Vortex the Dragon

by MetaLucario

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Romance, Original Character, Adventure, Crossover, Random, Discord
Length: 7300

VortexTalon is taken to Equestria by Discord just so he can spread a little chaos.

This is the story of VortexTslon, a young and adventures brony. He is taken to Equestria by Discord to stir up a little chaos as his aprentice. Wether it be for better or worse. Chaos is as chaos does. And chaos is very unpredictabl, just like this story.

I'm just writting this cause i can. Hope you all Like it. If not, I'm still gonna write it.

Published 2012-07-13 20:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-23 21:26:39 UTC

chapter 1: new friend

Chapter 1[

      I groaned and rubbed my throbbing head. A yawn escaped my dry mouth and I decided today was a good day to sleep in. Too bad fate had other plans for me.

      “You going to lay there all morning or are you going to get up already?” came a seemingly familiar male voice. I just couldn’t remember whose voice it was.

      I groaned again and sat up, rubbing my eyes a bit. I yawned again before opening my eyes. When I did, I jumped in shock and let out a little yelp.

      Sitting at my computer was Discord himself. He began to look at me like I was crazy. “Is something wrong?” he asked.

      I calmed myself unsuccessfully before speaking. “You. You’re Discord. You’re in my house. Discord is in my house. My house in on Earth. Discord is on Earth. Why are you on Earth?!” I panicked slightly.

      He just lightly chuckled. “I usually get that reaction from a lot of creatures.” I looked at him questioningly as I awaited for him to continue. he quickly noticed this and began to explain why he was here.

      “See, I’m here because you humans are so chaotic. But not so chaotic that the ponies would try and destroy you.” He said, trying to get the gesture out of me. I was a little bit confused, however.

     “What do you mean?” I asked. He sighed, sounding a tad annoyed.

     “I mean that you are going to Equestria to cause some chaos for me. I’ve studied you a little bit and understand your enjoyment for pranking and causing some very delectable chaos!” He laughed at the end of his sentence and wiped away a tear.

      “Whenever you’re ready, we will leave. I do understand you might hesitate, but let’s go! We’re running out of precious chaos time!” He urged.

       I warily watched the crazy god of chaos as I got my butt out of bed. The bed creaked at the shifting wait and the dusty old floor of my room did aswell.

       He turned back to my computer and continued to play a game he had been playing. “Celestia is waiting for us you know.” Said the patchwork god without looking away from his game.

      “What are you playing anyways?” I asked as I finished getting all dressed up. My leather jacket piecing together the biker look I had goin on. That, and my shades.

       “Some game called DC Universe Online.” replied discord. He grunted in frustration and glared at my computer. “Now if only I could deal with these bothersome heroes who keep getting the jump on me.” said discord angrily. I shook my head and sighed as I walked over and grabbed my laptop and put it in my backpack.

       He quickly turned around and began to look me over.“Well, at least you humans have a sense of style. Unlike those blasted ponies.” He said before getting up from my computer. I grabbed my notebook and a couple pencils and lead pencils.

       I ignored him and grabbed one last thing. A picture of me and my family. The chances that I was going to say farewell to my family was little to none, according to this chaos god’s impatience.“I’m ready now.”

      “Finally. I thought you were going to take forever. Now come on already.” he said impatiently as he grabbed my arm and a bright flash of light nearly blinded me.

      After I forcefully opened my pain filled eyes, my vision was filled with the white fluffy and warmness of a cloud. I didn't get to enjoy this though, due to my splitting headache. My body felt all tingly and my head felt like someone had been playing volleyball with my brain. I reflexively shut my eyes tightly from the immense pain.

      I groaned and held my head. I almost jumped when I noticed how scaly my skin felt.  My eyes shot open and the first thing I noticed was that my hand had turned into a claw. I looked around till I saw Discord sipping some glass on a cloud near me. He gave me a coy smile before throwing the chocolate milk with a mischievous grin on his face. All I heard was an explosion and a few screams.

      “Um, can I get a mirror so I can see how I look?”

      “Certainly.”

      “Is it going to explode?”

      “Probably.”

      “Can you wait and let it explode down there where I’m not?”

      “I’ll consider it.”

      “Fantastic.”

      “Indeed.”

      With the snap of his fingers I was surrounded by large mirrors that looked like they belonged in Luna’s private quarters. I looked at them and was left in awe at my amazing new body. Admired my black scales, as well as my blue ones. I even played with my ears and wings for a bit.

