Chapters [Displaced] Guardian & Child (Old, Non Canon)
It has been seven years since I healed Chara, she’s changed a little bit physically and mentally. Sadly, she still keeps on getting in trouble but it's not as severe, thank the three goddesses.
Speaking of changing, I’ve done the same. I think my mind has been affected by this body as it has changed who I am. I still remember my original name, but for some reason I find it more comfortable in using this body’s name rather than my own. It’s a little bothersome because of the twisted magic that was placed upon us when we became displaced.
Over the years, Chara discussed with me of what we would do when certain events came up, she claimed that we should be the heroes. I had to reason with her that it is not a good idea to try to change fate, the mane six are supposed to become the new elements of harmony according to Chara. However, she insisted we try to help incase it doesn’t go according to what she knows, already she doesn’t trust this universe after the shock she went through that one night.
Other then that, there are a few other things that changed, I think there is some sort of otherworldly power out there affecting me, I’ve been finding comfort more with my Displaced name than my original, and it’s kind of bothersome. There is another thing I don’t understand, and that's when I started growing facial hair, a blond mustache and a goatee to be exact. Link didn’t have that thought, so why is it happening? Is this some sort of sick joke?
Another weird thing I forgot to mention, is that Chara’s body hasn't aged at all, even after one year since her arrival in my world, she hasn’t changed a bit, she simply shrugged and told me that she guessed she truly is immortal. The ponies were understandably confused on why she didn't age.
Morning soon came as Celestia raised the sun and I woke up alongside it, no one can sleep when her sun’s rays peak out from the corner of your window, something about its magic having an effect on those who see it. Except for Chara, she tends to protest and mumble about wanting to blow it up. Speaking of her, I told her about her sleepwalking problems when she tends to snuggle up with anyone nearby.
Of course, she kept denying it, even if she does wake up first to see me there. Heck, she even woke up sleeping with Princess Celestia back in Canterlot, I still remember what Celestia told me on how much Chara freaked out about that, especially after the guards came bursting in hearing her screams.
Let’s not forget the bad times, like when the nobles hired thugs to kill Chara after she called them out on their bullshit. Boy, I still remember the looks on those diamond dog’s face when we fought them, poor sods didn’t stand a chance. Despite us giving them a beating, Chara went.. A bit overboard when she went after them days later.
I had found them with their throats ripped out, I had to take them out to the everfree forest and allow mother nature to use them as fertilizer. Chara is damn lucky the place works fast, otherwise I’d hate for Chara to be on trial for murder. Hylia damnit, Chara..
But today's the day Chara said the Nightmare escapes and everything will start to revolve around them, we’d best be prepared to make sure they become the new elements of harmony.
“So, do you remember the exact events before she arrives tonight?” I asked Chara as we walked through the streets of ponyville.
“Well. Twilight arrives, meets Pinkie then Applejack, um… Come on, Chara. Think! Oh, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy and then the Nightmare. Once she gets here, I'm going to attack her head on to try to delay her as long as possible..” Chara said, taking a moment to pause. “Plus, I have a score to settle with her!”
“We both do, Chara. She tried to mess with both of us. Just remember, Princess Luna is still in there, I mean this world's Luna.” I said, scratching under my chin’s facial hair.
“Yes, but you know the Everfree better than me. Sure, I could tear my way through it but you know how she hates me.” Chara said with a sigh. Of course, she means mother nature, Chara was surprised when one of the Timberwolves talked to her about it.
“If it hasn't changed much, but if it has, I’ll need to ask her to guide not only us, but watch over the mane six.” I said. I reached up and stretched out my arms over my head, letting out a strained groan before snapping my arms back down to my hips.
“Even with her watching out for them, I think you should go with the mane six, Link.” Chara said turning her head to look at me.
“Sounds like a plan, you’ll always come back like a phoenix. Not unless she’s created a spell over the years since then, so be prepared.” I suggested, I was about to speak again when I was suddenly pounced down upon by a certain pink mare.
“Hi! Sorry Link, it's just I’m preparing a party and I forgot that I never hosted yours. So! I’m going to make it a three-way party!” Pinkie Pie said, bouncing up and down on my chest with energy. She stops with her hopping, giggles, then leaps off apologizing. “I’m just so exc-”
“No!” Chara screamed interrupting Pinkie “and by no, I mean hell no!”
“Bu-but.. I have your favorite flavor, its chocolate ca~ake” She said that last word with a singsong voice.
“Get me some booze and we'll talk” Chara said with a smirk knowing that they'll never find it
“Booze? What a silly word. Boooooze” Pinkie said with a giggle. “Does Cider count?”
“No, not strong enough.” Chara said with a straight face.
“Come on, it’ll be fun!” Pinkie said, suddenly listing off fun games by counting more hooves than she originality- wait, what?
"Pinkie unless I'm shit-faced drunk I'm not going.” Chara said with a shake of her head.
“Awwww, party pooper. Oh well! I know Link will come, won’t ya?” Pinkie Pie said as she turned to my direction.
“Uh…” I look toward Chara, I wanted to know if this party is before or after Nightmare.
Chara shakes her head behind pinky slowly mouthing the words ‘Don't go.’
“I’m sorry, Pinkie. We’ve got alot to do.” I said. Suddenly, Pinkie pie started giving me the puppy dog look. “Hey, don’t give me that look!” I said with a frown. That look of hers was pulling at my heartstrings and filling me with confliction. “Would of been nice if I had the Four Sword right about now..” I mumbled under my breath.
“Got to go, poink!” Chara said with a smile before dashing off, leaving both Pinkie and myself confused.
While Chara is out of ear range, I lean forward toward Pinkie and cover the left side of my mouth with my hand. “Could you save me some Mint Ice Cream?” I whispered to her.
“Can do, Linkie!” Pinkie Pie said, making me blink at the sudden nickname she just gave me. With a skip and hop, she was well on her way to… wherever the party was being hosted.
I decided to follow Chara to town hall where the event was going to take place. There, I saw Chara setting up some kind of contraption above the spot Nightmare was going to appear. I noticed that the place was decorated with fine jewelry, I even noticed a few rupees hanging around… Huh? Since when did those start growing underground?
I noticed Chara pull out a bucket of glowing green stuff, making me curious as to what she was planning. She places it into the device I assume she created, she then proceeds to connect the wires.
“When did you have time to make that and where did you get it?” I said as I reached up to scratch my head.
“Gha!” Chara screamed when I startled her, causing her to fall off the rafters. ”God dammit link you could have gotten someone killed other than me. do you know how volatile that fucking acid is!? it was made to kill Discord.” Chara yelled at me
“Whoa-whoa-whoa! Chara, you’re gonna end up killing Luna in the process! Remember? She’s possessed by the Nightmare. Are you trying to become Celestia’s number one target?” I asked in disbelief at Chara’s recklessness.
“It's only a last resort, Link. If the elements fail, I'm dragging both myself and the Nightmare here and activating it.” Chara said her cheeks puffed out and her arms crossed.
“Cute.” I said, reaching down to ruffle her head. “I said no, Chara.”
“But what if the elements fail? I've seen what happens and it's bad, Link.” Chara said looking down at the floor.
“I have Faith, Chara. But if it does fail, let’s not resort to killing. Unless it is by Celestia’s hooves.” I suggested. “That way, she’ll be sad by her own guilt rather than sad and raging at you.”
“Link, she won't be able to take a life, so I'm keeping this!” Chara said being the stubborn child that she is.
“Chara, she was in a war with her own sister and who knows what followers or minions she might of had..” I said, trying to reason with Chara.
“I know but Celestia is too soft to kill her own sister.” Chara said, turning to walk away
I let out a sigh. “Alright, if you say so.” I said, reaching into my magic pouch to take out something that contained food that Mr and Mrs. cake made for me. Upon opening it, I bet Chara is giving me one hell of a confused look, because what was in the wrapping, was a single slice of pizza. It wasn’t much to look at, mostly four cheese with tomato sauce. It was simple looking, me and the cakes are experimenting with it, it's not as good as the ones from my world, but they did a decent job.
“Link, what are you doing?” Chara asked looking at me in confusion “You know I only like pepperoni pizza!”
“Hey, I couldn’t get that, I’d have to go to the griffon nation if I wanted to get any meat.” I said with a frown at Chara. “I had to go with the more simple recipes without the cakes questioning me.”
“Were you going to try and bribe me?” Chara asked me in suspicion putting her hands on her hips and looking at me with narrowed Eyes.
“What? No. What am I, a psychic?” I said before taking a bite out the cheese pizza.
“Good.” Chara said before her stomach rumbled she looked up at me before saying ”I'm heading to the cakes, don't touch my trap or you might die!” She said before swiftly running off to sugarcube Corner for her daily dose of chocolate.
I shrugged my arms in response then focused on the delicious triangle of cheesiness. Minutes pass as I finished it, putting the wrap back into my pouch. I notice that there were ponies staring at me in curiosity. “Oh, uh.. It’s called a Pizza, just go to Sugarcube Corner, it’s the latest on their menu.” I said. And when those words left my mouth, they were suddenly running out of there.
I heard Chara scream in the distance “God dammit, Link! I know this is your fault”
In a form of mockery, I raised my hand up my mouth to hold back a chuckle, I was trying to reenact and copy the expression Link did in that very bad CDI game.
“I think it's time I discuss with Everfree.” I said mentally, making my way over to the forest, I spoke to her and formed a plan for myself, both of us serving as temporary guardians to the mane six, she questioned me a few times that we shouldn’t interfere if anything they come across could teach them a lesson.
~Meanwhile, Chara’s PoV~
“It's almost time.” I whispered to myself. I was nervous and pissed at the same time, nervous because she was an alicorn and I didn't know if I could take her, and two, I was pissed because she had messed with my mind in the past.
I watched as all the ponies start to panic when old sunbutt didn't show up, I was readying my soul telekinesis when that bitch makes her entrance and lo and behold there she is.
“It has been many years, my wonderful ponies~” A voice echoed throughout the Town Hall. “And now-” But she cut herself off when she saw me. “You!” She hissed angrily.
“S’up parasite.” I said putting all of my arrogance into my words, pulling out both of my knives. “I think it's about time for round goddamn two.” I said trying to come off as an arrogant assholes.
A moment of silent dread swept across the air, but a lone unicorn broke through it by pointing out the fact it was Nightmare Moon. The Nightmare didn’t even acknowledge it, far to focused on me.
“You looking for that spell you put on me? yeah you're not going to find it.” I said with a shake of my head. I reached out toward her, gripping my knives tightly. With a pulling motion of my hands, I attempted to try and rip the souls out of Nightmare’s body. She screamed in pain, but it quickly fades to a maniacal laughter.
Suddenly, her eyes take on a glow, becoming nothing but black and purple. Since it wasn't working i had my knives change to Orange.
All of the ponies screamed in fear, causing them to flee and run out. The Nightmare was filling the room with a toxic gas made from everypony's fears. “You may have escaped me once.” She said, her voice suddenly sounding like a duo of voices.
“Well at least this time, you don't have your hacks. We are in the real world now bitch.” I said Conjuring up hundreds of tiny orbs around us before they flashed Orange.
“Oh, you poor unfortunate filly.” She said with an evil giggle. “I still have power regardless of where we are, fear is my power!” She suddenly launched forward in physical form, suddenly looking like a draconic ponified Betty head.
I waited for her to get an inch in front of me before I activated overclock which works like the Kaio Ken from DBZ so i can move out of the way, activating all of the orange Soul bombs left behind and destroying the entire town hall in the progress. I stopped in front of the Town Hall before turning to look at the rubble.
“Cute.” A voice commented, reforming outside of the rubble. “But that won’t work..”
Everypony is screaming and running away, while a group of familiar ponies was running away with Link toward the library tree house.
“Huh, I always wondered why nobody used their strongest attack first,” I said trying to channel Sans knowing full well that this wasn't my strongest attack.
“The birds should be singing...The Flowers should be blooming, at times like these bitches like you...” I said before my voice turned demonic “Should be burning in hell”
“Oh-hoohoohoo, I’m going to enjoy this. But first, a small present~” She said. With a cosmic spark, I’m suddenly hit by a powerful force, I feel good, I feel wonder, I feel like… I feel like… singing- waitwhat? Before I could even ask what happened, my vocals were being forced to tell her how I felt. I even heard music being played out of nowhere.
Throughout the battle of our fight, I was singing Indestructible by Disturbed.
Using my soul’s overclock ability I quickly moved in front of her and tried to stab her straight in the throat for a quick kill, but she blocked with a blade made of dark shadows she conjured, I managed to barely escape and avoid being impaled when she had a spike erupt right from under me.
I jumped above her and quickly manifested a spinning ball of black and dark blue soul energy. I slammed it into Nightmare’s back, shredding her armor and slamming her into the ground. she cast a short-ranged Blink spell to get behind me before I could attack her again. She attempted to fire off some kind of magical laser, forcing me to side step out of the way. With my knife, I threw out a light blue soul chord to grab hold of her, swing her above my head and slam her into the ground. She in return, did the same to me, slamming me through through multiple buildings, into the ground, and eventually throwing me across town and into Sugar Cube Corner. I was able to get back on my feet before she appeared right in front of me swinging a shadow axe down on my head. Forcing my body to further overclock, I managed to move the Nightmare away from ponyville and into the castle of the two sisters, I didn’t want more of ponyville’s residents to be harmed by her.
She remained silent, continuing to attack in a barrage of shadow weaponry. Lances, daggers, hatchets, you name it, she has it. Her attack was mostly barbaric without a sense of pattern or strategy. each attack filled with hatred and insanity. I was already getting tired quickly until she eventually caught me in her levitational grip.
“What’s wrong, filly?” Nightmare asked, looming too close for comfort. She was so close that I could count the many fangs in her maw.
I started giggling knowing that I had made sure that the true wielders of the elements of harmony had escaped. “You've lost nightmare.” I said with amusement in my voice
Nightmare hissed loudly, suddenly stabbing me with black tendrils, but most of them didn’t even hurt me. Slowly, I was raised into the air by black spears of ice impaling my body, the bitch was doing this on purpose.
“I know how you work, filly, it’s quite impressive how you can come back from death.. But how long can you endure the pain till I drain every ounce of your blood?” Nightmare asked with a echoing laughter.
“You're not even causing a tenth of the pain my Celestia did.” I said through gritted teeth ignoring the pain she's putting me through.
“Then let me try a simple curse~” She said in a very uncomfortable sexual tone of voice. Her eyes blazed brightly, causing my body to ignite in a gentle flame. Eventually, she lets go of me and drops me onto the ground. I slowly got up but I'm forced to lay back down when pain begins to assault my body, I didn’t see anything, no tendrils, no dark energy, no nothing.
It was starting to get worse to the point that I couldn't suppress it anymore I started screaming the only thing on my mind other than pain was the thought “I am Chara! I don't break!”
“I’m not trying to break you, I just want you to suffer for eternity, for the rest..” She said before leaning close to my face. “Of your..” She looms close to my ear. “Immortal life~”
~Everfree Forest, Link’s PoV~
“Why couldn’t we have stayed behind and helped? I bet I could take her easily!” The rainbow maned pegasus said, making me sigh in annoyance.
“She is the Nightmare for a reason. And right now, my main priority is to keep you mares safe.” I said as I followed them through the Everfree forest.
“He’s right, Rainbow dash. We don’t know how powerful she is and I believe the elements of harmony will help me. By the way, why did you insist we leave that filly behind to fight for herself?” A lavender mare asked.
“Her name is Chara, and she is what you’d call a Soul Master, she uses the attributes of human souls to perform attacks fueled by Determination, she’ll be fine. I know her all too well, she may die a lot but she won’t stop.
“Die a lot!? How can you say that, you brute?” A marshmallow white purple maned mare asked.
“...She can’t die for good, she keeps coming back from a star that is left behind, allowing her to keep fighting until her target is as good as dead.” I answered, ignoring the angry glare the fancy mare was giving me.
Suddenly, the lavender pony ran up in front of me. “What do you mean she keeps coming back? Once you’re dead, you can’t come back. It’s physically impossible.” She said.
“...You claim impossibility, yet your very princess controls the sun AND the moon?” I asked, stopping her before she can try to come up with a logical answer.
“Hey, who are you anyways?!” The technicolored pegasus questioned.
“Don’t talk to my friend in that tone of voice, Rainbow Dash.” Fluttershy spoke up after her long moment of silence.
