So, woke up today, or mimicked the cognitive function of 'sleep'. Thinking my rather less-than unfortunate life couldn't get more stupid, I was wrong, as I saw that my three woman-dragon-virus team was cut to just woman-virus. Quite the piss-take. So, to sum up my day. Gargle, red dragon-guy, took Spike cause I may have taught him how to 'speak' like a dragon, or 'Dragon Shout' from Skyrim, and that may have ended with him being kidnapped. Fuck me.

"You know this is a bad idea!" Oh, yeah, Swifty was here. I turned my neck to look at her, my eyes never once sticking to the water beneath me, cause, you know, I can't swim, but Loki, is it good to be a Sayian

"You joined on your own accord. Not my problem." Seriously, why do these people try to involve themselves in my sto-Oh shit, I really am a fucking OC in a story. Shit.... Hmm, I get cool as fuck powers out of it though, worth it.

"You would just kill everyone until someone knew where he was, right?" . . . No comment.

Other than my easy way of dealing with things, I saw some'thing' approaching us, was it a person? I don't know, I can't see from a fuck-yard away. But if I had to guess, it was either a dragon, or one of those hybrids, oh joy. But judging by Swift's reaction, it was the latter.

"Dragon?" She muttered, and so I did the only rational thing I could comprehend. I shot it. So I stopped mid-air, before clasping my hands together, as Swift gulped nervously. "Uhh, Chris? What are you doing?"

I then felt my hair stand-upright, as I activated SSJ2. Then I called out with much fabricated glee.

*GALICK GUN*

From my palms, a huge wave of purple shot forth, clouding the sky in a purple hue, as my 1000% boosted attack fired across the sky like a railgun. Then, it hit its mark, causing several beams of purple to rebound across the sky, smashing into the dirt beneath the body, as it fell down with it. Huh, that was rather one-sided.

"Are you insane!?" Swift exclaimed, as I turned to look at her

"Maybe, but I honestly can't be bothered figuring it out." I replied, before I could just about see the remains of the body. "Well, look at it this way, he's breathing....or gasping for lack of lungs, heart, guts, stomach....alot of stuff."

"Fine...let's just go see if he's alright." Swift sighed, as she descended with an odd mix of emotions. What? I just helped us...ungrateful bitch. That was uncalled-for, strange.

When we did land, I saw that I managed to clip the wings, along with an arm, ok, so accuracy is down, gotta improve the cells in my eyes. So, being the gentleman I am, I picked him up by his coat, lifting his bleeding form to look at me, his eyes now showing pure terror.

"Ok, if you tell me, and my maid, what you know, I won't un-alive you." I bluntly stated, as he coughed up some blood, and directly onto my face. Cool, free DNA.

New Abilities:
-Adult Dragon's Blood (Everything Spike has but stronger)
-Gem Breakdown (Can consume, and gain magical power from gemstones)
-Tougher Skin (Skin as hard as dragon scales)
-Thu'um (Dragon speech/Roar)

Aw sweet, I can actually use the Thu'um now, I had hoped that would be the case, I may also have aids now, shit. So, with my shout in tow, I grinned at the commoner as I stared into his draconic eyes.

"Right-o, how's about you tell me where I can find a purple Kirin, and I'll maybe-" I just got a glare from Swift! "-Will spare your life, probably."

"Rok Ko Faal Volcano Voth Fin Sunvaar!" Oh, that's oddly specific. Probably a trap

"Ok Swifty, he's in a volcano with a beast. Either its another dragon, or is Ruin. I hope its the latter." I finally spoke, as she just blinked at my complete understanding of dragon tongue

"Umm, ok?" She nodded, ok, now what shall I do with-Oh he's dead, aw well. So I unceremoniously dropped him, as his body was quickly absorbed by my biomass. "That...was really disgusting."

"Meh, take what you will but I...oh Loki, I really do have aids now!" I gasped in surprise, before my frown returned. "Welp, no use crying over rotten corpses, lets make haste!"

"Hey buddy! You ok!" I yelled down at the massive pool of molten rock, as I saw the purple dot from afar. From what I gathered in about 5 seconds is that he's been tied up, left in the middle of volcano that looks strangely like an arena, and is gagged. And yet he didn't use his fire dragon slayer magic. Piccolo would be disappointed

"I don't like this. I'm a maid, not a fighter, so why am I here!?" I've been asking that question myself, but here we are, stalker

"You followed me. And besides, you have Sayian blood now, so just fire off a Ki blast if something moves." I complained, as she looked at me with worry. Ooooh my Loooooki!

