Donald Trump IS Celestial

by Windlife

Rating: teen
Tags: Drama, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sad, Original Character, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1078

After being assassinated by his citizens for doing what he thought was right, Trump soon finds himself ruling a new land in need of his help. Though, why do ponies keep calling him "Celestia?" NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION OR HATE IN THE COMMENTS.

After being assassinated by his citizens for doing what he thought was right, Trump soon finds himself ruling a new land in need of his help. Though, why do ponies keep calling him "Celestia?"

NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION OR HATE IN THE COMMENTS.

Published 2017-07-06 20:00:07 UTC
Last updated 2017-07-06 20:00:07 UTC

Green House

“We will build the wall very high and make it proud against the minorities and mexicans that come into our land every day because they are bad people.” Donald Trump said to his fans who are the very happy as he says this.

Minorities, who all hate him because he hates them too, boo him but Trump does not care because they are just minorities.

Trump has a big curtain behind him. “This is the wall”

The curtain was lifted and the wall is seen for a very big and very bold. The crowed all gasp because they now realize what they have done

Trump is a child and needs to be ended all of his fans think. Before very long they are all climbing up onto Trumps stage, very angry.

“No! What are you the doing? I am saving you from minorities and i am not racist at all!”

“Tell that to the black peoples.” say angry muslim who was taken home away by trump because trump hates muslims.

Very fastly, trump was put to his knees and killed and america was saved….

“Hello Donald Trump.” A big voice said to trump is a very pitch whiteing room.

“Where am I?” trump asks.

“You are in heaven and I am God. I want to give you a chance to stay here, but you must give up your ways and repent for all your racists and sexism.”

Trump starts to cry very hard and falls to the ground pounding at it very quickly. “I will do the anything to win my place up here!”

“You must rule a country without being bad”

“OK.” trump said, happy now.

There was than a big flash of light

Trump opened his eyes to see he was bigger than you usally was. He looked around but gasped when he saw that he had four legs and wings! He was very worried but it clamed him to know he was white.

He looked around himself and saw that he was in a very nice, Gold clored throne room and he was sitting on the throne! “What is this?” he said to self. “Did God trick me?”

Trump was supprised to hear a female voice come out of him, and it hurt his soul but he knew he muist change his ways about women and not hate them anymore.

“Princess Celestia!” a litter horse says to him, running at him. “We need you outside to commission the new green energy that were just built!”

I’m a princess celestia??

Trump kept his cool and got up off his throne and wlaked with the pony. As he walked he was very supprised to learn from the guard horse that he was the ruler of all the lands and that he was immortal!

Soon they came down to the site where he had to cut a ribbon to open up the new green energy.

Twilight was there. “Princess Celestia!” Twilight gave him a hug as she almost squealed with joy. Trump had to try to stop himself from doing bad things with her or hurting her.

“What is going on here?” He asked.

Twilight backed off of him a raised a brow. “What do you mean, Princess? We’re opening this up on your orders? The wind farms? Remember?”

The word ‘wind farm’ hurt trump very badly becuase it was usless and he hated the climate.

“Anyway! All you have to do is cut the ribbon and we can turn it on! This will be enough energy to last equestria for ages!” Twilight jumped up and down very happily before moving the be sissors over to trump.

Trump picked them up with his magic that he knew how to use now and moved the sossors over to cut the ribbon. He HATED what he was about to do.

Green energy? That will make it so it’s alost free because there will be so the much! Then people will stop paying me for energy! I must stop this…

Twilihgt cocked her head as her and all the ponies around her just watched silently as trump hoovered the sissors over the ribbon, not actually cutting.

“Errr,” Twilight spoke up, “A-are you going to cut it, Princess?”

There was moment of sliceant.

“No…” Suddenly a magic blast boomed out and cut into the wind farm very fast. The all exploded very quickly and ponies gasped as a huge fire started to burn right in front of them all.

“We will not being having good clean energy!” Twilight almost fainted when she heard this.
“We will build coals plants that are worse but they are better for me!”

The ponies, watching all their hard work burn all cried before listening to their orders and building new, awful, coal plants.

Trump was happy as he made his way back to his throne room.

Trump was smiling as he sat down, but he heard something come over him. It was God.

“What are you doing, Trump? I thought he said you wanted to reform?”

Trump frowned. “Of course I do, but green energy is dumb and only hurts people and me in the money”

“But you already have money! In this world, you literally have infinite money! And the government your ruling barely exists! All you have to do is agree!”

“I will not agree with dumb things.” Trump said flatly.

“Are you dumb or something?!”

Trump continued to argue with God, who was in his head, as his Royal Guard and servants watched their once prized Empress, the one who lead them out of their darkest days and lead them to the bright future of friendship and tolerance they have now, slowly go mad.

Twilight entered the room only moments later to see the Princess screaming at the top of her lungs that she will “make Equestra great again!!.”

Eyes widened, Twilight knew what she had to do. Clearly Celestia was under some spell and needed her help, badly. Turning quickly to a guard, she whispered, “Don't let her leave, I’ll be back within a day.”

Almost totally enamored by the screaming match of one going on in front of him, the guard only acknowledge Twilight with a quick nod. Nodding back, Twilight existed the throne room with the full intent on making good on her promise.

I have to gather the gang and fight whatever evil is infesting Celestia.

Author's Note

More to come!