Chapters Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Episode 1 Dan vs. Discord
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Episode 1 Dan vs. Discord by Evan Carlton Written on June 11, 2012
The Bronies of The Neighborhood were about to jump through the portal when Twilight Sparkle herself stepped through and told Dan "hmm a short man with a goatee and a shirt with the word jerk on it yeah you're Dan alright, come on me and my friends need you your friend Chris and his wife Elise's help to defeat Discord I know you haven't seen the 2 part episode yet but Discord has escaped from his stone prison again and for some reason The Elements of Harmony aren't working on him."
Dan told her wait a minute I might not have seen the episode that he appears in which by the way is on right now and i'm missing but I just became a fan last week why don't you ask one of these guys or maybe just my friend Chris and his wife Elise they know more about your show and the land of Equestria more than me."
Twilight Sparkle told him "because we need a jerk to beat a jerk, now come on." The lavender unicorn with a bluish purple mane that has streaks of purple and pink in it performed a sleep spell on the three humans and pulled them through it. When they looked up they were in Canterlot Castle surrounded by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna, as well as all six members of The Mane Six.
Pinkie Pie jumped on Dan's gut as he was waking up and told him "wake up sleepy head." Fluttershy just told Elise to wake up but since she's not that loud anyway Elise couldn't hear her so Rainbow Dash slapped her across the face with her left hoof and Rarity told Chris in the trademark British accent that she always talks in "wake up now darling it's terrible to keep a lady waiting andall."
Chris told her "ok just give me five more minutes."
Rarity told him in an angry tone as she shook him awake "how dare you ignore me wake up now!"
Fearing for his life Chris told the white unicorn with a purple mane and tail "ok i'm up, i'm up." Chris, Dan and Elise gasped with their mouths open in shock and amazement they were really in Canterlot Castle surrounded by the two alicorn princesses and co-rulers of Equestria, plus all six members of The Mane Six. They all said at the same time "oh my god this is actually real I can't believe we're actually here."
Princess Celestia told Dan "yes Dan this is real but enough of that i'm sure my faithful student Twilight Sparkle has told y---", but before she could finish talking Dan interrupted the white alicorn princess with a long flowing wavey mane and tail that had shades of blue, green and pink in it "i'm sorry for interrupting you your highness or your majesty or whatever you want me to call you b---" Princess Celestia told Dan "Princess Celestia is fine."
Dan said "right Princess Celestia it is, by the way how do you and Twilight know the name of me and my friends?"
Princess Luna told Princess Celestia "let me handle this one my older sister." Princess Celestia told the blue alicorn with a long flowing wavey mane and tail that much like her coat of fur is also blue "very well Luna the floor is yours."
Princess Luna told Dan while talking or should I say yelling in The Royal Canterlot Voice "ME AND MY SISTER KNOW ALL ABOUT BRONIES WE TAKE IT UPON OURSELVES TO---!!!",
Dan said while covering his ears "why are you yelling at me, can't you talk like a normal person I mean pony please you're hurting my ears."
Princess Luna told him "very well as I was saying me and my sister know all about bronies on Planet Earth and the fact that on your world the adventures that Twilight Sparkle and her five friends commonly referred to by both bronies and pegasisters as The Mane Six, or occasionally The Cutie Mark Crusaders have as they learn about the magic of friendship." Princess Celestia told Dan "but besides that as my faithful student Twilight told you Discord has escaped again and we need your help to defeat him."
Dan asked Princess Celestia "ok do you have any stores in Ponyville or Canterlot that sells dynamite?" Princess Celestia told Dan "no."
Dan asked her "what about chain saws, swords or knives." Princess Celestia told Dan "no, no and no." Dan asked her in an angry tone "how can I defeat Discord if you don't have any weapons for me to use stupid ponies i'm thinking about becoming an anti brony now."
Princess Celestia told Dan "actually members of both my Royal Guard and Princess Luna's Royal Guard do have spears and swords but in case you're wondering you are not allowed to use them."
Dan told Princess Celestia I guess me and Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Pinkie Pie will just fight Discord together then, by the way Princess Celestia why did you invite Chris and Elise here."
Princess Celestia told Dan "because I knew they were you friends and would want to stay here with you by the way here you go."
Dan asked Princess Celestia "what is this?", as she handed him a necklace similar to the one I use to come to Equestria."
Princess Celestia told him "why it's a magic necklace of course, I have one for Chris and Elise as well, to return back to your home on Planet Earth or here just press the button in the middle by the way it can also act as a holographic image projector if you ever want to talk to me or my sister while you're on Earth just flip the switch on the top to hologram." Chris and Elise stayed behind in the castle throne room while Dan went along with his plan and with help from Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Applejack he beat and weakened Discord enough for them to turn him back into a stone statue with The Elements of Harmony. Dan, Chris and Elise told The Bronies and The Pegasisters of The Neighborhood what happened when they went to Equestria and they all said at the same time "wow i'm jealous I wish we could have gone to helped you guys but everything turned out ok, plus you have the means to return I wish we could have gone with you." The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Episode 2 Dan vs. Big Macintosh
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Episode 2 Dan vs. Big Macintosh by Evan Carlton Written on July 16, 2012
Dan asked Big Macintosh "are you making fun of me?"
