A Day in the Life of Barb

by Sirix

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Sex
Length: 4482

Just a regular day for a certain purple dragoness.

Just a regular day for a certain purple dragoness.

Published 2017-07-02 05:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-07-02 05:10:06 UTC

A Day in the Life of Barb

The monotonous mechanical beep of the alarm clock woke Barb from her slumber. She groggily searched for the off button with a claw for several seconds before shutting off the device. She yawned as she sat up in bed, the blanket pooling around her waist and exposing her naked breasts to the air. She stretched, her shoulder joints giving a sat satisfying pop. She sat there for a moment, rubbing her eyes before throwing the blanket off of her. She got up and went to her closet, regarding her nude frame in the body-length mirror hanging on the door. Her emerald green eyes looked dead tired, even to her. Her nipples stood semi erect on her massive bust, cold from the air. She regarded her wide hips and thick thighs with a small amount of satisfaction. She had used to hate that, but ever since her lucky break in filming adult films three years ago, she had come to accept them, even becoming proud of them at times. Smiling slightly, she opened the closet and regarded the clothing within.

She didn’t have very much in the way of clothing. A few pairs of jeans, some t-shirts, a black and a red dress Rarity had made for her, and a winter coat. A small box sat on the top shelf, containing a variety of...special items. Barb blushed faintly as she recalled the time Twilight had almost opened it. Barb grabbed the black dress from its hanger and closed the closet door. She crossed the room to her nightstand and set the dress carefully on the bed. Barb crouched and pulled open the bottom drawer, which contained a black garter belt connected to a pair of thigh highs, a black thong and a black bra. She removed all of these and set them alongside the dress. She slid the leggings on one at a time, enjoying the feeling of the silk dragging across her scales. She wiggled her hips a little bit to get the belt sitting comfortably before putting the thong on. She strapped the bra on with deft claws and pulled dress over her head. She crossed back to the mirror and examined her appearance.

The dress was made of some foreign material Rarity had acquired from Saddle Arabia. The bodice was low cut, showing off a tantalizing amount of cleavage. The sides of the dress were open, exposing the sides of her legs. The hem was embroidered with with black pearls. She adjusted the straps and nodded. Perfect for the job. She exited her bedroom, closing the door behind her and setting off down the hallway. She stopped by the kitchen, fixing herself a bowl of Cheery-Oh’s and carried it out into the dining room. The morning sunlight filtered in through the high set windows of Twilight’s Castle. The dining room table was vacant; Twilight wouldn’t be too far behind Barb. Barb sat at the head of the table, the chair scraping dully across the floor. As she ate, Barb began thinking about how she would spend her day. She had to be to work within the next hour, whereupon she was scheduled to shoot three ten minute scenes that would be put into Brazenz’ Top Pornstar Compilation video for the company’s fourth anniversary. After that, she was free for the rest of the day. She decided to go down to Pony Bob’s Bullpen and checking out the new comics after changing into casual wear. After that, she supposed she could find one of her friends to hang out with for awhile before returning home.
The sound of the dining room doors opening snapped her back to reality. Twilight entered the dining room mid-yawn, her own bowl of Cheery-Oh’s floating beside her.

