Pies of All Sizes
Chapter 1
Load Full StoryNext Chapter“Wake up.”
Maud looked down at her sleeping family. Despite being on the hard ground, they all looked fairly comfortable; the Pie family was accustomed to sleeping in beds that were, if anything, slightly harder than the ground outside their farmhouse.
“Wake up.”
For some reason, Maud Pie had never been very good at waking anypony up. She recalled that Pinkie Pie was great at it; it must have been something different in her technique. Maybe the way she jumped up and down, or the way she blew party streamers, or the way she raised her voice above the level of a murmur.
“Wake up.”
At any rate, Pinkie wasn’t here. The rest of the Pie family was, though - and slowly they began to stir from their sleep. Once Limestone Pie was up and shouting, the rest of the family was soon on their hooves, and Maud Pie addressed them.
“I woke up first,” she said, “and I noticed three unusual things.”
“What happened to the sky?” shouted Limestone.
“The farm is glowing…” whispered Marble.
“The dirt and stone of our property are gone,” said Igneous, “The ground is crystal of some kind.”
“Yes,” said Maud. “It sounds like you’re all up to speed.”
“Why were we sleeping outside?” said Cloudy Quartz.
“I suppose that counts as a fourth thing,” said Maud. “While I was trying to wake you up, I developed a theory that I think explains what happened to us. Firstly-”
“SURPRISE!” said the voice of Pinkie Pie. It didn’t come from any obvious source - in fact, it was so loud that it seemed to come from everywhere. The Pie family, Maud excluded, jumped backwards as Pinkie’s face rose from the horizon like a celestial body. She beamed down at them, her usual cheerful self aside from being hundreds of feet tall.”
Maud stared up at the looming face of her sister, then turned to her family. “This new information doesn’t support my theory,” she said. “Forget I said anything.”
“Everypony!” said Pinkie, “Today’s the day!”
“What day?” demanded Limestone.
“WHAT?” shouted Pinkie. “Oh, sorry! I can’t hear you super well.” She leaned her head over the landscape and turned her ear in the direction of her family. “Okay, try again!”
“What do you mean, today’s the day?”
“Today’s the day you were going to visit me!” said Pinkie. “You were going to pack up your things and get on a boring old train to Ponyville.”
“Trains aren’t boring…” muttered Marble Pie.
“But then I had a way better idea!” said Pinkie. “What if I talked to Zecora and asked her to isolate and magically distill the effects that Poison Joke - which is usually unpredictable - had on one specific pony? Specifically Applejack, who was shrunk when she came into contact with it? And to make sure that the resulting potion didn’t have any negative interactions with a sleeping potion, which I also used on you in order to make sure you were asleep while I transported you to Ponyville after shrinking you?”
“Pinkamena Diane Pie!” called Igneous, “You have tampered in magics at great risk and inconvenience to thy family!”
“Nuh-uh!” said Pinkie Pie. “Zecora gave me instructions to make sure it was totally safe! She said this one thing, and then she said a second thing that rhymed with the first thing! Look, here’s the shrinking potion!”
Her head dipped down behind the horizon, then re-emerged with the long neck of a stoppered glass bottle in her mouth. She tilted her head to turn the bottle right-side-up, raised it slightly, and slammed it onto the ground outside the farm. The crystalline floor shook with the impact, knocking the Pie family to the ground. Once their teeth stopped shaking, they stared up at the bottle, still mostly full of sloshing blue liquid.
“Where are we?” shouted Limestone Pie.
“Oh!” said Pinkie. “This is the Cutie Map! Or, uh, the Friendship Map? Usually we just call it ‘the Map.’ It’s magic or something! But more importantly, it’s got cute little hologram models of all sorts of places! And I thought it would be cute if I shrunk you down and put you on the tiny version of the family farm!”
“...It is kind of cute,” said Marble.
“Pinkamena,” called Cloudy Quartz sternly, “I dearly hope that you were wise enough to procure an antidote. I am pleased to see you, but I insist that this foolishness be brought to an end.”
“But I was gonna carry you all over town!” said Pinkie. “Maybe grow you back to normal around lunchtime?”
