Princess Luna's Dirty Secret

by SageLovesLuna

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Random
Length: 4915

Princess Luna is not who you think she is. And one night, Derpy happens to derp along in her way.

Princess Luna is one who many ponies don't think much about. Though this princess has done a lot of ponies, she hasn't done one in particular. One night, Derpy happens to derp into Luna's favourite nightclub. And the fun begins…

Warning: There are bad words :c just to let you know…
and it is a fast-paced story, and a quick read.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-24 01:42:52 UTC

Derping on the Dancefloor

"Oh Luna! I'm so tired! You go ahead and keep watch on Equestria now, it's already evening anyway," Princess Celestia announced. She trotted off to her bedroom to get some rest. Princess Luna was not in the mood for watching over Equestria. She was going to go have some fun tonight. Well she had fun everynight...

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The perfect nightclub was called "The Trash Heap" and Luna went there everynight after her sister went to bed. Her favourite mare performed there frequently and Luna hated to miss the chance to enjoy her body after her performance. Vinyl Scratch, AKA DJ PON-3. At night, most ponies at the Heap were drunk and tipsy so no one really recognized Luna. Many regulars who came there had had a one-night stand with the princess before. Her first visit to the Heap was a couple years back after Nightmare Night. Party pony, Pinkie Pie, one of the mane six, had begged Luna to come have some real fun. Yeah, some fun it was. Luna had done the unthinkable with three stallions and eight mares that night. Included in the eight was the mane six, itself: Pinkie, Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack. All of them were dragged in by Pinkie to go to the Heap.

Luna stood at the bar sipping some Vodka. Sometimes the princess didn't even know what she drank at the club. Vinyl was almost done. Her tunes were the best, Luna stomped to the beat. She saw something weird in the crowd. A pegasus crashing into everypony who was dancing. The pegasus trotted over to the bar, Luna got a good look at her. She was grey and had a weird bubble-looking cutie mark. But the most unusual thing about the mare was her yellow eyes. They were looking in different directions!

"Um, who are you?" Luna asked the unsual pegasus.

"Derpy Hooves!" Derpy giggled and grabbed a huge beer from the bar counter. She gulped the whole jug down. Luna was horrified. Derpy's eyes swiveled around and then she burped. Luna felt like this pony was high or something!

"Hehe! I love your mane, so sparkly and long! Hehe!"

Luna was suddenly flattered, "Thankyou! You're actually pretty sweet, Derpy. I'm Lu-  I mean I'm Lucy! Hehe.."  Luna couldn't tell this random somepony her real name! What if she told everypony about her?

"Really? I thought you were Luna? You know I'm a mailmare? I deliver to your castle!"

"Oh.. Um well don't tell anyone. I don't trust anypony at this club, I just came here to meet somepony and have a drink," Luna admitted, blushing. Derpy laughed and asked Luna to come out onto the dancefloor.

"I don't dance Derpy..."

"Neither do I, did you see what a ruckus I created out there? C'mon Luna!"

Derpy pushed Luna onto the floor and started dancing to Vinyl's tunes. Luna blushed, and tried to not just stand there.

"Aw Derpy, I can't do it! You're so good at it!"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Derpy and Luna laughed. The music stopped. Luna had to ditch Derpy quick so she could meet Vinyl, but she just couldn't... As awkward as she was, Derpy was really cute and Luna felt really hot around her. She watched grimly as Vinyl grabbed her bag of equipment and left the Heap.

"What are you lookin' at?" Derpy asked, trying to look and see what Luna was so interested in.

"Nothing! Look Derpy, the Heap is gonna close soon it's 3:00 in the morning. I'm supposed to be watching over Equestria too," Luna said having her last slurp of Whiskey.

"Your leaving? But I don't want to go home alone, tonight! Luna atleast come home with me for a little bit! Please!" Derpy pouted. She looked so cute. Luna couldn't resist, she kissed her. Derpy's eyes swiveled around and she blushed.

"Where do you live?" Luna asked.

"Cloudsville," Derpy smiled. She felt like she had a crush on Luna...

The two mares flew up to Cloudsdale, both thinking about the fun they'd have that night. Derpy led the way to her home, it was small but cozy. The bedroom was grand though, the bed was made of clouds. Luna layed down on the bed and smiled at the mare next to her,"I think I love you..."

