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A Psyduck And Rabbid Walk Into Equestria
Something Clever As A Title For This One Chapter...
Within the wonderful world of Pokémon, people are always wanting to see the true potential of Pokémon. From the might of a Fearow; to the innocence of a caterpie. One of these test was to unlock the real powers of a Psyduck. The Psyduck was attach to a special machine as it was sitting upon a stepstool with a unsure look on its face. The few scientist working on this project looked on at Psyduck as they started the machine while Psyduck’s trainer in another room told Psyduck to use its hidden power skill. To the surprise of all the humans there Psyduck glowed a bright blue color then in a large burst of energy and sound it just vanished in thin air.
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Inside the Castle of Canterlot, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were having a lovely breakfast of hay bacon and fruit at their dining table. The two sisters were having a conversation about budget plans and Celestia dressing like a banana when a flash of blue light appeared on the table for only a few seconds to drop off a strange duck like creature.
“What in Equestria?!” Luna freaked out a bit before regaining her composer.
“Psyduck…” The Pokemon Looked on at the Princesses then began to eat some of the fruit on the table.
“You know what Luna?” Celestia gave a confused look at her sister.
“What?”
“Why do all sorts of creatures appear in Equestria? It’s like there’s a magnet just attracting weird things here.”
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It was a peaceful afternoon in Ponyville. The idle chatter of the town’s ponies and the clacking of hooves on the cobbled stones of the little town's streets were the only sounds that permeated the air. All around where little houses with thatched roofs, brick and stucco walls, and happy ponies in the doorways. Vendors called to ponies from behind their stalls and in front of their carts. The smell of baked foods and fresh produce wafted from every corner.
On the outskirts of Ponyville lies the cottage of the animal caretaker, Fluttershy. The pony in question was busy feeding her animal friends there tasty lunch for the day. It was a good day which for Fluttershy was soon to be much better. Earlier she received a letter from the Princesses in the mail, they wished for her to take care of a strange creature till they could find a way to send it back to where it came from.
Fluttershy was feeling both concern and excitement for this new animal to arrive. After a few hours Fluttershy saw a few Royal Guards from Canterlot approach her home with a large animal carrying box.
“Miss Fluttershy?” the head Royal Guard asked the timid pegasus.
“Yes? Is that the new animal?” Fluttershy asked as she examined the box after the Guards moved it on her front lawn.
“Indeed...The Princesses say that they will personally be here in a week or two when they find out where it came from and send it back with a return spell.” The Guard tip his head and lead the other guard back to Canterlot.
Fluttershy turned to see the box was still, hoping the animal inside was alright. Fluttershy carefully opened the box to see a strange sight. A small bright yellow duck like creature about the size of a mid-sized dog looking up Fluttershy with a blank expression on it’s face.
“Hello little fella, I wonder what you are.” Fluttershy talked gently to the duck like creature.
‘Psyduck…’ To Fluttershy’s surprise Psyduck curbed its name to her, she asked it a few other questions only to get the same reply of it’s name.
“Ok...Psyduck, why don’t you come out of that box and inside the cottage so we can get you some food?” Fluttershy shrugged as Psyduck quickly left the box and walked up to her door.
Fluttershy was about to open the door when Psyduck glowed with a blue aura, The creatures vibrated a bit as the door of the cottage glowed blue too. Suddenly the door was ripped off it’s hinges and thrown across the sky over the Everfree forest. Psyduck then stopped glowing and waddled inside while Fluttershy developed a worried look on her face, “Oh My…”
Psyduck looked around Fluttershy’s home, blinked a few times and sighed as it continued to say its name.
Psyduck waddled to the nearest chair and climbed up onto it as Fluttershy walked into the kitchen to grab something Psyduck would like. Psyduck looked around as a small white rabbit looked up at him. The rabbit was a bit uneasy with the new creature. Who was he, why was he there, and why is his wings always on his head? Was he having a headache? Either way he needed to do what he did best: show him who’s boss. He began to stare into his blank wandering eyes as to show his dominance. The weird little bird cocked his head as he looked at the rodent and must have thought he he was starting a staring contest. He obviously started to stare back at him thinking it would be a fun way to waste the time.
The bunny was starting to strain his eyes as it had been nearly five minute and the billed monstrosity had yet to blink even once! This was impossible, was this thing from a different world, was it part fish, or was it blinking so fast that it was invisible to any normal eye? No matter which way it was very disturbing.
Eventually Fluttershy returned to the living room with fish cubes and fruit as she saw that Angel Bunny was hopping away with a defeated look on his face.
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Meanwhile within the Castle of Ponyville, Princess Twilight Sparkle was hard at work on a special magical spell; a spell to make a window to see into other realms and universes without having to go there.
"WIth this spell I can see how my Canterlot High friends are doing and look beyond that to see the cosmos, watch the numerous lives of countless beings without them knowing...I will call this spell Trans-Vision, or to make it simpler T.V."
Twilight charges the magic into her horn and creates a circle in the air which will form the boundaries of the T.V. Screen. Within seconds the spell worked as the center of the T.V. Screen showed something on it. Twilight looked at the screen with a glee in her eye at what she could see. It was a desert...which was not very interesting as nothing seemed to be there. Disappointed Twilight used her horn to change the channel dimension to something else. She had seen a dinosaur theme-park, a space war zone, and a few times she caught someone or something taking a bath...Eventually she found a world with humans, normal folk doing the pony version of day jobs.
Twilight turned around for a mitne to grab a paper pad and quill when out of nowhere a strange thud sounds came from behind her, she turned to see a strange white rabbit-like creature standing right in the room.
"That's not possible! Nothing could pass thru the T.V. Screen...I think?" Twilight walked up to this strange creature.
Twilight walks around this creature as it had a empty thought look about where it was. The Rabbid decided to look around her laboratory as Twilight tried to piece together how this thing got here.
"Wait this could be a chance in a lifetime, to study a new life form in Equestria and...Hey!!" Twilight saw the creature had grabbed some of her test tubes from a table. The Rabbid looks at her and laughs while he tries the juggle the test tubes...To only have then fall on the ground and break into a thousand pieces.
Twilight quickly grabs a broom and dustpan, she cleans up the mess but finds the Rabbid had just drank some chemicals. Twilight runs to the creature only for it to vomit on her face. Twilight felt like one of those mares who likes to have vomit on them for sassy stuff.
The Rabbid quickly ran out of The Castle when spike opened the door to get the newspaper. Suddenly the sky darkened and the Rabbid stood still with eyes of fire for its one true rival had appeared...Psyduck.
Fluttershy and almost everypony watched as these two weird creatures stared at each other. A staring contest of epic proportions had begun....However the author had to get some coffee, during that time the two creatures fought in an amazing anime style battle with hot chicks and tentacles. In the end Psyduck and the Rabbid became friends, ruling over the ponies and drinking the blood of their foes on a throne of skulls.
When the author came back into the room his computer was on fire....thus ends the tale born of sacrifice and died in flames.
