Every Day Life with Pony Girls

by Slash17

Man Vs Rabbit

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Spike sighed in relief as he sat down in his easy chair for the first time in what felt like weeks, the young man reclined and let the scarce tranquility of his house consume him. Any other day the house might have been in a completely different state due to his growing number of house mates, today however was different as Rarity not long after moving in decided to take all her new female companions to the nearby spa, it was owned and ran by Equestrians so it went without saying that they knew how to treat their own people.

"I'm glad the girls all get a chance to unwind and bond on their own, being house mates with so many people must get stressful," Spike said to himself as he continued to lounge in his chair. "Now that I think about it Twilight might have needed this the most, I swear it looked like she'd started going red after Rarity moved in."

Flash Back.

"Girls, I'd like you all to meet Rarity, she's the pony that helped me get all my new clothes while at the mall," Fluttershy said introducing the white coated mare to her friends.

"Well howdy there miss Rarity, mah name is Applejack."

"Oh I new friend! Yaay! My name's Pinkie pie."

"Oh hello there, my name is Twilight-"

"PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" Twilight was interrupted as a blur of purple zoomed toward her before getting on it's knees and bowing it's head. "Princess Twilight, the one and only Princess of friendship, hailed throughout Equestria as the peacekeeper of nation's, I'm honored to be in your presence," she said before she started kissing the ground Twilight stood on. Twilight was a bit shocked at first but smiled at her.

"Hey now, we aren't in Equestria anymore so you can just call me Twilight. By the way, not to be rude but what brings you here?" Twilight asked.

"Rarity's going to be living with Spike now," Fluttershy said with a smile.

Twilight's cheeks fell and her eyes went wide at that statement.

".... what..."

"Well ah guess that explains the whole herd of people that came rushin' in and out like cattle, they were fixin' up yer room."

"Indeed they were darling, hope you don't mind."

"Are you kidding! Of course not, now we all have a new friend!" Pinkie cheered hugging her.

"This is going to be great," Fluttershy said.

"I'm so glad you think so darlings, because now I have a little treat planned for us all I'm sure you'll all enjoy it. Especially you Twilight, you look like your about to explode...."

Flashback end.

"Now I can finally relax," Spike said reclining. A sudden growl from his stomach told him he needed something to eat so he groaned as he got up and left for the kitchen.

Spike was returning with a bowl of various kinds of chips in hand hoping to enjoy then while watching some TV. He stopped in his tracks when he heard the television flick channels.

"What the...."

Spike approached the chair slowly and cautiously then quickly peered over to see a white fur ball with long ears better known as angel sitting in his easy chair flicking through the channels.

"Oh hey it's you."

The rabbit changed the channel one last time and out of sheer luck it landed on a channel where the onscreen character uttered the words...

"ehhh What's up doc?"

The rabbit looked up at him with a bored look.

"Oh hey it's you....you mind getting off my chair? I uh was hoping to relax a bit today," Spike asked nicely.

The rabbit simply shook his head and went back to channel surfing.

"....*sigh*... alright I guess I'll just crash on my couch," he relented as he moved over to the sofa and took a seat.

Not one second after sitting down did he let out an ear piercing scream that rocked the house. He sprang upwards causing his bowl of chips fall to the ground as he rubbed his behind gently.

"What the heck was....?" He said as he turned to see a pin was planted between the pillows of the couch. He quickly moved over and pulled it out from its place and before he could ask himself where it came from the hysterical laughter of the white rabbit behind him told exactly what happened.

"You little....you planted that there!? Oh wait till Fluttershy hears about this."

The rabbit stopped laughing and looked at Spike with wide eyes for a split second before chuckling and going back to surfing through the TV.

Spike sighed, he knew what that meant. Fluttershy would just scold him at best if at all, this little rabbit really was starting to try his patience even if it didn't look like it. This wasn't the first time that Angel has gotten on his nerves, just the other day while he was enjoying some cider AJ brought home for the girls, the rabbit thought it would be funny to pour some on the ground right as spike was getting up from his chair, he slipped in it and and got his favorite shirt covered in the yellow substance he really hoped was the cider.