"I don't know if it's all that beer I drank that's talking or what because I think I love you too..." Derpy whispered, she kissed Luna. The two drifted off into a sleep of love...

The next morning, Derpy woke up alone, where was Luna? She smiled at the memory of yesterday night and got ready to deliver mail. Was it a one-night stand? Derpy hoped it wasn't she really felt for Luna, her princess. She must've left because of these stupid eyes! Derpy thought, glumly. She sighed,"No pony will ever love me because of my freaking eyes! Damn it!" Derpy cried and cried until she spotted a letter for Celestia in her pile of mail to deliver. She had to go to the castle! She could see Luna! Derpy wasn't going to bump into anything today, she was going to fly as fast as she could and do her job right. No more complaints from that bossy Rainbow Dash. All she ever does is sleep with that one pony from Sweet Apple Acres, snorted Derpy. Nope, today Derpy was a lovestruck mare and not that retarted, idiot pegasus, everypony thinks she is.

The first letter in the mail bag was for Rarity. Derpy snorted, that prissy unicorn who thinks she's all that! She flew to Rarity's Boutique and heard a conversation going on from the window:

"I'm not kidding Rarity! Twilight said everypony knows about Luna's affair with some mysterious pegasus last night at the Heap! Pinkie saw the two and told everypony this morning! Isn't it just disgraceful that our Princess Luna, instead of watching over us at night, does this crap?" A young purple dragon complained to the lovely white unicorn.

"Oh Spike, didn't anyone tell you? Luna is a total slut! She has been in bed with almost everypony, after getting drunk at the Heap! Including Twilight, Fluttershy, AJ, Rainbow, and I! All because of Pinkie, who probably has been in bed with her many times before! It was horrifying! I'm no fillyfooler, Spike! Pinkie Pie got us all tipsy at the Heap, we couldn't control ourselves! Ugh! Celestia herself is probably sleeping with her too, no wonder no one can tell Luna to stop, she's hypnotized everypony! What a slut!" Rarity whined. Derpy growled, Luna isn't a slut! But are all those things true? She hovered inside and handed Rarity her mail, then slipped out of the shop, quickly.

There was only a few more letters after that, and Derpy was ready to deliver the last letter to Celestia in the evening when Luna would be out. But as she hovered near the balcony of the Canterlott castle, she heard strange things:

"Luna, you need to stop your affairs and visits to that Heap! Everypony is complaining!" Celestia complained.

"But Celestia, may I remind you how many affairs you have had? And how many you've had with me?" Luna said.

"Those were hot times.. hehe but Luna, I've stopped my ways! Just get one mare partner and have a relationship with her, don't have different partners! And stop going to the Heap!" Celestia stormed out of Luna's bedroom. Luna stood on the balcony, crying. Derpy gave her the letter.

"I heard that conversation..." She said. Luna nodded and put the letter on the table in the room.

"I hate myself I'm such a slut! I need to stop this bad habit and stick with one mare, you," Luna whispered. Derpy blushed and shed a tear.

"I love you, Luna..."

"I love you too, Derpy..."

Scratch's Wrath

The next morning, Luna woke Derpy up. The two had dreamt of only each other and love. Derpy had to start on her mail route though, and Luna had to sleep in the day. Celestia wasn't in the castle, she must've left for that huge party at Sugarcube Corner for Angel Bunny's Birthday. Psssh, I'm not going to that party, where everyone will judge me, Derpy thought. And Luna hadn't ever been invited to a party before. So the two had to continue a regular day. But Luna didn't want to, the two had to have a steady relationship and get to know each other.

"Derpy, can't you ditch your mailmare job for today?" Luna begged. Derpy rolled her eyes and laughed.

"So is that a no?"

"Well, the thing is that I need bits and I need to work to earn them. So how about after I'm done with my mail route we meet here in the evening and hang out a bit in Ponyville before midnight, so Celestia won't yell at you again?" Derpy suggested while brushing her teeth. Luna thought that plan was perfect, she made the bed and headed for the bathroom, after saying bye to Derpy.

With Derpy gone, Luna was absolutely bored. Usually in the morning Celestia would be there for her. But Luna had to stop her affair with her own sister. Luna thought for a minute, she had to call Vinyl because she ditched her that night!