     “W-wait, why am I dragon?” I asked as I continued to familiarize myself with my new body. “Why not leave me human, or make me a pony, or-”

      “Dragons, especially you, can do marvelous things. things that humans nor ponies would possibly do in years.” I nodded in understanding. “Now then, Here is a book that should help you out a bit. I must go before Celestia comes looking for me.” He said as the mirrors began to plummet to the ground. They exploded upon impact.

      I heard another round of screams but decided that it's best not to even worry about it. “So, how did you get out of your stone prison this time?” I asked as I looked over the edge of the cloud. I could see craters where the mirrors had exploded.

      “Simple. Celestia freed me.” He said with a smile.

     “How?” I asked curiously.

      “Just so long as I don’t cause too much trouble, I’m aloud to be free.”

       “For how long?”

       “Forever.”

      “What happens if you cause way too much trouble?”

       “She’ll send me to the moon.”

      “Damn, she’s playin’ hard ball this time.”

      He sighed. “Yes. Unfortunately.”

      I smiled. “Welp, I guess that’s fair.” I said.

      “Yeah, I suppose.”

      “See you around, Discord.”

      “My work is never done with her.”

      “Gonna go prank some ponies?”

      “Naturally.”

      “Mind if I join you some time?”

      “Why not? I could use the company.”

       Wow, he’s cooler than I thought. Definitely gonna be hanging out with him. Especially since he’s the one who brought me here in the first place.

       He tossed me the book and disappeared. I blinked a couple of times before opening the dusty gem encrusted book.book. I sat down and began to read.

      Hmm, dragons can breathe two types of fire. Well then, let’s try it. I took a deep breath, and blow my lungs out. I started panting, and there was no fire. I caught my breath, and tried again. I inhaled as far as I could, and-

    Fwoosh! I opened my eyes to find a small fireball floating in the air in front of me until it disappeared in a ball of smoke.

Next was teleporting fire. I grabbed an old reading book from my backpack and held it in front of me. I tried to do the same thing, but ended up burning half of the book. I looked in the manual to see what was the difference. You breath on it? Well, okay. I grabbed another book, scared that I might turn the one I already have into ashes, and exhaled a quick breath on the book. Some lime fire exited my mouth and swirled around the book. The fire encased it and disappeared. I looked around.

“Where’d the book go?” It was followed by the hollow sound of something hard hitting a pony’s head, followed with a “Are you kidding me?!”

      Now  just needed to work on my flying. I stretched my wings and flexed them a bit. I decided it would be best to practice the motion first. That way, I hopefully wouldn't end up splattered on the ground. After about an hour of failed attempts, I noticed the cloud rise higher with each gentle flap. I couldn’t help but smile at my success.

      I looked up to a cloud just a few feet above me and smiled. I stretched my wings up high  before bringing them down hard, sending me far above said cloud. Wasn’t long before gravity kicked in.

      “Oooohhhh fuuuuuuuuu-” I screamed, just before suddenly stopping. My skin felt all tingly as i saw that i was encased by a green aura. I was being levitated.

      I looked around to see who had just saved my scaly hide, but to no avail. Whoever they were, I owed my life to them. As I continued to search in vain, I noticed the sound of buzzing coming from above me. I shit my head up to see a... oh shit. I’m so screwed.

      I had been saved by a changeling. A rather large one at that. Her (or his, but I’m just going to assume its female)mane flowed freely in the wind and her eyes were shut tight as she struggled to keep me in her grasp.

      She slowly lowered me to the ground before releasing her telekinetic grasp and dropping me... on my head. She quickly descended and landed in front of me. I was still a bit disoriented from being dropped on my head, but I was ok. Besides the groggy feeling and throbbing headache.

      She collapsed to the ground with a thud and struggled weakly to get back up, but to no avail. I sighed deeply, know full well what was about to happen. I calmly walked on over to her, ignoring the pain in my head, and looked down at her. She weakly looked up at me, and her dazzling green eyes locked with my sapphire eyes, which seemed to sparkle when I saw them in the mirrors.

      “P-Please don’t hurt me.” said the scarred changeling as she shut her eyes tight. Awaiting an attack that never came. Her voice was rather angelic and innocent. It made my heart skip a beat. Why had this terrified changeling saved me? I don’t even know where she had come from. That didn't matter really, seeing as how she had saved me and all.