Or a bit further back when he poured Spikes home made pepper sauce into a slice of cake, needless to say the taste wasn't pleasant.

"I know better than to to try and reason with this little guy, I'd be better off just watching TV in my room," Spike said leaving his living room. He made his way upstairs with the hopes of just avoiding the little demon by staying in his room. He grabbed onto the door handle and was met with a sudden surge of pain to his hand, he quickly pulled his hand away and held it with his other hand groaning at the pain.

"Sweet galactic grass hoppers! what was that!?" Spike yelled as he looked back and forth between his hand and the doorknob. As soon as he touched it Spike felt a shock of pain, Spike quickly retrieved a thick rubber glove from a nearby closet and opened the door. After swinging the door open and looking at the other side Spike was met with an elaborate entanglement of wires that lead from his doorknob to a joy buzzer hanging under it.

"How did....?" Spike was about to ask himself before the sound of whistling came from behind him. He turned to see Flutteshys little bundle of joy standing in the door way, a carrot in hand and a satisfied look on his face.

The rabbit got him again.

"Is no where I go safe from you?" Spike asked hands on his head.

The rabbit held a paw to his chin as he looked up as if wondering before looking back at Spike and shaking his head at him.

Spike grunted and walked out of how room. He needed somewhere he could just have a moment of peace.

"Maybe a quick walk will calm me down," He said walking out the front door. He was in such a rush he failed to notice a rake that had been laying on the ground in front of him.

*WHAM*

The sudden and intensely sharp pain in his nose brought him out of his thoughts and back to the real world.

Spike held back a curse as he stepped back, the pain in his nose dying down only bit by bit. Soon the pain in hos nose was accompanied by a squeaky cackling the likes of which he'd never heard before. He didn't bother turning as he already knew who it was.

Instead he chose to just continue walking.

It wasn't long before Spike made it to a small park near his house. He sat down in one of the benches and enjoyed the cool breeze in his face. As the pain in his nose subsided he began wondering how he could get the little fur ball back for all the shenanigans. He slumped in the bench as he remembered that Angel was Flutteshys favorite little criter, there was no way he could do anything to that rabbit without breaking her heart and that was the last thing he wanted. He was just about to admit defeat when he heard his phone ring.

He grabbed his phone from his pocket and answered it to hear the voice of the same sweet Pegasus that'd moved into his house..

"Fluttershy?"

"Hello Spike, I'm sorry to bother you but I need a favor, unless you're too busy," she said in her usual shy tone.

"No no I'm not busy, I actually need something to do. So what is it?"

"Well, um, me and angel spent a lot of time living in the woods eating and drinking what we could get, I was scared angel may get sick from something he ate, so I requested that a care package be delivered so that I could take care of him while we lived with you," She said.

"yeah," Spike acknowledged.

"so he's been taking these pills lately and today he's due something different today to help those pills work in his system, and he needs to take it in the next hour or it'll make those pills ineffective. ," Fluttershy said in a bit of a panicked mood.

"Okay okay don't worry calm down I'll help you," Spike's attitude worsened now that he was being asked to help that bunny devil. To be perfectly honest he was going to do this for Fluttershy, after all who could say no to her? "So what exactly is it you need me to give him?"

"He needs to be given a shot," Fluttershy replied.

"A shot huh?" A quick grin made its way onto his face for a split second. It was probably bad that the idea of stabbing that bunny ,even if it was for his own health ,pleased him a bit. "Sure thing flutters, just tell me where the shot is and I'll see to it he gets it in the next hour," Spike said as he began to make his way back home.

"Oh thank you Spike, before you go I should tell you that angel has a terrible fear of needles so i hope he doesn't give you too much trouble," Fluttershy said completely unaware of the wide shit eating grin that seized Spike's face.

"Don't you worry flutters, I'm sure he'll be just fine."

Back at the house

Angel sighed as he continued to flick through channels, nothing he saw amused him and the boredom was beginning to become unbearable. He wished that human was still here for him to mess with, the look on his face when he got pissed always cheered him up. Suddenly the sound of the back door opening and closing made his ears perk up and his lips curl into a smile.

Ask and you shall receive.

