When a strange, confusing, and strangely arousing turn of events befall Equestria, Rainbow Dash and Sonic the Hedgehog find themselves in a strange dilemma. Approach Jesus Christ and ask for Rainbow Dash's job back? Or use their fidget spinners?

WRITTEN WITH ANONPENCIL

"My faith in humanity returned prior to reading this. It's gone now." - Enigmatic Otaku

"I hope the mods ban you for this collection of words that is desperately trying to be called a story." - Milk

"The content was written by a five year old and edited by a four year old. To say it's derivative is an insult to those whose printers had a paper jam when copying someone else's work." - Venates

"I've never read something that made me want to kill myself before... a slow death by woodchipper sounds heavenly after reading this trash." - Ravvij

"We are so consumed with the act of churning out what our thoughts tell us... so obsessed with sharing our inner demons and hilarities with those who make us who we are. But in the end, we never stopped to ask not if we could... but if we really should? In this case, the author should sincerely eat a leprosy-infested bag of dicks." - Flammenwerfer

"Eenope.” - ROBCakeran53, maker of My Little Dashie