      I placed claw on her shoulder, causing her to flinch and tremble, before she lifted her head up to look back into my eyes. She slowly and cautiously opened her eyes and stared blankly into mine. Fear was evident in them, mixed in with curiosity.

      I gave her a warm and reassuring smile and began to help her up. She used me to help keep herself stabilized by putting a foreleg around my neck. “Thanks for saving me back there,” I said as we started off into the forest. She looked at me and hesitantly let a small smile play across her face. “My names Vortex, Vortex Talon.” I stated, deciding that that would be my name while I was here.

      “My name is Arachnia by the way.” said the changeling. She sounded less frightened than she had been just a few minutes ago. I felt her press herself closer to me, and noticed how warm her exoskeleton was. Not only that, but her coat was soft and silky.

     An awkward silence began, making me uncomfortable and nervous. This silence lasted  a good 10 minutes. Only to be smashed by the loud rumbling of our stomachs. We both sheepishly looked at each other in embarrassment with small blushes.

      I laughed nervously and scratched the back of my head as I did so. “I think we should stop here and search for food.” She nodded in agreement and tried to walk on her own. She was still weak, but had regained some strength. From what, I kinda don’t know.

      I helped her over to the safest looking tree nearby, and let her rest while I looked around for something to nourish our bodies. What did changelings eat anyways? Guess I should ask her.

     “Hey, Arachnia,” I called out. “Yeah,” she replied. “What do changelings feed on?” I asked. She said nothing and refused to make eye contact with me. Instead, she hid behind her mane. Was it really that bad?

      “Love,” she finally answered. Oh yeah, thats right, I thought. Hmm, well then, it’ll be a bit hard to find a good source of that. “I only need you to show sympathy, kindness, or any kind of affection. That would do as well.” Arachnia reassured. Trying to back it up with a smile, a very nervous one at that.

       I sighed in defeat and decided it wouldn't be that bad. I strode on over to her and gave a warm friendly smile. “Um, I’m sorry, but I’m not good with emotions.” I stated sheepishly.

       My words fell upon deaf ears as she got close to me and laid her head on my shoulder, a content smile on her face accompanied by a sigh of satisfaction.

      “A-are you feeding off me right now?” I asked dumbly, feeling my cheeks burn from her being so close. The fact that she looked so cute while doing all this did nothing to help ease my tension.

      My ear was soon filled with the faint sound of her adorable snoring. Her warm breath on my neck was driving me insane, bringing up feelings that I was quick to try and get rid of. Her mane was so soft and her warm body felt positively amazing against my cold bare skin (scales)That is, until I heard a very familiar voice come from behind the tree. Discord was there, flipping around a brown bag full of something.

      “Anyways, I just stopped by to give you a little something.” He tossed the brown bag over to me. “It’s 10,000 bits.” he stated. I looked at him as if he was joking. But he looked completely serious.

      “What is this for?” I asked, cocking a brow. He shook his head and sighed. “What, do you plan on living in the forest or something?” he replied, laughing to himself at the idea.

      At this, Arachnia spoke up. “I live here in the forest. He can stay with me for as long as he likes. I do not mind.” She said with a mischievous smile, not removing her head from my shoulder.

      Discord looked at her as if she was crazy, then grinned madly. “Well, well, well, Looks like you’ve already got a fangirl.” He slithered up to me with a paw behind his back.

      “I’ve got one last thing for you, then I’m gone for at least the morning. I’ll be back later on this afternoon to check on you.” He looked dead into my eyes and grinned mischievously.

      He tossed me a blue, glowing crystal orb. “You’ll find out what it does later. For now,” He pointed into a seemingly random direction, but made sure it was in the nearby forest. “Go ahead and get settled in to your new home.”

      I curiously eyed the orb with great suspicion, but decided that I was not in any danger....I think. After placing it in my bag reluctantly, with the fear it was going to detonate, I looked to Arachnia and smiled.

      “So Arachnia, how far away is your home, anyways?” I asked.

      “Well, there’s this abandoned castle in nearby. Thats where I live.” she answered.

      I smiled at this. There was only one abandoned castle in the everfree, and that castle wasn't that far from ponyville either.

      “So then, we should probably get going while it's still early. That way, we’ll have less chance of running into anything.”  She nodded in agreement with a cheerful smile.

