A Boy in an All Girls School

As Spike walked down to the dorm lobby, he tried to ignore the girls looking at him. When he finally got there, he saw his friends waiting for him. He went over to them and said, "Finally, hopefully we can get some peace and quiet."

Pinkie Pie asked, "So how's your first day so far?"

Spike sighed and said sarcastically, "Well let's see, so far I've caused an explosion that knocked me out cold, the voices in my head have come back, got my lip bitten in theater, and had a bunch of girls slip their panties through my mail slot. All in all, pretty good day."

Pinkie raised an eyebrow saying, "How is that a good day?"

"Sarcasm is a foreign language to you isn't it Pinkie?" Spike said sighing

Rainbow Dash laughed lightly, "Got to say, never saw that last part coming. And voices? Did that explosion burn your brains or something?"

Spike rolled his eyes and said, "I've had voices in my head since I moved away. My therapist thought it had to do with the fact that I wasn't around you guys, and the voices were there to comfort me when other people couldn't."

Rarity looked at him concerned, "Are you sure you'll be okay Spikey-wikey? Maybe you should see Ms. Cadence."

He blushed lightly at her concern and said, "I'll be fine Rarity, I managed to live with them back in Fillydelphia, I should be able to manage it now." He was about to ask if they wanted to go get something to eat, but Cocoa popped her head out of his school coat pocket. "Oh right, this is Cocoa. She always has a way to get out of her cage, so I just gave up after a while."

Fluttershy tickled the ferret under its chin and giggled as she made a cute squeaking sound, "She's adorable!"

Spike smiled and said, "Thanks Fluttershy. Why don't we go get something to eat before we go back to class?"

Dash said, "Sure, I could use something in my gut."

The group walked down to the student lounge and each got a soda and a candy bar. Spike said as he fed some potato chips to Cocoa, "It's times like these I wish I was in my uncle Alfon's shoes..."

Twilight raised an eyebrow and asked, "Isn't he in jail?"

Spike sipped his soda and said, "Exactly, I'm serious when I say a year in jail would be more fun than a single school day here." As more girls came into the lounge, he stood up and said, "I'm going to get some fresh air in the courtyard." he walked out of the lounge, ignoring the other girls' looks as he made his way to the courtyard.

When he got to the courtyard, he sat down on a bench and lit a cigarette. As he inhaled and exhaled the smoke, he heard what he was afraid of, the girls. "Spike!? What are you doing with that!?" Twilight yelled out.

Spike sighed, "I'm not a kid anymore, I'm eighteen for God's sake. If I want to smoke, I can."

Twilight stuttered to make words, saying, "But you- How did I- Why would you-" before screaming in frustration.

Rainbow Dash chuckled and sat next to Spike and said, "Got another one?"

Spike looked surprised, but gave her a cigarette and lit it for her before saying, "Never took you for a smoker Dash"

Dash blew out a cloud of smoke and said, "It's just a habit, I don't do it often enough for it to be a health problem."

Twilight sighed, "I don't know why I even bother."

Applejack chuckled and said, "Not that I approve, but smoking is shown to be a good way of relieving stress, and by the looks of it, Spike's got a lot of that."

As the seven of them talked about what they had been doing since the last time they saw each other, the bell to end the break rang and Spike said, "Better get going, I'll see you guys at lunch." before walking towards the gymnasium.