Sir Bloodstar De Mancy III stared at the beautiful town before him. It wouldn’t be complete though, not until he brought his radiant presence close enough to bathe the town in glory and allow it to fulfil its potential. He was the alicorn of the highest pedigree and was superior in every aspect. His coat was of black and red stripes signified how regal he was. Wings bathed the world around him with heat and light.
ima gonn save da world k he said nd gat me som cute waifus to
He continued down the beat path, head held high. After all, what could possibly go wrong? All he had to do was demolish a few bad guys with the might of his magic and the strength of his flaming wing katanas. Wait no, he had opted for energy swords. Having played so many video games, he had learned that there were such things as weight limits, and he didn’t want to carry too much in case there was better loot down the road.
wate a minut he thought wat if pinki pai use her pinky sens den i will be in trouble oh noes!!!!!
So he hid behind the conveniently placed bush in front of him, and waited to see if Pinkie Pie was going to dare sneak up on him. Pinkie Pie was a lot of fun, and he didn’t want to have to smite her for intruding upon his infinite form. It was too much for mortals to bear, so he had to avoid the, well until he cast his spell. But he had to wait for the bad guy. Because it wouldn’t be right if he won the game too early. It was a piece of cake. And then he heard the bouncing down the road and knew he had to jet.
fuk fuk fuk he cursed i neid too gat away beefor seh sopts me
He knew he had a bad cursing habit, or rather he enjoyed cursing so he didn’t notice how much what he thought was Pinkie Pie had gained on him.
haha i gatchu u n00btub said the newcomer u wil neva excap justis!!!!!!!!1111
So he turned around and met the katana with his energy sword. They had an epic duel for a while, before the second alicorn decided to speak up.
lolbichplz he replied to the equally black and red alicorn with ice wings im tru justic fuul
But then the third flourished his cape and appeared out of nowhere. He donned a dark mask and had a lot of pockets.
i supercoolninja naurto!!! feer mai al powurful kunai
And then he teleported again just because he could. It looked cool too, and he liked the effects.
tiem for my ninjusu said the third alicorn nun sahll satnd befor me!!!111
He put his hoofs together and somehow managed to make hand signs. During this time, the energy sword cut through the flimsy katana, because logic decided to apply itself at the moment. And then a rocket came out of nowhere
wat da fuk???!!?12211212 they all exclaimed hoo da fuk is atakking us???
And contestant number four shouldered his rocket launcher and prepped another. They all stared at him, ready to dodge rocket number two. Number two used the distraction to pull another katana out of his ass.
waet no nto my as u dumb modafukker number two said angrily wow u noob wat u doin
But number five wasn’t going to have any of this, oh no. He wanted all them girls for himself. So he pulled out his assault rifle, complete with silencers, scopes stacked all over each other and some lasers. It also had a grenade launcher and an energy cycler in case he wanted to fire plasma.
lololol i gat u alll in my sites nigas he said smiling luks laik i wins dis won!!!
And then number six spoke softly and carried a big stick. So he shot a nuke.
hehe he chuckled to himself dey nevar see wat was comein heheheheheheh
With all this racket going on, Twilight thought the town was crazy. What kind of sane pony would be up at this hour. She assumed it was the party that Pinkie Pie had magically managed to clean up and stow away since Pinkie had seen Twilight go to her bed. Yet she was too tired to actually look at what was going on, and so was every other pony, as they were partied out.
So the nuclear fallout worked its way into what was just an ordinary forest and mutated everything. Nobody knew that Rainbow Dash’s cloud house had managed to drift its way over the forest.
When Twilight failed to find Rainbow Dash later, she decided to build one of her own.
Crush Kill Destroy Swag
And so the rampant Rainbow Dash went into battle with the group of red and black alicorns, all of varying sizes and shapes. All of them who were Rainbow Dash fanatics immediately disappeared, as their dreams were crushed. The rest were more or less apathetic. The poor robot immediately got blasted out of the air by a multitude of rockets, plasma, normal bullets, incendiary bullets, explosive bullets, tank rounds, mortar shells, and some other strange weaponry that the black and red alicorns had managed to bring.
Crush Kill Destr-
The alicorns were left to their own devices. Except some of them were so attracted to each other because they were all in the image of each other. Each of them was the epitome of physical perfection.
unf anh ah unf ah they all grunted ufn a;dkf;adlfasdka;hrguioghda;dkfajkdfad;fjakdf
So they had an orgy and breeded little small red and black alicorn children. It was too much epicness to handle in one location, so they all imploded over the forest, shrouding the cured Luna with black dust, just as the stars were coming to her aid.
And so it was that Nightmare’s stage was set.
For she is your worst nightmare.