Big Macintosh replied before walking off towards the farm on Sweet Apple Acres were he, his two younger sisters and Granny Smith live and work "nope now if ya'll will excuse me I gotta be on my way."
Dan yelled angrily towards the heavens "Big Macintosh!" Chris and Elise tried to tell Dan "Dan it was an accident Big Macintosh didn't mean to bump into you" but he refused to listen as he walked off planning how he was going to get revenge on the tall, muscular earth pony stallion with a red fur coat and a blonde mane and tail. Dan found out that Big Macintosh broke up with Cheerilee and started going out with Fluttershy so he decided that the best way to get back at Big Macintosh was to ruin his relationship with the yellow pegasus member of The Mane Six and the bearer of The Element of Kindness.
Elise grabbed Dan by the ear pulled him over to where Big Macintosh and Fluttershy and asked Dan in front of them "Dan is there something you would like to tell Big Macintosh and Fluttershy?"
Dan told them "i'm sorry i've been the one responsible for trying to ruin your relationship today, I blocked the door and window to your room for twenty minutes, then I knocked out the waiter at the restaraunt that you went too, held him up and gave you the wrong order and I was trying to destroy the flower bouquet and throw away the engagement ring that Big Mac was going to give to Fluttershy."
Fluttershy asked Big Macintosh in the soft almost quiet voice that she talks in "you were going to give me an engagement ring and flowers you're soo sweet?"
Big Macintosh told the pegasus with a yellow fur coat and a long whitish pink mane and tail "eeyup." Big Macintosh and Fluttershy hugged and kissed each other for several minutes then Elise who was still holding on to Dan's ear and pulling him told Dan as they walked off "come on Dan let's find Chris and go home." The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Episode 3 Dan vs. The Cutie Mark Crusaders
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Episode 3 Dan vs. The Cutie Mark Crusaders by Evan Carlton Written on August 10, 2012
Dan, Chris and Elise took their third visit to Equestria and just like last time wound up in Ponyville where Scootaloo riding her scooter jumped over his head because she was riding a ramp, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were holding tightly on to their pegasus filly friend with a orange fur coat and a short purple mane and tail Dan told the three fillies "hey watch where you're going you jerk you almost hit me."
Elise told Dan "jerk have you looked in a mirror lately Dan" but Dan ignored her and screamed to the heavens" Cutie Mark Crusaders!!"
Shortly after Dan walked off and formed his plan Chris and Elise came across all six members of The Mane Six who told Applejack and Rarity "Applejack, Rarity Dan showed up with us today and almost got hit by Scootaloo's scooter while Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were holding on to her I think he might want to get back at them somehow can you help us stop him?"
Before Applejack or Rarity could say anything Fluttershy asked them in the soft almost quiet voice that she talks in "can I come too I mean if you want me too that is?" (cute and adorable squeak)
Pinkie Pie jumped up and down and said in an excited tone "ooh ooh me too can I come too please?"
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash said "I guess we'll come too what about you Applejack and Rarity I mean Applebloom and Sweetie Belle are your sisters after all?"
Rarity said in the trademark British accent that she talks in "as an older sister I can't let anything happen to my little darling Sweetie Belle ok i'll come too."
Applejack said in the trademark southern accent that all members of the apple family talk in "Rare's right I can't let anything happen to Applebloom i'll come too."
Dan went around several shops, stores and houses around Ponyville asking markers to borrow and everyone either told him "aren't you too old for those" or "sorry we're out of markers today" depending on where he went until he found Snips and Snails's house and asked the two unicorn colts and their parents "hey do you have markers that I can borrow" and Snips and Snails told him "sure here you go."
Dan sneaked up on them pulled out his markers and was about to draw fake cutie marks on their flanks but then looking at how cute and adorable they were as he watched them sleep and then realizing they are just children and didn't mean to almost hit him this morning he said "I can't do it you're just children after all and you look so cute and adorable when you sleep just like Mr. Mumbles i'll just be leaving."
All six members of The Mane Six who were hiding in a bush waiting for Dan to make his move so they could stop him just before he was about to do it all said in both shock and amazement as they saw him change his mind about his revenge plan and walk off "wow Dan does have a heart after all who knew" but unfortunately they forgot to whisper so Dan heard them and then asked "who's there come on out?"
Chris, Elise and all six members of The Mane Six all stepped out from behind the bush and then Dan asked them "have you been following me around all day?"
Elise told Dan "yeah we figured you were going to do something to get back at The CMC so we followed you all day waiting for you to make your move so we could stop you just before you're about to go along with your plan but you changed your mind i'm proud of you Dan."
Dan told Elise "yeah I was going to draw fake cutie marks on them when they went to take a nap but they looked so cute and adorable when they sleep plus they are just children and I realized this plan was foolish and maybe a little childish and immature so yeah."
Rarity told him in an angry tone "I hope those weren't permanent markers do you know how hard that is too wash off your coat, plus me and my friends all earned our cutie marks a cutie mark is something that you earn how dare you even considered something so immature and childish when my sister and her friends wake up you better apoligize to them a.s.a.p."
Dan told the unicorn mare with a white fur coat and a long purple mane and tail "ok ok I was planning on apoligizing anyway."
Thirty minutes to an hour later Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo woke up and walked out of the clubhouse, both Rarity and Elise reminded Dan "Dan isn't there something you would like to tell Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo?"