“Morning, Twi.” Barb called out. Twilight looked up, disapproval flashing across her features before she regained her composure.
“Hey barb.” she said. Twilight had been staunchly against Barb working for Brazenz from the get-go. She had argued for hours about how the Princess of Friendship’s number one assistant had to maintain a certain level of dignity and appearance, along with a million other reasons. In the end however, Barb had simply said that it was her own choice, and hers alone. She would claim responsibility for whatever came of it for better or for worse. Twilight sat across the table from Barb and began eating. Silence pervaded the room like a heavy blanket strewn across the two of them. Barb finished her cereal and stood up to take it back to the kitchen.
“How long are you working today?” Twilight asked suddenly. Barb thought for a moment before answering. Twilight didn’t usually never asked about her work.
“Well, I have to be there in about an hour, and I’ll be there about half an hour. Takes about fifteen minutes to and from there. Why?” She asked. Twilight sighed.
“I need your help when your done. Ms. Cheerilee asked me to take some old books off her hooves, and they need to be organized.” She said. Barb nodded.
“How many?” she asked. Twilight rubbed the back of her neck.
“Seventy-three.” She said abashedly. Barb’s brows shot up.
“That’s a lot of books for a school teacher.” She said. Twilight shrugged.
“She just got a bunch of new books from an anonymous donor and wants to get rid of some of the older copies, and since we don’t have any copies here…” her voice trailed off.
“Alrighty then. I’ll help you just as soon as I’m done at work.” Barb said earnestly. Twilight sighed in evident relief.
“Thanks, Barb. I appreciate it.” She said. Barb smiled.
“Any time, Twi.” She said before excusing herself. She reentered the kitchen and rinsed her bowl out before setting it in the sink. With breakfast out of the way, she hurried to the castle’s front door. She slipped on the pair of black pumps that were sitting to the side of the door and exited the castle. Barb inhaled deeply, allowing the gentle sunlight to caress her for a moment before heading off into Ponyville. As she sauntered through the streets, she found herself being covertly ogled by a few of the townsfolk. She ignored them and kept walking, intent on reaching her destination as soon as possible. She waved to Pinkie Pie as she passed Sugar Cube Corner and had a nice chat with Rainbow Dash about the weather(There would be several small showers throughout the week). She witnessed a small group of mares exit the spa in a fit of hysterics. She made a left at the Golden oak Memorial and headed to the outskirts of town. She approached the small, nondescript building behind the theater. The sign above the door simply read ‘Brazenz’. Barb pushed the front door open and strode into the lobby. The receptionist behind the counter looked up and smiled at her.
“Morning Barb. Dee’s waiting for you in 1-A. He said lightly.
“Thanks, man.” Barb said, heading through the double doors that led to the small corridor of rooms. Barb entered the first one on the left. The director, a mare named Semen Demon, was helping organise the camera crew. Dee was an earth pony with a tan coat and light brown hair that was fluffy no matter what the weather was like. She was wearing a pair of denim overalls over a white tee. A single black leather couch sat against the north wall with a massive window facing Ponyville behind it. Barb felt her loins shiver in anticipation. Dee turned around and smiled.
“Ah, if it isn’t the Dragoness Queen herself. Welcome back sugar!” Her faint country twang fell pleasantly on Barb’s ears.
“Morning Dee,” She said. “I hope I’m not too early.” Dee chuckled.
“Not at all, sugar. The boys should be here any minute. You ready?” She asked. Barb grinned.
“You still have to ask?” She said, shaking her head. “Of course I am.” Dee’s smile grew wider.
“Good. Cause we just finished up here, and it looks like your guests have arrived.”
Barb turned around in time to see the two stallions enter the room. One was a rust colored pegasus with that nummy flier build. His mane and eyes were pale green and he walked in a relaxed gait. He was wearing blue jeans and a Star Mares T-shirt. The other stallion was a grey earth pony who looked like he had been farming for most of his life. His arms were almost as big around as Barb’s thigh, but all muscle. He was wearing brown khaki shorts and a sleeveless white top. His face was stoic. Barb found herself biting her lower lip lightly. She nodded to the pair, who reciprocated the gesture. The three of them made their way to the couch, where the stallions proceeded to stand just outside the shot. Dee gave a thumbs up and the cameras came to life. It was showtime.

Barb looked directly into the camera and gave it the most sultry look she could muster as she began swaying her hips sensuously, her tail swishing in time. As she leaned forward slightly, the cameraman zoomed in on the top of her breasts. Barb gave them a small shake, the rustle of her dress the only sound in the room. With a seductive smile on her muzzle, she slipped the straps off of her shoulder one at a time. She pushed the fabric down to her waist, still swaying her hips hypnotically. She hooked a claw in the corner of her mouth as her other hand continued to push the dress down. She crouched with it, moving slowly and alluringly, until the garment was pooled around her feet. She kicked it unceremoniously to the side, grateful Rarity wasn’t there to see it. She stayed in her crouched position, balancing on the soles of her feet. The camera panned down slowly, whereupon Barb spread her legs wide. One hand went into the front of her thong to finger herself lightly, while the other went under her bra to grope at one of her breasts. She panted as she withdrew her hand from the thong, her juices glittering in the artificial light. She opened her mouth wide and stuck out her tongue, pressing the soaked digits against her pink appendage. She sealed her lips around her fingers, sucking lightly. She looked over at the two stallions and saw that they had both pitched mighty tents. Dee was behind them, touching herself lightly. Barb withdrew her fingers from her mouth and reached behind her. She unhooked her bra and held it in place with both hands. She bit her lip again as she kneaded her tits lightly. Finally, she removed the bra and tossed it aside. She beckoned the stallions over with one claw. Neither of them hesitated, approaching the dragoness with barely contained glee.