"Hello? Vinyl?" Luna whispered into the phone, afraid of Vinyl's reply.

"Luna? What the hell you want, you slut? I can't believe I saw you with Derpy!" Vinyl yelled full of fury.

"Derpy? Well, she's my marefriend now! What's your freaking problem? Did you think we were serious, you bi-"

"Don't call me bad names! I don't do a different mare each freaking night! What ever, now I don't even think we can be friends! You're just somepony that I used to know!" Vinyl yelled and hung up. Luna was confused, did that mare actually think that we were going together?

"What the hell! We just used each other once in a while, and I'm gonna stop my ways! Fine then, I'm just somepony! Somepony who's a princess! ARG!" Luna roared to herself. She was going to give Scratch a piece of her mind!

"That unicorn just thinks she can spread rumours 'bout me! UGH! Why do I have to do all this crap! I should've known that I must suffer consequences!" Luna was going to fly all the way to Scratch's apartment in Ponyville.

Derpy was distracted with dirty thoughts of Luna in her mind, as she delivered mail. She couldn't wait for their date that evening.

"Only one last package for Vinyl Scratch! Oh, her apartment is in Ponyville, so this won't be a long distance!" Derpy told herself. Her mail routes were going much smoother, she wasn't bumping into things that often. Huge accomplishment for Miss Hooves! Derpy flew into the lobby and found out that Vinyl lived on the 3rd floor, she took the elevator. Almost in an instant, she was at her home, Derpy rang the bell. Vinyl opened it, she looked angry, but you couldn't really tell because of those huge shades she wore.

"Package for Miss Scratch!" Derpy announced. Vinyl looked her up and down and growled as she grabbed her package.

"You're that somepony who was with Luna at the Heap!"

"No, I'm not a somepony! I'm a mailmare who has somewhere to go right now.." And with that Derpy quickly escaped into the elevator. Vinyl growled and jumped in, just as fast, and grabbed Derpy by the tail.

"You jerk! Because of you I'm heart broken! Come in here! I must show you my rage!" Vinyl pulled Derpy into her apartment and locked the door. Derpy was scared, extremely scared.

"You must pay! I loved Luna! I thought what we had was real! But you had to come in between, huh retard?" Vinyl slapped Derpy, and she started crying instantly.

"Shut up, idiot! I'm a talented DJ who is famous throughout Equestria, and you're just a retarted mailmare who makes less than minimum wage! I'm rich with bits! Why did you appeal to a princess, over me? Speak, retard!" Scratch screamed in Derpy's ear, making her whimper even more.

"I..I..I don't know... Maybe it's because I'm kind-hearted and I believe in true love? I don't care about how much bits anypony has? And I'm not a retard! That's mean to say! I was born with eyes like this.. Please, Vinyl let me go! Yes, Luna and I are together now! Just take in the truth, for once! Please don't hurt me!" Derpy pleaded while crying. Vinyl started to cry too, Derpy was such a cute, kind pony. Why was she being so mean to her?

"JUST GO!" Vinyl yelled through tears. Derpy trotted out of her apartment quickly, before the unicorn changed her mind.

Derpy History

Derpy History

Luna and Derpy snuggled with each other on the sofa in the tiny living room. Luna suddenly began snorting and laughing, maniacally. Derpy just stared and felt herself shake. Her marefriend continued the act, until Derpy began to cry.

"W-what's s-so f-funny, Luna?" -no reply, just laughter-

"S-seriously..? Is it m-m-me?" At this point Luna stopped and began breathing hard, and Derpy was wailing.

"Why are you crying, filly?" Luna whispered in Derpy's ear and calmed her down by smoothing her mane with her magic. Her horn glowed, and then Luna kissed Derpy on the cheek. Derpy pushed her away, and stood up from the sofa, backing away from the alicorn.

"You were laughing at me? Why? My name? My eyes? My voice? Why, I once again ask, why?" Derpy shouted, looking as innocent and cute as ever. Luna gasped and immediately shook her head, her flowy mane looked even beautiful then, making Derpy gasp.

"Your name is all... and not in a bad way... Just, tell me why you are called 'Derpy', please, love. I didn't ever mean to make you cry. But Derpy? What a silly name. Why would such a pretty pegasus have this type of-"

Derpy's long sigh cut Luna off. And they both stared at each other, looking sad.