The little rabbit jumped from his spot on the couch and sneakily made his way to the kitchen where the back door was located. Upon arriving he saw clear signs that the human had come back, however he wasn't there.

The sounds of footsteps coming from the floor above him caught his attention. He swiftly but quietly ran up the stairs already devising some new way to get on the green haired man's nerves. Maybe a box of pins on the ground? A jump scare of some sort? A surprise nut shot would be a classic.

When he arrived at the top of the stairs he turned his head to get a look at Spikes room. He wasn't in there. The rabbit gave a perplexed look before turning his head yet again to see that it was his caretakers room that was open.

Angel blinked, there's no way Fluttershy would have come back without looking for her beloved bunny first. His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a drawer opening and what he thought sounded like a dark chuckle. He hopped over and looked inside to see the back of the man who owned the roof over over his head.

He was a bit surprised at first, then he began to get upset at the intrusion into his caretakers room. He was just about to go over and deliver that punch to the nut before realizing that the human was talking into his phone. He slowly walked over to the door to hear what he was saying.

"Hey Flutters, I found it it was right were you said you it would be," He said in a slightly up beat tone.

Angel heard some murmuring come from over the phone, he recognized it as the sweet tone of his caretaker. what was she saying to him?

"Don't worry flutters, I'll take care of this. You and the others just enjoy the rest of your day at the Spa, okay?," Spike said into the phone.

There was a bit more murmuring on the other end before Spike said bye and hung up the phone.

Spike sighed. "Y'know something rabbit?"

Angel froze in surprise as he realized Spike was aware of his presence.

"Karma is a funny thing. Always has, always will be. Every time I wonder if its even there it gives me a reminder that it is, like this morning," Spike said.

Angel didn't like where this was going.

"Then just like that, wham! a little reminder that its always watching. It came in the form of a call from dear sweet Fluttershy, saying that she needed a serious favor." Spike turned to face him. "A favor involving this little trinket," Spike said with an eerie smile as he pulled the syringe from behind his back.

In that moment Angels white fur turned even more colorless, his eyes turned into pin pricks, and his heart dropped to his stomach which now rapidly rising and falling as he took shaky breaths.

"So, we gonna do this the easy way, or the hard way?" Spike asked as he took a step forward.

The bunny, not even thinking twice, bolted. Spike smiled.

"Good choice."

Angel ran down the stairs to find a hiding spot, looking around the best place to go that wasn't obvious was inside a vase that Rarity had brought with her when she moved in. It seemed just big enough to fit him to he quickly stuffed his furry body into the cramped space. He figured this was a good place to hide out until Fluttershy got back, from there he could just figure something out.

"Aaaangeeeeel, come out and playyyy~ayyy" Spikes voice sounded out.

Angel gulped as he heard footsteps pace back and forth through out the living room. With every step he heard it seemed like spike was getting closer and closer. Then as quickly as it started it ended, there were no more sounds of walking coming from around him. Cautiously he stretched his ears and listened carefully for indication of his presence. Nothing. He poked his head out and looked around the living room to see no trace of him. He sighed in relief. That is until he heard the bone chilling sound of someone slowly exhaling behind him. He turned his head slowly to see the a pair of sinister, hungry, emerald eyes.

"Fouuuuund you." He grinned.

The rabbits head dropped into the vase just as a pair of fluffy feet shattered the bottom of the vase. These fluffy legs launched the bunny, along with the still intact upper half of the vase, off the counter in the direction of the basement.

"....Well I guess its a good thing Rarity didn't like that thing anyway." Spike said nonchalantly.

The blinded bunny continued to run despite that its view being blocked by the vase, this ended up causing the rabbit to run right off the first step into the basement. He immediately fell over and rolled down the steps in the vase until he finally hit the bottom causing the ceramic antique to break around him. Angel rubbed his head as he stood back up, that was hard fall.

"There you are! Maybe watch your step next time? I wouldn't want you to get hurt too badly," Spike said as he walked down the steps.

Angel immediately regained his composure as he ran deeper into the basement, looking around he realized there was an open vent door in the wall a few feet away. With a few swift jumps he dove inside and closed the door behind him before running deeper inside to avoid being seen.