She reached up and unzipped both pairs of pants simultaneously and pulled them down. The stallions’ cocks bounced up and stood at attention. Giggling quietly, she took one in each hand and began pumping slowly but firmly.

“You boys like that?” she asked seductively. She began pumping faster. She opened her mouth and coiled her tongue around the pegasus’s cock three times. He grunted as she started moving her tongue back and forth on his member. Her free hand went back into the thong to finger herself more while her other hand continued to pump away. With a moan, she pressed her lips around the pegasus’s cock and began moving her head back and forth rapidly. The salty sweetness of his dick filled her mouth as she looked up at him longingly. She felt him shudder in pleasure before he spoke.

“Oh fuck yeah.” He breathed. Barb removed him from her mouth and replaced it with her wet fingers again. The sourness of her juices mixed well with the taste of his cock. She pulled her fingers out and began stroking the pegasus as her tongue coiled around the earth pony. She began sucking him with the same fervor, the taste of his cock mixing with the other residual tastes to create a unique flavour. Her free hand groped her breasts firmly, flicking the nipples occasionally. After the two had been properly lubricated. She stood up and turned around. She wiggled her purple ass at the two as she raised her tail. She bent over and placed her hands on the couch. One hand reached back and grabbed her ass as it began swaying side to side.

“You boys want a piece of this ass?” She asked sultrily. “Come and get it.” She finished, reaching back and slapping it. The two stallions need no further encouragement and approached the dragoness, cocks in hand. The earth pony grabbed her thong by the g string and pushed it aside, exposing her glistining vagina. Barb climbed up on the couch and bressed her tits against the window. She wiggled her ass again and the earth pony inserted himself roughly. Barb gasped at the sudden fullness, then moaned. “Yeah, that’s it. Don’t be shy now. Fuck me. Hard.” She said between breaths. The earth pony chuckled.

“You got it babe.” He said amicably. His voice was surprisingly light and musical. With a small grunt, he withdrew to the tip, then slammed back into her heavily, pressing her firmly into the glass. Barb’s breath escaped her in a sigh, the window fogging up near her mouth. Her eyes lolled up as he started thrusting rhythmically and powerfully, her nipples rubbing against the window pleasantly. She felt him grab her tail and pull on it.

“Come on, slam that ass back here.” He panted. Barb complied, shoving her hips back to met his thrusts. Barb reached back and grabbed her ass again, spreading it tightly. She stuck her claws in her mouth again, moaning around them. To her left, the pegasus was stroking himself a little sullenly. She grinned at him and pulled herself off off the earth pony. She twisted around and got on all fours facing the couch arm. The earth pony made to reposition himself behind her, but Barb’s tail wrapped around his arms.
“Uh uh. Other end, big boy.” She said sternly. The earth pony shrugged and kneeled in front of her, his cock resting on her muzzle. She pointed a claw at the pegasus, then behind her. Understanding flashed across his features, and he got behind the sultry dragoness. Barb raised her tail and bounced her ass. “C’mon, take me.” She said. The pegasus eased himself into her, grabbing her tail in the process. She moaned lightly at the sensation and grabbed the earth pony’s cock with her hand. She began pumping lightly as the pegasus started thrusting faster. She bit her lip as his thrusts gained power to them, each thrust pushing her forward, the cock by her face pressing against her snout, and each pull correcting her position. She opened her mouth to take the earth pony into her throat when a loud smack sounded from behind, followed a split second later by a dull pleasure emanating from her ass. Her eyes lolled up again as she moaned loudly.

“Yeah, that’s it stud. Treat me like the slut I am.” She moaned, practically begging at this point. She felt pressure on the back of her head as the pegasus continued thrusting.