“Wait, your friend? He’s that tall pony you’ve been talking about?” Rainbow dash said.
“I was going ask the same thing, might we get your name?” The white colored unicorn asked. I raised my hand up and lowered my cloak.
“My name is Link, Ponyville’s protector.” I said. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie already knew who I was, but I heard the two colored toned unicorn gasp in realization.
“Wait, I remember now, I read of you in my studies about a tall bipedal creature who would come and go.” she said.
“Protect? You don’t look so tough, I bet I can beat you in fore-arm wrestling.” the multiple hair recolored pegasus claimed.
“Forgive me of my rudeness, but perhaps we could release the tension just a ttiiiiny bit? I mean he already knows two of us..” Fluttershy said, softly circling the ground with her hoof.
Each one introduced themselves, each one using a unique greeting, all except two of the ponies.
“Now that introductions are out of the way. We should continue our journey before things get… ugly. Chara is trying her best to buy us some time. ” I commented, picking a direction according to Chara’s information.
As we continue along the path, the mane six were commenting on how scary the forest was, I rolled my eyes at the things they were saying. Rainbow tried to scare them off, making me groan in annoyance. “The only thing you need to fear are Timberwolves and monsters, I used to live in these woods.” I said.
“You lived here?” Twilight asked, but before I could answer, the sound of Chara screaming to the heavens. “Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck!”
“..We need to get moving quickly.” I said, quickly turning around and resuming where I was going.
During our journey, I came across something rather unexpected, it was an old temple. Chara didn’t say anything about that..
“Link? What’s wrong?” Twilight asked as she walks up to my side.
I looked around, noticing that there was no way around it, plus I don’t think the Everfree will be willing to move a forest just for us to pass. Further searching revealed that there was a door that had six different cutie marks.
Once all six came near the door, it suddenly opened up, I went to lead in but I was stopped by an invisible barrier.
All of us entered the temple, following old halls long abandoned, eventually, we walked into a large room. All around us were six doors, each one having a door with different cutie marks.
“Wait.. This is where the elements are being held, I recognize those old unicorn designs.” Twilight said as she placed a hoof on the nearest wall. “Sorry Link, according to the old books, it will only allow us through, why it has our cutie marks, I don’t know..”
“Oh.. Alright.” I said, crossing my arms. “I guess I’ll wait out here then, but please, don’t take long..”
Twilight smiled before walking over to her door, everyone else did the same and I was left alone waiting.
Every minute I kept hearing Chara scream out, making me impatient and very worrisome. I can just hear her now raging at me, asking as to what the hell took me so long.
Almost an hour past until finally the temple’s doors opened up to reveal the mane six each holding a gem, I got up and smiled, but it was short lived when I heard evil laughter. Lo and behold, there she is, Nightmare Moon, holding Chara in her telekinetic grip, she was screaming in agony with tears in her eyes.
“Your friend finally told me where you were going… Link.” Nightmare said with a wide fang grin. “Resistant little filly though.”
I looked at Chara as she looked at me, her eyes pleading for me to stop her pain. “Nightmare, that’s enough, you’ve got what you wanted.”
Out of curiousity, I decided to use the Wide Angle.
Name: Nightmare Moon
At least Chara did some damage to the bastard.
“Oh no, I’m having way too much fun and I plan to turn her into my own personal play thing when I’m through with you.” Nightmare said before letting out a loud demonic hiss that sent vibrations through everyone’s body.
“Let’s go, girls!” Twilight said.
Turning around, I notice all of them raising into the air, their gem circling around them. I was expecting a rainbow beam, but… it didn’t happen. Instead, the gems glowed brightly, filling them with some sort of unknown power.
Each pony went on the aggressive side, each one displaying new found abilities.
Pinkie pie, with her element of laughter, allows her to defy reality and provide her own cartoon physics humor.
Rainbow Dash, with her element of loyalty, allows her to move faster than before, she was blitzing Nightmare left and right, the demon couldn’t even catch up or react!
Rarity, with her element of generosity, was releasing weird powers that involved using explosive crystals, giving nightmare a bad time.
Applejack, with her element of honesty, had her strength was increased to allow her to hit even harder than before.
Fluttershy, with her element of kindness, was able to heal her friends from any injury and undo any curse.
And last, Twilight. With her element of Magic, now had more control over that power, allowing her to have access to a larger selection of offensive spells.
Finally the moment came when Nightmare dropped Charra, Fluttershy came to the rescue by picking her up and taking her to safety. With a gentle touch, not only did she heal Chara, but the spell of pain was undone.
Chara looked around to see what was going on after the pain went away only to find everything wrong around her, she started to twitch like crazy, causing strands of her hair to start to stick up before she started mumbling to herself. “This is not right, not right at all.”
“This is an outrage!” Nightmare screamed out. Every hit of harmony magic that struck was nullifying her powers, she couldn’t do anything, it felt exactly like the time when she lost access to fear during Chara’s dream.
I couldn’t help but chuckle in amusement, the big bad nightmare was getting her flank handed to her.
But I knew good things wouldn’t last long when the twinrova witches flew in. At first, the mane six thought they were getting reinforcements.
“This is a gift from our Master, use it wisely.” With a mad cackle in their voice, they casted some kind of spell, forcing Nightmare to undergo a powerful transformation.
She grew in size and changed color, becoming more monstress and mutated. I tried the Wide Angle again.
Nightmare RedMoon.
With the Twinrova’s spell, she has become more of a nightmare, allowing her to warp a tiny fabric of reality as if it was her own dream.
“Hylia…” I quickly reached into my magic pouch. “Fucking damnit!” I placed the fierce deity mask onto my face, granting me the body of a demonic god.
I was pissed off!
But before they can leave, Chara screams. “That's it, killing you both!” With an outstretched hand, Chara aims a bolt of yellow and orange soul energy at them. Due to them being occupied with their spell, they were hit full force, interrupting their spell and sending them flying.
Reaching into my back, I pulled out my Helix Blade as it hummed to life, causing magically charged energy to dance along the edge.
“Seiyuu!” I charged at the powerful Nightmare, not caring how powerful or ugly she looked, I wasn’t going to kill her, but I was definitely going to give her such a thrashing!
I was on the offensive, unleashing blades of arcane might from my sword while the mane six gave it their best, their harmony powers attacking full force.
“It’s no use! We need to attack as one!” Twilight said.
“We ARE attacking together, what are you saying?” Rainbow Dash said as he dodged a weird claw hoof.
Due to how freakish she looked, she wasn’t even bothering to talk, she was too busy laughing manically and smiling with her huge tuskes. None of my attacks were having any effect on her, every attack dealt she was healing up instantly as if she was wolverine!
This was getting old though and it didn’t look like any of us were gaining any advantage. “Twilight, you need to unleash the Harmony Beam!” I said, using the information provided by Chara. “Channel your powers into a single centered point and ai-” I was cut off when Nightmare swoops a mutated hoof claw, knocking me into the wall. I scream out in pain, “Din damnit! That hurt.”
“Hey, bitch! you forget about me!” Chara said as she came down on top of her with a with a marble-sized ball of black and orange Soul energy before jumping off right before it blew up taking a good chunk out of The Nightmare. While the attack was indeed powerful, it unfortunately did nothing.
“Heh ha ha ha ha, AHHAAHhahahah!” She laughed hard, her mouth split open wide to reveal a million teeth, suddenly, her laughter was cut off when I released my Arrow Of Light at her mouth, allowing the power of holy magic to explode in her maw.
“Now’s our chance, girls!” Twilight screamed as they all channeled their energy to unleash the famous rainbow beam everyone knew from Celestia. The one and only, Harmony Canon!
Nightmare screamed out in pain as the beam of harmonic magic blast into her body, her form beginning to fizzle and falter.
“Taste the rainbow motherfucker.” We heard Chara scream and laugh wildly behind us.
The forest was filled with light, blinding both me and Chara, I heard Nightmare’s scream fade away into the distance.
When the light cleared, there on the ground laid a young cute filly, I ran up to her and picked the small pony up, she was out cold.
"Wakey wakey Moonbutt.” Chara said from behind me
I gave Chara an angry glare with my glowing white eyes. “Now is not the time…” I said to Chara.
At that moment, the sun finally came up to greet the day, but for some reason it was brighter than before.
“Hey Sunbutt! Moonbutt is over here.” Chara yelled after the light died down.
Celestia appeared when the light cleared, letting out a sigh. “Hello again, Chara..” She said, sounding very drained.
The filly in my arms began to stir. “..W-wha-... Where am I-” she started to say, but her voice got stuck in her throat when she saw me.
“Don’t worry, everything is fine.” I said with a soft voice. For some reason, she blushed at my words.
“Hi Moonbutt” Chara said popping her head over my shoulder
The small filly didn’t hear her, still staring at my face. Celestia slowly came up, her presence breaking the hypnotic trance Luna was in. “S-sister!” She stumbled out of my arms when she got out. “I-i’m so sorry, sister, it was the parasite, I wasn’t myself I-”
Celestia gave Luna a big hug, making me tear up to see Celestia happy, and it wasn’t just a poker-face smile.
But Chara ruined the moment. “So, Sunbutt? how you going to introduce your sister into the lunar throne?” Chara said moving between them
“One step at a time, Chara.” Celestia said when Chara rudely got in the middle.
“W-who is this creature? And that..” She turns to look at me and I raised my hand to wave, she turns around with that same blush. I was a bit confused, why did she keep doing that when she sees me?
“Greetings, I'm Chara. I'm the one that pissed off the Nightmare and held her off so these guys could get the elements oh and that's Link” Chara said passively mentioning me.
“...O-oh.. I.. I remember you, but you didn’t look like.. Well.. t-this..” Luna said, she was stumbling over her words.
“It’s because of the mask, here, lemme show you what I actually look like.” I said, reaching up to grab my face, pulling it off as it releases a stream of magical power.
“How did you…” Luna said, she was very confused at how my face became the mask.
“Long story short, I have access to magical masks that grant me forms of spirits that were healed by my song, allowing me to become their form as reward for healing their sorrow.” I explained, this seemed to spark curiosity and interest in her eyes, I had to raised an eyebrow at that.
While this conversation was going on, the mane fsix was berating Chara about her reckless choice of fighting Nightmare moon alone instead of coming with them, especially Twilight who was teaching her the meaning of respecting the princess. Pinkie Pie didn’t really care, she found the nickname Chara gave Celestia to be funny.
“I swear book horse I've been calling sunbutt ‘sunbutt’ for a long time.” Chara said to Twilight before turning to the rest. “Besides you all call me reckless? I can afford to be reckless, I can't die!” Chara said emphasizing each word. “And you, shut up book horse.” she turned to leave but was stopped by Rainbow Dash “Out of my way gay pride.” Chara said with annoyance in her voice
“Listen here, midget. I don’t like your attitude!” Rainbow Dash said, defending her friends from Chara.
“Girls, please!” I yelled to get their attention. “I’m sure everypony is just in a bad mood since the night has lasted longer than usual, once we return to Ponyville, we should get a in a good sleep.”
“Shut up Link this is between me and gay pride!” Chara said interrupting my speech.
I let out a sigh as I saw sparks fly between Chara and Dash’s eyes. Celestia stepped in between the two. “Link’s right, though.” Celestia said.
“What the hay does that even mean?” Applejack asked.
“Oh, be quiet hillbilly, we're not talking to you.” Chara said dismissively towards Applejack.
“Now now, that’s no way for a little filly to talk.” Rarity said.
“Shut up marshmallow you're not my mom.”Chara said glaring at her
“M-marshmallow?! I am not fat!” Rarity said with a huff.
“Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends?” Pinkie pie in a rather familiar sing-song voice. She makes her forearms stretch out impossible lengths to give everyone, including Chara, a big group hug.
“God dammit Sugar Rush let me go!” Chara screamed trying to get out of her hug.
“My name, is AppleJack!” She said with a huff, she was ready to lay the smack down on this hoe down, even if she is trapped in the hug.
“Nope, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, unless you’re friends with everyone!” Pinkie Pie said with a- wait… is.. I-is she doing the awesome-face smiley??
“I swear to God I will shiv you in your sleep!” Chara screamed in rage.
I sigh again, Celestia raised her hoof. “Let them, I’m sure they’ll run out of stamina soon” She said, beginning to walk away. “I’ve had a bad day, I don’t have the energy to split them up..”
I decided to follow Celestia, i’m sure the mane six will be fine. Besides, I’m tired as hell after that hell of a fight.
“So uh..” Luna started.
“Sorry, I know you have many questions, but can it wait?” I said, trying not to use the wrong tone of voice.
“Just one?” Luna asked as she looked at me with those beautiful blue eyes.
“..Alright, just one..” I said with a sigh.
“Who is that filly and how does she hold so much power?” Luna said as we began to walk through the forest. So I explained from the start to the finish about Chara, her powers, her world that’s been destroyed. The only details I didn’t provide were the masks.
“So that’s why she’s so…” Luna stopped to look for the word.
“Sour?” I finished her sentence.
“Yes, Sour.” Both me and Luna chuckled together.
I saw Chara running away from the mane six, she quickly pulled up her menu and vanished from sight.
[Displaced] Guardian & Child (Old, Non Canon)
Another morning, another day in the wonderful world of technicolor ponies. I woke up to the sound of banging and hammering, forcing me to sit up from my sleeping spot on the floor. “Chara?” I said with a groan, rubbing the sand out of my eyes.
“They are not getting me, no way in hell.” I heard Chara say as she was putting the finishing touches on the most complicated door mechanism I've ever seen.
“What, what’s wrong?” I said, groggily getting up from the floor.
“It's the day Pinkie and rainbow go on a pranking spree but I plan to get them first.” Chara said as she finished her project with a ton of industrial strength glue inside the thing she created.
“...Seriously? I thought someone was attacking Ponyville and you’re only freaking out about them pranking you?” I shook my head with relief.
“I will not lose my title as Masters Troll! I earned it by pranking Sunbutt in the middle of day Court.” she said glaring at me
“You ain’t no master if you’ve got competition.” I said jokingly. “Now undo the door, we can’t stay in here forever.”
But before Chara can respond, the door opened to reveal two mares, suddenly the door’s trap is sprung, covering the two ponies in glue and feathers. Lastly, a sign fell on them that read ‘We were trolled by the master’. Chara then started to hum the troll song as she walked out of the cabin.
I face palmed with an annoyed groan. “Naryu damnit, chara..” I said in a whisper. “Sorry about Chara… What brings you two here? Did Chara do something bad? I mean other than what she just did.” I asked.
Pinkie Pie suddenly burst out laughing, giggling and snorting at her friend from the way she looked.
Rainbow dash let out an angry groan before running off.
“Me and Dashie were going to prank you, but it looks like someone beat us to the punch.” Pinkie pie said with another giggle snort. “Oh! I almost forgot.” She reaches into her cotton candy hair and pulls out some sort of container dish. Wait, how’d she keep it in there without it falling out?
“Here’s the Mint Icecream you ask for, I added chocolate chip too!” She said as she handed it to me. I noticed that the front had a light blue rune, the container also felt cold so I assume it’s enchanted to keep it cold.
“Thanks Pinkie.” I said with a smile. I placed it on the wooden table.
“I’ll see you later, Linkie!” She said, hopping like a bunny rabbit out of the door. I let out a sigh as I started cleaning up the bits and pieces of father and glue goo left over by Chara’s prank.
Just as I finished cleaning up, Chara walked back into the cabin before falling onto the floor, rolling and laughing her behind off. “She's never going to be able to live down the glitter bomb I threw at her!” Chara said barely between laughs.
“Is this some sort of pony version of April Fools? Actually, do they even have a calendar system?” I asked. I was honestly glad Chara has kept her mischief down to just pranks, it was a lot better than pissing off everypony and making them miserable.
“Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they made one after that time I trolled sunbutt in her own Court.” Chara said calming down a little bit.
“...Nothing embarrassing, I hope?” I asked with concern.
“Oh nothing much just a pink glitter bomb, but she'll have a hell of a hard time getting it out though with that industrial strength glue I added.” Chara said as she burst out giggling again.
“Probably not knowing her, I mean really,” I turned to look at Chara with a knowing look. “Magic.”
