Bumper's Secret Talent

by Poppy8

Stronger Then You

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Author's Note

This is gonna be a musical fight that will never be forgotten. So Pummel's singing voice will be brown. Data's will be a gray. And of course Bumper's will be this green.


Stronger Then You

Rapid music began to play as the sound of a heartbeat accompanied it. Data had his back pressed against the wall as the two was holding out their weapons and charged.

Please don't fight I beg you two.

I don't want anypony to get hurt and bruised.

But what can do I no where near as strong as you.

Bumper hit Pummel on the side and hit him on the top of his head like a wack-o-mole.

I see you lack skill and poise.

Bumper then banged the mallets on the ground throwing Pummel even more off balance.

Your like a chihuahua all bark but there's nothin behind that noise.

He then hit Pummel in the flank four times causing him to hit the wall.

So prepare to get beat, I'm stronger them you your worthless farm pony.

Pummel pulled himself off the wall and takled Bumper punching his horn until it actually turned red.

Ha! You think that your top dog?

Please your like the floor and I'm wet mop.

When I'm done your gonna have no pride left and that's nothing compared to what I'd do to your self-respect.

Bumper screamed as his mallets disappeared and he tried to buck Pummel off. But Pummel drove his front hooves into the back of Bumper's head causing his upper body to hit the ground. By then the fighting had gotten noticed by many colts as they peeked out of their dorms.

You may be good at strategy but I study on my foes weaknesses and mobility.

I admit I am impressed.

You haven't even wet yourself yet.

Bumper got up and ran towards him while Pummel was distracted. He puffed his chest out and ended up getting Pummel to slam into the wall.

I'm not gonna go down like this.

You think I'm just gonna let you win.

But I'm loyal to people I respect, basically you have no right to treat innocent colts like this.

Bumper said before he ramed his horn into Pummel's chest and he screamed out in pain. Pummel bucked Bumper in the stomach and he fell to the ground clutching it in pain.

I didn't want this.

All I've ever wanted was to just fit in.

But because of my memory I've often misunderstood.

I just really wish I could defend myself like I should.

Bumper got up using his left hoof to still hold his stomach witch had a bruise on it now. He sparked his horn and it successfully blasted Pummel on his back.

Please stop this fighting has gotten out of control!

Everypony is watching and you'll both get in trouble if you keep fighting.

Pummel tried to get up as the fur on his back was now loose and the skin underneath it was dry and cracking as blood was seeping through.

I won't let you win.

Bumper coughed up blood and gave one final charge. He looked into Pummel's eye's and blasted him one more time and he hit the wall and passed out.

Who said you we're?

I'm just stronger then you, you fucking coward.

All the colts cheered Bumper as he limped over to Data.

"Hey everypony! This is my friend and if you lay one hoof on him you'll have to go through me! Got it?" Bumper said, the colts all looked at each other and they finally said.

"Yeah!" And they started cheering again, Data blushed at the attention. Suddenly everypony went quiet as the ground began to shake and rumble. Everypony paled,

"The principal." They all whispered in fear. Data grabbed the flash drive shards and Bumper sparked his horn again. And gave enough charge to teleport everypony back into their dorm rooms into bed. Including himself, a large stallion came in and his body ripped with muscles. He had a stern look as if he had never learned to smile. He had a dark grey coat and stormy black hair as he wore a full suit. His eye's we're narrowed and we're a dark orange. He then heard groaning and turned around to see Pummel, the colt was trying to clear his swimming vision. And when he finally did his pupils turned to prick,

"M-M-Mr. Somber!!" He said.

"What are you doing out here after curfew?" Mr. Somber said,

"I.....I....I-" Pummel stammered as he was starting to shake.

"Your coming with me to the hole." Mr. Somber said, Pummel paled and his hair literally turned white in fear. Mr. Somber grabbed the poor colt by the collar of his jacket as he started sobbing and screaming for help.


"W-W-Wow! H-He re-re-really ca-cared ab-abo-about u-u-us!" Spark said as they we're all stopping by Gizmo's dorm waiting for him to find his lunch.

"I can't believe it!" Console said,

"I can!" Gizmo said as he finally found his lunch and joined the other's, "I could hear it through my door!" Data blushed,

"I-I still can't believe it myself he risked everything......for me. And.....and now nopony will mess with us again!" He said as tears of relief and joy came to his eye's.

"Y-Y-Ya-Yay! I-I wo-wo-won't b- be te-tea-teased fo-fo-for m-m-my st-stutter!" Spark said,

"And my extreme knowledge for facts and doing long calculations in my head." Gizmo added.

"And my extreme knowledge for video games and how their made!" Console joined in,

"And for my memory!" Data cheered and him and his friends left for the cafeteria. As they went along many fillies and colts said,

"How does it feel to have a personal body-guard?"

"How'd did you guy's ever become friends with Bumper of all ponies?" They even got bombarded by the local school news crew, the leader photographer and writer we're asking the most questions.

"How long have you Bumper been friend's?"

"What did you do to persuade him?" They asked,

"W-We would love to answer all of those. So.....how about we do an interview after school?" Gizmo offered and the news crew nodded and galloped to the cafeteria. The tech nerds followed and we're surprised when they saw Bumper sitting at their table. He was eating an oat burger with hay fries. The tech nerds sat in their seats,

"Bu-Bu-Bumper?" Spark questioned. And he nodded,

"Yeah since I guess the whole school knows that we are friend's......why not.....also I made you guy's these." Bumper said muttering the last part as he pulled out four chatties, decorated just like Spice had said.

"Thanks!" The tech nerds said,

"Yeah, yeah just don't tell ponies I make them." Bumper said shyly as blush came to his face.

"Of course we promise! That's what friends are for, right?" Console said and Bumper smiled,

"Yeah.....I guess your right about that." Bumper said his blush brightening.

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