“Well? Suck it, you purple ass slut.” He commanded in a rich, deep voice. Barb spiked the whole appendage into her throat, gagging slightly. The pegasus removed his hand from the back of her head and slapped her ass again. Moaning around the cock in her mouth, she began moving her head back and forth in time with the pegasus’s thrusts. The earth pony place one of his hands on top of her head and the other under her jaw, forcing her to stop. Without warning, he began jamming his member into her throat repeatedly. She looked up at the earth pony in a needy way, moaning loudly at the sensations rocking through her body. The pegasus slapped her ass for a three times in quick succession.

“You like that, huh? You love being spitroasted don’t you? Filthy slut.” He growled. His thrusts became much more powerful, causing Barb’s claws to dig into the couch. The sound of tearing leather mixed in with the wet smacks and general grunting and moaning to create a strange cacophony. Barb’s arms shuddered before giving out. Her upper body sank into the cushions, her lower body remaining up in the air where the pegasus continued to ram into her at full force. The earth pony shifted into a half sitting, half crouching position and continued to thrust, albeit a little slower than before.

“Yeah, that’s a good little cocksock. Face down and ass up, like the submissive purple whore you are.” He said in between breaths. Barb’s moans increased in volume as she felt a familiar pressure begin building in her abdomen. The two male’s thrusts suddenly synchronized, and they began ramming her rhythmically. The pegasus began pulling on her tail much harder. Barb’s breath hitched as her body tightened. The pegasus slapped both of her ass cheeks four times in rapid succession, shoving her over the edge. With a cock-muffled cry, Barb felt her hot juices spray out behind her, much to the pegasus’ surprise. He laughed as he spanked her again.

“Shit, this bitch just came!” he exclaimed to his friend. The two continued pumping away, even as she went limp between them, her mind pleasantly aglow from the pleasure. Semon Demon, who had been watching intently from the sidelines gave a signal and the males pulled completely out of Barb. She sat there for a moment, panting hard.

“On your knees, slut.” The pegasus commanded. Barb slid off the couch drunkenly, landing on her knees. She pressed them together tightly, and held her boobs up with both claws. As the two males began stroking themselves, the four cameramen left their posts and approached the kneeling dragoness, cocks in hand. Two stood behind the earth pony, the other two behind the pegasus. Barb shook her tits with both hands.

“Yeah, cum on me,” She breathed. “Cum all over this little bimbo slut.” She opened her muzzle wide, her tongue hanging out of it.

“C’mere.” The earth pony gasped, grabbing the back of her head and pulling his face directly in front of his throbbing cock. A second later, he grunted loudly. He penis convulsed once, twice, then shot a string of cum onto Barb’s face. She closed one eye just before the second string landed on her closed eye. The next three shots went onto her tongue, and the last landed on the side of her face. The earth pony finally relaxed, flicking the last bit of cum into her mouth before moving aside. One of the cameramen took his place, shafting furiously. Barb held perfectly still, cum dripping onto the wood paneled floor beneath her. The pegasus approached her from the side and began launching load after load onto her raised tits, moaning loudly. After seven convulsions, he too moved aside, only to be replaced with another cameraman. Barb looked up at them and jiggled her tits alluringly. She quickly swallowed the loads on her tongue.

“Give it to me,” She begged openly now, craving the feeling of seamen on her scales. “Please cum on me. I’m just a big-titted cumrag. Cum all over me, stud.” She moaned. She let her tongue hang out of her open muzzle again as both cameramen, a pair of pegasi with blue coats, brought their dicks right up to her face. With simultaneous gasps, they both shot their loads onto her face and tongue at the same time, forcing Barb to close her other eye. She moaned quietly as she felt the warm fluid slide down her scales and drip onto the floor. Barb felt the vibrations through the floor as they walked away and were replaced with another pair of cameramen. She swallowed again, relishing the taste.

“Please…” She moaned. “Give it to me. Lather me in your cum.” Her begging voice echoed faintly. She didn’t have to wait long. Both stallions grunted one after the other, and Barb felt their alternating loads landing on her tits. Once they were finished, Barb exhaled happily. She gathered some of the cum from her tits on the first claw on both of her hands. She stuck her tongue out and smeared the semen on it. She giggled and shook her tits, small droplets of cum falling to the floor with small plinks. She rubbed the cum from her eyelids and opened her eyes, not at all surprised that most of the stallions had begun snapping pictures of her cum drenched body with their personal phones. She gave a sultry smile held her tits up again. After the stallions appeared satisfied, Barb stood up slowly. She walked over to where her dress and bra laid and bent over to pick them up, shaking her ass at the general room in the process. She straightened up again, draping both garments over one arm, which she carefully held away from her body. No sense in soiling them needlessly. As she crossed the room, she absently gathered up more cum on her claws and licked them clean. Exited the room and headed further down the hall towards the shower, a pleasant feeling welling up gently from her loins. Barb entered the showers and gently set the dress and bra on the sink. She sat next to them, the cool granite pressing against her slightly sore rump.