Speak of the devil, a letter came through our window and into my hand, I opened it up and read it out. “Dear Link, there is something I’d like for you to investigate out to the east sea of Equestria, I’ve been sensing strange magic coming from that region. I would have prepared a Spell Of Waterbreathing, but considering the many surprises you hold, I am confident that you’ll be able to go under water just fine. Yours truly, Princess Celestia.” For some reason, there was a small peach stamped by her signature. What does that even mean?
“Um, Link? What about me?” Chara said was confusion written across her face.
“Sorry, doesn’t look like she wants you to come with me. So for now, I think we should drop you off at Fluttershy’s cottage while I’m gone. I mean, even though I trust you to be alone, I’d rather not come home to see our home decorated by your hand if you know what I mean.” I said. Considering her pranks, harmless as they maybe, they tend to leave a bit of a mess.
“But I don- ...Wait, oh that could work!” Chara said with her ‘I'm about to do something to piss off someone’ grin, she started rubbing her hands together like a cliché James Bond villain.
“Chara..” I said, crossing my arms and giving her a stern look.
“Link. trust me. This bitch deserves it, she's going to make Fluttershy cry.” Chara said giving me a defiant look.
“Does it involve inflicting pain?” I said with a serious face and tone of voice, I mean she hasn’t done anything bad or serious since removing the nightmare’s toxins from Chara’s mind, but I’d rather be cautious in case she tries to exact revenge or hurt someone just to protect who she cares about.
“I promise that it won't kill them but I can't promise not to maim them.” Chara said with a serious tone of voice. For some reason, Chara has become quite protective of Fluttershy since Nightmare Moon was defeated.
“I’m serious, I don’t want ponies or non ponies becoming scarred from your actions, it’s suppose to be a peaceful village, even if we do get monsters and villains..” I said then stopped to think about it. “One of these days, I really need to find a way to cloak my triforce’s influence. I mean this thing might be the cause of the monsters who seek out power.”
“Why not ask Sunbutt to cloak your Triforce, she did find a way to cut me off from my very soul. I don't see why she couldn't mask the Triforce.” Chara said as if it was the most obvious answer with her hands behind her head.
“Yeah, you’re right. I’ll ask her after my trip to the eastern sea. Anything you know of? Any events in that area I need to be aware of?” I asked.
“No, not really. There's nothing over there that happens up to season 7. Now if you were going north then that would be where the Crystal Empire and King Sombra show up or if she suggested the Badlands that would be where Queen Chrysalis and her changelings live but they don't show up until Twilight's brother and Cadence get married and they'll plan an evasion around that. Oh! And Discord breaks out thanks to the CMC. Nothing I can remember about the sea.” Chara said listing off several different threats
I blinked a few times. “That’s quite a lot, but remember, this is a different universe from the show, it might of changed just a tiny bit, kind of like Back To The Future, one small change will cause a ripple effect.” I commented.
“Yeah-yeah, whatever. Let's just get on over to Fluttershy's so you can go deal with your big bad problem.” Chara said putting on her pendant and putting her knives in her pocket.
“Hey, she didn’t say what it was, all she said was that she sensed something off.” I said with a frown.
After traveling across country and eventually arriving where the land meets the sea, I started putting on the pieces of armor of the Zora Mail Tunic, musing to myself at what I could possibly find at the bottom of the ocean.
Once I had it equipped along with the Zora Flippers, I did some stretching exercises as it has been awhile since I did any kind of swimming. Once my body was ready, I dove right in.
So far, all I saw was a vast endless darkness that stretched out for miles, occasionally I would come across the local plant life and sea creatures. So far, I'm not seeing whatever Celestia is talking about, it looks fairly peaceful out right now. After a few miles, I came across something that made my eyes go wide.
An underwater civilization faded into my view, but when entered the city, it looked rather… Empty, no one roamed the streets, making the place look like a dead ghost town. Was I too late?
I swam on over to one of the doors and tried to open it, it’s locked for some reason. I made my way to all the other homes, but like the first door, it refused to be opened. I check the inside of the windows and saw nothing but blackness.
“HEY!” A voice yelled out, making me turn. There in roman armor, were three seahorses brandishing spears. “State your business, monster!”
“Crap.. I can’t communicate with them while I’m underwater.” I said mentally in my head. Thinking quick on my feet, I raise a hand to my throat, then shake my head. The sea pony guards raise an eyebrow at this gesture, I try again but point at where my mouth would be as it is being covered.
The sea horses eventually understand what I mean. “Even though you cannot talk, we cannot trust you in our walls. Come with us to King Requiem Bells, he’ll judge if you are friend or foe.” He said, they pointed their spears at me and I had no choice but to do as they said. The first sea horse stood-... I mean floated behind me with its spear pointing at my back, while the second lead the way to wherever this King was.
Despite the minor trouble I was in, I was at least able to see what the city offered, it was a place of beauty with the sea corals and sea life, a lot of it looked untouched by ponies and somewhat primitive. Thank the three goddesses Chara isn’t here, I bet she’d try to come up with all sorts of jokes.
Eventually, we arrived at the throne room and met whom I assumed was the King, but where’s the queen?
“Your highness, we’ve brought a strange creature who cannot speak.” The sea pony guardsmen.
“Thank you, I’ll take it from here.” Requiem said. I had to admit, the guy was pretty big but rather… colorful. He was wearing a crown made out of red coral, his fur and lower tail fin’s scales ranged between blue, yellow, and purple. Last to mention of his appearance was the long goatee-like beard.
The big sea horse rose up from his throne and I couldn’t help but look away from his gaze. Despite being colorful, his size was a little intimidating.
“No need to fear me, creature. I only want to look into your mind.” Requiem said, making me look back up at him in curiosity.
He began to sing a strange song, causing me to freeze in position, I saw my memories flash before my eyes but mostly on recent events. He didn’t delve any deeper once he found the answers.
“Ah, a land dweller. Quite an impressive feat that you have armor that allows you to breath, but not speak underwater?” He commented. Hearing those words made me realize how stupid I am, so I raised my hand to gesture to him ‘one moment’
I pulled out the Zora Mask and placed it on, causing him to cover his eyes due to the power of the mask. After the transformation, I was now a Zora but still wearing the armor, however my cap had changed to become that of a fin and my Zora Flippers became fins along my legs. My zora colors were also different, taking on hues of red and dark blue.
The king had a puzzled but amazed expression on his face. “How did you do that?” He asked.
“It’s a magical mask I own that allows me to become what you see before you. I didn’t use it at first as I wasn’t expecting sentient beings down here.” I explained.
“I knew you land dwellers were capable of magic, but I didn’t know they were capable of creating magical masks.” The king said as he stroked his long beard.
“Actually, I’m the only one who can do this, your highness. Anyways, I came here by request of Princess Celestia, something about a disturbance?” I asked and I saw his forearms lower in sadness.
“Yes.. For the past few days, there has been a vile serpent who comes to visit, eating anypony who doesn’t hide in their homes. It is a dragon with a single horn that’s capable of sending bolts of energy.” He said, then further explained in detail.
“W-wait.. Aquamentus?!” I exclaimed, why the hell is it here in Equestria? Did those twin sisters revive it?
“Is that the beast’s name?” The king asked, his eyes twinkling with interest.
“Yes, I… killed it before.” I said, half lying, half telling the truth, logic is weird like that and it make less sense if I wasn’t Displaced as the legendary hero himself. “A long time ago when I was seeking out golden triangles to save Zelda.” I explained.
And as always, I could never refuse someone asking for myself, I wouldn’t be able to say no, it would only fill me with guilt. “It’s why I'm here, King Requiem.” I said, he smiled at this stroke of luck. So much for him being a king, but I guess it can’t be helped. “Does he have a pattern? How often does he visit?”
“Usually once a day, I have my guardsponies out there to make sure all of my seaponies stay in their homes. They can’t fight the beast as their magic cannot penetrate its armor, not even my hypnotic voice can bring it under my control.” Requiem said with a sigh.
“Then all I gotta do is wait for him to come and I’ll do the rest.” I said with confidence. It’s only Aquamentus after all, it’s not like I’m fighting the final boss.
I left the king’s throne and decided to stand in the middle of town square, I waited in total silence..
Hours pass and soon, the beast came, his very movement sending out small ripples throughout the town.
I can see it looks a lot different than it’s original counterpart. It was a blue and green serpent dragon of a large scaled size, its head as big as my height. It was looking for a meal and it was growing angrier when it couldn’t find one.
Eventually, it finds me and started stomping toward me, I felt slight deja vu as if I was fighting Dodongos.
Concentrating on it’s body, I use the Wide Angle
Name: Aquamentus
Quickly crossing my arms, I swiftly released my fin boomerangs at the horn on its head, the rang’s slice the edge of the horn, causing the dragon to scream out in pain. Enraged, it suddenly darts at me, surprising me with it’s speed.
I attempted to get outta of the way, but it managed to jab it's horn into my shoulder, causing me to scream out in pain. Due to how close I was with its horn, I surrounded myself with an electrical barrier, severely shocking the serpent.
Aquamentus reacted to this by shaking me around like he was some sort of bull. Eventually, my body slipped off of his horn, causing my zora blood to be mixed with the water around me. It attempts to ram its horn at me again, forcing me to swim away in desperation.
I was swimming as fast as I could with the beast on my tail. I reached down and took out a Water Bomb, it ignites its own fuse upon being brought out. Going by a mental countdown, I release the bomb, allowing the flow of the water to carry it toward my target. When I heard the scaled monstrosity scream out along with the explosion, I knew I had managed to hit my mark.
I took a glance over my shoulder and notice it had stopped chasing me. My eyes go wide when its horn begins gathering energy, telling me right away he was going to attack me from a distance. I had to be on the move when it started to shoot rapidly in my direction, it wasn’t able to hit me but it was causing a lot of collateral damage to the town.
The moment it stops to rest, I pulled out my long Hookshot and took aim at its horn. Gripping and quickly releasing it allow its hook to shoot out and once it hit its mark, the hookshot yanks me toward Aquamentus.
Bending my elbow, I forced my fin-arm to turn into an arm-blade and once my hookshot got me closer, I vertical sliced its horn, once again causing it to scream in pure rage. It strongly slams the side of its neck against me, causing me to clash into the nearest stonewall.
The impact caused my wounded arm to release more green zora blood. At this point, the blood was sending the beast into a feeding frenzy, quickly darting straight at with its maw wide open to reveal rows of fangs. “Shit!” I exclaimed, quickly swimming under the dragon to avoid it’s wrath.
Aquamentus made a head-on collision where I was sitting a moment ago. When I turned my body to look at him, I saw he managed to get his horn stuck in the stone wall. Once again taking out my hookshot and performing the same action to help me get close to the horn, I clung tightly around it when I got near. Focusing on the magic within me, I gave the scaled manence another hundred volts of pure electrical magic.
Eventually, it manages to get itself dislodged, but I did not let go, causing the dragon to thrash its head around. Every few seconds, I kept using my electricity to shock him again and again.
Aquamentus manages to get me off before suddenly swirling around to slam its tail into me, sending me flying through the water.
This fight would of been a lot easier to do if I was on land instead of being restricted by the water’s pressure.
After I gained control over my body, Aquamentus is on the offensive again, releasing bolts of energy in my direction. Quickly reaching into my back, I pulled out the Mirror Shield to abort the dragon’s energy. One, two… three! With the shield fully charged of energy, I swam forward to not only slam my shield into the horn, but to also release a wild beam of energy. Aquamentus screams out in rage, flailing and furiously whipping its body around.
Soon, it’s body ceases its movement. When I saw it’s body fading to black, I knew I had won. Softly putting away the mirror shield, I turned and walked away, hearing nothing but the sound of an explosion behind me.
One by one, the sea horses came out when they saw that the beast had been slain. Everything went into a dead silence.
Suddenly, the town explodes with a roaring cheer in jubilee. They continued to cheer as I made my way back to King Requiem Bell.
“Thank you, hero, from the bottom of my heavy heart.” The king said as he started to shake my arm rapidly, almost giving me the same impression when Applejack shook my arm.
“N-no p-problem.” I said between shakes until the king finally lets me go.
“Is there anything I can get you? Just name it and I'll do anything in my power to do it.” The king said. I honestly didn’t have any requests, but I did have an idea.
“Your highness, I believe it would of be of your best interest to make an alliance with the royal twins, that way if you’re ever in trouble, they’ll come to see you. I’m sure they’ll make a Water Breathing potiin to make it.” I explained, the king clapped its hoofs together.
“It shall be done!” The king said with a smile of gratitude.
Once everything calmed down, I found out that this place was named Atlas, kind of ironic though. With the help of the sea ponies, I was directed to the infirmary to get my arm patched up. Thank Hylia for adrenaline rushes, otherwise I probably would of been in great pain during that fight.
Author's Note
Special thanks to Azure for editing.
[Displaced] Guardian & Child (Old, Non Canon)
Chara's Memories (Chara's PoV)
Author's Note
I wish to apologize for this chapter as I've been suffering from writer's block, however it didn't stop Night from typing what Chara has been doing while Link was away. This story contains two chapter in one.
Chara's Memories (Chara's PoV)
CHAPTER 3
I was in the zone - hacking and slashing at random ponies, blood running down my arms as I watched all the little emotions that went through my victim’s eyes lose the light in them. Soon I was standing before Celestia with all her slaves chained up in humiliating ways.
“So here we are again.” I heard the Tyrant herself say on her throne, to which all I did was respond with a small nod. Rising my knife up in a swift movement, I grabbed her soul with a light blue rope right before slinging her over my head and into the ground, crashing her – and hearing her wing cracking in the process. In a quick motion she got back to her hooves and tried to blast me, but I managed to dodge the attack. Within that brief moment I countered by conjuring one hundred marble-sized orange soul bombs – and as I was about to launch them, my dream got interrupted.
“BEGONE FOUL NIGHTMARE!!” A voice boomed across the dreamscape as a full moon rose high into the air, sending out a powerful beam of cosmic rays at the false Celestia.
I was startled, I knew this was a dream but I didn't think anyone would interrupt it. “Luna what are you doing here” I couldn't help but shout in surprise.
Despite only been three days, Luna’s body had changed a tiny bit, mostly her size and her dark colors.
“We were just doing mine job as mistress of the night, we hath to make up for the foul deeds that the parasite hath done to Equestria!” She spoke loud and proud, sending out a windy wave along with her voice.
“Moonbutt, could you quiet down on The Voice?” I snapped at her, only to quickly add “If you really want to help everyone out don't make a Tantabus to punish yourself!”, with my hope about trying to nip that stupid idea right in the bud.
“But this is how we always spoken!” She said back, still using that booming voice.
“Yeah, but it will scare potential friends away – besides, I want to help out my favorite princess-” I said before throwing my hands up over my mouth again as the last part escaped my mouth.
‘I really need to learn how to control my mouth’ I thought to myself.
“Our name, is Princess Luna!” She shouted at me, causing me to tumble backwards.
“Hey princess, I'm not sure the other side of the Dreamscape heard you! Could you shout any louder!?” I replied sarcastically as I tried to get my ears to stop ringing.
“We’re in thy dreams, only we can hear us.” Luna said, then narrowed her eyes. “Also, what do thou mean by favorite princess? Thee barely know of us except for what we used to be.”
“Um, okay… Long story short” I breathed in dream-air before starting: “The Multiverse is a thing and there's a universe that sees a version of this universe as a fictional TV show and before I was sent to my version of Equestria I used to watch it and you were my favorite princess please don't hurt me!” I finished before getting on my knees, knowing fully well I'll get my ass kicked by best pony.
“Multiverse? TV Show? Thou speak in riddles!” Luna said, her voice still loud but not as hard as before.
“Okay here's the basics for it” I shifted awkardly as I quickly brought forth my memories “for everything that could exist there is a universe where it does exist; there is literally infinite universes out there - infinite versions of you, infinite versions of me and the only difference that could be between those versions is what they had for lunch or as drastic as the ones between my Celestia and yours.” I finished while showing her pictures and memories of my Celestia and hers.
Luna blinked in confusion. “But.. there should only be one of us, why are there clones of ourselves? Who made them and what right did that pony have to clone us!?” She asked angrily.
“I think it was an Almighty - and honestly, I think they created the Multiverse out of boredom. I know I would be bored after some time just watching the same old thing.” I said with a shrug.
“And where would this almighty be?” Luna said, pressing on with her questions.