Dan told Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo "I didn't do it but I was going to play a mean and immature prank on you while you were sleeping here give these back to Snips and Snails I don't need them anymore."
The three fillies forgave Dan and gave him a hug, he then told all six members of The Mane Six and The Cutie Mark Crusaders "goodbye" and then him, Chris and Elise brought out their magic necklaces given to them by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna similiar to the one that I use to go to Equestria in my Me in Equestria series or my Josh Thomas in Equestria series. Anyway The End.
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Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Episode 4 Dan vs. The Great and Poweful Trixie
Dan's Adventure With The Mane Six Episode 4 Dan vs. Trixie by Evan Carlton Written on September 21, 2012
Dan, Chris and Elise decided to take their fourth visit to Equestria upon arriving they noticed that for whatever reason Trixie had returned to Equestria and was once again showing off her magic.
Trixie said while talking in third person or I guess in this case third pony like she does "come one come all come and witness the return of The Great and Powerful Trixie."
Dan, Chris and Elise all said at the same time "oh great she's back."
Trixie asked the three humans "what are you creatures supposed to be some form of ape perhaps?"
Dan asked Trixie "what did you just call me?"
Trixie told Dan "I take it back you're not a ape you're a angry, stupid monkey."
Dan said in an angry tone as Chris and Elise held him back "let me at her come on let me at her i'll show her a thing or too."
Chris and Chris's wife Elise told Dan "come on Dan let's go hang out with The Mane Six or go to Canterlot castle and talk to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna."
Dan screamed to the heavens "Trixie!!!"
Chris and Elise then realized that Dan wasn't going to follow them and just went on to hang out with The Mane Six by themselves.
Dan then decided that the best way to get back at her was to mess up Trixie was she was showing off and performing in front of Ponyville.
All throughout the performance Dan did and said things to either distract or mess up the unicorn mare with a blue fur coat and a long silver mane and tail.
Trixie then asked Dan "you dare to mess up, distract and make fun of Trixie, well you stupid, angry little monkey tomorrow Trixie challenges you to a magic battle tomorrow."
Dan then went to Twilight Sparkle and Spike's library treehouse and asked the unicorn mare with a lavender fur coat and a bluish purple mane and tail that has shades of pink and purple on it "Twilight please tell me you know a spell that will transfer your magic knowledge and skills into me for twenty four hours please Trixie challenged me to a magic battle tomorrow and humans can't perform real magic I mean sure we have magicians back home on Planet Earth but it's all cheap, fake parlor tricks please help me please please please."
Twilight then told Dan "fine after all even though me and my friends helped a little bit you did save Equestria from Discord three months ago this is just my way of saying thank you."
Then tomorrow Dan and Trixie had their magic battle in the middle of Ponyville Town Square they did several things like lifting up and levitating a heavy object with unicorn telekinesis which Dan performed by waving his fingers, they also had a magical unicorn laser battle which Dan fired from his eyes, then they had to teleport five hundred feet which Dan performed by flicking his nose and the last two things they had to do was two magic tricks that magicians perform which was conjuring up a bouquet of flowers and pull a rabbit out of a hat.
Trixie told Dan "what a minute something feels familiar about your magic it reminds me of that miserable excuse for a unicorn Twilight Sparkle who humiliated me you asked her to transfer and magic knowledge and ability into your hairy ape like body didn't you?"
Dan asked Trixie "so what if I did I still won Trixie."
Trixie said "whatever Trixie will not put up or stand for this Trixie will be leaving me goodbye you stupid, angry ape of a monkey." Dan, Chris and Elise then brought out their magic necklaces similiar to the one Princess Celestia and Princess Luna gave me in thheld it close to their hearts and said "send me back home" just like in Me in Equestria series. The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Episode 5 Dan vs. Ponyville Elementary
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Episode 5 Dan vs. Ponyville Elementary In General (not just Cheerilee and the students) by Evan Carlton Written on November 23, 2012
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan, Chris and Elise took their fourth visit to Equestria and like usual wound up in the middle of Ponyville however this time Trixie had returned to Ponyville and was putting on a magic show just like the last time she was in Ponyville, Dan, Chris and Elise were going to ignore her and hang out with either The Mane Six or Princess Celestia and Princess Luna in Canterlot however when Trixie insulted Dan by calling him a angry little monkey Dan foolishly challenged her to a magic battle which he won because he asked Twilight Sparkle to temporarily give him some of her unicorn magic which he activated by waving his hands around. What happens next let's find out right now?
Dan, Chris and Elise used their magic necklaces given to them by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to take their fifth visit to Equestria and as usual wound up in the middle of Ponyville.
Upon setting foot on Equestrian soil in Ponyville Cheerilee asked Dan "umm excuse me sir are you Dan?"
Dan told the earth pony mare with a fuscha fur coat and a long mane and tail with both white and pink streaks on it "yeah why do you ask?"
Cheerilee told him "well I don't know how your school records from Planet Earth appeared on my desk but it said that you passed and graduated from all your classes in Middle and High School but there is a week of missing data from when you were in Elementary School so tomorrow morning you are scheduled to come down to Ponyville Elementary and fill in the missing week because you never officially graduated Elementary School, the information right here says the only reason they allowed you to go on to Junior High is because you were a bad student with anger issues, anyway that is all."
Dan screamed to the heavens "PONYVILLE ELEMENTARY!!!"
