Story is now on Hiatus. I simply do not have time to write despite my best efforts. My education came and slapped me in the face after I got the first half of the next chapter done. Sorry people. I just can't do it.

(Note: Contains regular swearing. It is a HIE but I'm trying to take a spin on the oh so popular 'human teleports into Equestria and makes friends with everyone' theme. I'm also writing literature for the first time. Do not expect much.)

Equestria was never known for it's history of having humans. Obviously because there never have been humans in Equestria.

That changes completely when one plucky Brit, his beloved Mopar muscle car and his defining air of badassery get thrown into the land of ponies, pastel colors and harmony.

And so begins the story of VeeEight. The first human and petrol head to roam the land of Equestria.

Time to wreck another O-Zone layer.