“Luna, this guy literally made infinite universes out of boredom. Do you really want to try and mess with this guy?” I said worry leaking into my voice.
“Me and my own sister created Equus, what difference is there to what he possesses?” Luna said… I suddenly felt like an anvil just hit my head just now.. ‘D-did she just say they created this world!?’
“Okay, so you created one world this guy created infinite different worlds just because he was bored, you see there's a broad difference between one and infinite!” I said trying to get across to her just how fucking outclassed she is.
“Clearly, he had too much time on his hoofs.” Luna mused.
“Yeah, sure, let's go with that - but remember: he also made you and your sister out of boredom! He made everything literally!” I said trying and failing to talk her out of challenging him.
“Nonsense! We have been around since the very birth of the Equus Bloom!” Luna said with annoyance in her voice. “We art but Gods, another universe creator can’t be any difference than us.”
“Luna, even if you got the power of every version of you, he could beat your ass down like an upstart wannabe! He is the literal definition of omnipotent!” I exclaimed, then screamed in my mind ‘why won't this bitch understand!?’
“Beat our ass down? But there isn’t any donkeys.” Luna said, the volume of her voice lowering to show her confusion.
“It's a figure of speech goddamn it, it means he can beat you without a fight!!” I screamed.
“... I suppose he could, if he were a parasite.” Luna said, admitting at least a flaw that she has.
“Hahahaha!” I burst out laughing I couldn't help it the thought of him being a parasite was just too funny.
“Hey! It's not funny, a parasite operates on another realm of existence!” Luna said, shouting me down again.
“I'm sorry, it's just the thought of that guy being a parasite being hilarious! If he wanted to lower himself to coming here he would just will a body into existence.” I explained through my giggles.
A long uncomfortable silence filled the void. “... That is what We and mine sister did to live among our creation… But We guess according to thee, it is an insult…” She said, her voice taking on a solemn and sad tone of voice, the dreamscape beginning to waver. “We’re not worthy to be in your presence.” She turned around with her head hanging low, slowly beginning to walk away from Chara’s dream.
“No, wait! Luna! I was saying it was an insult to him!” I exclaimed to her before she could leave not wanting to hurt her feelings.
But she didn’t hear me, my dreams shattering to pieces and sending me falling through the darkness- OW! Actually, it was only me falling out of bed.
“God damn it, what time is it?” I said rubbing my head and getting off the ground noticing the sun just coming up.
Fluttershy came running in, and she halted in her rush before giggling at my position. “Oh dear. Are you alright?”
“No, I upset Luna when she misunderstood what I said while I was sleeping.” I said looking at the floor.
“What did you say that upset her?” Fluttershy as she kneeled to my level
“We were talking about a guy who created universes, and she told me how she and Celestia created this world right after I told her that if he ever chose to lower himself to entering a universe he created he could just will himself a body.” I said trying to avoid avoid Fluttershy's gaze.
“Oh yeah, I remember that - I mean Twilight told me about how Equus was born, the royal twins make themselves mortal to live with us.” Fluttershy explained.
“But I think I upset her when I said it was lower than him to do so.” I said looking up at her.
“Oh dear, you made her think she was lowering herself… Maybe next time you sleep, you could explain it to her? I mean… If she goes to dreamwalk again…” Fluttershy said, her voice full of worry.
“Shy, I'm going to go for a walk for a little while, okay?” I said getting up and dusting my clothes off.
“Why not walk with me? I’m going to be feeding the little ducklings~” Fluttershy with a smile, her voice full of cuteness when she mentions the ducks.
My eyes widened as I remembered all about that bitch Gilda and what she's going to do to poor ‘Shy.
“Sure, Fluttershy let's go.” I said my smile turning sinister as I turned away from ‘Shy.
Fluttershy walked off to get her bag of feed, which was a bag of bread crumbs, and soon she made her way out of her cabin and into the outside.
We made our way through town and made it to the pond with the ducks – where Fluttershy noticed that it was a little overcrowded.
“Oh, looks like we arrived at a busy time.” Fluttershy comments as she looked around at the lake.
“Hey shy, maybe you should try relocating some ducks!” I suggested with a smile.
“Relocate them?” Fluttershy said as she placed her hoof to her chin. “Maybe they’ll like the small river under the bridge?” she asked herself, deep in thought.
“Yeah-sure, let's go!” I said, wanting to hurry up and either make sure Gilda never bumped into ‘Shy or make sure I'm there to make the bitch back off.
With her soothing words and calming voice, she spoke with the ducklings, they response in their language and she understood them.
A group of ducks started to follower Fluttershy out of the lake and toward wherever the river is, not all of them followed as they were happy at the lake, quacking happily and dunking their head to get to the lake’s plants.
We were in the middle of the square when I noticed Gilda heading our way. I nudged ‘Shy over to the side so she wouldn't bump into her but Gilda moved right in the way again, I can only think ‘I guess we're doing this’ at her actions. “Shy, we need to stop.” I said in a way too calm voice. At this moment, I could've sworn I heard the universe laughing at me.
“Stop? Why?” Fluttershy asked as both her and the ducks stopped walking.
I didn't say anything stepping between her and Gilda waiting for that bitch to try and run into me, already with my hands on the handles to my knifes.
Gilda bumps into me trying to knock me down.
“Hey, watch where you going, dweeb!” Gilda said with a typically annoyed face.
“Okay bitch, one - you need to watch where you're going and two - I don't take orders from sluts like you.” I said in a annoyed tone of voice, but inside I was thinking ‘hello Misplaced aggression!’
“What did you just call me!?” Gilda said with an angry glare.
“Was it bitch slut cock sleeve or whore, oh wait... Sorry, the last two were said in my head.” I said sarcastically while on the inside I was cracking up.
Gilda took a deep breath, and then screamed loudly in my face.
I did a slow mocking clap “Congratulations! You've learned how to scream! It must be a new all-time high for you!” I mockingly congratulated her while clapping on.
Gilda had an angry scowl on her face, she raises her hand and- wait… Why did her talons sound like claws being sheathed out of metal?
With a quick movement, she swung her claws across of me, ripping my shirt and drawing some blood.
“Okay bitch.” I said through gritted teeth pulling out both of my knives, “let's do this.” I swung my knives immediately afterwards - empowering them with determination - slashing her across her chest drawing blood.
“SSSTTTOOOOOOOPP!” A loud scream broke out, and here comes the pink one herself, all while Gilda was clutching her chest wound.
“You know - “bitch” - you should thank the pink one cuz otherwise” I said before my voice switched to a demonic tone “you'd be dead where you stand!”
“Freak…” Gilda whispered, earning a disapproving glare from Pinkie Pie.
“No, I'm just complicated.” I said pulling up the load and Save button before hitting the save and then the load button disappearing and then reappearing in perfect health.
Fluttershy was staring at me with wide eyes. Despite being told about Chara’s powers, she still couldn’t believe what she saw.
“Whatever, I’ve got better places than to deal with you dorks.” Gilda said as she walked off to probably get her chest patched up, or tough it out like some wannabe.
“Yeah run along little chicken!” I said with a smirk before turning back to Fluttershy “‘Shy you okay there?” I asked knowing how she doesn't like violence.
“W-why…” She managed to speak out.
“Because she wanted to run into someone. It was either going to be you or me, and I didn't want her to make you cry so I stepped in!” I said trying to cheer her up.
“With violence?!” her soft voice turned into a yell, she realizes this and cringes at her own outburst.
“Shy, some people will only listen to violence - and unfortunately, Gilda is one of them.” I said with a frown on my face this is exactly what I didn't want to Fluttershy upset.
“But Chara…” Pinkie Pie spoke out, suddenly placing her hooves on my shoulders. “Ponyville is a nice place, we don’t use violence here…” she had a serious face as she spoke, something I’d never seen from the party-planner…
“Pinkie, that's the difference between us: I'll do whatever it takes to protect my friends even if I have to leave a trail of bodies.” I said absolutely serious at this, I already had a body count in the Millions.
Fluttershy slowly backed away after hearing me say this, she turned around and ran away, crying.
“I fucked up, didn’t I?” I asked not expecting an answer but got one anyway.
“Yyyyeep.” Pinkie pie said with a sigh.
“God damn it I was trying to stop this!” I screamed in sadness and rage.
“Don’t worry!” Pinkie said, that upbeat attitude coming back in full force. “We can cheer her up together… Maaaaaybeeeee?”
“But she is scared of me now Pinkie.” I said voice full of regret and tears in my eyes.
“Cheer up! We can throw a party, parties always make everything better!” Pinkie proudly exclaimed.
I didn't say anything as I turned about to walk to Sugar Cube Corner but I was stopped before I could take a step.
“Hey… that was a pretty awesome thing standing up for Flutters, but it was uncool to hurt her like that.” Rainbow Dash said, she must of witnessed what went down. “Honestly, I didn’t know Gilda had anger issues like that…”
“But I didn't stop Fluttershy from running off crying and now she's scared of me.” I said in a small quiet voice staring at the ground tears in my eyes before trying to move past her
“Don’t cry, don’t cry!” Pinkie Pie said as she went to hug me - but I brushed her off, quickly using my save point to load myself to Sugar Cube Corner.
Much like the many other times I’ve order from here, I had my usual chocolate kamikazee, although Mr. Cake changed its name to the Chara Special for some reason.
‘Why!? why couldn't I stop Fluttershy from running off crying!?’ I thought to myself. Unable to figure it out, I got up after finishing my chocolate, deciding to go to the Everfree Forest and warn her of the plunder vines.
All was quiet in the Everfree Forest, or so it was would be if it weren’t for the loud groaning of wood moving toward me.
“Everfree I know you're there, just come on out…” I said loudly.
But the only response I got, was a lone black vine pointing me, as if watching.
“Do we really have to do this? I know you can manifest anywhere within the forest.” I said with a bit of annoyance.
The vine groaned in annoyance as it realized it could not communicate with Chara - the only reason she can with Link was because of his Triforce.
“I came here for two reasons! One was to warn you about the plunder vines that are sapping the Tree of Harmony’s power; and two: can I hide here for a bit?” I asked her politely.
Suddenly, causing me to have a look of ‘wtf’, Everfree summoned a plunder vine, causing my future knowledge of my world to be skewered sideways.
“Um you're not going to destroy the Tree of Harmony are you? cuz I really really really don't want to have to fight you…” I said in a practically begging voice.
Slowly, the vine grows multiple branches to create a frowning face - it looked like Everfree wished it could talk to me and tell me what it wanted to say, hrrm.. What a dilemma.
“Could you try spelling out what you want to say with your Vines, Everfree?” I asked, trying to come up with an idea.
A moment of silence goes by, eventually she takes action, slowly coming together of multiple vines, plants, and nature life.
Soon, I’m staring wide-eyed at what she just did…
It just created a pony construct that was now staring at me with glowing blue eyes.
“Um… hi?” I say waving nervously at her.
“... For… give me, child… I… should of.. Thought of this… long time ago…” She said, her voice sounding like multiple logs rubbing together just to form out the words.
“I'm just glad I can help.” I replied to her, still nervous as all living hell – all while screaming in my mind ‘what have I done!’.
“I… would not… harm anything.. That is part of me… or.. nature.. “ She said slowly, the vocals forming a little faster now.
“Hehe so just me right?” I asked half joking and have hoping I was wrong.
“Only… because you went… berserk that one… day….” She said.
“You remember the nightmare, right? Well, she had poisoned my mind before I went berserk here, so I'm sorry about that.” I apologized to her, only to ask “So anyway, Link told me you said I'm not natural… what's up with that?” with honest confusion in my question.
“Because everything has a… cycle. You, however… Break the Life and.. Death cycle.” She explained.
“I only come back because my determi-” I said before being interrupted
“There is no need to explain, child. I overheard you… explaining it days ago. Remember?” She asked.
“Yeah, I remember that. You know, you're actually really nice. You want to be friends?” I asked not thinking that she would.
She went silent after that, as if she felt unsure how to answer that, she understood the word, but it was still rather alien in her mind.
“Everyone needs someone to talk to; and plus you'll be here as long as this Forest is here, and I'll be here for… well, until I'm not determined anymore. Besides, Link won't be here forever.” I said in a solemn voice
A gentle humming laugh came from her mouth, she looked like she just realized something. “Seems we do have… Something in common, we are both… immortal.” She said with amusement in her voice. “You forget… child that the… alicorn twins will be around with you.”
“But they don't understand that sometimes you have to kill the threat like me and you do.” I said with full seriousness in my voice thinking of pain that can be avoided if they just kill Lord Tirek and Starlight Glimmer now.
“However… Even threats can be reformed or given a second chance.” She explained before I interrupted her.
“Even those who plan to destroy the timeline out of petty spite?” I asked with a raised eyebrow causing Everfree to stiffen.
“Don’t worry. Link told me of that, and he has a plan, but I do not understand how a song can help.” She explained.
“It's called the Song of Time, and it allows Link to rewind time or if played different versions fast forward a day or slow down time to all but himself!” I explained, loving that I could lecture those older than me.
“Fascinating… I need to speak with Link again and have him explain how he got this power..” Everfree said.
“He got it the same way I got mine by becoming a displaced or dimensionally misplaced. There's this big guy from the void called The Merchant who's been taking random humans and turning them into whatever they dressed as or in my case whoever they wanted to be the most.” I said feeling sorry for Link.
“Ah, that fateful day when he glided into my forest in that strange crystal.” She said with interest.
“Yeah, I feel sorry for him, he lost his family, his friends, everyone he cared about back in his world. But as for me… I had nothing like that - not even my own family cared about me.” I said sitting down and hugging my knees.
“... But he does have you, correct?” She said, making a good point.
“Of course he has me! But I'm no substitute for his family! I'm just a little kid he has to take care of...” I said, tears in my eyes while hugging my knees closer.
“He still considers you a friend, you along with the other tokens he collects, are the only connections he has to his world.” She explained.
I would have continued but we were interrupted when we heard the mane six screaming my name.
“I must go, only you and Link know of my sentience and my existence. No one else must know of me.” With that said, she unravelled her body, returning to being just a normal creepy forest.
“Bye” I said before returning to hugging my knees. In a matter of a moment the ponies burst into the clearing with me, I didn't even acknowledge their presence.
“Thank Celestia!” Fluttershy said with relief, the rest doing the same. They suddenly got together and gave me a group hug.
“Shy, I thought you were scared of me… why did you come looking for me?” I asked with confusion in my voice trying not to look at her.
“I wasn’t scared, I was just very upset, I’m sorry Chara…” Fluttershy said
“Don’t ever do that again, darling. Poor Flutters was worried sick.” Rarity said.
“It's not like I was in any danger - I can't exactly die.” I said with a eye roll at her.
‘Seriously? Did they all forget I was Immortal?’
“Hey.” Twilight spoke up, suddenly giving a soft bop on my head. “That doesn’t mean someone out there won’t try or can get rid of you.” She said with logic, always the smart one.
“Only a god can get rid of my power.” I said with a scoff now knowing that Celestia was a goddess.
“You were poisoned by Nightmare Moon before. You may be strong and you can’t die… somehow. But someone might try to control and use you.” Twilight said, making a valid point.
I glared at her, as I really really hated being reminded of my failures - but then I have an evil idea. “Twilight did you know that the Multiverse is real and I have seen other versions of Equestria have fun with that!” I said happily pulling up the load button and loading my save point at ‘Shy’s before she can start questioning me.
“Oh, I already read about that theor-” Sadly for Twilight, she never got to finish her sentence.
I giggled as I reappeared in Fluttershy's Cottage, ‘I love messing with purple smart’. But I was interrupted from my thoughts by a carrot hitting me upside the head.
The lil’ rabbit realized who I was, but then began chattering with his teeth, clearly pissed off at me. I decided it was time to put the fear of me in this little shit, so I put on my best psychopathic smile and made my eyes bleed black blood, giving him a devilish glare. “The only reason you're still alive is because you're ‘Shy’s pet.” I said in a demonic voice before turning back to normal right before there was a knock on the cottage door.
Angel narrowed his eyes, pointed at his own, then pointed at me, telling me he’s going to keep his eyes on me… Well damn, the lil’ shit’s got nerves of steel.
I walked over to the door and opened it roughly as I stated “what do you want”, not even caring who it was.
“Mail for Fluttershy!” It was Derpy the mailmare, a few minutes late though.
“She's not here right now” I said with my eye twitching while I thought ‘as adorable as Derpy is I don't want to deal with her right now’.