So Dan attended school for a week and on his first day Diamond Tiara asked Dan "what are you supposed to be?"
Silver Spoon told her earth pony filly friend with a pink fur coat and a long purple mane and tail with white streaks on it who always wears a tiara on her head "whatever he is Diamond Tiara he sure is ugly."
Cheerilee told her class "alright settle down my little ponies, I have an announcement before we begin class today for this week and this week only Dan over there will be attending your classes so treat him with respect while he's still here anyway let's begin."
Dan sighed before saying to himself sarcastically as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon poked him and made fun of him "this week is going to be so very fun."
However after a while Applejack's little sister Applebloom whispered to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon so Cheerilee wouldn't hear her "hey leave Dan alone."
Scootaloo said while also whispering "yeah so he looks different big deal just leave him alone."
Rarity's little sister Sweetie Belle told Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon while also whispering "yeah he's trying to learn so be quiet and leave him alone."
Diamond Tiara asked all three members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders "why should I waste my time listening to three blank flank fillies who don't even have a Cutie Mark?"
However Diamond Tiara forgot to whisper and Cheerilee asked Diamond Tiara "Diamond Tiara do you have something you want to share with the class young filly?"
Diamond Tiara told Cheerilee "no Miss Cheerilee it's nothing."
Cheerilee then said "ok good now get out some paper and a pencil it's time for a test."
Dan told himself "oh great I was never good at testing and I always hated bullies but with Cheerilee over there to keep Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in check and The Cutie Mark Crusaders standing up for me, this week might not be so bad after all."
The rest of the week flew by pretty fast and in the end Dan finally got his certificate saying that he both passed and graduated Elementary School.
Chris and Elise congratulated Dan for his hard work and not giving up and in the end graduating from Elementary School then the three human friends went back to their homes on Planet Earth. The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Episode 6 Dan vs. Discord Again?
Dan’s Adventures With The Mane Six Episode 6 Dan vs. Discord Again? by Evan Carlton Written on February 01, 2013
Last time on Dan’s Adventure With The Mane Six upon taking his fifth visit to Equestria Dan told Cheerilee that he missed a week of Elementary School on Earth and the only reason he was allowed to go on to Middle School and High School was because the teachers didn’t want to deal with him so he was told to come down to Ponyville Elementary the next day and have a week worth of school so he could get his diploma and officially graduate from Elementary School, and while he was picked on by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon at first for not being a pony The original three members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders stood up for him and befriended him. The rest of the week after that went by pretty fast and in the end he graduated from Elementary School. What happens next let’s find out right now?
Dan, Chris and Chris’s wife Elise took their sixth visit to Equestria and like usual wound up in Ponyville only this time instead of winding up in the middle of Ponyville Town Square like they normally do this time they wound up in Ponyville Fields.
Dan, Chris and Elise noticed that four of the six Mane Six members were also there and they asked them “Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle what are all of you doing here?”
Twilight told them “we’re waiting for Applejack and Fluttershy to show up Princess Celestia’s coming by soon with a very important guest and she wants all of us to meet him.”
Spike said “I think I know who the guest is and he has a deer antler, a bat wing, a snake tail and a goat leg.”
Twilight and Dan told Spike at the same time “yeah right that’s Discord.”
Rarity asked Spike in the trademark British accent that she talks in “why in the world would Princess Celestia be bringing over somepony like that?”
Spike said as he saw Princess Celestia’s sky chariot being pulled by three of her Royal pegasus Guards and he saw a seperate sky chariot with Discord’s stone statue on it also being pulled by several of her Royal pegasus Guards land on the ground at the same time “why don’t you ask her.”
Shortly after Princess Celestia and Discord’s stone statue arrived so did Applejack and Fluttershy and after she explained to all six members of The Mane Six, Dan, Chris and Elise how she wants Fluttershy to be reformed so he can use his magic for good and not evil and she wants Fluttershy to be the one to reform him all six members of The Mane Six puts on their Element of Harmony that they represent and freed Discord from his stone statue.
Dan told Discord “watch out Discord if you step out of line and do anything chaotic or evil i’ll kick your butt like last time before I tell The Mane Six to use The Elements of Harmony on you to turn you back into a stone statue.”
Discord told both Dan and Twilight at the same time “you wouldn’t want to use The Elements of Harmony on you and risk dissapointing your precious princess now would you?”
Twilight told Discord “if you step out of line and do anything bad or evil then i’m sure Princess Celestia would understand.”
Discord told her “I guess that’s true now I guess while i’m being reformed by Fluttershy I might as well stay at her cottage.”
So Dan, Chris, Elise, all six members of The Mane Six and Discord went to Fluttershy’s cottage were the other five members of The Mane Six, Dan, Chris and Elise all asked Fluttershy if she was sure she wanted to do this and she told them in the soft almost quiet voice that she talks in “Princess Celestia entrusted me to this task so I must not fail besides I think I actually know what to do.”
Twilight and Dan asked her at the same time “you do?”
Fluttershy told both of them “i’m sure I can reform him if I get him to be my friend.”
Twilight and Dan then told her at the same time “ok but if you need any help just whisper and we’ll be right over, you hear that Discord?”
Discord then told Twilight “look at me i’m pratically reformed all ready.”
