My New Equestrian Life

In an effort to take the thought off my mind, I thought of an awesome joke from the Brandon Rogers video 'Grandpa HATES Disneyland'.

“’Hurry the fuck up in there. My boy has got to take a Walt Disney shit!’
*Throws turd on the floor.*
‘God damn it boy, how’d you miss the bowl!!? Don’t worry, I got this.’
*Slides it into next stall with his foot & plugs his ears as we hear screaming from the other stall.*

That never fails to make me laugh, especially when he craps himself & says it was his last pamper, then the guy who was about to take a photo turns around & looks at him with that 'the fuuuuuuck!?' look on his face.

As I approached town to turn in the application at RoseLuck's flower shop, I saw somepony having trouble picking up the stuff that he dropped from his boxes.

"You need some help with that?" I asked him. "Some help would be nice, please and thank you," he replied. "No problem," I as answered.

As I was helping him, I noticed that one of items kinda looked like a.......... smartphone? But he noticed right away that I had noticed it, so he quickly swiped it away before I could even confirm what it was & slipped it into his pocket.

"What was that?" I asked. He quickly answered "NOTHING. Anyways, thank you for the help." "Sure thing," I reply.

He then said "Hey, you're Xavier, the first human to set foot in Equestria. Nice to meet you," as he holds out his hand with a smile.

"Yep. That's me," I reply back as I shake his hand with a smile, not wanting him to suspect that I'm onto him. "And you are?" I ask.

"NightStar", he replies. "My name's NightStar. Love to stay and chat, but I gotta go finish my errands. Nice meeting you, Xavier," he said as he went on his way. " You too," I reply back.

"Why did he not want me to know what that object was?", I thought. "Though I could've sworn that was a smartphone. But there's no way that kind of tech could be possible here. The resources needed are too advanced. There's the microchips, battery packs, video functionality for the camera, circuit boards, there's just too many factors. Heck, they don't even have the resources to invent an internet system."

”Now that I think about it, NightStar actually kind of reminds me of my favorite 3AM YouTuber back on Earth. Jason Walker. He kinda seems to look like him. But one thing’s for sure, there’s something about him that he’s trying to hide, & it doesn’t exactly read Equestrian. And I’m gonna find out what.”

NightStar; Just after he walked off, after meeting Xavier

”That was way fucking close!!!” *sighs* ”But not close enough,” I scowled at the thought. ”I knew I should’ve carried that phone in my pocket. But I didn’t, & now, Xavier---er, John, is onto me. If he finds out about me, who knows what’ll happen to him if she finds out about him. He shouldn’t even be here anyway, just him being here was enough to let me know that she’s still alive. I have to find out where she’s hiding & how to kill her for good, even if it means sacrificing my life to protect my little brother John, and Twilight. Even though her memories of me have been wiped from her mind, I still love Twilight with every ounce of my being.”

”I’m the one who created the demon, that’s responsible for this whole mess, with my blood,” I think as I stare down at my scarred right hand. ”And I’m going to destroy this demon & fix this mess....... at any cost.”

Now back to Xavier

I finally arrive at RoseLuck’s flower shop to hand in the application I filled out earlier. So I walked up & hand it to her as I say, “Here’s the application I asked about earlier.”

“Thank you,” she replied as the three friends I put down as references walk in. (Bulk Biceps, ThunderLane, & Big Mac)

From here, RoseLuck quickly asks them if they think Xavier’s a trustworthy individual, they all give positive feedback. She does a quick interview with Xavier, he’s hired, starts work tomorrow, let’s the rest of his new, and only, friends know, informs Rarity he’ll also do volunteer hours for her at the Boutique, bada-bing bada-boom chapters over.