Captain Falcon Falcon Punches Spike
The sun shined so bright that everypony in Ponyville was sweltering with heat, sweat cooling their bodies and brows. Spike stood in the middle of Ponyville, for he was waiting for Twilight to get out of the bookstore since she was there all day. Knowing that the heat was unforgiving, Spike had no choice, but to enter the bookstore with his boredom trailing behind him. The only thing he could do was stare into the abyss that was…
“F A L C O N K I C K”
Suddenly, Spike was kicked in the face by Captain Falcon. His flaming kneecaps knocked the kahoots out of the dragon’s kicking cranium. He flew to a Ponyville house and slammed himself into the pavement with a mighty slam. Spike stood stuck on the wall, Captain Falcon went up to him and kicked him in the dragon balls. His testicals flew into the sky and then dived back down by gravity’s pull. It hit Spike in the face and landed on the floor with a heavy splat.
“S H O W ME Y O U R M O V E S”
Spike looked up at the smiling avenger, Captain Falcon and screamed with a hell that hath no fury. He watched him, before Captain Falcon kicked him in the testes again, causing Spike to scream in agony.
“What do you want from me!?” screamed Spike.
“Y E S !”, Captain Falcon said before turning around and pelting the incapacitated dragon with his butt cheeks. Saying “Y E S !”, over and over again with each hit of his ass cheeks onto Spike’s face. Suddenly, he stopped slapping his massive glutes and farted all over Spike’s dragon face. The smell of methane permeated Spike’s dragon senses, and it caused his eyes to water with the smell of burnt tacos. Then, Captain Falcon picked up Spike and looked him in the eyes, Spike too terrified to know what to do.
“S H O W Y A M O V E S !”, then Captain Falcon threw Spike in the air and charged a powerful attack in his fists. Spike screamed as he fell down to the Equestrian Earth, before being swatted out into oblivion by another falcon punch. He hit the bookstore that Twilight was in, and destroyed it with his force. Spike looked around him, and found the nopony was there. To his surprise, Twilight left him to die, he knew this day would come. For she always wanted to get rid of him at one point, but now it was happening all too fast.
Captain Falcon leaped in the air and did a three-hundred and sixty degree backflip, before landing and kicking Spike in the stomach with his weight. A bit of dragon organs fell out of his throat, and Spike was going to be unconscious in a just a few minutes. The last thing he saw was Captain Falcon eating his intestines, blood covered the attackers face before Captain Falcon gave a thumbs up to the dragon.
“Y E S !”
Spike closed his eyes, the sound of heavy guitar and a saxophone played in high tempo. He was left to rest and find himself in darkness.
The sound of trumpets gave out into the darkness. Then, a light shined down and it was a troupe of trumpet players, they played a high-upbeat song with a weird distorted tone. Suddenly, the light shined down on Spike and he looked around himself, some curtains and a audience that was too dark too see.
“Achem”, “cough”, “cough”, “cough”, “achem”, “Ecchh”, “Ouuchh”, Eaach”, I eat ass.”
The crowed cheered at Spike, his endearing ovation turned many heads in the celebratory gala. Then, Spike took out a glock and shot himself in the head. His brains slid down into the black floor and bits and pieces of his skull shattered over the audience that he couldn’t have seen.
The audience laughed heartily at the display, before Captain Falcon appeared instantaneously and kicked Spike’s corpse into the darkness. As ravenous as they seem, they started passing the dragon and taking pieces of his body around to consume, he was the savior after all, and his body was the only thing that could save them.
All that was left was Spike’s ear lobes, because no one wants to eat that shit.
Twilight returned to the bookstore and found Spike missing.
“Spike? Where are you?” she said to herself.
Suddenly, Captain Falcon appeared behind her.
“Y E S !”
Then, he shoved his big falcon cock into her horse pussy and she screamed a loud neigh. Each time Captain Falcon pumped himself into her, Twilight would degenerate into an animal, neighing like a real horse because Falcon Cock was too powerful. She could feel his hot fire spunk into her open flame. Captain Falcon shouted out "Eaaaaaaugh" and ejaculated into Twilight. Her womb grew immense, from the large amount of sexual spunk that Captain Falcon was putting out.
She fell off of him and landed on her back, then she returned to her normal mental state.
"Huaaagh, what happened!?"
"Y E S !"
"Who are you, what have you done with Spike!?"
Then, she could feel something forming inside her stomach. She screamed as the seed inside her gelatinous belly started to form hard. Then, she gritted her teeth and groaned as the belly finished it's job. Soon, she touched her belly and found that she was pregnant.
"What have you done, Eaaaugh!??"
Twilight Sparkle felt her stomach go through labor, before some water flowed out of her cunt. She pushed as hard as she could, blood sometimes flowing out from her painful pushes. Suddenly, a green claw came out of her, and then a dragon head. Out came Spike the Dragon, fully grown like before, but with a smoother skin.
He stood up and looked around himself, and found Twilight exhausted with amniotic fluid flowing out of her.
"What the fuck?" said Spike.
Captain Falcon raised his hand in salute.
"G O O D J O B !"
Then he flew into the sky like a rocket ship towards space.
Spike looked down at Twilight and gave a smile.
"So does that mean I'm your real kid now?" he said
"No fuck off." said Twilight.
Author's Note
Wow!
