The Deadly Three (E Rated)

by Mister Phoenix

Act One

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The dark sky, the half moon shined down on a large hill, where there's sat a mansion. Where the sun rises and sets. One of the largest mansions in the whole of Equestria, just started to shake like there was an earthquake just happening there, with a highly advance ship, the large front door smashed flying through the halls.

The alarms rang through the halls, a female griffon with black and purple feathers and a red teenage dragon flew to the front hall, landing to guard the mansion from the three fillies. A small white unicorn filly, wearing a lab coat and flight goggles, turn to her right anger fill her eye to Autumn. The pegasus filly in question turn her head away and started acting like nothing has happen.

“The plan was to make sure that they didn't know we were here!” Summer yelled, Autumn stepped back from the enraged unicorn.

“No time for that. Summer can disarm the alarm so the other eight henchmen won't get here.” Winter order, Summer gave a saluting leaving the room.

The red teenage dragon, placed his claws on his hips and began laughing, while the griffin on his side gave him a concerned look.

“Garble are you alright?” Dawntail question

"You don't get happy. This is somewhat uneasy, I mean I thought that everytime you smiled a puppy dies." Dawntail spoke.

“Please, there no way that dumb unicorn can-" Garble said, his sentence was cut off when the alarm stopped ringing.

“Autumn take Dawntail, I got Garble.” Autumn nodded, the griffin flew out of the way from the fire shot towards her.

Garble grab Winter's hoof when the earth pony tried to punch him. The dragon threw her to wall, then laughed at her pain, Winter slide against the ground. Shaking the dust and part of the wall off her back, before she charged back at Garble.

Autumn smashed Dawntail against the wall by ripping off a piece of the ground, it moving by itself, Dawntail wing getting badly damage, Autumn walked up to the griffin.

“Did I hit you too hard? Are you down?” Autumn question, Dawntail nodded her head as ‘yes.’

Winter running away from the fire chasing her. Garble held her by the neck, pinning the earth pony against the wall, Winter gave a grin pulling her hoof to smash against Garble jaw. The dragon let out a scream of pain, at his broken jaw causing him to let go of Winter.
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When Summer shut down the alarms wearing headphones that playing music, a sound of clapping came from behind. The unicorn turn to see a Changeling standing just clapping at her work.

"Well, well, well if it isn't Timmy" Summer spoke, causing the Changeling to stop his clapping to let out a scream.

"My name is Thomas!" He yelled, green flame surrounded him, transforming him into a bear.

Summer didn't look impressed, she let out a small yawn of boredom. "Don't you have anything better?" She asked

The bear changeling stop roaring, and then just keep shape shifting. Each time another dangerous animal, a male lion (which Summer stated that the females are the hunters.) a golden poison dart frog (Summer let out a yawn, "Oh a frog, I'm so scared.") Animal after animal, Summer just kept putting Thomas down, just to turn into Summer to attack her. (“Real original”) Summer moved out of the way, causing the fake Summer to trip.

“You should just give up, Thumper. You can't be my mind, it's a unstoppable force. Plus I'm getting bored of this, I'm not even fighting you I'm just pointing out the fact that you're boring Thinker.” Summer said, talking down to him.

“I’m Thomas!” He spoke in Summer's voice. Attacking the smug unicorn again.

Back with Winter and Autumn. The pegasus smiled, just when Garble body hit the wall. Autumn ran up to Winter. The two enter the room that Summer is in, seeing two Summers fighting each other.

“Oh no. My worst fear has come true, there two of them.” Winter stated

“Worst fear? More like living dream!” Autumn said.

“Hurry up, she the fake. The Changeling!” Both Summers cried out point to the other.

“Great this.” Autumn said, before she caught the two in a hold by the ground wrapping around them.

“Summer on the left is Summer One, the right Summer is Summer Two. One question, what do think of us?” Winter asked

“I know I don't say enough. You girls mean the world to me, I don't think my life would be the same without you two. I’m the real Summer.” Summer One said, giving a evil grin to the other unicorn.

Autumn and Winter shared a expression with other, while Summer Two let out a few coughs.

“Autumn if you don’t get me down from here right now. I’m going to break out myself and beat you until you became smart! Which would take forever seeing you have little to no brain cells.” Summer Two yelled, Winter let out a soft sigh.

“That's our Summer… Unfortunately” Winter said, Autumn let the right Summer go, causing the fake one to turn back into him Changeling self.

“Sorry Tommy.” Summer said, walking away further into the mansion.

“IT’S THOMAS!” He yelled out, screaming on the top of his lungs.

The Deadly Three walked through the large empty mansion, Autumn soon crying off on the left. The group followed the sound of crying to find two fouls lock in a cell. Summer saw that their red baby rattle rolled out.

Winter rip out the cell door throwing it to the side, Summer walked up to the baby filly and baby colt giving them back their rattle. The two fouls jumped on her, Summer let out a frustrated moan.

“Looks like you got a fanbase Summer.” Winter said, Summer frown and annoyed look spoke a million words.

“So what are your names kiddos?” Summer asked, while the group walk to the exit.