      “I can just teleport us there. Thanks to you, I think I’ve got enough power to do so.” she said cheerfully.

      With a quick teleportation spell (that feels so weird.), we were at the front door to the castle.

       I looked around to find Discord after gawking at the castle for a few moments, but couldn't find him anywhere. Guess he left already.

      I looked back towards the castle, eager to get inside and explore it. I looked to Arachnia with a pinkie sized smile. She looked back with a rather different expression. One that I couldn't quite place. It made me feel a strange urge to kiss her and.... not going to do that. I’m not going to hit on her like she some random floozy. We’ll be friends and nothing more.

      I snapped out of my train of thought as Arachnia grabbed my claw and dragged me inside. “Come on, I’ll show you where you’ll be sleeping.”

     I chuckled at how eager she was to show me around already. My eyes began to wonder, until they accidentally landed on her flank. I felt my cheeks burn as I found it hard to tear my eyes away from her perfectly shaped flank. My heart even began to race, feeling as if it wanted to burst out my chest. I broke out of the concentration when my reflexes decided to slap myself in the face.

      After only a few minutes, we finally made it to wherever it was she was taking me. She pushed opened the door and dragged me inside. I looked around in awe as I looked around the large room, making my way over to the bed.

      As I looked around, Arachnia closed the door and grinned mischievously at me from behind.

      I flopped down on the bed and sighed as I let myself relax. Arachnia climbed into the bed with me and wrapped her hooves around me and used my chest as a pillow. I couldn't help but chuckle at her and blush lightly.

      It was still really early, and I had so much to see and do. But that could wait. FIrst things first: take care of my new friend.

       I sighed contently with a grin as her cute snoring filled the room. It was like a lullaby for me, only, instead of falling to sleep, I found myself just laying there eyeing her. In that moment, life was great.

chapter 2: new home

Chapter 2

       Arachnia yawned as she awoke and snuggled closer to me, a very mischievous grin on her face. “How long was I out for?”

       I looked at a clock near the bed on the nightstand, then back to her. “About five hours it would seem. And did you know you make the most adorable sounds when you sleep?” I grinned at her slightly flushed face.

       She lightly pecked me on the cheek and got up. She swayed her hips as she made her way out the door. “You coming or what?” She called back to me.

       I grinned wider and scrambled out of bed. Her swaying hips had momentarily hypnotized me. I actually walked into a wall at some point.

       She giggled at me as she continued our little tour.

       “This is my entertainment room.” she said as she pointed a hoof at an open door. We walked in and my jaw nearly hit the floor. It was very apparent she was into games and apparently liked to watch at least six different shows at once.

       She grinned at me slyly and showed me an entire kitchen in the room, separated from the rest of the room by nothing but a counter.

       The walls were green and a poster of DJ Pon-3 was on the ceiling. I gawked at the vast amounts of games, movies and food she had.

        She grabbed my claw and pulled me out of the room giggling. “You can check it out more later,” she said, beating her wings as she pulled me down the hall to another room. “ but, for now, lets continue the tour. I have few more rooms to show you before we the day is through.” she excitedly finished.

        She pushed open the door and smiled as she saw my shocked expression. It was a tie for the top room of all time. Guitars covered most of the right wall of the room. The left wall seemed to have any thing related to rock n roll. In the back I could see three laptops and bunch of other things you'd expect only a DJ to have, including turntables.

       She walked over picked up one of the guitars and brought it to me. “ you like guitars right?” She questioned nervously. She smiled as i nodded dumbly, my mouth hanging open.

      She giggled, closed my mouth, and handed(hoofed) me the guitar with her magic. I looked at her questioningly.

       “What? You don’t know how to play or something?” A few moments of silence answered her question. “Well, thats ok. I’ve always wanted to teach someone how to play.”

       She smiled warmly and trotted over to a door on the left side of the room and motioned for me to come on over. I did as asked and we stepped into the room.

       It was a smaller room with a couple of stools and microphones in it. it was just as well lit as the previous room but looked like it hadn't been used in months.

      She sat down on one of the stools and patted the one closest to her as she smiled at me. Her eyes became half lidded as a smirk came to her face.

      I sighed and sat down as instructed. “So, how long do you think this will take, anyways?” I asked quizzically, causing her to put a hoof to her chin and stick her tongue out in deep thought.