“Pinkamena,”
“Oh, okay,” said Pinkie, her face falling a bit. “I’ll go get the antidote! Just stay right here!” And she grabbed the potion and scampered off, out the doors of the throne room, leaving them alone.
The family stood in silence, taking in the sight of the enormous room around them. The room was miles across, and the table they were standing on was so wide that none of them could see the edges.
“Well, you heard her,” said Maud. “Nobody go anywhere.”
The Pie family got comfortable on the porch of their miniature home, maintaining their usual stoic silence - or, in the case of Limestone, an angry silence. It wasn’t long at all before the door burst open again, and they turned to look, expecting to see Pinkie Pie with a bottle of antidote in her mouth.
But two ponies came through the door, giggling and nuzzling each other. “Oh, it’s Princess Twilight Sparkle,” said Maud. “And another pony that I may have briefly interacted with in the past.”
“Starlight Glimmer,” said Twilight, nuzzling her neck against the pale lavender unicorn, “You’ve done excellent work. I really couldn’t ask for a better student.” She lifted her mouth to Starlight’s ear and spoke in a sultry whisper. “And do you know what good students get?”
Starlight just tittered.
“You get a gold star!” said Twilight, conjuring a tiny sticker and magically placing it on Starlight’s cheek. Then, her voice back in a sultry whisper: “And good students can trade in their gold stars for something really good…” She planted a brief kiss on Starlight’s cheek, where she had placed the sticker. “Do you want something really good, my most faithful student?”
“I do,” said Starlight. “But should we really do it here? I mean, the map’s important and magical and… don’t your friends just sort of waltz in here sometimes? This room has a lot of hoof traffic, compared to the castle’s other rooms.”
Twilight chuckled. “Oh no, if we got caught that would just be awful and sexy. Seriously, though, we’ll be fine. Everyone’s busy. I know Pinkie’s showing her family around… And come on, we’ve done it in practically every other room. About time we defiled the sacred map.”
“All right,” said Starlight. “So… how do you want me?” She climbed into one of the chairs and hopped onto the table, planting her ass at the table’s edge, with her back legs dangling over the side.
The table was sturdy, but at a fraction of an inch tall, the Pie family could feel the impact of Starlight Glimmer’s ass like an earthquake. They stumbled back as the unicorn’s gigantic body crashed into the landscape, looming perilously close to where the miniature farmhouse stood. They yelled out to Starlight, but there was no sign that she heard them.
“That'll do just fine,” said Twilight. She set her forehooves on the table’s edge and parted Starlight’s thighs, exposing a pussy that was already hot and dripping. “Mmh,” moaned Twilight, “You've got something good for teacher, don't you? Not an apple… but a lovely purple flower…” she nuzzled her nose against Starlight’s thighs, teasing the soft skin, coming within inches of her dripping lips.
Cloudy Quartz, indignant, charged forward by about thirty feet - or a handful of inches, depending on who was doing the reckoning. “Thy display is not private!” she shouted, but she was still neither close nor loud enough for either of the big ponies to hear her. Perhaps they could have heard her if they'd been totally silent and not entirely focused on each other - but it looked like the two of them were only going to get louder.
Twilight drew her snout along the length of Starlight’s lips and blew a quick, hot breath onto her clit, making her student shudder. Even that motion could be felt by the Pie Family - the shudder was a low rumble under their feet, a subtle vibration that resonated through their bodies.
Starlight leaned her body back as Twilight started to go to work on her, and for a moment it looked as though she was going to fall all the way back onto the table. Her backside looked over the farm like a calamitous tidal wave of lavender pony flesh, threatening to crash down onto all of them - but Starlight stayed mostly upright.
Still, the danger was clear. Cloudy Quartz retreated to the farmhouse where her family was gathered, casting glances back at Starlight. “Family,” she said, “we may no longer be safe here. Until Pinkamena returns, it may be wise to flee.”
“We need to get closer to the middle of her he table!” said Limestone. “The farther we are from the edge, the safer we’ll be.” The family agreed, and they set off running.