Anyway both Dan and Twilight didn’t actually believe that Discord could be reformed by Fluttershy so Twilight looked for a reforming spell in her spell books but it turned out that Discord used his magic to rip them out of all of her spell books and teleport them in a bowl inside Fluttershy’s cottage and then Discord ate all of the pages from Twilight’s book that had the reforming spell in them.
When Twilight and Dan went to tell Fluttershy about this she told both of them “come by my house later for a dinner party and invite all of our friends i’ll show you how much progress he’s made.”
So Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Twilight Sparkle plus Dan all went to Fluttershy’s cottage for a dinner party were Discord made candles come alive and beat up Rainbow Dash and he also made a tea kettle come alive and squirt everybody in the face with tea which made Rarity say “not the dress not the dress.”
Fluttershy’s pet rabbit Angel bunny then came through the window and told them through a game of Charades since he and all of the other non hooved animals in Equestria can’t talk that Sweet Apple
After everybody got to one of the few dry spots at Sweet Apple Acres Fluttershy told Discord while hovering in mid air with her pegasus wings “look at the mess you caused this is Applejack’s home now use your magic to fix it.”
Discord thought about it for a little bit and said “very well i’ll fix it but only if you promise never to use your Element of Harmony on me again.”
Fluttershy said after looking at her friends who all had that look on their faces were you could tell they were thinking no don’t trust him, and then she looked back at Discord and said while taking off her Element of Kindness necklace “I promise to never use my Element of Harmony on you again.”
Discord then changed the flooded water around Sweet Apple Acres into a ice skating rink which made Fluttershy actually yell for once “Discord that’s not fixing it!!”
Discord then told her “so what i’m Discord I can do whatever I want.”
The other five members of The Mane Six and Dan then told her at the same time “you gotta use your Element of Harmony on him Celestia will understand.”
Fluttershy then told them “no I promised not to use my Element of Harmony on him and i’m going to keep that promise.”
Discord then said “see she can’t break her promise to me because we’re friends, she can’t use her Element of Harmony on me because we’re friends.”
Fluttershy told Discord “i’m not your friend.”
Discord then asked Fluttershy “so what you think i’m going to turn everything back to normal just because i’m going to lose the only friend i’ve ever had?”
Discord then thought about what he said for a minute told Fluttershy “well played Fluttershy well played”, and then turned Sweet Apple Acres back to normal so now it was no longer flooded.”
So in the end not only was Discord actually reformed but he also found a friend in Fluttershy however Dan was dissapointed that he couldn’t kick Discord’s butt again or scream his name to the heavens oh well that’s the end of the story anyway. The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Season 2 Episode 1 Dan's Plan
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season 2 Episode 1 Dan's Plan by dbzponyninja Written on April 17, 2013
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six just a hour before the Season 3 Finale episode of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was supposed to air Dan found out that Twilight Sparkle was supposed to go from being a unicorn mare to turning into a alicorn princess sometime in the episode and he was not happy about it so he went to Ponyville in the land of Equestria by himself and plotted to rip off her wings right at the moment she becomes a alicorn princess however he got caught by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and was banished from ever coming to Equestria or any of the various locations in Equestria ever again what happens next let's find out right now?
As Dan was coming up with a plan to get back in Equestria and get back at Princess Celestia and Princess Luna for banishing him he heard that a group of brilliant Brony scientist in his neighborhood were working on a portal to Equestria.
Dan tricked the scientist into letting him through and was planning to blow up Canterlot castle with dynamite.
Dan's friend Chris and Chris's wife Elise found out about Dan's plan as they were still allowed to use their magic necklaces given to them by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and were using to take a trip to Canterlot at the time.
Chris and Chris's wife asked Dan "Dan what do you think you're doing?"
Dan asked them "what does it look like i'm doing i'm going to blow up Canterlot castle."
Chris and Elise asked Dan at the same time "why exactly are going to do that anyway?"
Dan told them "first Twilight becomes a alicorn princess then right as i'm about rip her wings off I get caught by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna who banish me from Equestria so for banishing me from Equestria i'm going to destroy their home."
Elise asked Dan "wait a minute if you were banished from Equestria then how is it that you're here in the first place?"
Dan told her "I tricked a group of Brony scientist into letting me use their portal."
Elise told Dan "that's all I needed to know, Chris restrain him well pick him up after we get done seeing Princess Celestia and Princess Luna who are teaching Twilight about being a alicorn princess."
However as luck with have it the other five members of The Mane Six Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity were stopping by to visit Twilight at the time and Dan told them while pretending he didn't know who they were especially since Princess Celestia and Princess Luna erased the memory of Dan from everypony he ever came in contact with "hey you five ponies over there you're friends with Twilight Sparkle, Chris and Elise right?"
All five of them said at the same time "sure are we're actually going to see Twilight right now."
Rainbow Dash then asked Dan "hey who are you anyway i've never seen you before?"
Dan told her "my name is Dan I was on my way to Canterlot castle to see my friend Twilight Sparkle when I accidentally tied myself to this tree."
Fluttershy said in the soft almost quiet voice she talks in "oh my that sounds just awful."
Rarity told him in the trademark British accent that she talks in "seems like you've gotten yourself into quite a predicament darling."
Dan asked Applejack "hey pony with the cowboy hat you like look a expert with ropes can you untie my please?"