Derpy then handed me over a few pieces of mail which for some reason smelled of muffins.
I was about to walk back in when I saw the main six coming out of the Everfree. “S’up, you certainly took your time.” I said with a smirk on my face.
Rainbow Dash gave me a quite annoyed glare, Fluttershy showed disapprovement, Twilight ignored me, Applejack left to her farm, Rarity left as well probably to her Carousel Boutique, while Pinkie Pie bounced away, saying something about an important party.
“Oh and here's your mail” I said handing Fluttershy her weird muffin smelling letters.
She took them with her, then had a slight look of annoyance. “I told her to take it easy on those…” Rainbow Dash then said her goodbye, flying off while Twilight walked off, knowing she wouldn’t get her answers on Soul Energy.
“Well that was rude of her, she didn't even say goodbye.” I said while thinking ‘At least have some goddamn courtesy gay pride.’
Then I realized the most shocking recent event so far: “Wait… did Twilight actually leave with without asking me about Soul energy!? It's a miracle!” I screamed falling down on knees.
Fluttershy suddenly puffs up her cheeks. “Well, of course, they’re still a tiny bit upset from you hurting somepony. I mean yes, we figured out she’s a bully, but no pony or even non ponies deserves that.” She said, giving me a glare, although her look wouldn’t be as good as the Stare she’ll learn later on.
I just rolled my eyes as I entered back into the Cottage, I didn't need them telling me what I did was wrong - I know it was and I don't care.
Fluttershy sighed at me as she shifted through the mail, reading the titles and following after me. She closed the door and took her seat on her favorite chair, and with that she started reading each up silently.
I sighed and pulled out my phone deciding to listen to some music to pass the time
Only for Fluttershy to hand me over a piece of mail that looks like it's made of a different kind of paper. “For you.” She said, trying to keep herself calm after today’s events.
It had Celestia's Royal seal on it, and so - deciding that I didn't want to read it and would rather hear it from the horse's mouth; pun intended; I brought up my load button, and decided to load myself right in the middle of her throne room.
“Chara.” She said with a stern look, her famous poker face mode on.
“Yes sunbutt?” I said calmly but on the inside I was thinking ‘shit shit shit shit shit shit’.
She took a gentle breath and brought her hooves to her chin, she didn’t say anything. Only the sounds of an old grandfather clock being heard in the quiet room. She was giving me a disapproved motherly look and; for some reason; I was feeling pressure radiating from her being.
“Whatever it is I didn't do it!” I screamed not being able to take the silence anymore.
“Chara… I know you had a rough past… But you need to learn to think before you act, I know it is an accident and a misunderstanding with Luna, but attacking Gilda? Yes, I know she started it, but you could have handled it differently.” She said, quickly holding a hoof before I could respond. “Even if you are doing it to protect others - now if she was out to harm Fluttershy, then I would understand. But if she was out to kill, you should either paralyze the threat, or kill it as a last resort.” … Geez, that sounded harsh, even from Celestia, she’s the avatar of peace here and she says that?
“I wasn't aiming to kill, maim or seriously injure but not kill.” I said doing my best imitation of Dobby.
The way Celestia was looking at me, it was like she was some kind of boss lady I need to be careful of, she was still bossy like one, both hooves together under chin and her leaning forward on the throne. “Still, be careful. I don’t want Ponyville to fear you, or worst, they plead me to turn you to stone.” She said.
“I'll tell you what I told Pinkie… I'll do whatever it takes to keep my friends safe even if I have to leave a trail of bodies, and you and me both know that I will.” I said to her in the same voice I told Pinkie this, looking straight into her eyes. I really wanted this day to be over with.
“If those bodies were ponies and non-ponies out to kill, then I’d understand.” Celestia said and bowed her head. “Just be mindful of what I say. Harm others only if you have no choice. I have a reason why I try to keep the peace around here through the power of friendship, it's my way of making up for the war in the past. I don’t want anymore blood on my hooves or my lands, do you understand?” Celestia said in a motherly but soft voice, as if she was trying to be caution and choose her words wisely, like she was talking to a fragile child.
“You know Celestia, I just don't feel guilty about killing anymore to me it's all just a number.” I said telling my biggest secret.
She still kept her poker face going. “I am aware, considering how willing you are to do it - regardless of consequences or the ill aftermath it may bring.” She said.
“Celestia how are you able to feel guilty after killing so many yourself?” I asked her.
“There’s a difference between killing to protect, and killing someone in cold blood.” She said, her eyes gleaming a small fire. “The first time is always the hardest.”
“I guess that's just the downside of my powers, the more I kill the more powerful I get but also the more disconnected from the thought of killing I get.” I said with an emotionless chuckle.
“Just remember, almost everypony have never experienced death. Only me, my soldiers, and maybe my sister knows what it's like.” Celestia said, allowing her hooves to be placed on the ground, sitting like a proper horse. “Let’s not discuss this further.”
“Yeah, why did you really write me a letter” I said looking her in the eyes.
“Because I felt it should be talked about personally rather than me writing words of wisdom on a scroll.” Celestia said.
“No, the letter got to Fluttershy's house way too fast, you'd have to write it first thing in the morning for it to even make it.” I said putting my hands on my hips
Celestia simply stated: “Magic”, and after a moment’s silence, she added as if it were an afterthought “And of course, I promised Derpy extra muffins. Anyways, I believe you should go to my sister and explain yourself.” She said.
“Now I believe that is why you truly called me here.” I said as I left, heading towards Luna's room. On the way I passed by many Nobles who glared at me. I was about halfway to Luna's room before I turned the corner and bumped into Silver Bullet. ”Hey Noob, what's up.” I said half-heartedly.
“Excuse me, I have somewhere to be. Have a good day, Chara.” He said, moving to walk past me, showing zero annoyance.
‘Him telling me to have a good day just sounded wrong’ I thought to myself as I shuddered before continuing on my way to Luna. I finally made it to the double doors with a moon print on the front. I reached up and knocked on the wooden door closest to me.
“Yes?” A young voice spoke.
“Hey Luna can I talk to you.” I said loudly.
“And why do thee want to speak to someone who ‘puts herself lesser’?” She asked, she sounded like she didn’t want any head-games.
“I didn't mean it like that! I meant it as an insult to people like you and him!” I said trying to make her understand my logic.
“Regardless, it is still directed at me.” Luna said with a scuff.
“I'm trying to say that most gods wouldn't lower themselves to interacting with lowly Mortals unless they wanted to start a religion so they have worshippers.” I said trying to explain the gods that I knew of from Earth.
“Because we wanted to walk among our creation, to show that we existed and that we care about them. They would have freaked out if they saw us in our true form towering over them. After all… the mind of a mortal can be a fickle thing.” Luna explained.
“At least you're better than most of the Gods. I know of a goddess who cursed a mortal to never be able to look at someone without turning them to stone all because a god raped her in her Temple.” I said recalling the story of Medusa.
A moment of silence passed, but eventually the doors open to reveal Luna wearing what could be counted as sleeping wear for ponies. “In this universe or another…” She asks.
“My birth universe on a planet called Earth.” I said, then gave myself a moment to think. “And that's just one of the tamer stories anyway.” I finished recalling all of the shit that the so called gods have done.
“Good. For a moment there, We wanted to have a small talk with this so called ‘Goddess’.” She said. I think I’m gonna need to talk to Celestia about Luna’s ‘I challenge all powerful beings and their ways’ attitude.
“You know? You look adorable in your nightie.” I said the first thing that came to mind after a moment.
“U-uh… thanks?” She said with slight hesitation.
“You do realize I would be 17 right now if I aged.” I said with a sarcastic voice.
“I’m an older mare though. Plus, no one has ever commented on me before, even if this is only for sleeping in. After all, I sleep through the day so I can dream walk by night.” She said.
“Well then maybe you can help me stay up all night as well” I said in a flirty voice.
Suddenly, she placed a hoof on my face. “I don’t swing your way, so don’t even continue.” She said with her head raised, it wasn’t a snooty expression, it was more like ‘I’m not your type’ kind of expression.
“Ahhhh! Where am I going to find another Immortal to screw!” I exclaimed, causing Luna to blush brightly.
“You don’t even have the proper tool!” Luna replied desperately as she blushed in embarrassment at my gesture. “Behave yourself, Chara. Or do I need the guards to escort you out?”
“Hahaha th-the guards actually being of use that's funny hahaha!” I said falling to the ground laughing.
Suddenly, Silver Bullet appeared right behind me. How’d he get there without me hearing his armor? What, does he have some kind of Princess-Sense?
Without saying a word, I was suddenly teleported out of the castle- wait what… That lil’ son of a-
“Oh, you want to play that way, huh?” I said loading myself back into the throne room and then activating overclock to run back in front of Princess Luna's room reappearing in front of both Silver and Luna, I quickly created a save point before Silver Butthurt could do anything.
Luna blinked a few times at how quickly I got back here.
“Shall I?” Silver Bullet asked.
“No need, she’ll just come back again through her mad method.” Luna said, Silver Bullet bowed down to her before returning to his post.
“See what I mean about them actually being able to do anything?” I said with a raised eyebrow, “Really? they're just the security system so you and your sister know where to throw your Godly might or the canon folder to stall ‘till you arrive.” I said with a shake of my head.
“… We’re immortal, not invincible. We can’t age, but we still wear the coil of a mortal, and we created this security to prevent ponies from misbehaving or if we found out they hold ill intentions.” Luna explained. “Please, do not tell other ponies of this.”
“Yeah but I'm talking about real threats! Like Lord Tirek, King Sombra, Discord, Queen Chrysalis and her entire changeling Army - or the most dangerous - a unicorn with a spell to go to the past and keep Twilight and her friends from ever getting their cutie marks.” I said in a happy tone.
“We know.” Luna answered me in a dull tone. “Mine sister warned Us about that already, after she got me up to speed on recent events.” Luna went silent as she was thinking about somepony.
“Hey Discord is Immortal right?” I asked ‘Maybe me and Discord can get together.’ I thought to myself.
“He’s beyond immortal. There’s a reason why we sealed him away, we couldn’t harm him because of his strange physics.” Luna said with a deadpan expression, remembering all of the insane things that mad draconian did the last time they met.
“Maybe me and him could hook up.” I said causing Luna to pale.
“Filly, and I mean this for your own good… Do not try to date a mad pony. The only thing he’ll love is chaos.” Luna said.
“Then I'll just have to introduce him to the insanity that is the internet.” I said before I started giggling thinking of the many different things that I have seen.
“Right… Anyways, what are you here for, Chara?” Luna said.
“I don't know, You want to hang out?” I asked with a shrug since I already accomplished what I originally came here for.
“Forgive Us but We must decline, for We need sleep for tonight’s dream walking. ” Luna said.
“Well I guess I'll go talk to sunbutt before I go.” I said before walking down the corridor towards the throne room.
On the way there, I accidentally bump into a familiar stallion.
“Oh, sorry about that, M’lady.” The white furred yellow maned stallion said, looking very different compared to what I remember. He extends a hoof out to help me up.
“That's all right I guess?” I said thoroughly confused as to why he wasn't being a dick.
“Oh, you must be Chara, my Aunt Celestia often talks about you.” BlueBlood said as he pulled me up to my feet.
“Only good things I hope.” I say in a joking manner, dusting my clothes off.
He raised a hoof and leveled it off. “Some good, some bad.” BlueBlood said. “I gotta admit, I’m happy that you stood up to those ignorant bucks.”
“Oh you mean those prissy Nobles?” I asked him, raising an eyebrow questionably.
“Argh, they aren’t even worthy of being called ‘Noble’” Blueblood said as if the word was poisoned with toxins.
“Well, there's something that we thoroughly agree on. If I had it my way I would make it that all Nobles earn their titles.” I said was equal venom in my voice.
“You know how my Auntie is, all will be treated equally and what-not, but she does often have to use some tough love on some of the more…” Blueblood said, rotating his hoof’s wrist around as if searching for a word for the more corrupt rich ponies.
“Greedy bastards?” I say trying to throw him some ideas.
“That’s one way of putting it.” Blueblood said with a chuckle. “So, what brings you to the castle?”
“Well, I was summoned by your aunt for a few things, and now I need to talk to her again about Luna thinking of challenging all powerful beings in their ways.” I said with a sigh.
“Ah, that aunt Luna. She has a lot to learn, like how not allow her own power to go to her head.” Blueblood said.
“I'll admit that she is powerful in her mortal form, but I'd still be able to stall them if any of them were corrupted so Link could stop them. I mean… really, I did stall Nightmare Moon on my own” I said puffing out my chest in pride about my ability to stall the nightmare.
“Link? Ah, that… What race is he?” Blueblood asked, not knowing the exact answer.
“Well he's Hylian and the bearer of the almighty Triforce and I am human and the only Soul master!” I said trying to inflate my ego
“Don’t let it get to your head, I don’t mean it in a insulting way though…” Blueblood said.
“You're right… I shouldn't let my ego get the better of me - I mean, really? I only stalled Nightmare Moon, I wasn't actually able to beat her.” I said looking down at my hands and remembering how she tortured me.
“At least she was purified by the Elements, otherwise I wouldn’t have two aunts… That and I would have a hard time finding a teacher who knew dream walking and moon powers.” Blueblood explained. Wait, what? Oh, I see now. A tip of his hair looks a bit like Luna’s.
“You know, you're better than most of the Blue Bloods across the Multiverse, if not all of them you're not stuck up like them.” I said as we reached the throne room and I went in, leaving Blue Blood confused.
He blinked a few times. “I’m sorry, could you repeat that? Multi-verse?” Blueblood said.
“The Multiverse theory is not just a theory, it's a fact - and I'm actually proof of that as I'm not from this Equestria and Link is not from this universe originally.” I said. I turned around when I noticed a rather tired Celestia.
“Oh dear, at least you and him mean well, even if you are a bit of a trickster.” Blueblood said.
“Hey sunbutt, you need to talk to your sister about trying to challenge all powerful beings and their ways. I mean, really? She was going to try and challenge someone who literally created the Multiverse - and I'm talking about the big bang too or whatever you call the beginning of the universe here!” I say interrupting someone who's trying to convince her that she should pay for his new pool.
“Ah, the Equus Bloom is what you mean to say.” Blueblood said.
“I hope you two are getting along…” Celestia said with a tired voice, her hair somewhat of a mess.
“You want me to get rid of the ‘noble’ who's driving you crazy with trying to convince you that you should pay for his pool.” I asked her to which she actually stopped and looked like she was thinking about it.
“I’ll take care of it myself. And if he oversteps his boundaries, I’ll just have to show him why I’m called the mother of all ponies.” She said with a friendly smirk.
“Oh you have a paddle lying around?” I say with a smirk of my own causing the nearby selfish Nobles to excuse themselves.
She leans forward to my ear. “A burning hot one. That way, their flank has a permanent bruise so they know their place. I know, it's a bit harsh, but tough love is needed.” she said causing my eyes to widen.
“Excuse me…” Blueblood said while coughing into his hoof before he had to leave, wow, I never seen somepony sweat that fast before.
“See you later Bluey.” I said as he ran out of the throne room. I turned back to Celestia “So sunbutt, you have anything else to do?” I asked with a raised brow.
“I’m just going to go to the balcony for some fresh air. I finally reached the end for today’s schedules of meetings.” Celestia said with a sigh as she walked passed me. Poor sunbutt, must be more tired than I thought.
“Do you want to go for a peaceful walk in the gardens?” I asked her thinking that might cheer her up
“... Actually, now that you mention it. We should go check up on my favorite lawn ornament.” She said with a joking chuckle.
“You know if he actually didn't just use the bad part of Chaos I can see me and him getting along… I mean, there really is such a thing as good chaos - that's how things get invented.” I said trying to defend him a little.
“... I know. We… go way back, back when he used it for making others laugh. But as he got older, his pranks got worse.” Celestia said a with sigh.
“You know he's completely conscious while he's a statue right and he can hear everything we're saying.” I said as we stopped in front of his statue giving it a look of sympathy.
“I know. Although, I’d advise you to keep your mind clear, Discord, despite being in stone, can hear your thoughts.” Celestia suggested.
“Well then Discord if you ever decide to stop being a dick I think we could be friends.” I said before noticing a crack in his statue. “Um princess is that supposed to be there?” I asked pointing at the crack running up and down his statue.