"But i'm not a fighter!" Yeah, I can tell

"Then stay here, but if you're thrown into a shit pit, crawl your way out yourself!" I snapped, gods she's annoying sometimes

"As is everyone we know." Oh fuck nuts! "More like "Oh holy Loki" but whatever."

"Ok, so why are you here?"

"Well one, I wanted to see how fucked up this ordeal is, and two, Serafin's threatening me." Who? "Hush boy! She's right beside me!"

"I can hear you. And who is this?" Oh great, another one. "Let me guess, Loki's got you hooked into his mess, right?" Yeah....? "Figures."

Right, So whist I untie my companion, mind telling me why you two decided to drop by? Or is that just not happening? In reality though, Spike was currently yelling something to me, but all I heard was stuff, danger, more stuff, gargle, stuff with stuff, and we need to leave. Riveting.

"Well, if you care to listen to your friend, he's trying to tell you something." Oh, ok then, focus

"Sorry, you were saying something that had to do with the plot of my disturbingly story-like life?" I asked calmly, then he just pointed behind me. So like a dramatic camera, I turned. "Oh for fuck sake-"

"Nice to see you again!" Ruin replied from the ridge, as he kicked Swift down to the magma below, thankfully, she remembered the fucking wings poking out her shoulder blades. "I must admit, you have quite the knack for fucking with everything I try to do."

"Would you just say that its a trap, before I fuck your cat!" I replied, causing him to pause for a moment, then he narrowed his gaze

"I don't have a cat." Ruin, im'ma ruin your cat

"So i'll buy you one, just so I can fuck it!" That made him take a step back, before he cleared his throat

"O-Ok then, umm, well....do you know what happens when a Nightmare corrupts a weaker specimen?" Shit. Loki, explain!

"You may want to look behind you. Also, Serafin, give him the 'thing'." What thing?

"What 'thing'?" Serafin echoed with annoyance, before she replied with a sigh. "I swear Loki, if this gets out of hand-"

"Oh my cotton socks! Just give him the power-up!" And like that, they decided to piss off. "...bye."

When I did actually turn around, I watched as a massive wyrm (Chinese Dragon) of molten red rock, and flesh with some sort of leathery, black skin, as it emerged from the volcano, somehow not causing an eruption. Its entire body was dripping with magma and rotten flesh, its ribs just barely containing its organs as some sloshed about in its mass. Its face was torn in two, with blood dripping from its missing eye, as it breathed a mixture of flames, and blood. I'm so glad I don't have a sense of smell.

"So, I'd say its been nice knowing you, but it hasn't. So do me a favor, and die screaming." Ruin grinned, as I felt a new rush of energy flow through me, along with some pretty interesting attacks. Shit, now I like this Serafin chick, she's got some good stuff

New Abilities:
-Crimson Paladin (Now a royal guard of the Nether realm)
-Sacred Flame (Completely immune to fire)
-Pyromania (Can control fire and create weapons made of fire)

"Ha! Now i'm immure to-AHHHHHHH!!!" Holy fucking shit this hurts! Ah balls, crap, dick, bitch! Right, magma is not fire.

"IIZ SLEN NUS!!!" Wait, was that the-oh, everything is cold now. When I clawed my way out of the rock, I looked in honest surprise at Spike, who was breathing like he ran through a triathlon.

"Oh Celestia, Chris!" Swift cried out.

"Are you ok!?" Spike added.

"Are you fucking serious, that freakin hurt!" I replied, as I looked up at the growling wyrm, its rotten teeth bearing.

So like the great Piccolo once taught. I dodged, avoiding a mix of magma, fire, and blood. Then it flew around to fly in front of Ruin. His smug look matched by the creature's fucked up face. Then I looked to see the most pitiful sight to behold, the two beings at my sides.

"Ok, so who here has the balls to actually fight?" I asked, as Spike nodded, obviously, but everything about his posture screamed 'I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE!'. But Swift....well I doubt she'll-and she's now a super sayian....did not see that coming. "So...who want's to kill it."