Applejack told Dan in the trademark southern accent that all members of the Apple family talk in "sure thing partner i'll help y'all out."
Dan then said "thank you now let's all go see Twilight, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna together."
Upon stepping foot in Canterlot castle Princess Celestia said to her older sister "sister he has returned what do you want me to do about it?"
Princess Celestia told her younger sister "i'll talk to him in private you go greet the Twilight's friends."
Princess Luna agreed as Princess Celestia went to talk to Dan in private "how did you get here Dan me and Luna banished you and took away your magic necklace?"
Dan told Princess Celestia "I tricked a group of Brony scientist into letting me use their portal and well I was going to blow up Canterlot castle to get back at you and Luna but now that i've thought about it i've come to apoligize for planning to rip off Twilight's pegasus wings thus turning her back into a unicorn and well i've come to make peace and ask for my necklace back please."
Princess Celestia told Dan after thinking to herself for a few seconds "hmm well you've seen to have learned your lesson so fine not only do I accept your apology and offer of peace but I will also return your magic necklace to you."
Dan asked her "one more thing Princess Celestia can you also return the memories of me to everypony i've ever come in contact with please?"
Princess Celestia told Dan "sure thing me and Luna will do that shortly after you, Chris and Elise return to your homes on Planet Earth."
So after hanging out with all six members of The Mane Six Dan, Chris and Elise held their magic necklaces close to their hearts and said "send me back home", then just as Princess Celestia promiised she returned the memories of Dan to not only all six members of The Mane Six but also the three founding members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Cheerilee, Snips, Snails, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Big Macintosh. The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Season 2 Episode 4 Dan vs. Rarity
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season Two Episode Four Dan vs. Rarity by dbzponyninja Written on April 14, 2014
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan went to Ponyville in the land of Equestria were he decided to go to Sugarcube Corner and get some doughnuts to eat however when he asked for doughnuts to eat he was informed by Mr. and Mrs. Cake that Pinkie Pie ate them all so instead he reluctantly asked for cookies however he got angry when Mrs. Cake took them out of the oven a little bit too early however he decided to give her a second chance by asking her to make the cookies again however this time don't get them out too early and this time he enjoyed the cookies what happens next let's find out right now?
Dan, Dan's best friend Chris and Chris's wife Elise all brought out their magic necklaces given to them by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna in order to once again visit Ponyville in the land of Equestria.
Dan decided to go to Carousel Boutique to ask Rarity to fix a hole in his favorite and trademark black t shirt that has the word jerk written on it while Chris and Elise go take a walk around Ponyville with Princess Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.
However to be expected Dan got angry when Rarity told Dan that she couldn't fix the hole in his shirt and instead make him a brand new suit.
Dan yelled to the heavens or in this case the roof of Carousel Boutique since he wasn't outise "Rarity!!!!"
When Rarity heard Dan yelled to the heavens she asked him in the trademark high society with a hint of British accent that she talks in "What's wrong Dan darling?"
Dan told Rarity in a angry tone "I didn't ask for a suit why did you make me a suit all I wanted you to do was fix the hole in my favorite shirt."
Rarity told Dan "About that well you see dear the hole was simply to big for me to fix, I had no choice but to throw it away."
Dan told Rarity "Throw it away, throw it away how could you just throw it away go take it out of the garbage right now and go fix my shirt."
Rarity told Dan "Fine i'll see what I can do."
So Rarity worked hard and it turns out she was able to fix the shirt after all and Dan gave her a big hug and a thank you upon once again receiving his favorite now fixed shirt. The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Season 2 Episode 6 Dan vs. The Wonderbolts
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season Two Episode Six Dan vs. The Wonderbolts by dbzponyninja Written on June 23, 2014
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan went to Manehattan in the land of Equestria at the same time that all six members of The Mane Six went to Manehattan in the Season Four Episode Rarity Takes Manehattan however while in Manehattan Dan met Suri Polomare who stole some of Rarity's designs that she was planning to use in a fashion competition and while Dan was planning to get revenge on Suri for Rarity she convinced him that Suri wasn't worth it and just settled for Rarity showing up Suri the next day what happens next let's find out right now?
Dan who took the same train that all six members of The Mane Six and Bulk Biceps formerly known as both Snowflake and Roid Rage before he was given the real official name of Bulk Biceps in the show all arrived in Rainbow Falls during the events of the Season Four Episode coincidentally titled Rainbow Falls.
Dan along with Applejack, Pinkie Pie who is wearing a cheerleader uniform, Rarity and Princess Twilight Sparkle were all watching Bulk Biceps, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash who were all attempting to qualify for the Equestria Games however while Fleetfoot, Soarin and Spitfire of The Wonderbolts were also attempting to qualify Soarin got distracted by two pegasus mares who were also wearing cheerleader uniforms and injured his wing right before Rainbow Dash flew in and saved him from crashing down to the ground hard.
However shortly afterwards Fleetfoot and Spitfire asked Rainbow Dash if she could fill in for Soarin and compete for the Wonderbolts team for Cloudsdale in the Equestria Games however Dan who overheard the conversation as to be expected was not happy about this.
Dan then screamed to the heavens "Wonderbolts!!!!"