“Oh no… no no no no no…” Celestia runs off, most likely going to write a scroll to Twilight Sparkle and the rest of her friends.
I decided that I was going to stall him as long as I could. First, taking a hold of his soul via telekinesis and then I wrapped my light blue strings around Discord’s stone prison just as he was about breaking out.
CHAPTER 4
Discord let out a dramatic laughter as he took a step forward, only to notice he’s entangled right at the end. “Oh, why hello theeeere. I would shake your hand, but it seems I’m a bit… tied up at the moment.” He said with a chuckle.
“Greetings, Discord. I'm Chara and I honestly wouldn't mind having you around but you're kind of a dick, so I'm going to hold you here ‘till the elements get here.” I said tightening my hold on him.
“Oh, no no no no, no, that simply will not do!” Discord said, his eyes suddenly popped out of his eyes as my blue light somehow cutted him into pieces-wait what?
“You do realize that won't be enough I have a hold of you with soul telekinesis.” I said while lifting all of his pieces.
“Oh please. I have no soul.” Discord said as a fiery background suddenly appear behind him… Did he just quote Squidward?!
“Dude, you're nothing but a Soul, or I wouldn't be able to grab you.” I said lifting him off the ground before slamming him back down.
“As fun as this is, I have bigger fish to fry.” Discord said, suddenly poofing into a chief, then somehow I was flipped over from behind by a giant spatula.
“You know I was just going to hold you here but now I'm going to grind you into paste!” I screamed angrily - grabbing him with telekinesis, pulling him towards me as I made a standing ball of black and dark blue Soul energy right before I jammed it straight into his stomach as he reached me.
Suddenly, right before my very eyes, he… literally turn into paste.
My eye started twitching as I picked him up and slammed him around with my telekinesis. Every time I slammed him around, though - I kept feeling a dull pain in the back of my head.
‘… Ok, now he’s just pissing me off!’, I thought angrily as I noticed him pinning himself on my chest – in the shape of a purple heart. Despite the fact that he’s there, he’s suddenly behind me, slamming me into a mud puddle that appeared out of nowhere. “You’re being a stick in the mud.” Discord said with a frown.
“I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by you, retarded ass!” I scream in fury as I fire off a ball of orange yellow and black point blank at his face.
“Careful there, Chara. You might pop a vein.” Discord said, suddenly poking me in the forehead. “Or seven~” He chuckles as he worked his chaos magic, causing the dull throb to get even stronger.
“That's it! Everyone dies!” I scream as I summon up a giant ball of black and orange Soul energy above my head.
Discord just kept pissing me off more and more - and now he’s suddenly dressed up as Trunk, screaming “Father, don’t do it, you’ll destroy the planet!” After which Discord started laughing out loud, causing the pain to increase ten-fold… What’s going on!?
“I will kill as many people as I have to as long as you are one of them!” I screamed in rage as I started firing off energy rounds at him with him dodging and me destroying the entirety of the gardens.
Discord was… Oh dear lord… He’s dressed up as a bull matador, yelling “olé!” with every wave of his red flag like my energy balls were angry bulls charging at him.
The pain was almost unbearable at this point, upon which I fell down to my knees - holding my head tightly, not being able to concentrate on anything other than it – right before feeling like something was ripping from the back of my head.
“Hmm… it took longer than usual… Oh well, Ta-ta~!” Discord said, waving a small handkerchief as if he was a female. He left me where I remained, withering in nothing but pain, it was far worse than dealing with Nightmare’s torture.
‘I’m going to kill him… I’m going to goddamn kill him with a smile on my face!’ I mentally screamed in rage.
Just as the pain subsided I felt something burst from the back of my head, I looked up to see Frisk looking down at me I could only stare at her in shock as she stared at me in disappointment, she even had that emotionless face she was famous for. She opened her mouth to speak, but instead of words, her dialog box appears.
“[I’m disappointed in you.]” Her dialog box read.
“You have no right to even try to guilt me, Frisk! I only did what I had to do.” I said getting up and staring at her angrily.
“[I don’t have to, Chara. Can’t you feel it?]” Her dialog box asked.
“The fuck are you talking about, Frisk?” I asked wondering what she was talking about.
She did not speak at all, instead, she pointed above me, making me look up to see… w-what?
[You felt your sins crawling on your back.]
“No, no you fucking don't! Don't you dare pull a fucking comedian! I will not have it!” I screamed angrily – while starting to worry as I started feeling as if bugs with needles for legs were crawling on my back.
“[They’ve been there all your life, Chara… It took Discord to bring out the karma retribution.]” Frisk’s dialog box explained.
“B-But I'm not supposed to feel guilt! That's your thing! I'm supposed to be able to slaughter by the hundreds and not feel a damn thing!” I exclaimed as the feeling started to become unbearable.
“[The roles have switched, Chara. The original Chara controlled me and my actions, and it's time for me to do the same to you. It’s time for your own pacifist run as long as I exist.]” Frisk’s dialog read.
“I will not let you take control! I'm Chara fucking Dreamer! The most determined bitch to ever live!” I yelled in anger while getting ready to fight as I summoned both of my knives.
Suddenly, the feeling got stronger as I gave in to my anger and hatred. “[You’re only hurting yourself. ]” Her dialog box read, still holding that same expression on her face.
[Frisk is trying to spare you]
“[Remember your friend, Cole?]” her dialog box read, making me freeze where I stood… ‘T-that was one of my friends before I was displaced... He moved away a while ago and we lost contact.’
“D-Don't you dare bring him up, you bitch!” I screamed, taking a slash at her - funneling all my hatred for her through my knives - sending an arc of black energy that she sidestepped.
“[Remember when Darryl snuck you into the museum?]” Her Dialog read. How does she know my memories?!
“How dare you bring him up, I'm going to fucking kill you!” I said tears running down my face as pure hatred was starting to cover me.
“[Remember the day you met Cole?]” her dialog read. The more memories she dug up, the more painful the sin becomes… No, I will not let my determination falter!
“You think you can break me with memories of the ones I called brother and father!?” I screamed as I pushed overdrive to the max, pouring all my hatred and determination into this one overhead swing.
“[If Link hadn’t summoned you, you would still be suffering in that dreaded world, you wouldn't have gotten your favorite chocolate ice cream, you wouldn’t be able to have fun and… You wouldn’t have made another friend and a guardian.]” That sentence made me freeze in mid-swing as I was overwhelmed by emotions.
‘What is going on why is this happening to me now!?’ I screamed in my mind, all while trying to force all the emotions back into the bottle that they had been in for the longest.
[Frisk is trying to spare you again.]
She spreads open her arms and exposes her heart, the dialog Mercy appearing over her head. “Let it go.” She said with a smile.. A smile that you just couldn’t ignore, a smile that could force anyone to do the same.
‘Dunno what shadow chara should say…’
[YYyeaaa, I’m gonna have to interrupt this sappy moment] A new dialog box appeared, its font bleeding with darkness. [You see… Chara needs her darkness, it's what keeps her safe.]
Suddenly, something that looked like my own shadow formed in front like she was a venom symbiote clone of me, she smiled widely at me, her eyes bleeding down her cheeks like me, there was even black blood sticking to her sharp teeth.
“Okay, who the hell are you!?” I said finally getting a hold of my emotions now that I had something to focus on that wasn't Frisk. I stopped feeling sins crawling out on my back as I stared at my double.
“[I’m your Best Friend.]” My reflection said with a giggle, she sounded like she had two voices talking together.
“You know? I already like you, since I don't feel sins crawling down my back while I'm talking to you.” I said gaining a smirk.
“[Because she’s trying to trick you… Don’t you recognize the Nightmare mixed with your level of violence?]” Frisk’s dialog read hauntingly.
“Well I'll just have to kill her and get it back.” I said with a shrug using overclock again and trying to kill this copy of me
“[That’ll only make her Stronger, she feeds off of negative emotions. Don’t you remember? The very poison Link healed you from?]” Frisk said as she was desperately trying to use good memories. “[The reason why you no longer feel sins is because that Nightmare is trying to stop me.]”
“I don't care, both of you are going to die and I'm going to get my power back!” I screamed sending a wave of determination at both of them.
My burst of energy hit Frisk, causing her heart to break.
[But it refused]
Meanwhile, the Shadow Chara literally inhaled my attack, then let out a relieved sigh, like she just had a delicious meal.
“[There’s only two paths. Save yourself, or save your friend?]” She said, making me remember all of the friends I made, all of the friends who accepted me for who I am. Luna, Celestia, Fluttershy, Link, Blueblood, Mr. Cake.
“Well then! I'm just going to have to try something that I'm not sure is going to work!” I stated, pulling up the erase button. “I'm going to erase all three of us!” I exclaimed with a smile, “Unless the Nightmare gives me back my level of violence and you Frisk stop trying to guilt-trip me!” I finished giggling at the end.
[Keh hehehehehehehehehehe] My shadow double laughed in echo with my own.
“[... You’re only erasing your life. The main screen will be your only friend. The world will be the same, except there will be sadness with your friends.]” Frisk said with slight hesitation, meanwhile the Shadow was giggling madly.
“Well the nightmare will lose all of my level of violence as well.” I said with a smirk startling the nightmare.
Frisk went silent at first, but a smile slowly crept onto her innocent face. [I’ll still be here with you, friend. Only your new path will determine who you bring out. Not unless of course Discord touches you again, who knows?] Frisk said with a giggle that sounded a helluva lot better than my Chara-wanna-be.
“So… Nightmare? Will you give me my level of violence back or are you going to risk being erased along with me since you are fused with it!”I said giving a giggle when I saw its scared face.
[... Go ahead. Even if you do erase me, I will always come back as long as there is sweet, sweet, negativity to feed on. I am their mercy, I am their vengeance, I am DETERMINATION!] Shadow Chara said, making me cringe when she quoted those words.
“Are you willing to risk being erased from time and space? Because I'm not coming back if I press this!” I talked back, holding my hand over the erase button.
[Your physical body, sure. But not your own power. As Frisk pointed pointed out, you’ll be seeing a logo of your life.] My shadow clone said… ‘Jeez, why is she so cocky?’
“Really? I'm not doing that, I'm erasing my life, my name, my past - everything that is me - is going to be erased; and that means everything I did to gain that level of violence that you are currently fused with will be gone with it!”
[I said go ahead! You’ll be DYING to have me back when you’re level one, helpless and feeble, without your precious guardian to save you~] She said, suddenly shifting her facial expression to look like Link screaming.
I pumped all of my power into the erase button, turning it from a regular erase button into the true erase button - a button that would truly erase my existence - there wouldn't be anything left, not even my powers or Soul would exist. “I guess it worked.” I said before looking at the nightmare.
“[Not really much of a choice, Chara~ Erase or not!]” Shadow Chara said, slowly turning her head in a 360 angle.
Frisk lets out a sigh of annoyance. [Nightmare Moon, why ar-] Frisk was interrupted.
[NIGHTMARE MOON IS DEAD!] Shadow Chara screamed, tears suddenly going down her face. [I don’t want to be another nobody! Chara is the only piece of life I can cling to!]
“Oh? So you need me? Well, if you don't give me my power back you won't have me!” I stated, having my hand a inch above the true erase button with a smirk on my face.
Shadow Chara brandished her knife. [And if I do, I’ll end up like a lingering shadow, trying to cling to another one’s Nightmare to feed upon. I’m a parasite, a symbiote] She explained… Huh, I think her slight mental breakdown gave her some common sense, she was being ignorant at first.
“Well, I produce plenty of hatred; if you want you can feed on all my pain and misery that I keep bottled up, and you can live there - as long as you don't try to take over my body.” I said with a shrug.
[Awww, but I wanna have fun killing ponies~] Shadow Chara said, a little of her ignorance showing.
Frisk remained silent.
“Well, I can't allow you to kill the ponies, cuz I really don't want sunbutt to lock away my Powers again; besides, we do plenty of killing. Don't you remember all those monsters I kill on a daily basis?” I asked back, causing nightmare Chara to think.
[If only they’d scream in misery rather than acceptance.] Shadow Chara said, puffing her cheeks out and pouting.
“They are Zelda monsters, what can you do? Besides, it's not like we are in the only universe in the Multiverse.” I said with sarcasm.
Suddenly, Shadow Chara’s smile went a bit too wide for my liking. She begins picking at her nails with her knife. “[Ya know… Link has been gone for a while… He could of been… summoned?]” She said with a giggle. “[Maybe we can have fun in that other universe. I mean, looking at your memories, there might be a certain wedding? Tell you know… I’ll give you your violence, but please allow some of it to be with me. I find it more delicious than your hatred.]”
“How about I give you every emotion I bottle away? I know it would be as big as Canterlot castle if it had any physical form.” I answered her back.
“[Hrrrm.. I guess it’ll have to do…] She said with a smirk, suddenly throwing her shadow knife at me.
[You obtained True Shadow Knife, your level returns to 40 and you got a new weapon!]
[This knife is not only made of your hatred, but also contains a piece of Nightmare Moon’s power to dreamwalk for three minutes.]
“I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should.” I said, grinning evilly - thinking of all the chaos I can sow with it.
Frisk let out a sigh, as she sounded like she was hoping that I’d pick the pacifist path, she also ran out of good memories to share. Slowly, she turns around, as if to walk away… only to suddenly run away crying.
“I should be feeling guilt right now.” I said, tilting my head.
[Nah, just the Sins crawling on your back.] Nightmare Chara commented as she was drinking from a can of soda labeled Chara’s guilt. [Sorry, those are gonna be with you for a long time, can’t do anything about it.]
“Hey as long as I don't have to deal with the comedian I don't give a shit.” I said with a shrug.
[You’ll just be dying a little bit quicker than usual.] Nightmare Chara said as she gave my forehead a poke. [Cause you know, slow damage per second or whatever you call those… game mechanics…] She suddenly chugged the rest of it down then dove into my head to hide when Celestia came back. [Don’t you dare tell this to Celestia, got it?!”] her voice echoed into my mind as she hid deep into my head, as if she was trying to escape Celestia’s senses as she quickly appeared close to me.
“Hey sunbutt! Have you seen a girl about my age? Only she got a purple and blue sweater? She's kind of my conscience that got ripped out by that bastard Discord.” I said as Celestia looked at me startled.
“Y-yes, she was mumbling something… Something about the end?” Celestia asked with a concerned tone.
“She may be afraid that I'm going to destroy her; and of course I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to destroy a part of me - even if they're the annoying part!” I stated with a sigh thinking ‘she's a piece of me, she should know better!’
Celestia went silent for a moment. “Well, you’re a trickster, but not as bad as Discord…”
“Yeah we need to find her before she does something stupid - like trying to summon Sans.” I said shuddering as I follow Celestia.
We headed to the throne room, in which we saw Frisk drawing a summoning circle, tears still fresh on her face.
“Frisk don't!” I yelled out right as she finished the circle and activated it.
She turned around and looked at me with fear in her eyes. Soon, from within the light’s shadow, came a rather familiar skele- oh fuck all kinds of ducks…
“Oh, god damn it. Celestia, you need to get out of here! That guy is a judge, and can make all of your sins become poison in your veins! Go, Equestria needs you. And besides… I'm expendable.” I said throwing Celestia out of the throne room with light blue Soul wires closing and locking the door behind her.
Celestia begins banging on the door in frustration.
“Well, well, well, hello again kiddo. Even in another universe, you’re still a…” The skeleton looks up and stares at me. “Dirty brother killer.”
“Shut the fuck up, Sans. I didn't kill your brother in this universe; hell, your brother doesn't even exist here! I only killed fucking flavors to get this power along with monsters that had no regard for others’ lives!”
Sans went silent, showing a wide eyed shocked expression, he looks over at Frisk, Frisk shakes her head. Sans looks back at me. “Since when were you able to speak… Or be so Colorful?” Sans asked.
“Because fuck you that's how.” I said with a smirk on my face.
Sans simply shrugged, unaffected by my insult. He then looked over at Frisk and ruffled up her hair. “Even so… If Frisk brought me here, it means your a threat.” Sans said, suddenly looking back at me with a single glowing blue eye.
“I'm only a threat to those that make me their enemy!” I said as I brought out my pocket knife and my new true Shadow knife. “I don't want to fight you! But, if I have to turn you to dust to get to my conscience over there… then so be it.” I said was resignation as I pointed at Frisk.
