NOTE: I consider this a failed story/experiment/whatever, but it shall remain untouched for posterity. Complete revision to an actual romance story from its original subject source is considered, and may come in the future.

Linen Spool is a regular unicorn. He makes no effort to distinguish himself, and, in fact, would rather prefer to stay entirely unnoticed. His free time is spent at home working on his own creations, making quilts and other wondrous fabrics through his own means, and weaving his own cloth. In fact, every single piece of cloth within his own home was created by his own hooves and his magic. His own world is quiet and peaceful, and very much devoid of other ponies... except his utopian lifestyle was shattered by his own arrival in Ponyville just several months prior...

What happened then, you may ask? You won't ever hear it from Linen directly...

Rated Mature for Sexual Themes and Language