"Man what a glorious night. The skyscrapers are nice and tall, the air is full of pollutants and the chaos created by these humans is simply delicious." Said a tall man with mismatched eyes and a goatee. It was Discord he was walking around parallel dimensions and was has somehow managed to get himself hired at someplace called Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. He may or may not have been on autopilot when he was first hired.

After a couple of minutes of walking, he finally arrived at the decrepit establishment. "'Whistle' Man what a dump. No wonder I was hired. Well, might as well get this over with. Oh, and readers make sure to be nice and put this story into your favorites folder. You wouldn't want to miss any of this... Okay now that you've done that I'll go talk to this creep. By the way, this will be the first and only time I break the fourth wall. Any others are entirely the author's fault."

After Discord tripped on a rock. "Wha -uff." Heh heh. Anywho after he dusted himself off he talks to the very creepy man.

Said person was wearing all purple and that is no exaggeration he had on a purple suit with a purple undershirt. Purple dress pants and purple shoes. But that wasn't what made him so creepy it was the part that he wore the biggest grin that some would believe was impossible for a human and that he never blinked. When he did it almost looked forced. The man spoke up in an intense and scratchy tone. "Hello there Mr. Discord. How are you doing? I hope you had a safe walk here."

Discord stopped in front of him and answered. "Oh yes, very safe. But please remind me again what did I apply myself for?"

"Well, you applied yourself for the night guard position, to keep an eye on the place from now to six AM. Please go to the dressing room and put this on." The man handed him a purple uniform, still having that huge grin. "When you put that on lock up the place and head to your office. I'm sure you will find it. Hope to see you tomorrow." And after that, he quickly stepped into his car and drove off.

Discord looked after him for a while. But then he merely shrugged and entered the building. "What a weird man. He didn't even tell me his name. If I wasn't myself I would probably be offended." He locked the front door and went to get himself ready.

***POV Kevin***

"Another night, another nightguard. How many times will I have to tell them that this is not working and that we are simply doomed to stay on this plane of existence." Kevin thought as he saw the new victim entering the parts and storage room to get ready for the day. When he was sure that he was gone he sighed using his current robot body.

"Bonnie stop moving it's not midnight yet," Freddy whispered to him. He was a two meter tall bipedal brown bear wearing a top hat, a bowtie and holding a microphone in his right hand. The condition of his body was less than stellar but at least he is still in one piece.

"I don't care Freddy and stop calling me Bonnie. For the hundredth time, my name is Kevin. Kevin!" Kevin hissed back. His body was a tall bipedal purple rabbit. He was also wearing a red bowtie. His body sadly was in more disrepair then Freddys. He was missing his whole right arm and his face. "Honestly if I hear you use that name one more time I swear I am going to disassemble you."

"Okay okay. Sorry." He said raising his hands up in a placating way. "Didn't mean to make you angry... Just please stay still until midnight. Okay, Kevin?"

At that moment Kevin calmed down, nodded and went back to his original position. After some time the security guard came out of the dressing room, wearing his new attire, and went to his station located on the opposite side of the building.

A couple of hours pass and finally midnight strikes. As is per the usual protocol the toy animatronics, controlled by the puppet, go to the office to try and kill him, but Kevin decided to do something that he is going to regret. He got up and went to the office himself.

On the way, he encountered toy Freddy which promptly ignored him and went straight for the office. Once inside the security guard immediately pulled down his stupid mask and stayed completely still. After a couple of minutes of the staring contest, Kevin looked away and found a place to sit down.

When he was sitting comfortably they stared at each other once again. After about fifteen minutes passed the guard lifted up his mask and waited for the attack, which he heard from the phone guy, to happen.

Kevin just looked away and sighed. "I know, I look like something out of hell, but you don't need to be afraid of me. I'm just here to talk."

***POV Discord***

"To talk. Hmm... this might be interesting yet." Discord thought while he stroked his goatee.

"So you want to talk. Then tell me why did you not kill me and stuff me in a suit?" Discord asked, winding up the music box.

"Because it is stupid and pointless. The puppet, which gave us these bodies, said that to cross over to the other side we need to kill the purple killer and we did so. For the last three years, we have killed multiple nightguards, but we are still stuck here in these accursed bodies." He emphasized his point by punching the vent which coincidentally hit Toy Bonnie straight in the snout, sending it back through the went and out the other side.

"So by your explanation am I correct in assuming that you are all spirits stuck in this plane of existence and the only way for you to leave is for you to kill the one who killed you?" Discord asked to which Bonnie simply nodded.

"Okay, then time to reel him in." Discord thought, putting on a big grin.

"What if I tell you that there is another way."

"Another way for what?" Kevin asked.

"Another way for you to leave this place. To start over. To get your body once again." Discord continued walking around the table to sit next to Kevin. "But there will be a price to pay."

Kevin thought about it for a while and then he answered. "Sure but what is the price."