      “About 6 hours or so.” answered the changeling. She seemed a bit excited about how long this would take.

      I sighed as she eagerly began to teach me how.

6 Hours Later

      We laughed as we stepped out of her music room and began walking down the hall. I had to figure out how to change into pony form and learn how to play with hooves, which took 3 hours, and that was after three hour of dragon training.

      My hooves hurt, and my but was sore from sitting down so long, but I didn't care. I was kinda busy impressing an amazing mare.

      If you had told me a year and a half ago i'd be getting turned on by a horse with fangs and holes in her hooves. You wouldn't be breathing shortly after. But now that it's actually happening, I can't deny the fact that i'm definitely interested.

      Her beauty and feminine wilds were truly stunning. The way her her body was curved to those amazing fangs of hers. She was simply...breathtaking.

      I shook my head to clear my thoughts. No, don’t do this to yourself. You’ll end up giving yourself away if you continue. Hell, she probably was feeding off of me just then.

      She looked over her shoulder and grinned at me with those dazzling half lidded eyes of hers. Her fangs even twinkled momentary as her grin grew. I felt my heart try to leap out my chest and my cheeks light up under her gaze.

     Soon, we entered her living room, which was really big. It had wonderful bat winged goth coaches, a large rug changeling styled, and a another T.V.. This brought up a question in my head.

     “Hey, where do you get all this stuff?” I questioned. SHe simply smiled at me.

     “From Vinyl, Octavia, and Pinkie Pie. In fact, they should be coming over today. Just stay in your pony form till I you can gain their trust and friendship.”  she answered nonchalantly.

      I stared at her in disbelief. “So, they're your friends I take it?” I wasn’t one to not give someone the benefit of the doubt, but, a changeling princess not only making friends with two of the most renowned musicians in equestria, but also one of the element, and in changeling form no less. This was all kinds of crazy.

     I sighed and flopped  on the nearest to us, which was the middle one. She sat beside me and wrapped her forelegs around me. I put a foreleg around her and just sat there, letting all of my troubles wash off of me.

      She rested her head on my shoulder and closed her eyes as she sighed contently. I smelled her mane. The sweet smell of honey and nectar filled my nostrils. Her scent was ever changing, yet always smelled so sweet and alluring.

      “So, how long till your friends get here?” I asked, closing my eyes and resting my head on hers.

      She thought for  moment. “ About two hours. We are suppose to be throwing a party today. Just us, Princess Cadence, Shining armor, and the rest of the elements.”

      I sighed. “Do all of them no you’re a changeling?” She hesitated to answer.

      “With the exception of Twilight and Rainbow Dash, yes.”

      Damn it. “Thats what I was afraid of.”

      I yawned and soon found myself nodding off. But, before I drifted off into a peaceful slumber, I pecked Arachnia on  the forehead. And just like that, I was gone again.

Chapter 3: The Party

Chapter 3

          I yawned as I felt something repeatedly jab at my side. Annoyed, I turned and groaned while lazily batting away whatever it was. Not a good idea.

*SMACK*

           I held my cheek as I glared at my attacker, before noticing a few other mares in the room staring at me, along with one stallion unicorn.

           I sighed and got up, before confronting Arachnia. “You could have just shaken me or splashed cold water on me, you know that, right?” I told her.

          She smirked at me smugly. I just stood there glaring and rubbing my cheek. I sighed and shook my head before turning to greet the others.

          “Um, hey. Names, Vortex, Pleasure meeting ya’ll.” I started nervously. “And, I do believe it is your turn for introductions.”

          The white unicorn Stallion was the first to speak up. “Hey there, my name is Shining Armor. This,” he said as he put a foreleg around a taller pink alicorn. “is my wife, Cadence.” They both smiled happily and kissed.

           I coughed to remind them where they were, causing them to blush with embarrassment. Next were three other mares, who I immediately recognized. “And you must be Vinyl, Octavia, and of course Pinkie Pie.” The three of them smiled .

           I chuckled and began shaking their hooves eagerly, giving them a friendly smile.

           “I’m such a huge fan miss Vinyl, and your parties are legendary miss Pie.” I finally stopped at Octavia. “ And you, miss Octavia, are the world's greatest cellist. That awesome. Bet your parents must be proud.” she blushed and smiled, slightly bowing gracefully.

