Double the Villainy, Double the Fun
Even though it’s been a few years since his reformation (or at least, his true reformation), Discord still had a few secrets that he chose to keep from the knowledge of his friends or the Royal Sisters. Most of them were fairly small things, like using his chaotic magic to create innocent pranks or to invoke justice on certain beings who deserved it. But when he wasn’t using his powers to educate spellmancers at Canterlot University, or help assist the Elements of Harmony with certain missions, the draconequus spent a fair amount of time catching up with old friends he lost touch with eons ago. And among those friends, one of Discord’s closest was one who was currently spending his time in isolation in the Frozen North.
Sombra, who lost nearly all of his dark magic from that magic blast that banished him from the Crystal Empire, was able to use his residual magic to keep himself sustained and comfortable in a well-decorated cave he made for himself. His evil desires to reclaim his old Kingdom may have been long gone due to self-awareness, but his smirk was still as wicked as ever while catching up with his draconequus buddy. Discord, who was seated in a surprisingly comfortable couch that Sombra made from the carcass of a long-dead manticore, took a sip of tea while recounting his most recent tale with his friend. “... So by the time I got him fully, ummm… satisfied, I used my mind-wiping magic to ensure that nopony in the restaurant knew what they just did to my little Existykins. I’m sure a few stallions noticed how funny he was walking when we left, but if they knew that they were the cause of it then, whew!”
Sombra cackled while seated in his own lust chair made of crystal, and needed to cover his face with a hoof to control his laughter. After wiping his eyes, the dark unicorn caught his breath while smiling at the draconequus. “Oh, wow!” he said with an impressed smirk. “Discord, I knew you were a perv, but I would’ve have expected you to go that far!”
Discord merely shrugged with a cheeky grin. “Hey, it was only a suggestion. I wouldn’t have done it if Exist didn’t agree to it.”
“Yeah, sure,” said Sombra with an unconvinced smirk. After taking a sip of his own cup of tea. He put it down and asked Discord, “But I have to ask, how in Equestria did you end up with a special somepony?! No offense, but you’re not exactly the… relationship type.”
The draconequus sighed pertly, although he could understand his friend’s confusion in regards to his partner Exist. It may have not been a secret from most of his friends, but it was still an awkward discussion to address to those who were unaware. “Well, it’s an open relationship,” noted Discord with a shrug, “but I can’t say I regret being with him. He’s absolutely ga-ga for me and worships the ground I’m on, and I have to admit it’s fun to have someone who accepts me for being… well, me.”
“Yeah, I guess,” replied Sombra apprehensively before grinning at him. “He seems like a fair catch. I mean, not many ponies would stick with someone who accidentally turned them into a hippogriff!”
“Believe me, I’m just as surprised as you!” said Discord with a bewildered huff of his own. “But between you and me, I think he’s a little... thankful for that accident. At least in regards to the bedroom.”
Sombra sighed with a roll of his eyes. “Oh yeah, sure.”
“No, I’m serious!” Discord’s brows were raised as he said with a more sultry voice. “I mean… his new paws are quite sensitive if you catch my drift~ It’s not as responsive to his preferred tools as other regions of his body, but… I doubt he’d want to go back to his hooves any time soon.”
Sombra couldn’t help scoffing before he said, “And that’s another thing! Of all the ponies, or… pony-ish species you could’ve hooked up with, why did you pick someone who’s so into…”
The unicorn paused for a second to look away from Discord uneasily. “Ummm… tickling?”
“What can I say?” asked the draconequus with an honest tone. “His laughter is adorable! And it’s hard not to love someone so open to letting me use my magic to its fullest potential for something as simple as a tickle~”
From the way he saw Sombra’s eyes narrow on him slightly while chuckling to himself, Discord could’ve sworn that there was a little something more than amusement in his reaction. He didn’t want to make any hasty assumptions in regards to his friend, but the draconequus wouldn’t have been surprised if there was a hint of jealousy on his friend’s face. As soon as a particularly randy idea began to creep into his mind, Discord had to conceal his mischievous smirk as he said, “Honestly, I’m a little surprised you haven’t tried that sort of thing. You did have all those harems during your rule after all.”