In the meantime, Twilight was slowly working her way deeper, dragging her tongue along Starlight’s marehood, savoring the taste of her, drawing out the moment. “Ohh,” moaned Starlight, “Don't tease me, teacher, I've been good, you know I've been good…”
Something about those words spurred Twilight to action, and she went further in, parting Starlight’s lips with a strong, nimble tongue. She spent a long, luxurious moment in there, drinking up the taste of Starlight’s cunt, before finally giving her clit the attention it deserved. She pressed her lips to the top of Starlight’s pussy, holding it in a kiss and extending her tongue to lick at the sensitive nub.
Starlight groaned, and her shuddering body sent another rumble through the table’s surface. “Oh, Twilight…” she squeaked, “Oh Princess… your highness…”
This time, Starlight really did fall backwards, collapsing onto the table with her hooves in the air. The Pies were lucky they had started running when they did - they dove out of the way as Starlight’s head almost came down on top of them, and ended up with her mane draped over them. They fought their way through a thick curtain of blue and purple hair, struggling to find footing on the quivering ground, and eventually found their way back into the light.
“Is everyone all right?” asked Igneous, and the Pies collectively murmured that they were fine.
“She crushed our house!” shouted Limestone.
“It’s not really our house…” said Marble.
“It’s the principle of the thing, Marble!”
“Twilight,” huffed Starlight, heedless of the tiny ponies she’d almost crushed, “I… I think I landed on… some stuff. I think we’re… breaking the map…”
Twilight lifted her head from Starlight’s marehood with a calm, satisfied smile. “Not to worry, my faithful student,” she said, “The map’s locations are magical holograms. They have a little substance, enough to get smashed if you step on them… but they’ll pop right back up after a few seconds.”
“Actually,” Twilight continued, “That gives me an idea.” She put her forehooves on the table’s edge and lifted herself up. “Why don’t the two of us wreck Equestria?” She climbed on top of Starlight, interlocking her body with hers, hovering her face over her student’s pussy - and hovering her pussy above her student’s face. “Our two bodies, rolling and coming all over the world.”
“I like the sound of that,” said Starlight, lifting her head until she could almost touch Twilight Sparkle’s pussy. “I like it a lot.”
Twilight let herself drop, bringing their bodies together. Foreplay was well and truly over, and the two of them went deep into each others’ marehoods, digging their snouts deep into the others’ folds.
The Pies stared up and the entangled bodies of the Princess of Friendship and her student, each of them too stunned to move as their undulating embrace made the table rumble underneath them. Their moans, muffled by each others’ pussy lips, were still loud enough to fill the room, echoing off the crystal walls.
The Pie family avoided each others’ eyes, trying to conceal their reactions from each other. The sight of two mountain-sized mares making love was a singular sight, and in spite of the danger looming, there was something beautiful about it. It was, at very least, almost impossible to look away.
“Marble,” said Maud, “are you all right? It looks like the recent near miss may have rattled your sensitive constitution.”
“I've never seen Princess Twilight in person before,” whispered Marble. “She’s really pretty.”
“That doesn't exactly answer my question,” said Maud. Then, after a pause: “I think Starlight is better looking, personally. But I respect your difference of opinion.”
“Who cares?” Limestone cut in. “Couple of mares with perfect bodies fucking in every room of their castle… no regard for anyone else…” Limestone reflected bitterly on her own lonely, virginal life on a secluded rock farm, and glared at the giantesses.
“Young folk…” said Cloudy Quartz, shaking her head. “Keep your wits about you, children…”
The ground shook with greater force as the two embracing ponies began to rock back and forth. It was clear that they were about to roll over - but that could take them farther away from the Pies or much, much closer, depending on which way they rolled.
The Pies had no reason to be optimistic, given the way their day had been going. So it came as no surprise to any of them when Twilight and Starlight rolled towards them, a tumbling embrace of passionate flesh bearing down on them like a landslide. With mere seconds to make their escape, they ran to the shadow of a nearby hill - a feature of the terrain they recognized from the vicinity of their home. Fortunately, the map was a highly compressed version of Equestria, where structures and terrain were far closer together than they were in reality.
The massive mares tumbled closer, casting their shadow over the huddled Pies. The ground shook harder and harder, rattling their teeth as Starlight and Twilight crested the hill they were hiding beneath.
