Set at the end of Season 3 just before Twilight becomes an alicorn, this story was originally meant to be a vehicle for humorously recapping every episode to that point, using Twilight and Pinkie to play MST3K, after a fashion. I only ever got through three of the planned 67 chapters, which is pretty abysmal, so I never bothered posting it here. (And now I find that I don't even still have the text of chapter 3, which you can find at fanfiction.net.) But now, I figure, why not? What I've got is still entertaining to me, so you may find it so as well. Just know that it'll never be completed.