“Yeah, yeah,” answered Sombra with a shrug, “But that was just straight-up sex. None of those ponies were like, ‘Hey, tickle me silly!’ while chained to my bed.”
Discord giggled softly with his muzzle closed shut, and narrowed his eyes on Sombra suspiciously. “Hmmm… correct me if I’m wrong, but I can’t say I recalled mentioning Existykins saying anything like that, Sombra~”
That was when the draconequus saw a small twitch from Sombra’s muzzle. Probably a meaningless one no doubt, but still notable. Nevertheless, Discord still tilted his head and asked pertly, “If you don’t mind me prying, old friend, have my tales aroused a bit of… curiosity on your end?~”
Sombra quickly huffed and looked away, clearly hoping his quick reaction would silence his friend’s assumption. But instead, the unicorn ended up looking more suspicious from the way a blush began to creep across his cheeks. “N-No, it’s just… something I didn’t expect to hear from you, that’s all.”
Discord knew that his idea was risky, especially when involving another former villain who everyone assumed was dead for years. But with the possibilities growing in his wicked little mind, the Lord of Chaos had a feeling that this could be quite a beneficial experiment to try out. Not just for himself and Exist, but for Sombra as well. As his fanged smirk widened while pointing at his buddy, Discord chuckled evilly and pointed out, “You know… I’m not lying when I said my relationship with Exist was open…”
Sombra glanced back at Discord with a confused look, even as his brow raised curiously. “Ummm… okay?”
“So…” Discord leaned forward in his seat, staring at Sombra with a mischievous smile while licking his exposed fang. “If you don’t mind, Sombra, I’d like to make a little suggestion regarding you…”
“Ughhhh…” After an exhausting day at the mental hospital, Exist was absolutely drained while muttering to himself, “I am never volunteering to do a double-shift again...”
As soon as the door to his quaint little house opened, the pale yellow hippogriff groaned tiredly as he walked in and slammed the door shut behind him. His saddlebag was tossed haphazardly to the couch, not that he paid much heed to it while groggily stumbling up the stairs towards his bedroom. Of course, as soon as he noticed a distinct jacket and hat hung on his coat rack in the upstairs hallway, Exist stopped for a second and smiled tiredly. He wanted to just pass out in bed, but knowing his boyfriend was here was enough to make him forget about it temporarily.
“Dissy?” he asked happily as he trotted back to his bedroom, half-expecting the draconequus to be sprawled out on his bed with a bouquet in his claw and a feather-duster in his paw. Exist knew that his fantasies were a bit silly, but it was hard not to love someone who understood him so well. Maybe it was because of his experience working with misunderstood “crazies” at the Asylum, but the hippogriff couldn’t resist Discord if he tried. It was almost like a strong, nerve-tingling addiction, but it made him antsy as he opened his bedroom door with excitement. “Honey! I’m…”
Unfortunately, the bed was completely empty, just as he left it last night. Exist’s ears dropped as he sighed in disappointment. “... home.”
Even though he was upset to not be greeted with the Chaotic being he fell in love with, the hippogriff shrugged before falling into his bed. Not even wanting to brush his teeth, Exist groaned with a satisfied smile while sprawling out his limbs across the mattress. Upon that well-needed moment of serenity, he shuddered with a pleased sigh before slowly closing his eyes.
Unfortunately, that moment his eyes closed proved to be the perfect opportunity for his assailant to strike.
Before the hippogriff could settle into sleep, he quickly felt his bottom hooves and front paws get wrapped tightly in some sort of restraint. His eyes were only shut for a second before trying to jolt up with a gasp, but Exist soon realized he was tied to the bed when he looked down at himself. Somehow in the brief moment he was at his most exposed position, the hippogriff’s sheets were pulled from underneath him and used to bind his limbs to each bedpost. While he stood frozen in shock of what just transpired, his ears raised when he heard a low, maniacal cackling from the bathroom.