"I will tell you... If you promise to not tell anypony and never break my heart, we will be together forever, right? So I need my life partner to know the truth... Even if it may sadden you," Derpy said with an arrow in her heart. She sighed once more as Luna just eagerly waited for her to speak.

"I was abandoned at birth, because of my appearance and disorders. I don't even remember them... They left me because of my eyes.. my 'pony-tism' disorder, and my clumsiness and stupidness. Basically because I was retarded. I know this because of written accounts on my birth certificate and pony papers. They threw me in an pony-phanage. This was all in Fillydelphia, where I was born, I think. I was weird. In school, I was bullied and beaten harshly. I never did well in school. The pony-phanage throws you out when you reach high school, and they advised me to live in a less-populated place like, Ponyville. And I began high school here, roommates with one of my classmates, named Rainbow Dash. She actually had a job, and said that I could pay her back as soon as I got one. She wasn't exactly my friend, no one was, I never had any friends, but she helped me a lot. In high school, I failed every class, and I didn't exactly have a name. My only known name was Miss Hooves, and the fillies in high school began calling me 'Derpy'. I guess because of my appearance. And then everypony did, I became known as Derpy. I don't know if I like that name, but I didn't even have a name to began with.. So yeah... Oh Celestia, where was I? Oh... Sorry 'bout that, Luna! I mean, 'Oh, Luna'! Okay, so then I dropped out of high school and became a mailmare. Rainbow Dash kicked me out when I earned enough bits to pay her back, and I bought this place. Everypony still calls me 'Derpy' and makes fun of me because of high school, but that's okay, I guess... I got used to it... Then, as soon as I met you, everything has gone my way.. I'm so happy I have you, Luna. You are my bestest friend, my marefriend, my love... Thank you, my princess... My princess of the night...."

Derpy and Luna embraced one last time. Luna had to go now, it was getting deep into the night, now. Celestia would scold her, if she didn't go. Luna was extremely wet with tears, poor, poor, Derpy...

"I'm sorry, soo sorry, Derpy. I respect you. I don't care if you're retarted, poor, or whatever! I LOVE YOU! Derpy, is the best, cutest name, for the cutest, sweetest, strongest pegasus, I know and love so much. You are my reason to live from now on... Thank you, for being there, for me, my love, Derpy!" Luna was crying so much, and now Derpy was wet with tears. They kissed one last time, and Luna flew back to the castle.

Molestia Much?

It was finally Saturday. Derpy hadn't seen Luna for 4 days now, she was a very busy mailmare. She chewed on her muffin while sorting through her own mail, until she came across one from Princess Celestia...

Dear Derpy Hooves,

I'm sorry I didn't invite you over yet! You are my little sister's special somepony and I must meet you. If you aren't busy, could you please care to join Luna and I for lunch at 12:00? It would be a pleasure!

~ Your dearest sister-in-law, Celestia

Derpy gasped at the content of the letter. Princess Celestia, inviting her to a casual lunch?

"Damn!" Derpy giggled, she didn't ever curse but she couldn't hold in her happiness. Never before was a retarded pony ever asked to join Celestia for lunch. That would be ridiculous! But, maybe, Celestia didn't know about Derpy's condition!

"Well, there's no way she will know!" Derpy muttered. She was going to try to make herself look like the most ideal sister-in-law in all of Equestria!

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It was 11:55, and Celestia had a smile on her face as she set the table using her magic. Luna was quite happy, as well. It wasn't everyday her sister was in such a good mood, and today her marefriend was coming too! Celestia would just love the goofy, kind-hearted mare that Derpy was, Luna was sure of it. Suddenly, there was a knock at the castle door. Almost instantly, Luna trotted as fast as she could to the door, hearing Celestia laugh to herself.

"Hello Princess Luna, how do you do?" Derpy asked in a voice, unlike her own goofy one.

"Um, I'm doing fine?" Luna said, raising her eyebrows at Derpy's transformed behavior. Derpy nodded and waited for Luna to ask her to come in.

"Why are you staring at me? Do I have too much makeup on?" Luna asked, twitching at the creepiness. Derpy laughed, not her silly laugh, but a really sexy laugh which Luna had never had heard from her before. It sounded almost like that unicorn, Rarity's laugh.