The rabbit jumped further labyrinth, climbing up and crawling through until he reached another vent opening. He peered out and noticed he was now looking into the kitchen. He decided to sit still and wait right there for Fluttershy to come home and get him even if the vent was cold and.....claustrophobic inducing. However the longer the bunny sat there the more he realized it wasn't so cold anymore, kinda toasty actually. The rabbit wiped some of the sweat off his forehead, now it was really getting toasty . Not too long after, Angel realized his sweat was now just evaporating off of him! HOT HOT TOO HOT! the rabbit thought as he jumped out of the vent into the kitchen. He ran around with his tail slightly smoking before jumping into the sink and cooling it off with a sigh of relief.

"I thought I smelled overcooked rabbit," A voice said behind him. He turned around to see Spike leaning on the wall just a few inches from the thermostat. "Maybe next time I'll cook you over a lower heat for a longer period of time."

Angel again ran like mad. Jumping off the counter in the direction on the back door, the sliding door was wide open and practically calling to him. However as he jumped for freedom he found himself tangled in something sticky and clear. Plastic wrap. The rabbit struggled but he just couldn't break free, he kicked and gnawed but found himself almost completely immobile.

"Well Well well, lookie what I caught." Spike chuckled as he stepped closer to his prey. "It was fun chasing you around rabbit but I think its time we end this huh?" The green haired man said as he picked the white fur ball up.

Angel was on the verge of tears, if he could speak in that very moment he'd tell Spike about how sorry he was, how he wished he'd been nicer to him for taking care of Fluttershy and himself. He wanted to say how he promised to behave himself just as long as Spike spared him of this terrible fate.

"Done."

All he wanted was to see his pink haired caretaker one last-- Angel eyes opened.

"You're a real drama queen aren't you?" Spike asked as he carried the rabbit to the living room. Spike sat on the couch with a very confused and shaking bunny in his lap. "Hey there calm down would you?" Spike said as he gently applied some medicine to where he'd injected Angel. "Well that was sure fun huh? Hope you've learned not to start battles you can't win," Spike said putting the rabbit on a pillow. "Sweet dreams." Angel heard Spike say as the medicine started putting him to sleep.

A few hours Later.

"Welcome home girls," Spike greeted his housemates as they walked into the living room. "Wow you girls look great, that Spa really knows how to treat its customers. Spike said noticing how their skin was practically glowing, not to mention how relaxed they looked.

"Why thank you Spikey-wikey," Rarity said blushing.

"Thanks Bae," Twilight said walking up and hugging him for a brief moment.

"Eeyup, Ah feel better than an apple fresh outta the wash," AJ said giving Spike a hug, as well as a face full of her own special apples.

"Hi cupcake!" Pinkie said bouncing by.

"Hello Spike," Fluttershy greeted him.

"Hey flutters," Spike said once the earth pony let him go. "I took care of Angels shot like you asked," He said as leading her to the living room where her sweet little...Angel... slept.

"Oh thank you thank you!" Fluttershy said as she said nuzzling his cheek before going over to pick Angel up. "I can't thank you enough for this, he normally gives me a bit of trouble when I try to give him the shot, he didn't over react did he?" She asked rocking the bunny back and forth between her arms.

"He was a bit feisty, but I could handle it," Spike said smiling.

"Oh that's great to hear, I knew I could trust my....honey," Fluttershy said as her face went ruby red.

Spike rubbed the back of his head, a faint red line on his cheeks as well. "Well, you know you can ask for anything Flutters," If you ever need help with Angels shot again I'd be glad to help."

"Oh thank you Spike, but...Angel won't be getting any more shots. His next treatment involves him taking a different kind of medicine." She said.

"Really? What's he taking next time?" Spike asked.

"A suppository."


Author's Note

Hey there guys! long time no see. So this took a long time to make, most of it was written by mobile, which is annoying, and I finished the rest on a laptop I'll only have access to occasionally. That said it feels good to get back and writing again! I'll try my best to get the next chapter to you as soon as possible. Oh! and if you're curious about my other fic "Spikes Night Job" I'm considering giving that revamp, I'll probably post there once I've made my decision. Until then!

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