Rainbow Dash who heard Dan scream to the heavens chose to ignore him and rush back and forth while attempting to practice with both her friends on the Ponyville team as well as competing with The Wonderbolts team for Cloudsdale however Dan and Princess Twilight eventually caught Rainbow Dash and were about to both question and confront her about this however Spitfire and Fleetfoot showed up and Spitfire told Rainbow Dash "Looks like Soarin won't get better in time for the try outs so we want you to compete for however howeve this means that you won't be able to compete with the Ponyville team, but come on let's face it even with you on their team there chances of qualifying is pretty slim we'll let you think it over though."
At the thought of competing alongside her lifelong heroes that she idolizes Rainbow Dash told both Dan and Princess Twilight "They want me to fly and compete with them this is a dream come true."
Dan and Princess Twilight told Rainbow Dash at the same time "If you compete with The Wonderbolts team for Cloudsdale then Pinkie Pie won't have anyone to cheer for, Rarity's outfits will never be seen and Applejack will have slaved over baking all those apple brown betty's for nothing."
Rainbow Dash then asked them "But I really want to fly with the best team, what would you do?"
Princess Twilight told Rainbow Dash "This is something you have to decide for yourself so you better think it over."
However shortly afterwards Rainbow Dash decided to fake injury in order to prevent herself from choosing when she came back in a wheelchair with band aids all over her body and bandages on her hooves and was then taken to the hospital were not only Applejack, Bulk Biceps, Dan, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Princess Twilight and Rainbow Dash came to visit her but so did Derpy Hooves who was Rainbow Dash's replacement for the Equestria Games.
However when she saw that Soarin was in the same hospital room as her and that he was no longer injured but told to stay in his hospital room because his team doesn't want him anymore both of them rushed out of the hospital room and confronted Fleetfoot and Spitfire about this fact and then after Soarin was put back on the Wonderbolts team for Cloudsdale the rest of the events of the episode Rainbow Falls happened naturally and then Dan used his magic necklace given to him by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to go back to his home on Planet Earth. The End.
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Season 1 Finale Dan vs. Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season 1 Finale Dan vs. Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle by dbzponyninja Written on March 29, 2013
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan, Chris and Elise found out upon arriving in Ponyville in the land of Equestria to take their sixth visit to Equestria that Princess Celestia tasked Fluttershy with reforming the villain Discord Dan and the other five members of The Mane Six were not willing to believe that Discord could be reformed or changed but after Discord fixed a mistake that he unintentionally caused Discord realized how much Fluttershy's friendship meant to him and thus he did wind up changing his evil ways what happens next let's find out right now?
It was the morning of February 16, 2013 exactly a hour before the Season 3 Finale of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was supposed to air/ premire on The Hub and as usual Dan was not happy he said after looking on Equestria Daily since he hasn't been keeping up with what's been going on with the Brony fandom/ community lately "what can they be serious this better be a joke?"
Dan called his best friend Chris on his cell phone and asked him "Chris is it true that in the Season 3 Finale that's supposed to air in a hour that at some point in the episode Twilight is supposed to turn into a alicorn princess?"
Chris and Chris's wife Elise told Dan at the same time "Dan that was announced week's ago where have you been anyway?"
Dan told both of them "look that not's important what is important is we've got to do about this."
Chris and Elise told Dan "look Dan it's a hour before the episode is supposed to air just do something to take your mind off of it and enjoy it when it airs on t.v."
Dan hanged up the phone and said to himself as he brought out his magic necklace given to him by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna "i've got a better idea i'll hid in Ponyville until the moment Twilight becomes a alicorn princess then i'll rip her wings right off her back after all I don't care what Equestria Daily and my so called friends say Twilight is supposed to be a unicorn mare not a alicorn princess."
So Dan waited and hid in Ponyville until the moment that Twilight became a alicorn princess however right when he was about to sneak up on Twilight and rip her wings out time around him mysteriously froze and he was knocked out by a bright light.
When Dan woke up he was in a dark outer space looking area that wasn't outer space and Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were in front of him.
Princess Luna told Dan while yelling in the Royal Canterlot voice "DAN THOU ARE IN BIG SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!"
Princess Celestia told Dan "my younger sister Princess Luna is right you are in big trouble Dan hand over your magic necklace Dan, we are also going to erase the memories of everypony you have come in contact with and only your friends Chris and Elise will be allowed to come to in location in Equestria whenever they choose."
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna told Dan at the same time and after they got done talking to Dan they teleported him back to his home on Planet Earth "goodbye Dan this is the last time we will ever see you."
Dan said while screaming to the heavens or in this case the roof of his apartment as he was teleported inside his apartment "PRINCESS CELESTIA AND PRINCESS LUNA!!!
Dan then said to himself outloud "you may have taken away my way to come to Equestria but somehow someway i'll find a way back and I will make all of you pay."
Chris then called Dan and asked him "so Dan did you see the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Season 3 Finale?"
Dan replied back "can't talk right now Chris i'm plotting."
The story ends as Dan hangs up the phone and laughs evily. The End.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Season 2 Episode 2 Dan vs. Babs Seed
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season 2 Episode 2 Dan Vs. Babs Seed by dbzponyninja Written on July 22, 2013
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan wanted revenge from being banished from from Equestria so he tricked a Brony scientist into letting him use his portal to Equestria but then right as he was about to blow up Canterlot Castle in order to get back at Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna for banishing him but then he got caught by his friend Chris and Chris's wife Elise who not only made Dan apoligize to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna for planning to blow up their home but for also plotting to rip out Twilight Sparkle's wings right at the moment she becomes a alicorn which is what got Dan banished for in the first place after his apology Dan was given back his magic necklace given to him by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and was once again allowed to come to Equestria what happens next let's find out right now?
