Pin at a Pie

by Verzeih Turncoat

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Romance, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Random, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1033

Living breathing Pinata and Pinkie Pie... yeah...

Dale, dale, dale

No pierdas el tino

Porque si lo pierdes

Pierdes el camino

Dale, dale, dale

No pierdas el tino

Mide la distancia

Que hay en el camino

Dale, dale, dale

No pierdas el tino

Porque si lo pierdes

Pierdes el camino

Dale, dale, dale

Dale y no le dio

Quítenle el palo

Porque sigo yo

Published 2018-02-14 19:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-02-14 19:00:06 UTC

May I

The little pink pony named Pinkamena Diane Pie has a passion known in all of Ponyville. It is parties of all kind, shapes and forms. She enjoys to plan, host and participate in them. Just the other day she had met the literally Incarnation of Chaos at her favorite party outlet store and was giving him guidance on a tea-party.
This day she wanted to hear how it went so she trotted outside of Ponyville to the little house of her good friend Fluttershy, the one and only guest of said tea-party. The young mare stepped up to the door and knocked. Shortly after, a yellow coated pegasus opened the door, but behind her Pinkie Pie saw one of the most astounding things she had seen in her whole life, and she was not new to the wonders of Discord or the world itself.

"Oh... hi Pinkie what brings you... here."

Fluttershy looked bewildered as the pink earthpony just made her way pass her without a single word. Pinkie´s blue eyes were fixxed on a figure made from papier-mache. A many colored pinata in form of a pony was running around in Fluttershy´s cottage. Breathing, jumping, winking and sneezing.
The most colorful little pony Pinkamena had ever seen. Her eyes made of stickers, one red one purple, were full of life and more joyful as any birthday-foal. She wore a smile so wide and bright it was only matched by Pinkie Pie´s smile.

"Ai aiaiaiaiashooo!" the pinata sneezed again. Scattered candy and confetti around her.

Pinkie´s could only utter an amazed little: "Wooow."

"Gesundheit." responded Fluttershy at almost the same time as Pinkie expressed her amazement about this half her size little wonder. The pegasus smiled at her friend as it was rare to see Pinkie Pie of all ponies speachless.
It did not hold for long as Pinkie Pie almost jumped at her.

"May I keep her?"

"Uhm sure. Discord gave..." Fluttershy paused for a a while. "Her?"

"Ugh! Of course, she is a girl. Just look at those eyes."

Fluttershy saw the printed eyelashes, that usually indicates a female character design. She did not really had took notice of the pinata at Discord´s place. There were way more extraordinary things around her that she would have take note of the presumed gender of a party decoration. The singing ginseng tea that enjoyed the hot bath in the flying tea pot for example.

"Discord gave the pinata to me, but I am sure he would not mind if you take her."

"Doesn´t she have a name?" asked Pinkie with a sad tone in her voice.

"I don´t think so..." mumbled Fluttershy. It was always difficult to understand Pinkie´s view on things. "I guess you can name her yourself."

Pinkie Pie watched this little marvel with dreamy eyes of a close distance before she asked her: "Would you like to come with me Pinita Colada? My name is Pinkie Pie and I would love to have you around me."

Pinkie had a soft smile on her muzzle as she left Fluttershy´s cottage. On her side ran and jumped the little paper pony now named Pinita Colada. Pinkie Pie had chosen the name of a non-alcoholic variate of the Pina Colada for her.

The little pinata Pinita Colada, Pinkie could not think of a better name for her. She was also sweet and full of sugar.

The gazes of the ponies in Ponyville were almost exclusively placed on them as Pinkie did her grocery shopping. For as much strange events that have happend around town. They never have forgotten how to wonder about the stuff happening to them. A living pinata was sure on the more pleasant side of weirdness, but strange nonetheless.
Some foals came running to get a better view on Pinita. Pinkie watched them interact and play until a filly was grabbing a stick with their mouth. Suddenly she was standing between the foals and Pinita.

"What do you think you are going to do."

"Breaking the pinata?"

"NEVER EVER!" Grabbing the paperpony with her fluffy tail Pinkie ran away. With the pinata on her back and a group of foals on her tail ponies all over town thought the party pony got a new idea for a party game. More and more fillies and colt joined into the chase for sweets. All over town ponies were smiling at the display of their local source of joy playing with a huge number of foals.

For Pinkie Pie it was not that funny. She would have enjoyed the rush and the laughter of the young ponies if it was not ringing of death and destruction of Pinita Colada. "Get her." Sticks were waved around in many different colored auras by little unicorn. Pinkie zoomed around the corners to face another group of foals. Not matter where she hid they found her. This was worse than playing hide and seek with her sisters. There was a life on the line. A sweet little life that did not understand to be quiet while hiding. Just now three pegasi flew over their heads. Armed with the sticks of certain doom in their mouth they came in flying as they heard Pinita sneeze.
The rackets swung close to Pinita´s head as the foals tried to not hit Pinkie Pie. "Wow, she´s fast!" Pinkie ran over to Sugarcube Corners but a pretty large group has gathered already there. "Told you she was going to get here." It was impossible to get inside with all these foals in the way.
The Everfree Forest? No, to dangerous. Twilight´s castle? No, they will look for her best friends places next. Maud´s cave? Wait... that counts as both. Pinkie was kept running. Where to hide? Where to hide? The sound of fast flapping wings paired with the rumbling of wheels on the uneven ground. An orange pegasus filly was rushing in on her scooter with her wings to propel her forward and a stick in her front leg.

"Oh not you too, Scootaloo!"

The filly stopped looking after the pink blur jumping into the next street. "Did... did Pinkie just excluded me?" Scootaloo was scratching her head.