Rip of the Rift

After dinner, Princess Twilight had found and chosen a room. Apparently it wouldn't have mattered. As soon as she entered the room, a blue field had appeared around her head, took a scan of her brain, and the room changed. After she asked Starswirl about this, she learned that the entire building had an AI built into it, and was capable of scanning brain waves to accomadate for special needs. Twilight's room was supriseingly big, with sevral huge bookshelves, a bed, and a desk with paper, ink and a quill.

This place is awesome! Twilight thought. She looked at the books on the bookshelves and relized that they were all incredible rare books that she hade been trying to find for months. She looked around the room some more and saw a door at the back end of the room, kind of hidden by the way it was painted,which was like the rest of the room. She walked over, opened the door and gasped. It was like a sauna. It smelled like fresh ink and paper, which was a scent that she had loved since a child, and strangly, the steam itself actually seemed to have words faintly etched into it. The mist felt cool on her fur, and was very alluring.

"Hey, AI?" Twilight asked. A spot next to the door turned into a panel with a screen on it, showing a gold and green face, which looked kind of like Celestia.

"How may I help you?" she asked. Twilight gestured at the suana.

"What is this?" she asked.

"That is your recreational and relaxation room," the AI said. "It fits whatever you find most comforting." Twilight nodded slowly. "Is that all?"

"One last thing," Twilight said. "What do I call you?"

"I am the Technical Adviser and Problem Solver, or TAaPS for short," TAaPS said. "Although if you wish to call me something else, you may."

"TAaPS is good," Twilight said. She entered the relaxation room and noticed some shelves with towels on them and a closed armoire next to it. She opened up the armoire and saw several vibrators. Twilight blushed and closed it.

"Why are there vibrators in there?" Twilight asked TAaPS.

"Because of sexual deprivation," TAaPS said. "You might need them in the future."

"I can think of someone who won't," Twilight said.

"If you are referring to Pinkie, she's using one right now," TAaPS said. "Of course, she's going to sneak over to Fallout's room later, so you are in part right." Twilight blushed.

"Why are you telling me this?" Twilight asked. If TAaPS could shrug, she probably would have right then.

"Because that is a part of my programming," TAaPS said. "To talk to and inform all of you."

"Ok, but don't talk about sex, please?" Twilight requested. TAaPS smiled.

"As you wish," she said.

Meanwhile, miles away, in a deep underground cavern was a swirling mass of inky black evilness. It's laughter rumbled throughout the cave.

"Oh, she thinks that she can stop me by sending minions?" its voice rumbled out. "How cute. I've got minions too." A swirling black portal opened up, and the black mass laughed. "Go! Go and cause chaos!"