“Conscience? Kiddo, what is she trying to say?” Sans asked as he looked at Frisk. “Wait. Is this this whole multi timeline theory all over again?”
[Multiverse] Frisk corrected him.
“In this universe Frisk is my conscience that was ripped out of my head by an evil spirit of Chaos.” I said, loving how I'm messing with the comedians head.
Sans blinked a couple of times. “Sorry, Kiddo. I would believe you, but as long as I can see the sins, it doesn’t make this situation any better.” Sans said. Suddenly, I heard Nightmare Chara laugh in my mind.
“I have a way to get rid of my sins temporarily.” I said mentally telling Nightmare Chara to to take my level of violence until Sans leaves or I want it back.
At that moment, I felt my strength suddenly vanish when my double pulled it away. San’s blue eye blinked yellow for a second. “Huh… Neat trick.” Sans commented. He looked back at Frisk, she’s furiously shaking her head.
Now Sans is conflicted with two choices. Honestly, this is probably something new to him - to see genocide suddenly become pacifist before his eyes.
“Yeah, like I said this is only temporary. My level of violence will return eventually, plus I will never harm a piece of myself, if Frisk even thought rationally for a second, she would have realized that.” I said with a sigh, pissed that I even have to talk to the comedian.
[LIES!] Frisk screamed out. [I still remember the runs, you always killed because of your hatred, how can I even trust you?]
“Because I'm not really Chara. I'm just someone who's become Chara, you dumb little girl… or did my memories not tell you that!?” I screamed startling the comedian and making his eyes go wide.
[But… the deaths… I saw so much death in our mind.] Frisk said.
“... I’m starting to wish my Frisk was here. You two are just too confusing to figure out…” Sans commented.
“Sans, the best way to describe this is that for every possibility, there is a universe where it is fact. In fact - my universe sees yours as a game, and I was a fan of your game. I never actually played it but I was a fan. My two favorite characters were you and Chara, and I was turned into Chara before being thrown out of my universe and into another.” I said lecturing the skeleton with pure Glee on my face.
For a moment, his eye flashed, but faded away to normal eyes. “Truly? Or is this just the same mercy tactic. I mean not saying you’re like the original Chara, I’m just being cautious here.” Sans said, while Frisk hid behind him.
[But… What purpose do I serve in your mind… What am I to you?] Frisk asked.
“Well, Frisk… you're the annoying little pest that keeps me from going too far.” I said to her before turning to Sans “and besides… Sans, I can show you proof.” Pulling out my phone and showing him a playthrough done by jacksepticeye that was recorded in it.
Sans watched in silence as the video played, earning plenty of chuckles from the pun loving skeletons. “Alright, you’re off the hook… For now. But if Frisk brings me back because of you stepping out of line, I’ll just have to give you a really bad time.” San’s eye flashed with a glowing aura.
“Yeah that'd be pretty hard when she's back inside my head.” I said with a roll my eyes.
Sans shrugged. “Alright kiddo. I think I’m done here.”
“And Sans? Before you go, don't lose hope - I always related to you the most.” I said trying to give him reassurance
Sans stared at me for a moment, then slowly smiled. “Ya know? Despite that L.O.V.E of yours, you’re alright. Keep it under control, will ya?” Sans asked as Frisk placed her hands on the summoning circle.
“Yeah I know how dangerous L.O.V.E can be.” I said with a smile.
The summoning circle flashed and Sans was sent back to his world.
Celestia burst through the door, looking like a raging meteor… Oooooh, that must be the phoenix form she mentioned, she even had the flaming wings and tail of a phoenix…
“Oooooh, you look angry, yeah you're angry.” I said as she turns to glare at me.
“NEVER. EVER. LOCK ME OUT!” She shouts in the canterlot voice… She takes a deep breath and sighs, calming herself and the inferno down. “I know you can’t die, but my-name damn it, whoever that was might of knew a way around your power.” She said in a motherly tone of voice, suddenly scooping me up and hugging me. “All of my Equestrians are important to me.”
“You're right, he does know how to kill me. He is the most dangerous opponent any Chara has ever faced.” I said avoiding her gaze.
“I’ve already lost many, I don’t want any more ill memories of my children dying, even if you’re not of my own.” Celestia said as she hugged me with her forearms around my back.
“W-wha?” I said intelligibly completely shocked that she thought of me as her daughter.
“I told you before. Everypony who lives in my world will be my child, even Link.” Celestia explained…. Ya know, I’m glad I’m here with this version of Celestia instead of the slave-owner from my dead world.
‘What's going on? Why do I feel safe and warm?’ I thought as I was subconsciously leaning into her with tears in my eyes.
[Displaced] Guardian & Child (Old, Non Canon)
Bats & Knifes (WiP Title - Chara's PoV)
Author's Note
Yes, I know we've been focusing on Chara too much again. however, Don't worry, there is going to be three or four chapters starring Link and a second party member.
Bats & Knifes (WiP Title - Chara's PoV)
It had been a few hours since I had returned from Nick's world. I had been walking around the castle for a while now, trying to figure out what this weird feeling was that I kept getting around Celestia, it's a feeling I've never felt before I was walking through the garden with five different guards following me because of Celestia's freak out.
I was walking around the garden before something hit me on top of the head, knocking me down onto the ground. “Ow, God damn it,why!?” I moaned, rubbing my head as I got up and started looking around for what hit me. The guards rushed around looking for who threw it. Just as I found the gold coin that hit me, I picked it up and gave it a good look, it had a weird picture that looked like a weird crocodile thing on the back with three melted Loops, behind it was what looked like a baseball player on the front. Suddenly, I heard a message in my head.
{If anyone has a ghost problem or your face to face with a foe you can't beat alone. I will try to help you as soon as I can.} I could only think that this could keep my mind off of my troubles for a while deciding to summon whoever this guy was ”All right, whoever you are, come forth. I need something to keep me from being bored.” I said with a bored tone of voice, shoving my previous thoughts to the back of my mind.
A bright white light sprang forth as it soon died out as fast as it came. Where the light once was stood a Monochrome baseball player with four demonic red glowing eyes with an iron bat in hand. He looked around as if he was curious of his surroundings.
“Sup!” I said in a cheerful voice as all the guards were tensed and ready to attack the new bipedal that had just appeared
“Halt, intruder!” One of the silver armored guards said, causing the rest of his splatoon to draw their spears.
“It's alright guys, I summoned him, he's a displaced!” I tried to tell them but was interrupted as one of them put me behind them.
They were pretty focused on defending Chara as per the princesses’ orders, they were strict about their job. Afterall, Silver Bullet is their commander.
The newly arrived displaced simply stood there confused.
“Intruder? Me? I was just about to go to bed after finding a friend’s token and the next thing I know I’m standing right here. My guess is that the little kid in the striped sweater summoned me as they must be a displaced, so back off pal.” He said connecting the dots.
“But how do we know you’re a friend? By Celestia’s warning, she said that Displaced can be good or bad.” One of the armored unicorn said.
“Guys, I summoned him, plus I don't think any of you guys are actually equipped to fight a displaced.” I said with a roll of my eyes thinking that these guys need to learn the pecking order, anything that prevent them from being slaughtered.
“Very well, Mrs. Chara, but we will be keeping an eye on him.” the royal guard said, causing one of my eyes to twitch in annoyance.
“...You know what, try and hurt me. I dare you, if you don't clear half- no a EIGHTH of my Health. I'm not to be arrested or whatever.” The monochrome newcomer said with confidence wanting a challenge as he made a come at me bro hand gesture.
“WHYYYY!?” I asked loudly. making a grabbing motion at his neck out of sheer irritation.”Was this guy an idiot or something? I just got them to back down!” I mentally thought.
The guards suddenly went on the offensive, spears drawn but not attacking. They were waiting on Chara so that they don’t do something out of line.
“No, you fuckers back down right the fuck now, put those spears away, I will not have Celestia punish me for letting you throw your idiotic lives away!” I screamed, ranting at the stupid guards “You don't attack someone who is basically egging you on to attack them” I mentally ranted to myself remembering all the times that I had done the same.
“But we only did it incase she does attack you.” one of the guards in the back said.
“Did you just call him a she?’ I said skeptically with a raised eyebrow.
“Soldier! Get your mind out of the gutter!” the guard next to the other yelled.
“Sheesh, what's next? Calling me Nappa? I MUST PROTECT MY IMAGE!!!” The baseball player shouted comically, clearly fighting the urge to laugh, at the guards as he rushed at them preparing to hit them, only to fake them out and begin letting loose his laughter as he jumped back to where he was.
“I'm surrounded by idiots.” I said putting my head in my hands waiting for Celestia to show up in full battle armor.
They were about to stab the humanoid, but the sudden attack didn’t quite help their judge, making them think that the man was still gonna attack. With a warcry, they rushed in with their spears.
“Oh look it's Silver Bullet and Princess Celestia!” I said pointing behind the soldiers trying to distract them from attacking the guy that I knew they couldn't beat.
“Good, they can join us!” the frontal guard said, their rushing still in progress, drawing close.
I did the only thing I could think of to stop them, bringing out my knives I grabbed all of them with light blue Soul strings to grab and raise them into the air, keeping them from assaulting the baseball batter. ”I'm sorry about them, they're idiots! Anyway what's your name, I never got it?” I asked him as the guards protested at being called idiots.
“The Batter. If we're talking about my original form, the names Sans, kinda ironic huh?” He said as he looked at the Soul strings and not seeing my eye twitch briefly at his name. “Heh, I guess you're a Undertale & Glitchtale fan?”
“Oh yes darling!” I said, doing my best intimidation of Mettaton while doing a Mettaton pose, causing the guards to swing in random directions as I did so.
Suddenly, in a streak of fire, Silver Bullet himself appeared. “Sorry for being late, I had to take care of a problem in Ponyville, some kind of giant lizard.” the white stallion said, noticing everything that is wrong. “...Should I back away and ignore this or is there an actual threat.. I mean if it's something personal, I won’t stop you.”
“B-but General!” one of the guards said.
“Oh, it was just these idiots not listening to my orders in not attacking something they clearly have no chance against.” I said, ‘throw them under the bus.’ I always say.
The Batter looked at said guards “But seriously? Holy crap I thought I was stubborn, and I once tried to fight the INVINCIBLE Tubba Blubba head on in Paper Mario when I first encountered him…” The Batter got confused looks from all ponies.”Of course you ponies wouldn’t know of quality gaming.” He said aggravated at them.
“Hmph, I’ll be sure to punish them and correct them on their mistake.” Silver Bullet said as he approached the bipedal creature. “Forgive my men, they’ve been on edge because of the creatures around Canterlot. Link isn’t with us to counter those monstrosities.”
“Wait LINK!?” The Batter said clearly surprised and he said, “Jeez, it’s been a week since I seen him after our…” he stopped and thought for a moment to choose his words. “...friendly competition.” He finished.
“So, you and Link duked it out?” I said not buying that it was a competition one bit.
“Ah, Link never mentioned anything about your...” He paused, giving the batter’s appearance a good look. “...kind.” He said, not knowing what exactly he is.
“Displaced, the term you're looking for is displaced.” The Batter said correcting the pony as he used Wide Angle on Silver Bullet.
Silver Celestial Bullet
(Silver Bullet, commander of the best of Celestia’s commanders and also the half-son of Celestia. With her power coursing through his veins, he is capable of accessing a powerful mode known as the Phoenix Form. In this form, he is a literal blazing bullet when he flies around, unleashing flames of power to those who dare to threaten him or the people he protects. In the past, he used to have anger issues that made him go insane. The last time it happened was when Chara pissed him off. At a young age, he was given this title because of how fast he was despite not being a pegasus, he can sometimes be late when there’s too much for him to do and not enough time on his hoofs, he is only one unicorn after all.)
“So, you're the asshole who gave him the power to check me out!” I said loudly, pointing at him accusingly and causing all the guard’s minds to hit the gutters again.
“Wait.. What did this Displaced do?” Silver Bullet asked.
“He checked you out. Silver Bullet” I said knowingly using something that could be misunderstood.
“I’m sorry to inform him that I don’t ‘swing that way’” Silver Bullet said in a stern commanding voice.
The Batter was confused by what he said and then the realization set in. “NOT LIKE THAT! I WAS CHECKING YOUR BLOODY STATS!”
“ Oh you mean like the length of his ’meat’”I said with a giggle before i noticed i still had the guards in my Soul strings and dropping them unceremoniously.
The guards scrambled, some of them leaving the garden while some of them stayed behind. “Where do you think you five are going? Get back here, soldiers!” Silver bullet said, then sighed when they didn’t listen. “I know what you’re trying to do, Chara, I know your tactics.” he said calmly, taking the time to perform his breathing exercises. Hearing this made me pout.
“Well anyway I believe you summoned me to be a cure for your boredom kid.” The Batter said crouching down to my eye level.
“Hey I'm not a kid I just don't age!” I said, thoroughly annoyed at being called a kid.
“Geez, touchy subject. So what did you want to do?” The Batter said getting up.
“Maybe we should go on a tour or something come on Silver you're coming with us!” I said in a happy-go-lucky voice as I grabbed him silver with my soul strings to drag him along.
“Miss Chara, I am capable of walking on my own.” Silver Silver said. “And besides, I have other duties to attend to, so perhaps my son Blueblood can help with that.”
“Yeah, your son should be the one doing this he is a better person after all.” I said in a false thoughtful voice. Silver Bullet chose to ignore that comment as he walked out in a calm matter.
“Who’s Blueblood?” The Batter asked.
“Oh he's just a friend that I met here the other day!” I said with an eye twitching slightly at the thought of Blueblood actually being a decent person.
“Want me to knock him out and we can tour on our own?” The Batter said as he slung his cast iron over his shoulder.
“Yeah, I'm going to have to ask you not to knock him out!” I said to the batter. ‘If only things were like in canon, then I wouldn't mind.’
“Well, where is he?” The Batter asked, clearly annoyed at the fact Blueblood wasn’t there yet. He noticed a maid nearby and asked her in a gentlemanly tone “Pardon me miss, but have you seen a Mr. Blueblood around here?”
“Yeah he's supposed to be our tour guide” I said, causing the maid's eyes widen when she saw me.
“H-he's currently cutting a ribbon to declare Donut Joe’s new and improved remodeled store..” The maid said.
“Thanks, come on batter, we got things to do!” I said before grabbing a hold of the batter's hand and dragging him behind me.
The Batter felt like he almost tripped as he was dragged along to the recently opened donut shop.
When I arrived at the store, I could tell it definitely improved, looking more like smaller restaurant than a simple shop, I even saw Blueblood smiling at the crowd cheering him on as he was about to cut the ribbon.
I use my soul strings to lift myself and the batter over the crowd and onto the stage. ”Hey, blue! My friend here need a tour of the castle!” I said as everyone stared at me.
“Howdy.” Batter said, slinging his bat over his shoulder and scanned the crowd for any faces he’d seen in his world.
“O-oh, Chara.” Blueblood said with a chuckle. “Fancy meeting you here, just give me a moment to cut this and i’ll be happy to give you a tour.” Blueblood’s horn levitates the oversized scissors up and was about to cut the ribbon before I noticed something.
I jumped in the way as an arrow went straight for Blue Bloods head, and taking it in the eye for him.
“HOLY CRAP!” The Batter shouted as he looked for the archer and that was the last thing I saw before I was forced to reload.
I appeared as usual with a twitch in my eye, seeing the guards pull their spears out and started looking for the Archer. “I really hate getting fucking headshot!” I said through gritted teeth.
“Oh.. my mother’s name..” Blueblood exclaimed as his eyes darted all over the place, no one has ever tried to assassinate him before.
“Don't worry, blue! I'll keep you safe.” I said as I put up a green soul shield around him. “Have you fucking useless assholes found the sniper yet!” I yelled at the guards not caring that I was in public.
“Who you calling a ‘useless asshole’?’” a familiar voice said.
“Oh yeah, you're still here. I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the useless guards.” I said the last part of little louder then the rest.
“No, Miss Chara.” They said, taking off into the air without letting me answer back.
“That Archer better hope and pray that I don't get my hands on him or I'll show him why I was in charge of the torture and interrogation division in my universe!” I said and I was sure my eyes were glowing with a sadistic glee.
The Batter smirked and said “Heh, I want to watch you do that. I want to see the look on my friends face at me telling them whatever you do to the poor fool.”
