Eli slowly opened his eyes, he didn't feel a hangover, and he was in a bed, which surprised him, he was about to sit up, but he felt something furry, and warm laying against his body. He looked down and saw Spitfire laying on his chest. She wasn't snoring anymore, but just resting.

She was quite cute, and she still looked hot. Eli smiled, her mane was over a bit of her face, he used his right hand and brushed it over her ear. She stirred a bit, but never moved. Eli started to scoot her off, he gave light pushes, but after the fifth or so she rolled over and hugged one of the many pillows on the bed.

Eli quietly got up, he noticed he wasn't wearing anything, he tired to find his underwear, but found that it was in two, he frowned. He went over to his room and grabbed his one spare pair of underwear.

He came back to her room.

Eli took a quick glance around the room, it was a light blue, no surprise there. But there was a small writing desk in the right corner, a tall shelf next to it with various stuffed animals and books.

On the back wall was a nice big bed, a pretty massive amount of pillows with purple sheets. On each side of the bed were nightstands with lamps. To the left was a big glass case with trophies, and to the side of that was a cardboard box with... Toys in it. "Kinky, I like." Eli thought.

He was gonna wake Spitfire up, but decided against it. He exited her bedroom and went downstairs to the kitchen.

He put on a pot of coffee and made up a few pancakes, he said, "Hot, and fluffy, just like you. She'll like that, I think." He laughed a bit. Then he started to scramble some eggs, he threw in some hot sauce, cheese, and various other goodies.

Eli turned to the door and saw Spitfire flying in, she asked.

"There you are. Now we need to talk a bit, and what's this?"

"Just wanted to make a nice hot breakfast. My Dad told me that making a girl breakfast in the morning after sex was something she'll love. To this day I haven't forgot that."

"He sounded like a smart man."

"He was, he motivated me to go to college, got my degree and everything."

She sat down, "Sweet, Now last night was... Fast, but amazing, I've never had anypony like you in bed, it was so wonderful. But it was just a little bit too fast for me."

"Well, I can agree, I didn't think sex was going to happen, I just felt a lot of feelings after you kissed me."

She blushed and rubbed the back of her head, "Ya, and that feather just made it so much faster, but I don't think we need to rush this like that. Most stallions just want a quick fuck, but you. You want to be with me, and I think we should continue, but maybe hold on the sex for a little while, just until we get further along."

Eli nodded his head and replied, "I feel quite the same, there's just something about you that well, I want to know more, rather than just screw."

"I'm glad, but I have to ask. How did you do that with your tongue?"

"Well, that bitch did know a lot, so I learned, and some of the six girls I've been with have told me a bit when they were drunk."

Spitfire coughed a bit and asked, "Wait, how many girlfriends did you have? I thought it was just one?"

He calmly replied, "Six actually."

"Six?! You said you only had sex once."

"I didn't lie about that." She looked confused, "Remember when I said I was scared of showering with others because I was bullied so much?" She nodded, "Well, I was a straight A student, the work was never hard, but that means others will take advantage of that.

Missy in third grade, promised me a kiss, but never did, she got an A in the class because of me. Chel, sixth grade and seventh grade, copied my answers in over seven courses. Anna and Linda both bad... And Trudy, the craziest and biggest bitch of them all.

Two years, and one time we had sex, then she would beat me when I wouldn't give her all the answers and do her work. I'm still scared of her, took me therapy and a restraining order to get over her."

He turned off the coffee and poured himself a cup, Spitfire replied, "That's horrible, even if we say broke up, I wouldn't treat you that way."

"I know, it's one of the reasons I agreed to the date." He walked over with two plates, both had small stacks on pancakes with eggs on the side, Eli poured Spitfire a cup of coffee and set it next to her.

Eli asked, "So, wanna take the day off and just hangout?"

"I can't, I pretty much used up my sick days, now I have to use them when I actually get sick."

"Then just tell them I'm holding you hostage." He said jokingly.

"I so wish I could. But there's a show tomorrow and we need to master the routine. Though after that show we have a two week period to relax."

"Well, I like that idea, so when do you need to leave?"

She looked at the clock and replied, "In about an hour, long enough to shower and get my gear on."

She took a nice shower, followed by Eli, and once that was done.

They plopped on the couch, Spitfire curled around Eli and basically hugged him, he wrapped his arms around her and asked, "I have a serious question."

"What is it, ask me anything."

"Why did you ask me out? What per say brought it on?"

She moved her head up and looked at him, she thought for a moment before replying, "I like you, you're funny, nice, and you saved my life twice in the mere days I've known you. But you just seemed different from everypony else. You just felt.. Right."

He scratched her ear giving a slight coo, "When I was on that date, I felt something too, something amazing. A mare who just wanted me for me, not my grades nor the fact I used to be a pushover."

She sighed and said, "Well, I need to get going, gotta go yell at my team."

"But I thought you loved that?"

"Ya, I do." She got up and flew next to the door, she said. "Bye." Eli waved as she flew away. Eli walked back to the couch and sat down, he took a nice deep breath in, and out.