          Her blush only intensified as I kissed her hoof like a true gentle colt. She nearly fainted as I smiled up at her before putting her hoof down.

           The rest of the elements introduced themselves, each left with faces aglow as I used the same greeting tactics I had used on Octavia.

           Arachnia pecked me on the cheek before walking over to talk to Cadence, swaying her hips teasingly as she did. Didn’t help that she looked over her shoulder back at me with her seductive gaze and mischievous grin.

           I finally snapped out of my trance when I noticed Vinyl sitting beside me. I turned to her and smiled. “Hey there, Vinyl. What's up?” I said cooly.

           She turned to me and smiled. “Nothin much, just chillin.”

           “Cool” I said, leaning back into the seat.

           She looked forward, her smile disappearing, only to be replaced by a slightly nervous grin. “Look, I kinda need a favor and Arachnia told me you were the best for the job.” she simply said.

           I nodded. “Um, sure, depends on what the favor is.”

           She smiled as she turned to me. “Well, I’m going to be doing a special party for my niece and nephew next week, and my bodyguard just quit on me the other day, so I was wondering if you’d be my bodyguard for a while.” She gave me a pleading smile and nervously chuckled.

           I smiled “I’ll take the job, but only if you teach me how to DJ.” I said, sticking my hoof out. “Deal?”

She smiled then gave me a brohoof before going off to go DJ. “Deal.”

After just sitting there with nothing better to do other than listen to Vinyl’s snoring and the conversations of the others, I began to feel my boredom setting in. So, to occupy my time, I let my eyes wander around till they landed on Arachnia’s flank.

I made sure no one was watching before continuing to stare at the well rounded changeling flank, causing my mind to wander into forbidden territory I had been doing my best to avoid up until now. But, soon my eyes wandered from her flank and up the rest of her body, noticing every voluptuous curve on her elegant body. Her current form looked very similar to her true form.

    I froze as my eyes landed on her eyes. Those deep pools of emerald staring back into my own. She bore a toothy grin and kept her gaze fixated on me heavily. It felt as though she was staring at my soul. I was completely stunned by her beauty, and when she finally started walking my way, my heart skipped a beat before speeding up.

    She trotted up to me and grabbed my hooves and pulled me off the coach just as The music started, grinning devilishly the whole time. She began to dance eroticly around me her eyes always managing to fall back onto mine.

    Though I was still new to being in pony form, It felt natural when I started to dance. I had been a part of a dance crew back on Earth and the skills had apparently crossed over with me, more than likely the work of Discord. We ended up losing ourselves in the music, yet, kept our eyes locked.

    Everypony else watched us before soon joining in. Even Octavia was showing off her moves, which I doubt anybody but Pinkie and Vinyl knew she had.

  When the song ended, me and Arachnia were locked in each other's embrace, panting from dancing so hard, and when the next song came on, we went and sat down together smiling and laughing a little.

    “Where’d you learn to dance like that?” I asked. She smiled and gave me a peck on the cheek. “Hangin with Vinly for  an entire Year and a half.” she replied, giving me a second peck on my nose. I couldn’t hold back a blush as she stared at me with half lidded eyes. My heart felt like it was going to leap out of my chest.

    I nervously grinned as she got closer, closing the distance between us till she was rubbing up against me. I gulped and cleared my throating before speaking again. “That’s cool. But I don’t think you learned all those moves from Vinyl.” This elected a giggle and another fanged grin from her.

    She moved her muzzle to my ear and nipped the tip teasingly before slowly lowering her tongue out and licking my ear from the base to the tip, sucking the tip back into her mouth to nip on some more. I shuddered involuntarily and blushed furiously. I could feel the heat emanating off me.

    She finally stopped and grinned mischievously  at me for a moment before letting her eyes wander down my body. When her eyes finally came back up to mine she grinned wider. “To answer your question, it was Chrysalis who taught me most of my moves, but thats not all she taught me.” she said that last part with bedroom eyes and a fanged grin. “Wanna see what else she taught me? I promise you’ll love it.” her voice was seductive and she was rubbing small circles on my stomach. She was seducing me, that much is clear. She wasn’t even trying to hide it anymore.

     I hesitantly nodded, not sure if i wanted to do what I know she had in mind, not yet at least. She smiled happily, and let out a breath I guess she didn’t know she was holding before slowly, with one hoof, pushing down onto my back.  She saddled my waist and ran the tip of her hoof down my chest.