At that moment, the sound something dropping on the floor was heard, making me turn to look at what it was. On the ground was a black stallion wearing dark clothing, although more darker than usual due to the guy being burnt alive.
“Damnit sunbutt, I wanted him!” I said glaring at her as the crowd around us gasped and started yelling at me.
“Oh piss off!” The Batter shouted at the crowd and looked he was gonna show them his ‘magic finger’.
“And you would.. If you could spot someone using an illusion spell to make himself invisible.” Celestia pointed out, she slowly made her way to the barely alive unicorn, its chest having a symbol of the moon. “Oh, not another one of Nightmare’s culturists.” she said with a annoyed sigh. “Me and Luna have been trying to get it through their minds that the Nightmare is gone!”
“If you want them to fucking talk, heal that bastard and I'll make him to talk.” I said unconsciously made black blood start to leak from my eyes at the sheer hatred I felt at this bastard.
“Chara.” She said in a firm motherly voice.
“Oh come on give me five minutes in a room alone with this bastard he'll be begging to tell you what they know!” I said as I gained a sadistic smile thinking of what I'm going to do to him
“...All...Hail.. the nightmare..” The unicorn said weakly before suddenly twisting his own neck with his telekinesis
I did something that I haven't done since my universe I grabbed a hold of his soul and dragged it into my body “My Shadows going to have fun with you!” I said as I started giggling hearing his screams in the back of my mind, however.. The screams didn’t last long.
“Oh phooey…” The voice in my head said. “He barely tried to escape.”
“So Shadow did you get anything useful out of him.” I said unconsciously speaking out loud.
“Nope, the guys nothing but an empty shell, nothing but ‘kill, kill, kill’ on his mind.” the voice said back.
“...Shadow?” Celestia asked as she narrowed her eyes at me.
“Wait, I said that out loud? Shit!” I said under my breath. “Um, well when Discord.. um took Frisk out of my mind he… um, kind of gave me a shadow, she and I made an agreement, she kind of needs negative energy to survive so I gave her my bottled-up pain.” I said chuckling nervously hoping to all hell that she bought it.
“Interesting…” The Batter said, clearly curious by the existence of Shadow.
“Chara…” She said in that motherly voice again, causing everypony else to back away from the scene.
“Yes?” I said in response as I was mentally screaming ‘shitshitshitshit we are so screwed game over!’
“I feel like Determination is playing somewhere across the multiverse.” The Batter deadpanned.
“While it may not have brought harm to my little ponies, I don’t think it's healthy to allow it to keep consuming your emotions.” Celestia commented before looking toward the new human of the group.
“But it's not eating my emotions, just eating all the pain I bottle up people think it's not good to bottle up pain as it eventually breakouts and now I solved it without actually having to do anything” I said trying to keep my shadow safe.
“Reminds me of Nail in Piccolo’s mind...” The Batter said in a tone that sounded like he was talking a walk down memory lane…. Only for an sudden shout of “NAIIIIIIIL!!!” In a false serious voice.
“Yes Lord Guru” i responded doing my best intimidation of Nail hoping that this would get her out of having to talk to Celestia about her shadow.
“Uh…” Celestia said at first, blinking a few times in confusion. “Anyways… I will keep you monitored, but if I see anything wrong with you, I will not hesitate to purify it. Afterall, it was caused by Discord.” Celestia said, looking between both Chara and Sans. “Mind introducing me to your friend? I did felt his presence from before, but I had trust in you that you knew what you were doing.”
“Oh. it's just some idiot I summoned out of boredom, not really knowing what would happen.” i said shrugging my shoulders as Celestia stared at me.
The Batter meanwhile was still laughing at his imitation of Lord Guru/Super Kami Guru. “Oh man good series.” he final said and offered Celestia a handshake to at least show he was peaceful or that he won’t kill anypony.
At the strange gesture offered by The Batter, she responded the only how ponies know how to ‘shake hands’. In this case, she tapped her hoof on San’s hand.
The Batter was confused but accepted it anyway as he noticed a few camera ponies take picture “Well the cat's out of the bag.” he muttered
I was grabbed by Celestia's Magic and floated over behind her “ I'm in trouble aren't I” I said with my head hung low.
“Yyyeep. Also, if your friend wants to come, all he needs to do is hold my hoof.” Celestia said as she offers it, she really doesn’t like this kind of attention at the moment.
The Batter accepted to come in the most insulting way he knew how, by climbing on her back and shouting “Leeroy Jenkins!!!” as he pointed his bat out into the sky.
“U-um…. R-right..” Celestia said with an embarrassing blush. and with a simple spark of her horn, they were all teleported to Celestia’s room.
“ you do realize it's going to be all over the paper by tomorrow if not tonight.” i said with the most deadpan voice ever.
“Not if I can help it. I’m definitely going to use a memory erasing spell to prevent them from printing that moment!” Celestia said before suddenly bucking The Batter off. “Tell me, was that really necessary?!”
“...Worth it…” he said and laughing like madman.
“I'm gonna to have to step up my game at this right!” I mumble at this. unfortunately for me Celestia heard it.
“And besides… Displaced.” Celestia began, giving the batter a firm glare. “You’re definitely not my type.”
“Sorry but I'm not looking for romance yet.” He said posing in a Mettaton pose, most likely to troll Celestia
“A-anyways!” Celestia said, taking a deep breath to calm herself down. “Don’t ever do that, ok?” She said before looking over at Chara on her back. “Step down, Chara.”
“Can I ride you Celestia?” i say with the most innocent voice.
“..You’re on my back now, Chara. I’m letting you because you’re a child. Your friend, however.. Made it quite embarrassing.”
Sans tried not to laugh and said “Shouldn’t you take her out on a date first?” He then broke and fell down laughing at the joke.
“Chara, can you keep your friend under control?” Celestia said, her hair threatening to spark on fire from her anger.
“You know, I would try to if I didn't find it hilarious!” I said with a happy tone of voice ‘Now. I'm going to see how long it takes him to be sent to the Sun’ I mentally said to myself.
“Chara..” Celestia said in a stern motherly voice as she levitated me onto her bed. “Enough of that.” She said, making her way over. “Now, I’m going to cast a scan spell before I let you go, I need to make sure your Shadow hasn’t poisoned you yet. Well, besides you using hatred as your power.”
I mentally screamed for Shadow chara to leave my body and go into my shadow. I made sure to also make my shadow knife disappear into my inventory before Celestia casts her spell.
A bright light washes over me and moves right back up. “Hmm.. other than small traces of your Shadow.” Celestia said with a glare. “And the mental scars from your previous world, I don’t see anything wrong except what you can fix on your own.” Celestia said, looking over at Sans. “By the way, I didn’t get your name.” Celestia said as sigh not noticing as part of my shadow fused into me.
“You can call me The Batter, but my real name is Sans.” He said, tipping his hat. my eye twitch as he said his name again.
“Any reason why you’re called the Batter?” Celestia asked.
“I carry an iron bat around as my weapon and I’m wearing baseball clothes, my options are so limitless.” Said displaced deadpanned with an anime sweatdrop.
I stared at Celestia like she was an idiot.
“...I thought it was a special title besides you playing a Displaced game.” Celestia said, staring back at Chara with an equal glare.
“Well that too.” The monochrome sportsman added, clearly ignoring the fact they were glaring at each other.
A Royal Guard soon came into the room “Your highness, we found Discord’s statue covered in inappropriate graffiti.” The guard said, handing her a picture of Discord. The most notable feature is the permanent graffiti above his ass saying Celestia's horn sheath.
Celestia clears her throat. “Thank you, dismissed.” She said, soon looking at Chara with eyes of fire. “Chara.” She said firmly.
“Whatever it is I didn't do it!” I said with a defensive tone of voice.
*Click, Click* The sounds of doors locking. And I started shaking as I looked to the batter for help.
“I warned you, Chara.” She said as half of her mane sparked to flames.
The Batter got into a battle pose as 3 glowing white rings materialized into existence.
Slowly, Celestia draws out her weapon of choice… a spanking paddle??
I did the only thing I could think about at the time and pull up the load button, disappearing and leaving the batter to deal with her.
The Batter noticed her disappearance and shouted “Oh for the love of whatever deity you worship here!”
“You stand before one, you have my attention.” Celestia said in a deadpan expression.
“...Good to know.” He said sarcastically, rolling his eyes as well.
I stood silently outside of Celestia's room doing my best to stay out of notice as I listened to them, mentally apologizing to the batter.
“No, really. I am a goddess. Not going to go into a long story about it though.” Celestia said as she raised her horn, suddenly casting a tracking spell. An orb of light zips toward me and attaches to my body.
“So are you gonna come at me or not?” The Batter taunted.
“You haven’t done anything, no harm to my little ponies, you aura isn’t evil, and you’re no discord.” Celestia said before using a Blink spell to appear in front of me.
“No-no-no-NO!”I said as I tried to put the batter between me and her.
“This is only for your own good, Chara. Be glad I didn’t heat it up.” Celestia said.
“Save me, batter! You're my only hope” I scream as a last ditch effort to not get my ass lit on fire.
“Okay fine, calm down Princess Leia.” He said jokingly as he then prepared to duel.
“Sans, please move aside. She’s only getting her flank spanked.” Celestia said
The Batter looked at my expression and turned back saying “Her expression says otherwise. Purification in Progress...” Suddenly, the area faded as a mysterious white symbol appeared on the left side of the room and the words ‘Battle Time’ appeared on it’s side to the right side of the room.
“...Really, Sans? I’m only giving proper punishment. Not sending her to the moon or the sun, I’m not sentencing her to death and it's not going to be a fatal wound.” Celestia said calmly, but her half-fire mane still shows her minor anger.
‘Maybe Sans can buy me enough time to get away before he gets his power sealed’ I said mentally as I was preparing to run.
“Unless you can truly prove it was Chara or you beat me, I’m not moving.” He said
“Oh, I know it was Chara, none of my little ponies would write that kind of thing.” Celestia commented.
“Who knows, maybe a Discord from another timeline or universe traveled through time and/or space to write that.” He argued.
“Then I would've sensed his chaotic energy.” Celestia said with a sigh, her horn sparks for a second as a strange holographic rail-to-rail picture appeared in mid-air, rewinding itself and playing the Discord scene to see who truly did it.
I watched with resignation as I saw myself on the screen pull out a permanent marker and started doodling all over Discord. “And that is for fucking with me. you big dumb Frankenstein reject!” the me on the screen said laughing loudly before walking off, Discord’s statue shaked a little bit in response to this.
“Oh for crying out loud, that could be any small human! ....No offense Chara.” The Batter both argued and apologized.
“Non taken.” I said with a shrug of my shoulders.
“The only humans that exist here, are you and Chara, not including Link as he is a Hylian.” Celestia said.
“Correction, I’m technically a human looking creature or if you want to call me something shorter, humanoid.” The Batter interjected.
“SISTER!” A voice cried out, causing everyone, me included to see who it is, it was Princess Luna looking half awake, she was also in her nightwear; a simple nightcap with bunny slippers.
‘Yay distraction!’ I screamed mentally nearly crying tears of joy at the thought of Celestia maybe forgetting about my punishment.
“I believe it would be in our best interest to should run before she remembers.” The Batter whispered to me.
“Yeah, we're just going to go your sister seems like she needs you so.” I said before I tried to leave with the batter.
Suddenly, Chara is picked up in a telekinesis grip. “It's only three swings, Chara. Stop acting like it's my own blade.”
“..A spanken, really sister. You’re still going that old method?” Luna said in a slightly annoyed expression.
“See even your out-of-date sister knows that it's old!” I screamed, trying to wiggle out of her grip.
I saw the Batter was sneaking around the room without the sisters noticing.
“What do you suggest then?” Celestia asked.
“...Go ahead with the paddling.” Luna said as she walked past Celestia and me.
“While you do that, there’s a certain human I’m curious about.” Luna said, suddenly Blinking out in array of stars.
I looked at the batter in betrayal as he opened the door and left me to my Punishment.
The Batter had a look that said “I tried my best alright.”
“ Gee, my he- Owww!” I said as Celestia landed the first swing, followed by a harder second and an even harder third, she did it despite her knowing that I can just load and heal.
However the spanking was soon cut short.
“Leroy Jenkins!” a familiar voice shouted as The Batter fell from the roof and onto Celestia’s back.... With dark blue panties with a moon symbol on his head under a lampshade. “VENGEANCE FOR THE SPANKED!!!” He shouted,
“E-BUCKING-NOUGH!” Celestia said as her mane roared to flames, bucking the batter and then, when he fell within range, she planted a good buck to his face, sending him flying into the nearest castle wall. This, in return, causing the royal guards to come running in and seeing the red mark on her rear.
“Batter, you are a visitor on Chara’s behalf, do not be like her!” Celestia shout, her eyes threatening to turn black and orange.
The Batter got up, his wounds somehow healed and then said “Yeesh, calm down.” He said and took off the lampshade, revealing the blue panties, which he quickly took off and put away before anyone could get a good look..
“Calm down? Calm down!? You delayed Chara’s spankings, you’ve embarrassed me twice, and you tell ME to bucking. Calm. DOWN?!” Celestia said, suddenly using the Canterlot Voice, her rage left burnt marks on the castle roof.
“Maybe, he could take my spankings as punishment!”I said trying to throw him under the bus.
The Batter’s eyes widened “...You son of a glitch.” He muttered, with surprisingly a lack of anger in his tone.
“Actually, I know something far worst than just one spanking session..” She said with a malicious grin. “Sleep well tonight, Batter.” Celestia said as her mane’s flames turned blue, then soon turned back to their normal mane flowing appearance. “By the way, consider yourself congratulated for almost forcing me to my second leveled form.”
“But he's going to get my punishment right?” I asked hoping against hope that she would give it to him instead.
“Huh, I never thought she might be one of those kind of ponies.” The Batter muttered with a small trace of alarm and shock in his voice.
“What I have in store for him will be far worst than what I did to you, Chara.” Celestia said, her anger now replaced with that familiar serenity.
“So my punishment is done!” I said hopefully not even feeling sorry that I've been trying to throw the batter under the bus.
“Crap. ...Can I stay with you and Link for the night?” The Batter asked. At this moment, Sans looked paler than he looked before, as if some sort of spell had be casted on him.
“Um… no, our contact is complete! Ba-Bye!” I said, doing my best overly happy wave and my best bratty grin. As he was sucked through a portal with a look of sheer rage as he held up his two hands giving me a double middle finger “You mother fuc-” before vanishing in the portal just as Link walked into the room.
“Alright, what in Din’s unholy wrath did you do, Chara? Silver Bullet was panicking when he came to visit.” Link asked.
“Would you believe it's because I summoned the batter?” I asked with a smile that I hoped was convincing.
“Right now, Frisk has been crying for some reason of whatever she was sensi-” Link stopped in mid sentence as he gave Chara a firm glare. “Did you get hurt..”
“I gave her a spanking for writing graffiti.” Celestia explained.
“Well, you also ended up harming Frisk since the two were once one.” Link said, causing Celestia to grow paler than usual.
For some reason after hearing this, I was enraged, sudden turning around and punching Celestia in the muzzle.
Celestia held a expression of anger, confusion, shame, and disbelief. “...L-looks like I’ll need to figure out a different k-kind of punishment both of you w-..” She stopped as an amused grin spread across her muzzle. “Perhaps i’ll have Frisk teach you the ways of mercy.”
“Mercy what's Mercy? is that another word for coffin.” I said trying to do my best impression of Broly.
“Nope.” Celestia said with a smile, walking off and leaving me confused and concerned but I think I hid it well.
Meanwhile, Luna was heard asking Celestia “Have you seen my panties? ...And more importantly, my book of… private things?” She blushed at the mention of it.
“...Remind me to find whoever gave you those, Sister.” Celestia said as the two vanished around the corner.
“Hylia damnit..” Link mumbling under his breath he glared at Chara
“What, it's not my fault.” I said trying to look innocent.
“But why summon my friend, Sans?!” Link exclaimed. “Great, now we have two of his tokens here. You better keep your copy safe, I’d rather not have some villain controlling him.”
“Hey, I only summoned him because I was bored and it fell on my head!” I yelled back at him with a glare as I brought up the load button.”Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sister to go comfort.” I said before disappearing.
“I- oh for the love of- Chara- FFFFF-” Link was frusterated beyond reasoning
