Alex Jonshon and the Equestrians

by CPA870

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 124

eWaking up, with amnesia, chained to a wall, surrounded by magical talking ponies that claim not ten minutes ago you were a godless killing machine, would be what most would call, An LSD trip. However I would call it, this mourning.....Great........

(Read this description REALLY fast and it's funny…)

Waking up with a headache, That's bad.
Waking up with a headache, AND not knowing who you are is even worse.
Now, waking up, with a headache, not know who you are, chained to a wall in a dark dungeon surrounded by what appears to be talking magical ponies who claim that not ten minutes ago you were some godless killing beast machine covered in some miasmic substance that they called "Nightmare" tearing through some gigantic crystal castle while taking on half an army that was only defeated by something called "The Helements of Armory?" That you can only describe as an universal cheat code. And apparently (barely) surviving a legendary beat down by basically gods………….Do they even have words for that?

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To anyone reading this, I want you to take a quick Gander at the statistics… See how this has 70 likes and 36 dislikes? Well that was back when this story had nearly a thousand views, AND I didn't care what I wrote. So, don't judge from how it looks now, because I'm actually trying…
And the main character WILL NOT, Be overpowered. I just don't have the descriptive skills to make a better, more interesting description.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-05 18:57:54 UTC

Sorry!

Yeah... So all of the chapters are gone, I know.  Its not a glitch, and I'm not cancelling the story, I'm re writing it.

So as you all probably know I hate this story, why? Well that's because I messed up when writing it, I characterized EVERYONE, even my own character poorly(Yep, ya'know how alex acted?  Well that's only half of his character), and ended up only putting half of what was supposed to be in each chapter, into the chapter. And I just generally messed up everything.

So I'm Rewriting everything...minus one thing, No longer joint story with Furstreak, as it wasn't in the first place....I just don't feel right STILL using them...

So, yeah... I'll repost when I finish. Bye I guess?