"Don't you do it!" Ruin yelled.

"I'm'ma do it!" I called back, so I pulled Cassul and Jackel, but at that moment, both Swift, and Spike ran, as I was drenched in molten magma again, before I rushed out of the was, but it burned like a mother fucker. "Stop doing that-" I was hit again with magma.

"Spike, can you use your abilities, i'll try to distract it from Chris!" Thank you! I swear, this day has been one big-AHHHHH-Fuck me, again! Really!

"Look what washed up! A bitch!" Say what now.

"Fire Dragon Roar!" Spike yelled, as the beast was hit with a torrent of flames, causing the beast to scream at its own discomfort, so I took my opportunity to-FUCKING BITCH! "Chris, are you-"

"I'm going to do handstands on your corpse when i'm done!" I retorted, before I managed to get airborne again. I then brought my arms back, as I condensed the light into my hands, and before me, a bow of void appeared. "Now I can finally-Fuck my ancestors!"

"Another one bites the dust!" Ruin taunted. And as I shook the remaining lumps of flaming flesh off me, I could feel it, my biomass was melting, fast. Shit, i'm going to be 2 feet shorter at this rate! Then I'll have to spike my hair up, and constantly nag about the Sayian race.

But as I watched, Swift was simply dodging the wyrm with ease, as Spike tried to damage a creature made of lava, with fire. Ok, that's just-AHHHHH.

"Chris!!!" Yes-Yes I know! Then finally, nothing attacked me, maybe I can catch a break now-

"So, how's that 'winning' strategy working for you?" Ruin asked from behind the Wyrm, as I panted at the lack of energy I had, almost all of it was used just to keep my being moving again. Ok....that's it. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck Ruin, and fuck his cat! So I slowly rose into the air, as Spike, and Swift moved aside, both tired at this point.

"What's he doing?" Spike asked

"I don't think its good..." Swift gulped, then chuckled nervously. "I mean, the worst he could do at this point is use that 'Gun thing' from before."

"He could try and blow up the planet." Spike suggested, but Swift rolled her eyes, oh? Is that a lack of faith in me? Lets fixed that.

"AHHHHHHH!!!" I managed to turn Super Sayian Blue, as a golden aura surrounded my being. The winds around us quickly picked up, as the lava below flew from the pit it resided in

"He's going to blow up the planet!" Swift freaked out

"But I live here!" Spike whimpered, as Ruin just tilted his head

"He-He can't be serious?" Ruin blinked at my rage-mode. Then I placed my hands in front of me, as the golden energy built up within its center. Then, arcs of lightning shot forth, some narrowly missing the gnat. "Oooh I can actually feel that!"

"Oh yeah! THEN HOW ABOUT THIS!!!" I screamed, with the sound of a thousand rage fuelled voices all at once.

"Well...first you have to 'hit' me." He was...taunting me.... hehehe.

"Chris, this isn't worth destroying Equestria!" Swift begged, nope, not happening

"I don't think he's listening anymore!" Spike retorted

FINAL FLASH

"Wait, Final what?"

At my final scream, I released a ray of pure gold, blinding me completely as it engulfed the entire area around us. It was only a few seconds later did I finally release my hands, as my SSJ Blue subsided, along with basically 20% of my biomass. And when I did, I blinked at the nothing ahead of me.

I managed to not only destroy half the volcano, but the mountains ahead had a hole piercing them all, and if my directions were correct, that means Griffonstone is gone, total, poof, everyone is dead. But the biggest change, was the massive hole that now pierced the moon, a permanent donut shape was left in the sky, as I panted from the lack of strength I had. Even with abilities reducing that to nothing, no biomass, meant I was dead for real, so i'll need to take that into account next time.

Even Ruin, and that creature were nowhere in sight, but if Loki was right about Nightmares, he might have survived.

"C-Chris!" Oh yes, people problems. So when I finally descended, Spike's mouth wouldn't close, and Swift seemed to be crossed with a mixture of anger, relief, and shock. Hey, I was surprised she did more than be a side-character this time. Gold Star. Then, I replied simply.

"I fucked his cat."

To Be Continued...

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Author's Note

I have an idea! I'm curious to see how people view Chris so if your feeling artistic draw to your hearts content and send it my way, or don't, it's not like you'll get anything out of it.