"What the fuck..?" Luna whispered, slightly annoyed. Derpy just waited, smiling at her marefriend.

"Oh... Sorry, you may come inside," Luna acknowledged the awkwardness. Derpy trotted inside, and Luna couldn't help but stare at the pegasus' sexy flank. Luna was feeling slightly aroused at just the thought of what she wanted to do to Derpy, right now.

The three of them sat down at the grand dining table. Celestia noticed Derpy's warm smile and welcomed her.

"Thank you, Princess," Derpy said as she bowed down. Luna was feeling really annoyed because of that voice, now. Celestia shivered and shook her head.

"NO! Please don't! Look, dear. If we are going to be sisters, you don't need to do that! You practically family now!"

Derpy smiled and nodded her head. Celestia used her magic to place slices of grass and sunflower pizza on each of the plates. Grass and sunflower was Derpy's favourite, though she wondered why royalty ate such low-class pony food.

"You look surprised? What you didn't think we like to save a couple bits? We don't eat gold flakes, you know?" Celestia smirked at the confused mare. Derpy laughed that sexy laugh, again. Luna couldn't hold it in, she just smiled at Derpy and finished her food, quickly. When all three ponies finished, Celestia began asking Derpy some personal questions.

"So Derpy where are you from?"

"Uh, Fillydelphia..."

"That's nice... How's your family?"

"I'm an orphan," Derpy replied, bluntly.

"Oh, I'm sorry..." Celestia stayed quiet for a long while until Luna had to leave the table to go to the little filly's room.

There was so much awkward silence, and Derpy began to notice Celestia staring at her. Celestia gave her a flirty smile and whispered in her ear,

"I want you so bad, right now..."

Derpy swallowed hard, and stuttered as she spoke, using her regular voice, though Celestia didn't notice.

"I..I...I.. uh gotta..."

Celestia ignored Derpy's stuttering and licked her cheek. Derpy was terrified, was she being assualted, right now?

"C'mon, you are so irresistible! Don't you know how hot you are? With your sexy mane and your 'dumb-blonde-ness'?" Celestia moaned which made Derpy shiver.

"Um... Thank you?"

Suddenly, Celestia began licking her face and kissing her all over, from her face to her neck. It didn't feel as good as it did when Luna did it. It just felt plain scary and like she was being raped! Derpy whimpered as the princess began to lick her stomach...

"NO STOP PLEASE!" Derpy cried, tears were spilling out of her eyes. Celestia moaned and licked her near Derpy's most sensitive parts. Only one pony had been there before, and she couldn't help crying as Celestia raped her. She didn't feel the slightest bit aroused, at all. She felt very terrified and disgusted as her so called 'Princess' stuck her tongue inside her.

Derpy's tears wet her entire face, now. She couldn't stop this rapist from doing this to her, and wanted to disappear.

"Why me..?" Derpy whispered through tears. Where was her Luna when she needed her most?

She Did What Now?

Luna flushed the toilet, and stared at herself in the mirror. What am I? She thought to herself, grumbling. She felt like she was acting cowardly for bailing out on Derpy and Celestia. She just couldn't believe Derpy's behavior, today. Luna sighed and used her magic to apply even more eyeshadow, and eyeliner to make her look stunningly gorgeous. She wanted to impress Derpy, too. But... The odd thing was, Luna heard a loud cry coming from the living room. She shivered, what was the meaning of this?

"That bitch is going to get it! What a whore-of-a-sister I have!" Luna groaned, she stomped herself out the door, quickly, in fear of the scene that may be going on. No, it couldn't! Why would Celestia "get down" with... Derpy? This couldn't be right! Luna's stomach rumbled and she felt nauseous at the thought. Her mind was racing and she was sweating. She closed her eyes before turning around to face the living room... Thinking of why Celestia, her own sister would be doing this... She was about to open her eyes, when she heard a loud, shrill scream. She opened her eyes in a flash of a second.