“Goo.” The baby unicorn filly answered

“We don't speak baby.” Autumn whispered

“Their said they names are Pound Cake for the pegasus and Pumpkin Cake for the unicorn.” Summer replied, Winter and Autumn gave her a look.

“Really. You speak baby?” Winter question

“The Intelligence Bugs in my head. Whenever I don't know something they work on my brain until I do know what I didn't.” Summer stated

While The Deadly Three made their way towards the exit, Garble woke up. He looked at them, getting out a radio.

“The I think their dumb team name is ‘ The Dangerous Three’ made off with the twins. Anybody respond?” Garble question

“This is Chase. Amber, Knuckles and I are free. We will get the twins back from Summer, Winter and Autumn.” Chase replied


Summer relax in the pilot seat, setting the ship to Auto-pilot. Winter walked into the room, her mane wet while she put on her jacket. The earth pony filly looked to see Autumn playing a game of chess with Pumpkin Cake.

“That's great Autumn. You finally found someone just as smart as you are.” Winter stated, causing Autumn to face her.

“Please, I might be…” The pegasus started

“Goo.” Pumpkin replied

“She says ‘checkmate’ screwdriver.” Summer said, Pound Cake sat next to her.

“Goo.” He said, handing her a pocket wrench with his mouth.

“This is pocket wrench, I need a screwdriver!” Summer told him, throwing the wrench away.

“What are you making over there?” Autumn asked, causing Summer to spin around on the spinning chair.

“Well a new type of revolver, I’m making two that can hold a spectacle bullet I made. That when it hits someone they...” Summer paused, looking to see Pound Cake next to her.

“Have a nice tea party, with nobody getting harmed at all. In fact they all get cake after it.” Summer said, the twin fouls let out a yawn.

The three took the tired babies to a spare room, Winter gave Summer a glare with the room only having a Queen size bed. The unicorn rolled her only eye, pressing a button causing a baby crib to form in the room.

Autumn and Winter placed down the twin fouls down, the baby unicorn and pegasus started crying causing Summer let out a frustrated yelled.

“What do they want?” Summer question

“Bedtime story” Winter answered

“You know my library. None of those books are good for babies.” Summer replied, while the babies cried louder.

“Yeah, but they do put ponies asleep fast.” Autumn said, Summer just gave her a glare.

“Then sing them a lullabye. The rest of us can’t sing.”

Summer stopped talking, letting out a small sigh of disappointment. Deciding the only song would be best, she started singing it in her angel sounding voice.

While Summer started singing, Winter and Autumn shared the same expression when the two looked at each other.

“Huh, Dream Lover. at less she keeps to the playlist.” Autumn stated, Winter shock her head.

“The day I fear is when I know what song plays by the first note and that day is now. I hate Summer and her old fashion music.” Winter complained.

Summer shot the two a glare, but it didn't have the same effect with only one good eye.

Pound and Pumpkin Cake let out a small yawn, their eyes closed slowly, sending them fast to dream land. The ship soon started shaking violently.

“What’s happening?” Autumn question

“Well it’s either the fourth of July. Or someone’s trying to kill us.” Summer answered

“Autumn stay here. Watch over the kids and Summer get us out of here!” Winter said, causing the unicorn filly to rush to the pilot seat.

Summer's Ship rocked as the bullets fired at the engines of the ship. Summer moan in anger looking at the video screen.

"Summer, who's attacking us?" Winter question

"Doctor Wily and his ten robot masters. Who do you think it is!” Summer answered, Winter punched the wall of the ship.

"Big Boss does have a lot of henchmen. How fast can this ship go?"

"Umm.. Mach ten. But if I do that while they are firing at us we might die" Summer said turning her head.

Autumn walked into the room looking at the two. "Umm... I just heard we might die and I just put the babies to sleep" the pegasus said as the ship starting again.

"No time. Jump us to Mach Ten speed now. Anywhere in Equestria is better then here!" The earth pony leader said.

"I think you miss the part of dying. There is a ninety-nine point nine percent that we could die!" Summer said, making Winter smile.

“Plus our engines are going down only a one is still working it's a miracle that we still flying.” Summer added

"Great. I love the one percent. Jump to Mach Ten"

"Oh can we. It sounds fun, it’s boring when things are normal." Autumn said, bouncing in place. The unicorn shook her head with a smile.

"I guess I'm out voted and of options. Mach Ten speed it is."

From the jet, firing at them watched the ship blast away faster than a blinking eye. A earth pony with a blue mane and white coat slammed his hoof on the control panel.

A amber color unicorn looked at him, placing down her book.

“That can't be good for the plane.” Amber spoke

“Knuckles, Amber. Changed our destination. I think we should pay Sunset Shimmer a visit.”


Author's Note

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Act One. There's only a total of three chapters, I also want to make a "Summer is the worst guardian to young ponies counter: 0" It will get higher throughout the story no doubt. Again sorry about the spelling errors and so what, but I am trying my best to make this story the best I could. But seeing the no likes I just guessing people don't like stuff different.

There was going to be no origins chapter, but well that was stupid thought for me. Act Two is better I promise.

Maybe I should have just stuck to Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: Dream Team or Sweetie Belle's Mansion. Or that one story that pop in my head called "Pony TV" that is just based around random one shots in one chapter with random characters.

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