"Hook, line and sinker." Discord thought, putting on an even bigger grin.

"Shake my hand and I'll tell you." He said stretching out his hand. Again Kevin thought about it. Against his better judgment, he shook the offered hand.
"Excellent my boy. The price for your new life and body is to travel to a new place and make it yourself... with, of course, the help of any friends you might make."

At that point, Kevin tried to protest but was stopped when he heard the Puppet coming down the hall. He sighed. "Before you do that, let me take care of him." Discord then merely shrugged and Kevin got up and in front of the hallway.

***POW Kevin***

"Okay, you lying piece of shit. Time to get some answers. If you want to give them or not." Kevin thought before he grabbed the Puppet by his throat and dragging him away shrieking.

"Let me go! That man must die! It must pay! It must die!!!" The Puppet screamed. It was a tall skinny figure, with white stripes on his forearms and legs. He also had a big white mask on his face which portrayed a permanent smile on it. It also had two purple tear tracks under his eyes.

Kevin ignored its shrieking and just continued to walk in silence. The toy animatronics and mangle tried to free the puppet but were quickly subdued by Kevin body slamming them into walls.

Once the last animatronic failed the puppet also quieted down. Until they arrived at their destination. "Okay Puppet," Kevin said stuffing the skinny animatronic inside of the box. "Now you are going to tell me why we are still here even though we killed multiple nightguards. Tell. Me. Now."

"Those were imposters, but I'm sure this one is the right one." He said trying to get around Kevin, but was stopped and stuffed back into the box.

"Try and get by me one more time and I will break you so bad, they'll be fixing you for days. Now try and answer my previous question again and depending on that I'll decide your fate." He said getting the Puppets full attention.

"We are still here because those were all imposters, but as I said this one is the right one."

"I see through your lies Puppet. This time you will not get away with another murder. I have enough blood on my hands to last a lifetime. Now you perish." Kevin thought to himself before he grabbed the battery on the animatronics back and ripped it out with the compartment. Breaking the animatronic completely. For extra measure, he also ripped it in half. Out of it came a black ghost with the only noticeable features being the head with two big white eyes and white teeth for a mouth.

"Rest now Puppet and calm down. I know you had it the hardest out of all of us. Just sleep." Kevin said before closing the box, with the spirit inside. After that, he walked back to the office where the nightguard was waiting behind the desk.

"You did all that you needed to?" He asked. Kevin just nodded and stepped up to him.

"Okay, so how is this going to work. You going to load me into your truck or..." Then the guard simply snapped his fingers and Kevin was now inside of a forest. "How the actual FUCK did he do that!?"

***POV Freddy, location pizzeria***

Freddy was pacing around in the parts and service room. He was wondering where ~~Bon~~ Kevin was. "It's Monday. He shouldn't be out there tonight. Oh, the Puppet is not going to like this." It was at that point, that Chica tried to comfort him.

"Don't worry Freddy I'm sure he is going to be all right." She was a yellow chicken, wearing a white bib, which had some writing on it. She, like the others, was in disrepair. Her jaw was not working so it was flopping about, connected to her mouth only by a couple of cables, her arms also weren't working so she constantly had them in a T pose and then she was also missing her hands, which were ripped of forcefully leaving behind exposed wiring. "You know how he has been lately. Just let him have his space."

"Yar, the lass be right. Give the man some breathing room or else he might enforce one o his threats." Said a tall bipedal red fox. He was dressed up as a pirate complete with a hook and eyepatch. He was also in disrepair but he, like Freddy, was only torn in some places. His name was Foxy.

"Yeah, I guess you guys are right," Freddy said sitting down and letting out a sigh. "I don't know what's up with him. He is just so depressed. I just hope he's not somewhere trying to break himself... again."

"Freddy, in all honesty, what else does he have left to break? He took the biggest hit when they disassembled us for parts so what else can he do." Chica said, but Freddy quickly protested.

"You didn't see what I saw. He took the ax and chopped at himself hoping to end it all. Trust me Chica, when I saw him that time I saw a vicious animal ." He concluded by shuddering a little bit. "I managed to calm him down and I swore to never let him get to that point again."

"That be a swell thought captain. So I'll go and look for him and damn the consequences." With that proclamation, Foxy raced out of the door. Searching for his missing friend.

***POV Discord***

After hearing that little discussion from the other animatronics Discord released a chuckle. "Oh, this will be very fun indeed." He then snapped his fingers stopping the flow of time outside of the pizzeria. "Buckle up, audience, because this train ride ain't stopping until the cattle build a china shop and break it right after." He said, continuing to do his 'job', while also creating another monitor to observe the new addition to Equestria.

"The cards have been dealt. Now I just need to manipulate the game to make it interesting. Yes, Kevin, you get a new life, but I'm going to make you work your butt off to keep it... you're moving." Discord thought while continuing to observe.

Author's Note

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