When the door opened, Exist’s eyes widened at the sight of King Sombra himself, whose grin was wide enough to expose his razor-sharp fangs. His old armor and regalia were donned over his body, which made the unicorn shudder in pleasure of wearing them after so long. But fortunately, he was able to hide that while chuckling at the tied hippogriff in front of him. “Hello, Exist,” he hissed wickedly while licking his lips with his reptilian tongue. “Are you feeling… comfortable?~”
The hippogriff blinked a couple times with a mix of confusion and uneasiness on his face. Even though he wanted to ask how in Equestria Sombra was still alive, or why he was in his bedroom of all places, Exist’s eyes slowly narrowed on him in silence. Given how long he’s been in a relationship with the Lord of Chaos, he knew that this wouldn’t be the first time his boyfriend tried something as crazy as shape-shifting. And as soon as he remembered who else he admitted was attractive the other night, the hippogriff had to contain his urge to smirk while staring at “Sombra” in front of him; realizing his lover’s little game, Exist decided to play along and give a faux-worried look up to his tormentor. “Oh my… You’re… You’re Sombra, aren’t you?~”
A low and venomous chuckle escaped Sombra’s muzzle while walking towards the foot of the bed. “Indeed I am,” he said dominantly before planting his front hooves on the mattress between Exist’s legs. As his fangs glistened in the light coming in through the window, his red eyes were pinned down at the bound hippogriff frozen at the sight of him. His horn lit a ghastly green aura as he added in a more sensual tone, “And I heard from a friend of mine that you’re a very… naughty boy~”
An excited shudder crept across Exist’s back, despite being dead-tired less than a couple minutes ago. But now, he could only look up at Sombra while biting his lips to conceal his grin. Instead of saying anything verbally and ruining the facade, the hippogriff just nodded faintly with a blush. But as soon as he saw Sombra’s grin widen from that response, there was nothing Exist could do to keep his member from growing from its sheathe.
Instead of pointing out his prey’s twitching appendage, Sombra leaned in closer while his magic brought out a familiar item from the bathroom. “Do you know what I do to naughty boys, Mister Exist?~”
The hippogriff gulped as his blush deepened, and the corners of his muzzle finally cracked to form a nervous-looking smile. “Do… do you… t-tickle them?~”
Even though he was a little disappointed that Exist was more excited than scared, Sombra figured that being Discord’s coltfriend would probably do that. So instead of furrowing his brow, the unicorn brought out several thick, vibrantly purple feathers he carried in his cloak. He saw how wide Exist’s eyes got at the sight of those tantalizing tools of pleasure, and could practically hear the hippogriff’s heart skip a beat at seeing his deepest weakness. Even in his bindings, Exist’s hind legs twitched strongly when he saw those feathers floating so close to his completely prone body.
“I don’t know,” purred Sombra tantalizingly while narrowing his eyes on him. “Do you think I should?~”
Seeing how blushy Exist looked while squirming and growing hard, Sombra could totally see why Discord enjoyed playing with him so much. If this is how the hippogriff reacted to a few feathers, he could only guess how hard he’d get to the sight of a feather duster. He brought one of the feathers down closer between Exist’s legs, dangling it dangerously close to his now fully-erect cock. With his eyes as wide as dinner plates, his breathing came out rapidly at seeing that feather so close to his shaft and balls...
He could only imagine how soft and intense that feather tip might feel, which prompted him to pause for only a second before saying with a smile, “Y-Yes~”
Sombra kept the feather floating just barely out of reach. “Yes, what?~”
“Yes, tickle me!” blurted Exist without hesitation. He may have worked an exhausting sixteen hour shift, but he’d be damned if he was going to let this teasing go on much longer. He looked up at Sombra with a heavy blush and added, “P-Please!”