Dan brought out his magic necklace given to him by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to once again be teleported to Equestria however this time he was teleported to Manehattan right as Applejack and her younger sister Applebloom were visiting Applebloom's cousin Babs Seed.
However as Babs Seed has never seen Dan, Chris or Elise before she told him in her Brooklyn accent that she talks in when she saw him "Who's that guy over there?"
Applejack and Applebloom both told her at the same time by taking in the trademark southern accent that all members of the Apple family talk in "That guy over there is Dan, hi Dan come over here and introduce yourself to Applebloom's cousin Babs Seed."
Dan introduced himself to her and Babs asked him "So are you some sort of talking monkey or something?"
Dan told her in a angry tone of course "You're the second pony to refer to me as a talking monkey I am not a monkey I am a human being!"
Babs Seed told him "Oh ok sorry about that i've never seen a human before."
Dan accepted her apology and then he hanged out and had fun with Applejack, Applebloom and Babs Seed. The End.
On the next episode of Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan uses the magic necklace given to him by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna to go to Ponyville and hang out with Rarity at Carousel Boutique despite the fact that she is his least favorite Mane Six pony however when she offers to make him a new shirt and he doesn't want a new shirt he does what else but plot revenge all of this and more will happen on the next episode of Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season 2 Episode 3 Dan vs. Rarity.
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Season 2 Episode 3 Dan vs. Mr. and Mrs. Cake
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season Two Episode Three Dan vs. Mr. and Mrs. Cake by dbzponyninja Written on March 3, 2014
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan took his ninth visit to Equestria and was greeted by Applebloom and Applejack in Manehattan at the same time they were visiting Applebloom's cousin Babs Seed and while Babs Seed did make fun of Dan he quickly and reluctantly forgave her, he then hung out with Applejack, Applebloom and Babs Seed for a large portion of the day before teleporting himself back to his home on Planet Earth what happens next let's find out right now?
Dan used his magic necklace given to him by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna to take his tenth visit to Equestria however unlike last time he was teleported to Ponyville were after being tackled and hugged by Pinkie Pie he went to Sugarcube Corner were Pinkie Pie both lives and works at for a treat.
Mr. and Mrs. Cake asked Dan "Hello you must be Dan what can we get for you today?"
Dan asked them "Do you have doughnuts here?"
Mr. and Mrs. Cake looked around and told him "We had some earlier today but we think that Pinkie Pie might have eaten them all."
Dan told them "Fine do you have any cookies?"
Mrs. Cake told him "No but i'll cook you up some right away."
Dan told her "Thank you", however she accidentally took them out of the oven a little bit too early and they weren't that good which as you can guess made Dan angry.
Dan told her "These cookies aren't anywhere near being done why would you take them out and serve them to me when they aren't done?"
Mrs. Cake told him "I'm sorry Dan it was a mistake."
Dan told her "You bet it was coming here was a big mistake but i'll tell you what since Pinkie Pie is a friend of mine i'll give you one more chance make me cupcakes and this time make sure they're ready before you take them out of the oven or i'm going straight to Bon Bon's candy shop."
Dan ate the cupcakes and this time Mrs. Cake didn't take them out of the oven too early and he enjoyed them alot."
Anyway after all that Dan used his magic necklace given to him by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to return back to his home on Planet Earth. The End.
Author's Note
I know I said that the next episode was going to be Dan vs. Rarity but I kind of forgot when I wrote this story so I promise for sure that the next episode will be Dan vs. Rarity for sure this time.
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six
Season 2 Episode 5 Dan vs. Suri Polomare
Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Season Two Episode Five Dan vs. Suri Polomare by dbzponyninja Written on May 19, 2014
Last time on Dan's Adventures With The Mane Six Dan, Dan's best friend Chris and Chris's wife Elise all visited Ponyville in the land of Equestria at the same time and while Chris and Elise walked around Ponyville together Dan went to Carousel Boutique were he asked Rarity to fix a hole in his favorite and trademark shirt that he always wears however instead of doing this Rarity makes him a suit instead and as to be expected he is not happy about this so he once again tells her to fix his shirt and she does just that what happens next let's find out right now?
Dan decided to go to Equestria at the same time that all six members of The Mane Six went to Manehattan during the events of the Season Four episode Rarity Takes Manehattan so yeah they and Dan all went to Manehattan.
After Rarity sang the Generosity Song and went to the place were she was supposed to show off her designs to Prim Hemline Rarity ran into a old friend of her's named Suri Polomare and Dan met her for the first time however after finding out the next day that Suri stole Rarity's designs and Rarity ran away sad back to the hotel room that her and the other five members of The Mane Six are staying at he secretly followed her around for a large portion of the day plotting how to get revenge on her for Rarity.
However when Rarity finds out that Dan is somehow planning to get back at Suri he tells her that she isn't worth it and just winds up showing Suri up the next day anyway and as much as Dan doesn't like this he accepts that this is enough and then the rest of the events of Rarity Takes Manehattan happen normally and then Dan goes back to his home on Planet Earth. The End.