Bage Gale, prounounced 'Beige'; Guard, Castaway, Inmate, thief, schizophrenic, crazy, and convict... just escaped from prison.

Process of escaping: Using a withered plate as a bludgeon to foil a Prison Guards attempt to sedate him. Next step was leaping over a 40 hoof wall and galloping into the night with an item of interest.

Case in point, no prison is that good at holding someone. Now there's a weird pyscho on the loose, who has something very important in his possesion. Question is though,

What trouble will it get him into long the line? Better yet, what can Bage do to get into trouble?

Contains a diabolical amount of procrastination and sass.