Loving how needy Discord’s lover was getting to such a simple request, Sombra shrugged his shoulders in acceptance. “Well, since you were polite…”
Without warning, Exist’s eyes bulged out when he felt that first sharp tingle of the soft feather drag slowly along the underside of his shaft. His paws strained against the sheets tied around his wrists as he instantly began to giggle at the sudden tantalizing sensation. The tip of that first feather quickly danced across the hippogriff’s most sensitive flesh, causing Exist’s hips to writhe and thrash involuntarily on the bed. His eyes clenched shut while his giggles became more intense, but he tried to keep himself from laughing too hard. Of course, it was hard to keep his composure when feeling that feather slowly wriggling downward, getting closer to brushing against his balls teasingly…
By the time that light and tingly tip crept along the loose skin of his sac, Exist’s whole body tensed up as he bursted into a strong bout of laughter. Tears started to stem at the corners of his eyes, but Sombra’s treatment on the hippogriff didn’t let up by any means; in fact, it seemed like Exist’s increased laughter only riled up the unicorn even more, prompting the villain to drag that feather even lower and start dangling the stiff ridges across his taint.
Before the hippogriff could gasp and laugh even harder, he didn’t even realize when Sombra’s magic brought the other feathers to join in on the fun. While the first feather continued to tease Exist’s taint and balls without mercy, another floated up to dance its tip across one of his exposed armpits. His body writhed even more as he spasmed in the bed in deep arousal and laughter, but that didn’t stop Sombra’s third feather from going down and tickling the very tip of the hippogriff’s throbbing and leaking cock.
Exist felt like he was going to erupt at any second, and his hips thrusted upward with each strained cry that came out through his uncontrollable laughter. As tears rolled down his face, Exist was just barely able to hear Sombra’s voice while his body was overwhelmed with tickles. Sombra, whose grin was as obvious as his own erect member, could barely contain himself while seeing how aroused and deliciously cute Discord’s lover looked in this kind of position. “You’ve been a naughty boy, haven’t you?~” he asked with an enticed purr in his voice.
“Y-Y-Y-Y-YESSSSS!!!” cried out Exist between hearty bouts of giggles while his body thrashed against his bindings on the bed. While two of the feathers kept teasing around the hippogriff’s cock and balls, the third was dancing across his belly to make his torso twitch and writhe against the sheets. Nevertheless, Exist looked absolutely elated while laughing like a madman. “Y-Yes, I’ve been a naughty boy! I’ve been a naughty, naughty boy, Dissy!!! HeheheheheheHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!~”
Sombra cackled maniacally and increased his tickling a bit more. “Mmmmm, it seems like you hav--Wait, what?”
Sombra stopped his tickling for a second, leaving the hippogriff a panting mess as he temporarily came down from his giggling high. Meanwhile, the dark unicorn blinked a couple times with a tilt of his head. “You… you called me Dissy.”
“S… Sorry, honey,” moaned Exist with a tired smile as he groaned in pleasure. His hips thrusted up slowly as his cock was left untouched and leaking a copious amount of pre on himself and the bed. “I… I didn’t mean to b-break character…”
Realizing what Exist was assuming was going on, Sombra was left in a stunned state while standing in his royal attire. Before the hippogriff could ask to be tickled some more, the bedroom door opened as Discord bursted in. “A-HA!” he shouted with a cocky grin while pointing at Sombra. “I TOLD you he’d think it was me!”
Exist had to do a double-take when he noticed the real Discord in the room, the cogs in his mind slowly turning. “Uhhhh… wait a minute…”
Noticing his coltfriend bound on the bed with a mix of arousal and confusion on his face, Discord shuddered a little at the enticing sight before explaining, “Oh, sorry about the confusion, Existykins. You see, I wanted my friend Sombra to try you out for some tickling and see how he felt about it. Which I might say, judging by his hard-on, he enjoyed exceptionally well…”
Sombra looked away with a pout and a heavy blush as he tried to cross his hind legs.
