Wrath of the Pony Gods

by Caecae97

Rainbow Blast's Marefriend is Pinkie Pie's Daugher!?

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Rainbow Blast had been walking around Ponyville. Everywhere he looked, he saw mares and their coltfriends spending time together. He sighed as he continued walking, saying to himself, "I miss you Pizza... I miss you so much..." trying not to cry at the thought of the mare he left behind.

Pinkie Pie bounced up to him and said, "What's wrong Blast? You look so down. Let's turn the frown upside down with a Pinkie Pie party! I never threw you one when you arrived, I think it's long overdue!" Before Blast could answer, she had dashed off to get her friends.

Rainbow Blast sighed, "Like mother, like filly I suppose." He kept walking, hoping to get her off his mind, but he knew that the party would just remind him of her.

At the party, Rainbow Blast kept to himself until his mother came up to him and asked, "What's wrong Blast? Nopony's ever kept this quiet at one of Pinkie's parties."

Blast sighed and said, "If I tell you, will you promise not to get mad or yell?"

Rainbow Dash nodded saying, "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

Rainbow Blast said, "Every time I see Pinkie Pie's peppiness, it reminds me of my marefriend, Pinkie's daughter Pizza Pie."

Rainbow Dash took in what her son had just said before bursting out into a fit of laughter, which caused her friends to come over. Applejack asked, "What are ya laughing 'bout Dash?"

Dash continued laughing as she said, "Get this, Blast's marefriend is Pinkie Pie's daughter, Pizza Pie!"

Her friends glared at her and Applejack said, "That ain't funny Dash, how would you feel if you never saw Soarin' again?"

Rainbow Dash stopped laughing when Applejack said that and said to her son, "Sorry I laughed Blast, I wasn't being very considerate of your feelings..."

Before Dash could continue her apology, a crying filly interrupted her and she said, "Pinkie, didn't you say Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake started school this year?"

Pinkie nodded her head and said, "Yep! But Pizza Pie's still in diapers! I better go take care of it!" before bouncing off, leaving the rest of the group in shock. They followed her to find a unicorn filly with a fluffy cotton candy pink and cheese yellow mane in a crib crying.

Blast stood in shock at the sight of the filly who grew up to be his marefriend. He smiled and said, "That's her alright, that's Pizza Pie."

Rarity asked, "How long have you had her Pinkie?"

Pinkie giggled and said, "I had her about a month before Blast arrived. She's mine and Cheese Sandwich's"

Twilight raised an eyebrow asking, "And you never told us why?"

Pinkie didn't look up from changing Pizza Pie's diaper, but she did answer, "I've been meaning to, but I've been so busy taking care of her, along with Blast's training, I just haven't gotten around to it."

Before Twilight could say anything, the same noise that Applejack had heard before Blast arrived interrupted her. The group rushed outside and instead of hearing a screaming pony, they saw what looked like a shooting star and Blast said, "No... it can't be..." he flew off towards where the shooting star appeared to have landed and the others took off after him.

When they got to where it had landed, they saw something that looked like a giant star. Rainbow Dash asked her son, "What is that thing?"

Blast rushed up to the object and said, "This is one of the Time Machines that me and Pizza Pie were going to use! Mine was torn to pieces when I arrived, but this one's in good enough condition that we could modify it to get all of us back to my world!"

Applejack said, "So that explains all the scrap metal we've been finding. Good thing Granny didn't throw it out, she's always finding new uses for anything."

Twilight rushed over to the machine and asked excitedly, "So you didn't use magic to travel back in time, you used this?"

Blast nodded saying, "Yeah, but why is it here? When the two of us were about to travel back, we were attacked by Black, and I thought she badly damaged Pizza Pie's machine..."

A voice said from inside the machine, "Silly Blast, did you forget who built the machines?"

The machine's cockpit opened up and revealed a fully grown version of the filly back at Sugarcube Corner. Blast's eyes were watering and he hugged the mare, "Pizza Pie! I thought I'd never see you again!"

The two exchanged a kiss before the group interrupted. Rainbow Dash said, "So you're my son's marefriend? And apparently Pinkie's daughter from the future?"

Pizza Pie nodded and said, "Yeppers! Blast, you should have known better than to think some damage would stop me, I built the time machines."

That came to a shock to the rest of the group, including Pinkie. Spike broke the silence asking, "So, if you're Pinkie's daughter, does that mean you can..."

Pizza Pie nodded saying, "Yep, I can go Super Equestrian too!"

Blast stopped Pizza from going on and on about how long it took to get the Time Machine built, and then repaired saying, "We'll catch up later Pizza, we've got a problem." he explained what happened as a result of their time travel.

Pizza's mane and tail went flat, much like her mother's would when she was sad. "Dammit! All that trouble, and now we've ruined everything!"

Blast shook his head saying, "Even if our world is a separate reality, it doesn't mean we can't save it. We'll have to modify the Time Machine to fit all of us, but after that, we'll be set."

Pizza though about his suggestion and said, "Well, I'm going to need some parts from yours in order to make such major modifications. So who's coming with us? I don't recognize her" she said referring to Sunset Shimmer

Blast said, "That's Sunset Shimmer, she's from an alternate universe, and she's coming with us, and so is everypony else-"

He was cut off by another voice who said, "Twilight! How could you cut me out of this!?" before another unicorn came out looking quite angry.

Twilight grinned sheepishly at the unicorn and said, "Sorry Starlight, I was planning to tell you about this, but I've been so busy."

"Another friend we don't know about? Care to introduce us?" Pizza Pie asked

Starlight bowed politely and said, "I'm Twilight's student in friendship, Starlight Glimmer."

When they heard her say her name, they looked surprised, "St-Starlight!? Sorry, we didn't recognize you, you look so different than you do in our time."

Starlight questioned them saying, "Wait, I'm still alive in your time?"

Blast nodded, "You trained me in the art of swordplay, and trained me and Pizza Pie to use our Ki."

Twilight chuckled and said, "One thing's for sure, as long as we keep hanging out with these two, we'll never have a dull moment again."

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