Twilight was on the bottom at the moment, and her deep purple flank blotted out the sky - or, rather, it blotted out their view of the room’s ceiling. They stared up helplessly at her enormous ass, breathing in the floral fragrance of her fur, the sharp tang of her sweat, and the intoxicating musk of her dripping cunt.
Fortunately, the hill was sturdier than their farmhouse - it slumped a bit as Twilight and Starlight rolled over it, but it didn't crumble. Twilight’s body passed over them, coming within inches of their heads. Her cutie mark bore down on them, a gigantic starburst overshadowing the tiny ponies for a tense moment - and then it rolled past them, leaving them rattled but unharmed.
They settled down, close to where the Pies stood, with Twilight on the bottom. Limestone eyed up the mares, taking special note of where Starlight’s face was buried in Twilight’s folds, hungrily eating her out.
Limestone Pie charged forward, over the shouted protestations of her family, with her eyes on Twilight’s flank. She crossed the distance quickly, and she was almost ready to make the leap onto Twilight’s body - when she felt a shadow falling over her again.
Starlight’s legs had been flailing throughout the act of lovemaking, but now, without warning, they were kicking at full strength, muscles twitching as her climax came closer. Her foreleg was extending now, and its path was bringing it straight down onto Limestone.
Limestone Pie looked up at the falling lavender hoof. With no time to escape its shadow, she did a quick mental calculation and hurled her body to the left, aiming for the hollow space - the cleft - in the hoof’s center.
The hoof slammed down around her, hitting the table with such force and sound that, for a moment, Limestone was certain that she had been crushed. But once her skeleton stopped rattling inside her, she saw the hoof begin to lift off her, letting the light in. Once again she could see her goal: Twilight’s huge, wide flank.
Starlight’s hoof was behind her, but the danger wasn’t over. The two mares could begin rolling over again at any moment, and there would be nothing Limestone could do about it. But now she was committed to her plan, and she was moving forward with it. Once she was close enough, she leapt onto Twilight’s flank, gripping the Princess’ fine hair with her teeth and hooves.
Limestone ascended the Princess’ quivering flank, feeling a tingle through her body as she climbed past her cutie mark. The massive starburst, like all cutie marks, exuded a subtle magic aura, usually too small to perceive - but at Limestone’s scale she could feel it.
Soon she passed the edge of Twilight’s cutie mark, past her thigh, and found her footing on the mare’s belly. Here, close to the Princess’ house-sized cunt, the smell of her musk was overpowering, dizzying, making Limestone’s own marehood soak itself uncontrollably.
But Twilight’s pussy, huge and fragrant as it was, wasn’t what Limestone was here for. She was here because this was as close as she could get to Starlight Glimmer’s ears. Starlight’s snout was buried in Twilight’s pussy, and her ears were now as close as Pinkie Pie’s had been when she’d leaned in to hear her shrunken family speak.
Limestone Pie filled her lungs, ready to scream, determined to be heard. But Just before she could yell, Starlight’s body spasmed and her mouth released a moan that rose in pitch and volume. She was ready to cum.
Limestone yelled to be heard over Starlight’s moans, but there was no way that she could be louder than a mare that was thousands of times bigger than her. Starlight’s moans filled her ears, but she stood her ground - until the ground under her started to shift.
Twilight’s belly, until a moment ago, had been about as sturdy as one could expect a mare’s body to be mid-coitus. But now it rippled and quivered as Twilight’s moans joined Starlight’s. Teacher and student were about to come together, and now Limestone had no chance of being heard.
Both mares lifted their heads from the others’ pussy. Their tongues’ work was done, both of them were crashing towards climax, and they cried out each other’s names as they came, their bodies undulating against one another, flesh pressing against flesh. Limestone bit down on Twilight’s fur and did her best to hang on as the two tremendous bodies shook with climax. Twilight’s juices, spilling from her cunt, washed over her body, drenching her in powerful musk,
And when their climaxes came to an end, Starlight collapsed onto Twilight, pinning Limestone between their bodies. Limestone was once again sure she’d be crushed - but instead she felt Starlight’s body settle gently over her and fill with long, soft breaths.
Author's Note
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