But that didn't last long, a scroll popped in front of him, "Oh come on, I just want to have a slow day."

He unrolled it, it read.

"Dear Eli, no, nothing's endangering Equestria right now, but I wanna come over, I'm curious about how it went.

Celestia."

"Whew, thank god." He heard a knock at the door, "Wonder who that could be?" He asked sarcastically. Eli walked over to the door and opened it, Celestia was standing there with two guards next to her, "Hey boss, what's up?"

"Guards, stay out here." They nodded, "I'm just curious, how did it go last night?" They walked in and Celestia shut the door, they each sat in front of each other in the chairs.

"We had a nice dinner and a conversation."

She pouted a bit, "I was hoping for something more juicy."

"A gentleman never kisses and talks, though I did kiss a lot more than her mouth." He leaned back grinning.

"You're one lucky human, from being a person with nothing to live for and a major alcohol problem, to well, this." She gestured to his figure.

"Oh I still have all that, but I also have a marefriend now. Is that correct?" She nodded, "Good, ya, she's made me wanna live again, but honestly, I still don't have a problem dying. It just means I get to be with my son again."

"I understand, there's times I wanna see my friends, family, everypony I've lost over the years." She said with a frown.

He leaned towards her and asked, "How old are you?"

"Over a thousand years."

"Hold on." Eli got up and head into the kitchen, he came back with a glass of water. Eli sat down and drank it's contents, then proceeded to spit it, "What?! I thought you were only like thirty."

She blushed, "Thanks, but what was that about?"

"A spit take, I wanted to do one, but for that, I needed water." She rolled her eyes.

"Alright, well, was that a one night, or do you think it'll be a relationship?"

"I'm thinking relationship, that's what she seemed to really want. And what I want. Plus last night helped us figure out how we want to go."

She looked at the wall clock, "Sadly I need to get back to Canterlot, I barely got this little chat in the books. I hate my job sometimes."

"I hear ya, business was a bitch back on Earth, more boring than you'd imagine."

"I doubt that, but good bye Eli, we need to do this more."

As she was getting up Eli quickly asked, "Um, I do have one question."

"Name it."

"A little while ago I saw a stallion with two mares, they all looked like they were.... Together, is that normal?"

"Of course it is, it's called herding, here we don't care about what you love, mare, stallions, one lover, two, three, etcetera. How's that weird?"

"Well, where I come from you can only marry one woman, or if you're a woman, one guy. Gays and lesbians were starting to be considered wrong, Rue and her wife had to keep their relationship a secret. And if you wanted to marry maybe two girls, and they were okay with it, it's technically legal. But everyone around you would hate you."

"That just sounds horrible, love should be free, but what kinds of examples do you have?" She asked

"Okay. One time I was at a college, my friend had two girlfriends at the time, and they were cool with it, but some girl came up to us and shouted at us. Saying shit like you are being sexist, women aren't tools, we aren't your slaves, fuck you for having a penis."

(Authors note: At my college, it feels a bit like that, I even got yelled at by a crazy chick at my gaming table, just for being guys and for playing card games outside of a comic shop. Ya, this shit happens, not this bad, but it does, wish I recorded it.)

"She said that?" Asked Celstia nervously.

"Well, no, not by her, but I did know some crazy chicks. Back to the story.

When they tried to help him she told the girls that they were being controlled and brainwashed. Which's bullshit, but we tried to walk away, but she just kept it up and didn't let us go. I calmly asked her to leave us alone or I'd call security for harassing us.

She kept doing it, when I called them she swung her purse and broke my nose, then kicked me while I was down, but they caught her a day later, turns out she was batshit crazy. So not all people are like that, but ya, love and sex is considered dirty on my planet and serves no purpose but to please Satan."

"Who's he?"

"You have tarterus, we have hell, he leads it, basically if you don't follow a stupid book you will go to hell and burn for all of eternity. And it works, I'm scared to even think about that."

Celestia rubber her leg, "Well you don't have to worry about that here, just enjoy yourself." She was walking out, before she left she said, "Oh ya, I heard that mares like to invite other mares to join them, just food for thought." Celestia walked out, he heard here teleport back to Canterlot.

"Wow, that was weird for sure." He sat back down on the couch, he closed his eyes and savored the moment. But it was literally a moment, another scroll popped in front of Eli, "Aw crap."

"Eli, bit problem, turns out a portal opened up near the crystal mines, you need to get over there, Shining Armor and Cadence will assist you. And the humans there are ready to fight if you need the help. Get over there now or your species might not survive.

Celestia. P.S. I'll inform Spitfire, don't worry about that."

"FUCK!" He got up and gathered his gear which took about ten minutes. But once he was ready there was a chariot waiting for him, the guard said.

"Get in, we're in a rush."

"Aren't we always in a rush?" Eli got in and they took off.

Author's Note

Hope ya'll enjoyed it, I agree, I went a little fast with the getting together, hopefully this'll slow them down a bit.