    I could feel my heart starting to pound in my chest as a beads of sweat ran down my body. I quickly began to look for a way to get out of this situation. Then, it hit me. If I could tire her out, she would be to beat to flirt, giving me a little more time to get use to things here before even considering any getting into a relationship. Plus, I wasn’t too sure how good of a kisser I was in this new body and i’d rather not find out by trial and error. As if on cue, the music really got into my kind of music.

    “Come on, let’s dance some more,” I said to her, smiling as I got up and grabbed her hoof and pulled her onto the dance floor. “This is a party right? So let’s party with the others on the dance floor.” She laughed cutely and just went with it. “Fine, but only cuz I love to dance and this song rocks.”

    We began to dance, letting the music take us as we moved to the beat. She was a very skilled dancer, always managing to make mix a touch of her elegance and beauty in her moves. I wasn’t too bad myself, though I wasn’t as good as she was, I was good enough.

    My plan was going perfectly, that is, until she decided to drag me back over to the couch. Unwillingly, I sat down beside her, doing my best to keep up my cool appearance. Arachnia gave a fanged smile as she got closer to me, as close as she could get herself. “Ok, so you’re a really good dancer. Wonder what else you’re good at.” she said in a more sultry tone as she brought her lips closer to mine, slowly closing her eyes. Giving in to the situation, I did the same, easing into the kiss.

    When our lips touched, the world and its troubles seemed to melt away and  It wasn’t  long  before I could feel her eager and excited tongue trying to venture out into unexplored territory. I opened parted my lips just enough to grant it access before letting my own tongue explore her mouth. Our tongues wrestled and played with each other as she began wrapping  her forelegs around my neck, pushing me deeper into the kiss.

    I smiled as we slowly broke the kiss, our faces flushed and stupid grins plastered on our features. Our eyes remained locked with one another for a while before anything was said. “Well, how was I? That was only my third kiss, but the only one I’ve ever enjoyed.” She asked, her confident smile replaced with a nervous grin, still blushing a little.

    My grin widened as my blush grew brighter. I answered her question with a simple peck on the cheek and a warm smile. Arachnia seemed to get the message as her own blush intensified. Without warning, Arachnia pounced on me, kissing me deeply and with the same flare and gusto as before.

    I’m still not too sure about this and i’m certainly not looking for a relationship, but i gotta admit, if this is what life here is gonna be like, then things might not be so bad.

Chapter 4: The morning after

Chapter 4

A/N: This is not the original chapter 4, but, I felt that this would be better. So, hope you like it, enjoy.

            Slowly, I began to wake from my long, peaceful, and very much needed sleep. Looking down, my vision was filled with the pleasant sight of a sleeping Arachnia lying on my chest with her forelegs wrapped around me tightly. With a smile I decided against trying to get up, opting to just lay there and enjoy her company. This was also a good opportunity to think.

            So far, things had escalated quickly. Not even a week yet, and I’ve already got girlfriend and a cool place to stay. It’s like some amazing dream coming true, with just one slight problem. I had left my family back on Earth, not even leaving so much as a letter to say where I was, how much I loved them, and that I’d be ok. This world is great and all, but I can’t stay here forever. I need to get back to my family. They’re all probably worried sick. In the meantime, there’s no harm in enjoying myself a little.

            After doing a bit more thinking, the mare comfortably resting on top of me began to stir, that is until she slowly opened her eyes and looked up at me, a small, drowsy smile spread across her face.

            “Morning Tex, sleep well? I know I did.” With a grin plastered on her face, she sat up and yawned and stretched before getting out of bed and heading to the bathroom. I couldn’t help but notice her hips swaying with the same seductive allure as it did last night, nor the sultry seductive look she gave me before closing the door.

            Leaping out of the bed, I began to quietly make my way to the kitchen, doing my best not to wake the others who had stayed the night as a part of a party ritual they had whenever Arachnia threw a party. Upon reaching the kitchen, the sounds of pots and pans banging together as somepony searched through them alerted me to the presence of one surprisingly energized DJ.

            “Hey Vinyl, need any help?” I asked as she happily hummed away, pulling out a skillet and heading over to the refrigerator.

“Oh, sup Vortex, yeah, acutely, I do. I didn’t want to bother anypony, but, some help would be nice.” With a smile she told me what she needed me to do.

