Alex Jonshon and the Equestrians
by CPA870
First published
(Read this description REALLY fast and it's funny…)
Waking up with a headache, That's bad.
Waking up with a headache, AND not knowing who you are is even worse.
Now, waking up, with a headache, not know who you are, chained to a wall in a dark dungeon surrounded by what appears to be talking magical ponies who claim that not ten minutes ago you were some godless killing beast machine covered in some miasmic substance that they called "Nightmare" tearing through some gigantic crystal castle while taking on half an army that was only defeated by something called "The Helements of Armory?" That you can only describe as an universal cheat code. And apparently (barely) surviving a legendary beat down by basically gods………….Do they even have words for that?
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To anyone reading this, I want you to take a quick Gander at the statistics… See how this has 70 likes and 36 dislikes? Well that was back when this story had nearly a thousand views, AND I didn't care what I wrote. So, don't judge from how it looks now, because I'm actually trying…
And the main character WILL NOT, Be overpowered. I just don't have the descriptive skills to make a better, more interesting description.
Waking up with a headache, That's bad.
Waking up with a headache, AND not knowing who you are is even worse.
Now, waking up, with a headache, not know who you are, chained to a wall in a dark dungeon surrounded by what appears to be talking magical ponies who claim that not ten minutes ago you were some godless killing beast machine covered in some miasmic substance that they called "Nightmare" tearing through some gigantic crystal castle while taking on half an army that was only defeated by something called "The Helements of Armory?" That you can only describe as an universal cheat code. And apparently (barely) surviving a legendary beat down by basically gods………….Do they even have words for that?
_______
To anyone reading this, I want you to take a quick Gander at the statistics… See how this has 70 likes and 36 dislikes? Well that was back when this story had nearly a thousand views, AND I didn't care what I wrote. So, don't judge from how it looks now, because I'm actually trying…
And the main character WILL NOT, Be overpowered. I just don't have the descriptive skills to make a better, more interesting description.