"LUNA HELP ME!" Derpy wailed, she was wet with tears, her mane was drenched and a mess. She almost collapsed at the sight of her sister licking Derpy, where only she had licked before. Celestia's head was buried down there, so she couldn't see Luna, at all. Her mane was dripping from Derpy's juices, and she was just lapping it up like there was no tomorrow. Luna felt like throwing up; she kicked Celestia with her back hooves, so she would fall back and hurt her head against the bejeweled coffee table. Celestia may have had a concussion, because of how hard Luna had kicked her back. She lay unconscious, her mouth dripping with saliva and other juices, Luna tried to not think about. Derpy was still wailing, and Luna hugged her as she used her magic to fix her mane and wipe her tears.

"I'm so sorry, this had to happen. I guess, Celestia is just the whore I thought she was, she couldn't resist an innocent silly pony like you. And she has a crazy fetish for pegasi, which bewilders me. I... I.. I know it's all my fault!" Luna cried, she hid her face in Derpy's mane. Derpy herself couldn't contain the tears.

"No! If I wasn't trying so hard to act like a proper pony to impress your sister, she wouldn't of done this. It's my fault! I..I was only scared... sh..she would think less of me as a retarded idiot pony..." Derpy wailed again, she collapsed on the floor and lay there crying. Luna bent down and pet her head, camly.

"There, there. Forget about this incident, even thought it may be hard to. I'm sorry I wasn't here to stop her, I was just so-"

"No, forget about this, I don't care, I want to be with you and really want to do something with you, right now..." Derpy whispered, in that oh-so-sexy voice of her's. Luna couldn't help smiling at that...

"Not so fast... What about little-miss-molestia over here?" Luna grumbled, staring at the rapist.

"Um... We could feed her to the dragons!" Derpy announced, she was being serious.

"Hah... I wish, Derpy. But we better take her to Nurse Redheart, and quick!" Luna laughed, she couldn't contain her relief.

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The Date

Luna was flying for 10 minutes now, Ponyville was very near. She couldn't wait to show Vinyl a piece of her mind, but it was getting dark out. She hoped that Derpy wouldn't be done with her mail route, so she could have some more time to yell at Scratch. Luna growled at the thought of the DJ, what a brat! Telling everypony lies about me!

"Luna?" Said a familiar silly voice. Luna turned around, it was Derpy. She looked at if she had been crying, her eyes were reddish.

"Hey, I was just on my way to the castle, why are you going to Ponyville without me?" Derpy asked, looking as cute as ever.

"Uh..." Luna didn't know what to say, at all. She couldn't tell her marefriend about that stuck up brat!

"Lemme guess, Vinyl's apartment? I just delivered a letter there! And she interrogated me and slapped me! Saying that I took you, the one she loves, away from her!" Luna shivered, Derpy knew? Oh no! That was bad!

"I was on my way to show her a piece of my mind, because she is spreading rumours about me. She's jealous of you, because the night I met you at the Heap, I was supposed to meet up with her!" Luna explained the entire story to Derpy. Derpy shook her head, "Do you still have feelings for her? Because I don't care about your affairs in the past, you're turning over a new leaf, right? And all that matters is you and me. But I want to forget her, she called me a retard then I showed her a piece of my mind, and she let me go, she was crying!" Luna was bewildered. But all that mattered was just one mare, Derpy. And tonight was about them! She was going to forget about that Vinyl.

"So, do you wanna go to Sugarcube Corner and get some cupcakes? I LOVE CUPCAKES!" Derpy giggled.

"Cupcakes? I don't really like them.. I was thinking a fancy restaurant, you know? 'Cuz it's a date?" Derpy laughed even harder. And her eyes swiveled around.

"What's so funny?" Derpy rolled on the ground, and breathed heavily, trying to stop.

"You're the only pony in all of Equestria who doesn't like cupcakes! Woah, if Pinkie found out she'll kill.. I'm not kidding 'bout that! LOL, but aren't cupcakes fancy enough for ya? Luna, just try them!" Derpy laughed. Luna couldn't see what was so funny. Derpy bought two huge cupcakes from Mrs. Cake with sprinkles and pink frosting. She gobbled her's up instantly.

Luna stared at the cupcakes and licked some frosting.

"You know what that looks like?" Asked Derpy who was winking. Luna rolled her eyes. She ate the whole thing.

"It is actually pretty good, but I'm already full," Luna admitted. The two decided to go to Derpy's home in Cloudsville. It wasn't midnight, yet...