“But since you’re now aware that he’s not me, I figure I might as well join in and help him out a bit~” Narrowing his eyes on his prized hippogriff, Discord grinned exceptionally wide as he asked his mate, “So, my love… would you want two former villains to have some fun with you? I have a feeling you’ll appreciate it~”
Seeing the two beings in front of him while sprawled out on the bed, Exist’s blush depened immensely as his eyes widened. After taking a breath, his eyes remained glued on his loving draconequus before growing a large smile and nodding giddily. “W-Well… I don’t see why not~”
“Excellent!” Looking quite excited that his plan was working so well, Discord looked over at Sombra and suggested, “Sombie, can you be a dear and lift Exist off the ground for this? I have a feeling he doesn’t want any part of his body to be untouched…”
Exist’s heart thundered in his chest in anticipation, grinning wide as he pondered what his boyfriend was thinking about. With the aid of Sombra’s magic, and a quick re-tying of the bedsheets, the hippogriff was now levitated a couple feet above the mattress while tied to the tops of the bedposts. As his cock dangled and throbbed in dire need of some tingling stimulation, Exist gasped when he saw what Discord pulled out of his ear like some sort of party trick:
A long, poofy, bright pink boa that was absolutely covered in hundreds of big, fluffy feathers.
Exist gulped heavily as a large smile stayed planted on his shaky muzzle. Meanwhile, Discord brought the boa to life to slither and twirl in midair like a snake in zero-gravity. “Now before we begin,” growled Discord while he and Sombra stood with mischevious grins on their faces, “Do you have any requests on where we should play with you?~”
Exist’s body shuddered strongly in his bindings, and his tail wagged like an excited puppy as he laid completely exposed and ready. After taking a breath, he exhaled shakily before opening his mouth. “U-Uhhhhh… I don’t have any major requests, but…”
His blush deepened a little before finishing timidly, “... b-but my butt hasn’t been tickled yet…”
Discord’s face lit up like a Hearth’s Warming tree. “OOH! Excellent choice!” He then shot Sombra a devilish grin and said, “I call dibs~” While Sombra rolled his eyes and picked up two especially poofy feather dusters, both made of the feathers he used earlier, the draconequus kept his smirk wide and pointed at Exist as the boa slithered underneath the waiting hippogriff.
“AAAHHH!!! Eeee… HEHEHEHEHE!!!!” Exist first gasped in surprise when he felt that enchanted boa creep along his back slowly, just barely grazing against his spine to make every hair on his fur stand on end. But as soon at that boa wrapped around the dock of his tail, and slid around it in a quick motion so every feather got to kiss at the hippogriff’s exposed rump, it wasn’t long before Discord’s bound lover was in hysterics once again. As his eyes clenched shut and his body tensed up from the overwhelmingly tingly brushes of that boa against his butt, Exist almost forgot about Sombra before feeling his hooves getting some treatment as well.
While Discord’s magical boa started to wrap tightly around Exist’s waist, slithering around his rear and cock continuously to leave him a laughing mess, Sombra decided to contribute with a more traditional approach to tickling. With his magic glowing and his grin mischievously wide, the unicorn didn’t hold back as both dusters bore down on the hippogriff’s bound hooves to tickle them like crazy. Exist was already giggling madly from his boyfriend’s boa, but the intense tingling against his sensitive hooves made the hippogriff cry out in intense laughter. Tears were freely flowing from his closed eyes as his cock throbbed immensely, especially when Discord’s boa wrapped around the shaft and brushed against his balls.
