Every Day Life with Pony Girls

The sound of rapidly running footsteps echoed off the halls accompanied by heavy breathing indicating panic or exhaustion…probably both. The source of the sounds stopped in the centre of the hall, believing he was a safe distance he stayed still so he could assess the damage. Blood dripped from his chin, there were a few scrapes and bruises here and there but that was about it.

“How...*pant*..how did this happen? One second everything was fine then there was that explosion and…..” Spike held his head trying to figure out how things could have gone south so quickly. “Alright, I got to get out of here and wait for things to blow over and-”

*CREAK*

Spikes head quickly snapped to look behind him and froze still at what he saw. Two glowing lilac eyes that just screamed there you are. They stared at each other, one set of eyes filled with fear while the other one was dripping with hunger. It only however took one set of eyes to blink before Spike took off in the direction of the kitchen, moving faster than he had ever before as he turned every corner with his pursuer giving a chase that was just as determined. After a few minutes he finally lost her and sought refuge in the kitchen.

“Alright, I’ll stay here until whatever is happening to them wears off. I mean this is only temporary right?”The young man tried to comfort himself as he hid behind the counter.

Suddenly the sound a door creaking open caught his attention, he looked to his left to see the pantry door was slightly ajar. He watched it intently for a minute hoping it was just his imagination. Against his better judgment he decided to investigate and approached as quietly as he possibly could. Once he was there he grabbed the door handle and pulled the door open quickly. There was nothing there….

“Sigh….I got scared for a sec-” The young man stopped as something dripped on his nose, it smelled sweet, and it was thick and sticky. He wiped it off his nose and looked at it closely for a second before putting his finger in his mouth to taste it. “Its cake batter....but how did it…get..on…the…ceiling ?” His words died in his mouth as he shakily looked up to see yet another pair of eyes staring at his own, only these were baby blue, and inches away from his face. Seconds after his realizing he had company the sound of a slurping tongue sent him once again into run like a bitch mode. This time he was heading for the door, apparently his sudden sprint alerted his other pursuer where he was as he heard the sound of something moving not too far away from where he was.

“The door!” He screamed as he made his finally saw his way out of this madness. “I’ll leave, and comeback in the morning when things have probably calmed down,” He said to himself as he kicked the door open and jumped outside. He was about to go through the front gate but was stopped cold by lasso tying his arms to his torso and keeping him from making it the extra few inches to his safety. He again turned his head to see the rope lead back into the darkness of his home, and at the end of were third pair of glowing green eyes. The rope then began to pull him backwards towards whatever was on the end of it waiting for him.

He struggled in vain to get out of its grip, his eyes were shut tightly as he put all the effort he could into delaying the inevitable. He looked back one more time as he drew closer to the door to see all three pairs of eyes were ready and waiting for him, he could see the drool on their lips and the hunger in their eyes.

“Oh crap,” Was all he could utter before he was yanked back into the house into their arms as the door slammed behind him.

A few hours earlier…..

“Pinkie I think you may have made this cake batter a bit too thick, it’s almost like glue,” The green haired young man chuckled as he examined the hyper active baker’s latest mixture.

“I know isn’t it super duper fantabulous!” she responded jovially.

“Fantabulos?”

“Duh fantastic and fabulous cupcake,” she said bopping him on the nose playfully.

The young man simply shook his head and smiled at her playfulness, being around her was one of the best ways for him to smile no matter how bad the day before had been. “Okay pinkie yes, It’s “fantabulous” but I don’t think people will think that about your cake if they find themselves choking after one bite.”

The pink haired earth pony girl froze with her classic “oooooohhhhh now I get it” look plastered on her face.

“Oh Pinkie, have I ever told how much fun it is having you around?” The young man chuckled.

Pinkie slightly blushed at hearing that “Thanks cupcake, it’s good to know you like having me around, after all,” She got closer to him and put her hands on either side of his face. “I Love having you around.”

