Queenpin

Allie Way; An erratic, ecstatic, egotistical has-been, takes a protégé under her metaphorical wing and teaches him the ways of the bowling sport. Regardless of him being a teensy-weensy bit reluctant—okay, a LOT bit reluctant. For good reason.

Rated T for Teletubbies

Strike three! You're outta here!... wait, what?

In which bowling prodigy, Allie Way, loses her horn in a not-bowling-related accident. In a time of drunk angst, she discovers an almost natural bowler, like herself, a colt named Button Mash. Soon ~~practically foalnapping him~~ taking him under her wing, Allie brings him to bowling tourneys all across the country of Equestria!

A mother/son duo the world has never seen! Literally! As he's, you know, not really her son... eh, they'll figure out the legality of it all later down the road.

It's time to strike fast and make it big!

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Yes, this is all just a giant frickin' reference to the movie "Kingpin (1996)"

We need a darn Allie Way/Pinny Lane character tag; the shade thrown is real.

Also, it turns out I can make a summary without swearing in it. Good job, me, you're growing up.

Enjoy!