Bumper's Secret Talent

Mr. Somber grabbed Pummel by the collar of his jacket, and lifted him forcing the colt to look into his eye's.

"You told you little rat." He said,

"N-No! I-I didn't!" Pummel said his voice filled with desperation.

"Mr. Somber please I'm sure we can work this out without traumatizing him." Mrs. Static said her voice shaky with fear,

"You stay out of this!" Mr. Somber shouted. Mrs. Static jumped and took a few steps back. He then turned his attention back to Pummel, "I'm gonna make you regret living." Mr. Somber then slammed the colt on the ground and kicked him in his neathers. Pummel screamed and everypony winced, Bumper couldn't take it. He jumped in between the two,

"Hey! Leave him alone!" He said while his mind was saying. 'What the heck are you doing!?' Bumper wasn't sure why but he couldn't just stand idly by and let somepony get hurt like this. He liked it when the battlefield was fair and even this wasn't. A colt v.s. a grown buff stallion that was beyond ridiculous for his standards.

"Bu-Bum-Bumper! Wh-Wh-" Spark tried to stammer but the principal spoke up,

"Oh and what are you gonna do?" Mr. Somber said. And Bumper gulped realizing he didn't have a plan.

"I-I'm gonna......do this!" Bumper said just before he made his magic form a mallet and hit the principal, he then ran away while saying.

"Come and get me!" The tech nerds and Mrs. Static gasped, the principal got up and started chasing after Bumper. Many colts and fillies ran back into their classrooms to avoid getting mowed down. The tech nerds looked in disbelief,

"Spark! Call Timidthy and the other's! We'll try to distract Mr. Somber." Gizmo said and he chased after the principal with Data, Console following in pursuit.

"Are they crazy!? They'll get themselves killed!" Pummel said, he looked back at Spark who was pulling out her chattie.

"Ye-Ye-Yeah bu-but w-we ca-can't ju-just le-leave hi-him." She said, and Pummel blinked he couldn't believe they we're doing this just to help somepony.

"Well......I guess I'm crazy too. Pray for me!" He said before he ran after them as well. And Spark smiled as she had just called Timidthy and the chattie started ringing. Bumper had just made his way to the principal's office and he was terrified. He heard Mr. Somber's steps come closer and Bumper ran under his desk. The principal walked in as Bumper thought, 'Oh this couldn't possibly get any worse.' Mr. Somber then went into his closet and pulled out a samurai sword. Bumper eye's widened as his hair went white and his bladder released itself. He blushed a deep red,

'Oh come on! Why couldn't I have a principal that was awesomely cool but wasn't incredibly evil!?' He thought just before Mr. Somber flipped his desk over and aimed the sword at him. Bumper shirked and forced his magic to form a sword as well, his principal swung the sword and he blocked it with his. He tried to push his opponents sword back but, like he thought, going against a grown stallion was not a fair fight. Mr. Somber pushed the sword out of Bumper's hooves and swung the sword down at the colt. Suddenly the principal cried out in pain, and he turned around to see Pummel with a bat.

"Pummel!?" Bumper cried you,

"You got our back we got yours!" He said just before the lights went out.

"Data looked at the school blueprint he cut the lights let's get out of here!" Gizmo's voice was heard somewhere in the room, and they all ran into what they thought was the hallway. For a moment everything was quiet until they heard Data and Console scream and the lights turn on. The kid's we're horrified when they saw they we're in the closet in front of the hole.

"Nice try but I'm an adult you can't out smart me." Mr. Somber said as she carried Data and Console by their tails as their manes were white. (But with Data you couldn't really tell.) Mr. Somber threw the two into the group of hero's causing them to hit the wall.

"I am the boss here and because of your disobedience I'm gonna-" He said before Spark fell down from an air vent on top of him. She had two sparking wires and she placed them to Mr. Somber's forehead causing him to pass out.

"Ta-Ta-Take th-that y-y-ya ph-ph-phyco! Al-Al-Alri-Alright r-r-ro-roy-royals co-com-come o-o-on ou-out!" Sparks said and Timidthy and Blood Bones teleported into the room,

"This stallion gets a nice padded room in Canterlot Mentel Help Care." Timidthy said.

"And if that doesnt work electrocuted to death." Blood Bones said just as Princess Celestia and Luna came in,

"Move it! Move it! Where's my Bumper?" French Press said as she came under the legs of the princesses. She hugged Bumper and kissed him on his mussle,

"Don't you scare me like that!" French Press said.

"You okay?" Timidthy said and Bumper nodded,

"Yeah a bit frazzled but I'm good." He said. Blood Bones flew over and playfully ran his hoof through Bumper's mane,

"Good. The other's are in Mrs. Static's room talking to the royal guard's and the police.

"And I think they're going to need to see the principal." Celestia said as she levitated Mr. Somber. And the kids followed glad that the principal wouldn't be a problem anymore.

But on their way French Press put her left hoof around Bumper's neck. And she whispered,

"Oh and I didn't want to mention this in front of the other's. But you wet yourself didn't you?" French Press asked with a smug grin. Bumper blushed beet red,

"H-How did you know?" He asked keeping his voice as low as possible.

"Wet spot on the carpet and the smell of urine. Don't worry it happens to the best of us." French Press whispered back and Bumper smiled,

"Thanks but I'm never going to do that again." He said and his fillyfriend giggled.

"I can see you keeping that vow." She said as they walked into Mrs. Static's classroom.