Equestrian: Bizarre Adventures

It was sure that griffon won’t let eye from a human. She was was scared, that is sure, but she wouldn’t let this creature walk away. She even looked more battle ready than earlier. Her beak was clenched, pupils sharp, eyes shined, wings ready to fly and talons ready to tear.
“What are you!” she sounded angry. Maybe even kinda scary.

Human just raised his brow, staring at her, since he didn’t get up, his eyes were at the same level as hers. Calm, tired eyes focused on eyes of a griffon. Few seconds passed, but he still was motionless.
“Calm your feathers yo. I’m a human. I have no wrong intentions, I am not even sure where am I-” he raised his arm in calming gesture “-My name is Feliks Słończyk. There is K and S at the end not X. As for my surname, well, it’s Polish, so I guess It can be problematic to say the least,”

“What a hay is a human? What do you mean by polish?! Speak up! Now!” She yelled, trying to stay as scary as she could.

“A bald, highly evolved monkey creature. Latin name is Homo Sapiens which means wise man, as all monkey-like we are mammals. As for polish, I mean the country, called Poland. I guess there is no such place here then. Would you be so kind and tell me where are we? I’m fookin lost like ya know, I don’t even know what country is this,” calm voice was quite the opposite to aggressive voice of a Griffon.

Combination of calm voice and specific explanation caught her off guard, but she shaked it of rather quickly.
“You’re in Equestria. As you probably noticed already in the fore…” she stopped as human jumped up looking with mixture of fear and surprise.

He didn’t allow her to end her sentence.
“Fookin Equestria?!”-He raised his voice which kinda made griffon a bit scared-”Jasny kurwa chuj,” these words just shocked her, as she didn’t know their meaning. “You mean enchanted land of ponies full of rainbows and magic?!” she nods, which just made Feliks explode into laughter. His jeans pants got green from all this sitting on wet grass. But he didn’t mind. He pranced a bit around the place, like a happy filly. “This is bloody fookin amazing! I had terrible job, lived in a shithole! And now I’m here?! This is crazy! And kinda scary to… I’m a fucking human in pony land,” he facepalmed. “There is nothing to be happy about… I’m even in bigger shit than before,” a sigh left his mouth as he looked at Griffon once again. “So… do you have a name?” he asked as his tired expression came back on his face, now with addition of sadness.

The whole act made by human shocked her, but the question about name kinda made her shake off her shock.
“Giselle. With G, not J,” she said, with less anger than earlier.

“Nice to meet you I guess,” a yawn followed by fixing his hair and checking if his bag is still in place. “Do you… know where is the closest city, or town, or even village from here? Anything really

“Ye, there is one. I came from there for a walk you know heh” she quickly became much more calm, but also much more uncertain “It’s called Baltimare. I guess you could go there,” she scratched her feathers as she didn’t knew what to do next. “You probably don’t know how to get there, don’t ya?

“Yep, I have no idea. But if you give me general direction I think I will manage,” as he said this, he fixed his shirt with flower patterns. He looked at Giselle as she showed him the way with her claw.” Thanks, maybe we gonna meet once again, so see you around” he smiled to her and went in showed direction. But for his surprise he was quickly followed.

“You know what, I guess I should go back to. I had my walk anyway so you know. You won’t mind?” human didn’t answered that, just waved his hand in gesture meaning he is fine with it. “Good. Cause I like this way,” once again, she tried to sound tough. “Soo. I know what you are, and I know your name, but who are you? I mean, you as a you, and how you got there?” she asked after a while of silence.

“Just a dumbass with shit ton of bad luck. Which got punched into a oblivion by some bastard, that’s how I ended there

“Ye, punched into oblivion. Real funny guy aren’t ya? Ha ha” human looked at Griffon and as their eyes met she understood he didn’t lie. “Wait, you are serious?! How?! What?

“Stand master. His stand punched me

“Stand master? Da fuck is that? Someone like unicorn?

“Not exactly. I am stand master myself. It’s a human with power to use a Stand. It’s kinda like a spirit of it’s user. His send me here

“Show me this… stand of yours,” she didn’t sounded confident about this, but there was a dose of curiosity in her voice.

“Sorry, but most mortals don’t see Stands, you either have to use Hamon, or be Stand Master yourself. Or maybe a vampire. That would work too,” as he spoke, Giselle stopped, she didn’t listen to him, she looked around.

“There is something… not right…” her prediction confirmed. As soon as she said that, two Timberwolfs jumped from the nearby bushes. “Watch out!” she could fly, but human didn’t, he was easy target, or she thought so.

A big Grey humanoid appeared in front of Feliks as human striked a pose. With right hand resting on his hip, and left in front of his face.
“Good grief. Wooden wolves. I could burn you with my lighter,” he pointed both wolfs with his right hand and in the moment when wolves attack, both got struck by powerful feasts of his stand. With battlecry of ‘Hrya, hrya, hrya’ repeated many times as each punch hit it’s target, Timberwolfs became nothing more than pile of sticks. But that didn’t stop the punches. Finally most of sticks were in pieces. Human inhaled air.
“Muda muda,” he said with cocky smile.

“What a hay is this?!” she pointed at Grey creature that just totally destroyed timberwolfes. Her eyes were wide open, and her beak opened.

“Wait, you see it? This is my stand Night Lover. I named him after Polish metal band, Nocny Kochanek. It’s means Night Lover basicly. But how you can see it? Are you a hamon user?

“Nope?

“A stand user?

“No!

“Then how?

“I don’t know. I just see him. He looks scary tho. Are you sure he is tamed?” as she asked she looked at human.

But human only laughed.
“He is part of me. Kind of. It’s psychical manifestation of my fighting spirit. Looks badass isn’t it?” he looked proud with a grin on his face

“I can’t argue with that. It’s looks badass as hell,” she returned a smile. “But… we should go now. There can be more of them…” she said and started to walk again, human quickly followed.

TO BE CONTINUED...