            Vinyl’s mane was bit messy, and she wasn’t wearing her glasses, revealing her maroon eyes. She was truly a sight to see, plus, she wasn’t a bad looking mare by any sense of the meaning. Infact, she was actually really cute.

            “So, you going to stare at my flank all day, or are you going to help?” I blushed furiously, realizing just what I was doing and quickly looked away before getting started. With a little and surprisingly girl-like giggle, Vinyl got to work as well.

            After preparing a breakfast fit for an asgardian (one who didn’t eat meat), we set about waking everypony up to eat or delicious works of art. Say what you will, but Vinyl apparently had more than just one skill, the other being qualified to be a culinary master.

            We had made so much food, when looking at the dining room table you’d think it was a banquet for somepony who just got knighted that morning. Needless to say, everypony was more than eager to partake in the magnificent meal. Most leaving so full, another long, hard bear-like hibernation was necessary.

            In shock, both I and Vinyl stared down the still eating Arachnia. Whoever said this chick couldn’t eat much was dead wrong. There she sat, still scarfing down food as if she were a tornado sucking up everything that wasn’t bolted down and some things that were. When she was finally finished, she laid back with satisfied sigh and Pinkie Pie sized grin on her face, that is, until she noticed the two ponies staring at her, jaws trying their best to hit the floor.

“What, I can’t enjoy a good meal every once in awhile?” Both Vinyl and I burst out laughing, soon joined by Arachnia.

            Arachnia soon became uncomfortably quiet, something both of us picked up on. “Is something wrong Arachnia?” asked a now concerned Vinyl. She was answered with a blush and shake of her head.

            “I’m fine,” lied Arachnia, “just got something on my mind.” Noticing the quick glance given to me by the seemingly distraught Changeling, I decided to push on the subject.

            “Whatever is on your mind, you know you can talk to us about anything.” That seemed to calm her down as she took a deep breath and slowly exhaled. “W-well, see there’s this new restaurant in town and I was wondering if maybe, you know, you’d want to go with me to check it out?” Her voice was a little shaky and she clearly sounded unsure of herself.

            I simply smiled as she continued her sudden bashful behavior. “Arachnia, I thought we were already together. You shouldn’t be so shy about asking me out.” This caused her to blush furiously and avert her gaze.

            Vinyl calmly trotted up to the side of her increasingly shy acting friend. “Come on, I know asking him out isn’t what was bumming you out. Please, tell me, I’m here for you, you know that.”  With a sigh, Arachnia nodded to her friend.

            “Look, I was just thinking, what if you didn’t really like me? What if you were just like every other stallion, trying to get in bed with me for a night before skipping town?” Noticing the look on her friends face, Arachnia quickly clarified a few things. “No, no one has ever done that to me.”

           She was about to say something else but was cut off by a deep kiss, one that left her gasping for air. “Trust me, I may not have been looking for a relationship, but I’m glad I found one with you. So stop worrying, you’ve got me now and I won’t be so easy to get rid of.” Adding a reassuring smile to mix seemed to do the trick, wiping away her fears.

            Arachnia pulled me into a tight hug, one that threatened to make my skeleton pop out. With grin that almost matched Pinkie Pie exactly, I wrapped her up in a hug of my own. “So, what time is that date again?”

           “Oh, yeah, sorry about that, how about 8?” She stared up at me with a small grin. Seeing that she wasn’t sad anymore warmed my heart a little.

            “Yeah, sounds good.” Her smile brightened and she hugged me even tighter before finally letting go. Before she could walk away, I grabbed her and pulled her into a deep kiss, stealing her breath away and leaving her panting slightly.

            I smiled as she pulled me back in for another one. ‘Yep, she’s fine now.’ Leaning into the kiss, our tongues met and battled for supremacy over both mouths. A simple cough was all it took to end the moment as we quickly turned to see a very red Vinyl Scratch. Blushing furiously, we both separated, smiles still plastered on our faces as we laughed a little and shared a few looks between each other.

    With a very sultry tone and seductive movements, Arachnia slowly turned to leave the kitchen. “Well, you two should be able to handle the clean up on your own right? I’m going to go wake up Rarity for a little favor. Catch you two later.”

    “So, wanna to go make a song or something’?” Vinyl nonchalantly asked. “Sounds good to me.” we both left heading into Arachnia’s music room to spend a couple hours working on music.