Barb tugged off her leggings one at a time, the motion causing her breasts to jiggle softly. A few stray drops of cum landed on the linoleum without an audible impact. Hopping down from the sink, she wiggled her hips out of the garter belt and set it next to her bra. She pulled the thong down quickly, stretching the elastic to its limit. Once she was undressed, she took the shower closest to the sink and drew the curtains. She turned the knob for hot water before stepping aside to let it heat up. While she waited, she reached up and smeared some of the cum from her face onto the tip of her tail and licked it clean, enjoying the taste. With some bemusement, she recalled the time she had done a half hour long video with a white and blue unicorn. It had ended how almost all of her vids ended: with a massive facial. She had gone to the showers that day too. She remembered the porn actors and actresses bustling through the hallway, making it difficult to navigate. She had lost track of the number of ‘love taps’ she had received that day. She had fought her way to the shower room covered in semen, only to find that it was full that day. She had glanced at the time. If she left for home now, she could clean up there and still have time to get ready for Fluttershy’s birthday party that was scheduled for later that day. The only downside was Twilight.

She would have a heart attack if Barb came home covered like this. And then there was the possibility that foals might see her and ask questions. She had weighed her options carefully before deciding to sneak back to the library. She had stuck to the shadows and the rooftops and managed to make it home without detection. She had entered Golden Oaks through the second story window and had made it to the bathroom when the door was flung wide open. Twilight had emerged as the toilet flushed behind her. The look on her face when she saw Barb standing there had been absolutely worth the angry lecture that had followed after she had cleaned up.

Barb chuckled quietly at the memory. She stuck her hand into the cascading water and found it to be scalding hot. Perfect. She closed her eyes and tilted her head back, letting the water wash away the layers of semen. Just one of the benefits of having smooth scales. Once she was relatively clean, she shut of the water and exited the shower, grabbing a white towel from the rack on the opposite wall. She quickly dried herself off before redressing. As she stepped out of the shower room, a sharp whistle caught her attention. Dee was waving her down the hallway. Barb made her way to the director with a smile on her face.

“What’s up, Dee?” She asked as she came up on the earth pony. Dee wordlessly reached behind her and presented Barb with a rather large sack of bits, which she took.

“Your payment, for a job well done.” She said with a smile. “I’ll call you in a couple weeks. I have some killer ideas for your next shoot.” She said, a hint of excitement in her voice. Barb grinned.

“Sounds good, Dee. I really need to get going though, Twilight needs my help with some books.” She said. Dee nodded.

“Well, see ya ‘round then sugar.” She said before striding down the hallway and disappearing into a room. Barb exited the complex into the afternoon sun and began the trek back to the castle. She whistled a merry tune as she bounced the coin pouch in her left hand, the bits inside clinking together pleasantly. She had just rounded the corner by the spa when Twilight materialized in front of her with a zap.

“Oh good, I found you.” Twi said, slightly out of breath. “I just wanted to let you know that Luna of all ponies came by and took the books off of Cheerilee’s hands. Did, ah, did work go well…?” she asked, a deep blush creeping onto her cheeks. Barb chuckled.

“Work went splendidly, Twi. Now, if you don’t need me for anything anymore, could you please teleport me back to the castle so I can change?” she asked sweetly. Twilight rolled her eyes but acquiesced, transporting Barb to her room in a flash of purple light. Barb set the pouch on her bed and crossed to her closet. She exchanged the dress for a pair of tightly fitting jeans and a Power Ponies t-shirt. She grabbed her money and exited the castle again, setting off for Pony Bob’s Bullpen. She began whistling her tune again, feeling better now than she had in months. Despite all of the crazy shit that happened to her and her friends, she decidedly wouldn’t want her life any other way. A serene smile graced her face as she made her way through the town, waving at all of the friends she had made since moving here with Twilight all those years ago. Life was great.