It felt like he was being electrocuted with billions of volts of static electricity, but in the absolutely best way. With the treatment being given to his cock, his hooves AND his butt, it wasn’t long before Exist’s laughter turned into panting wheezes with his hips thrusting up continuously. His member pulsated as the boa kept wrapping around his midsection, tingling every nerve it touched and leaving him a giggling mess. His legs kept writhing in the binding, but it was to no use as he heard Sombra cackling while tickling his poor little hooves. Just as he felt like he was about to blow, the hippogriff felt something much larger and warmer wrap around his chest tightly. Discord, who had a wickedly warm smile on his muzzle, wrapped himself around Exist like he was a boa himself before laying on top of him face-to-face. His boyfriend could barely keep his teary eyes open as he giggled nonstop, but that didn’t stop Discord from staring at him lovingly and planting his lips against the hippogriff’s. Just as Exist took a breath to moan in pleasure from his lover’s touch, Discord used that opportunity to give him one last bout of tickling in an unexpected place.
Just as Sombra’s dusters dangled up the insides of the hippogriff’s legs, Discord used his paw and claw to give a quick, tickling squeeze to Exist’s sides and make him crack up with his muzzle tightly against the draconequus’. That added sensation was just enough to set Exist over the edge, and his giggle quickly turned to a strained moan as he made out with Discord and finally came. Thick spurts of the hippogriff’s cum shot out wildly as he laid suspended in midair, raining down on the bed and on Sombra’s surprised face. But even as he came powerfully while bound and within the draconequus’ loving embrace, Exist never pulled his lips away from Discord’s as they kissed deeply. By the time the last of Exist’s pent-up load dribbled out its last few drops, the hippogriff breathed in deeply after Discord and Sombra stopped their tickling on him.
After finally finishing their kiss, Exist stared up at his mate with a dreamy gaze and a tried smile of pure desire on his face. “Oh, Discord… I love you so much…~”
Discord warmly smiled back and bent in once more. “I love you too, Existkins~”
After giving the exhausted hippogriff one last, deep kiss on the lips, he pulled himself off of him while Discord slowly lowered him down. By the time the bindings were removed and Exist was placed back in the bed, Discord breathed out in satisfaction while staring back at his friend. “So,” he asked with a curiously wide smirk, “I take it you weren’t disappointed?~”
Sombra wiped a large glob of Exist’s cum out of his mane with a groan. “Well… I wasn’t a fan of how it ended, but…” Noting that he was still rock-hard from being able to pleasure a pony like that, the unicorn shot an honest smile back at Discord and admitted, “I can certainly see why you’re so into him.”
“Awww, thank you!” replied Discord with a bashful smile and a roll of his eyes. “Honestly, I was a little worried how you’d react to me saying the ‘L’ word to him.”
“Hey, I might be a villain and former dictator, but I’m not a monster!” After that insistent response, Sombra shrugged and added in a more subdued voice, “Plus… It’s not like I don’t understand feeling that way for someone special.”
"Oh?~" Disord leaned his head in towards Sombra’s and asked with a raised brow. “Who?”
“Well, he’s married, but that’s not the point!” After that sharp end to the discussion, Sombra said back to his friend, “I’m just saying that I can understand why you would, you know… be in love with someone like Exist. He’s quite a unique catch.”
“You bet your crystals he is~” jeered the draconequus while motioning to him on the bed. “And if you ever wanna have some more fun with us, don’t hesitate to ask~”
“Well, I’ll keep that in mind,” replied Sombra with a small nod. He then glanced back at Exist and added, “As long as he’s--”
Sombra was going to ask Exist himself if he was okay with him joining in more regularly, but was interrupted with a loud snore from the near-comatose hippogriff sprawled out on the bed. After that intense orgasm, combined with his already hectic night at work, it was clear that Exist was completely pooped. Upon seeing how quickly he passed out after that tickle session, Discord and Sombra both cracked up at the sight and began to leave the room. “Don’t worry,” assured Discord while leading his friend out, “I’m sure he’d be more than happy to let you tickle him some more. But until then, let’s just have some fun ourselves.”
“Oh? What were you thinking, buddy?~”
“Well… how about take-out and a porno?”
“Perfect!”
