed away the aching mare and settled her down before you. You could feel her body quiver from your touch, yet decided to stand your ground.

“This is all very flattering and those puns were right on.” You sigh and slowly walk around the mare, calmly making for the door.

“But my heart belongs to Fluttershy. To do anything here would be just wrong.” You come to a stop at the doorway and gaze down in silence.

Maud pinned her ears back in sorrow, her eyes becoming dull and bleak in the natural light of the room.

“I see. I’m such a horrible pony, tricking you here to wax my marble.” She curled up into a small ball in front of you, tears slowly racing down the side of her cheeks.

“Are you crying?” You ask in true worry, never had you seen Maud ever show anything close to emotions before.

“I’m ok Anon. I just fear I’ve taken your friendship for granite, now like a over used mine I feel hollow.” She wiped a tear away from her eye, her elegant frame shivering slightly.

You groaned aloud, feeling like such an asshole. Sure she was icy and a bit out there, but as she sobbed before you, the truth hit you like a brick wall.

She in the end was a pony.

A pony who knew all too well, the sadness of the world. The feeling of being alone and empty inside, to be the outsider. You wasted no time walking over to her side, scooping her up in your arms and hugging her in a loving embrace.

“Am I being too sedimental?” She whimpered into your ear sweetly, as you felt her hug onto you closer.

“Of course not. After all, you don’t have a heart of stone.” You chuckled playfully as you leaned forward and kissed her forehead gently.

Maud could only blush and softly caress her muzzle against your cheek, for once in your life, you noticed her body wasn’t ice cold like before, but warm and tender.

“Fluttershy is a lucky mare. I just would like to ask one favor.”Maud leaned in close as she formed her words in your ear.

“Anything.” You smiled to her in friendship, knowing this had to be some kind of huge breakthrough for her.

“Will you wear a Rock Candy…” She blushed brightly across her cheeks, the words seeming to be trapped in her mind.

“Of course.” You softly pat her muzzle as she almost melts in your embrace, knowing Fluttershy would understand coming home with a necklace from a friend.

“Mmmm. Thank you Anon.” She nodded as she pounced out of your arms and galloped upstairs.

“I guess you never really know a pony.” You chuckle and a shake your head to the side.

The mare cantering down the stairs in excitement, her mouth holding a long and sparkling Rock Candy necklace. Formed out of many round and squared edges, with a sweet scent that wafted through the air.

“It’s very beautiful Maud.” You smile down to the small mare who dropped the necklace at your feet, gazing up to you with a sparkle in her eyes.

“Thank you Anon. Now bend over.” She asks as she bites down on her lower lip hard.

“What?” You ask confused, feeling a cold chill run down your backside.

“It’s Rock Candy Anal Beads. Now bend over and let me show you my stones.” Maud swished her tail back and forth in anticipation.

“No! I mean hell no!” You spit out in horror as the mare narrows eyes towards you in growing annoyance.

“But you promised.” She replied back coldly.

“Yeah! When I thought it was going around my neck, not up my ass!”

Maud smacked her lips aloud softly, kicking the butt plug closer to your feet as you tried to back away.

“Anon. I’ve been very boulder with you today, I admit that. But you are not leaving here without taking my stones.” She slammed a hoof hard down on the floor as you tripped over a book from behind.

Landing upon the floor on your belly, backside to the air and free for the mare to strike you at.

“What are you saying!?” You trembled in fear as the mare quickly pounced atop you, her once delicate hooves feeling like boulders, easily pinning you down.

Unable to move from her surprising strength, you did all you could do and that was to clench like you never clenched before. The cold chill of the air hitting your bare ass, causing you to yelp, Maud easily using her hind hooves to push down your jeans.

“You call that a closed mine? I bust those open all the time before breakfast.” Maud moaned deeply into your ear as her tongue plunged deep into the canal.

With such strength and speed, she rolled off you and towards the back side. You took your chance quickly, sliding up to all fours trying to escape. Yet in your haste left yourself open, defenseless from what was to come.

You could feel your eyes widen in horror, a firm hoof shoving the rounded tip of Rock Ass Candy into your open hole. Your body tensing as she inched smooth surface after squared edge, deep up your hidden brown eye.

Your eyes rolling back slightly, her hoof was a much firmer touch than Fluttershy. She pushed one hoof higher into your body, the spare slowly massaging your thighs up and down, in a loving motion.

“Shhh. It’s ok I’m a Geologist.” She moaned aloud in a seductive whinny, your cock growing hard in pure rough pleasure.

She forced her toy as deep as possible into your body, you could only groan aloud and moan in place as you quivered roughly in place. A strong firm hoof slapping your ass cheek hard, leaving a bold red welt upon your flesh.

Panting hard, part of you ached for more rough play.

The small tease of a rougher hoof, causing your mind to run wild.

Maud just sighed in content as she lifted up your pants slowly, you gazed back to those icy emotionless hues. Seeing now the dominant mare that dwelled within, that caused you to throb hard, aching for a release.

One she would deny you.

Shivering in fear, you stood up to your feet, the heavy and rounded edges of her wicked toy digging themselves deeper.

Each slow step towards the door, inching you towards a climax like no other.

Drenched in sweat you leaned against her wall, near the front door. The mare slowly opening the old wooden frame for you, flipping her mane over her shoulder in a professional and cold stance.

“I’m sorry you couldn’t clean my pipes Anon. But you should rush home now and deal with your own clog.” She licked her lower lip slowly as you waddled out into the cold night air.

Gazing up high to Luna’s Moon in the sky, you prayed that nothing like this would ever happen again. Maud was indeed a mysterious mare, but you felt as if you got a glimpse into her mind tonight.

And perhaps you also gained a glimpse into your own soul, Once home you would just take it easy and lay low for the night.

But maybe in the morning if all goes well with Fluttershy, perhaps you could talk her into buying a few toys of her own.

A delicate touch is all well and good, but a rough hoof can...

Well...Rock.