Spike blushed slightly as his eyes opened wide, Pinkie was flirty but not sensuous flirty. She was more playful flirty. “Ahem. Well you know Pinkie we all love having you around too, Twilight hasn’t said it but I’m pretty sure she gets her fair share of nerdy fun from examining your movements and behavior.”

“Really, you think so!? Wait. Studying my moves?” The pink haired party planner held her chin for a second and stared off into space before looking back to Spike. “You think that’s what this ankle friendship bracelet Twilight made me is for?” She asked.

“Ankle friendship…what?” Spike asked in confusion.

“This silly, she gave it to me the other day,” Pinkie said as she raised her leg in an impressive display of flexibility, and put it behind her head and showing Spike a rather large metallic ankle bracelet with a glowing red light on it.

“That looks like something you out on someone who’s on house arrest,” Spike said holding his head. He was also trying to hide the blush from staring at Pinkies long smooth leg, those yoga pants were really doing it for him.

“Oh I get it! This is her way of saying she never ever wants me to be far from her right?” She asked jovially getting closer to Spike while still on one leg.

“…Y-Yeah that’s totally what it means Pinkie, she just doesn’t want you far away from her,” He responded, it wasn’t entirely a lie Twilight probably wanted to keep her close to she could see what she was doing. “I bet Applejack likes having you around too, after that party you threw her when she first started staying here you made her feel way more welcome,” Spike was right, Applejack certainly did like that little welcoming party Pinkie threw together. Especially since Twilights reaction was pretty…fiery…and not good fiery either, Spike had to cool her off with a fire extinguisher.

“Oh stop it cupcake, I’m just being my normal peppy self,” she said blushing and looking away.

“Well, you are peppy but I don’t think normal is the word I would use,” Spike chuckled. “So do you want to get rid of this cake batter?”

“What? Absotivley not cupcake!”

“Absotivley?”

“Absolutely positively not silly filly.”

“Ah…but why? You said it was too thick as well.”

“Yes siree sweetie, but there’s way more to cake batter than just making cake, just watch me!” she said as she bent over a bit to dip her hands in the thick substance while Spike caught a quick glance of some else that was thicc. “Behold!” She yelled standing up right displaying her batter soaked hands.

“All I see are two hands your probably gonna lick clean in a second.”

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, oh cupcake, you have so much to learn. Now watch as I become, SPIDER PINKIE!!!” She yelled as she jumped into the air and stuck her super sticky hands to the ceiling and crawled away into other parts of the house.

Spike could only roll his eyes in amusement at her antics; he really enjoyed having her company as well as the company of the other girls. Maybe he could learn to like having a lot of house guests.

“Hello lover boy, Ah’m home!” called a country drawl from the front door. She walked into the kitchen to see Spike.

“Hey there Jackie you made it just in time for dinner,” Spike said pulling out a large bowl of veggie salad for him and the girls. “So how was business today?”

“A lot better than before, the first time Ah tried selling business was moving slower than molasses running uphill in July,” She replied.

“Well that’s great to hear. Pinkie! Twilight! Dinner time,” Spike called out.

“I’m already at the table,” they heard Pinkie call.

“Huh…I was sure she’d be on the roof by now.”

“Say what now?”

“Never mind, here take this to the table while I go get Twi,” He said handing the bowl to Applejack and going to get his likely busy house mate. Spike walked into the room to see Twilight at her desk levitating several of the books they’d borrowed from the library and reading about four of them at the same time while writing into a scroll that she would probably send back to her homeland. “Hey Twi, dinner is ready come on.”

“Oh Bae, you have no idea how much I’ve discovered in the past hour,” Twilight said looking up from her work. “Isn’t it a bit early for dinner though? It was just lunch.”

“Twi…its 6 o’clock,” Spike said with a deadpan look on his face. “Anyways let’s go, as a princess you don’t want to seem rude to your fellow house guests would you?”

“Of course not, but remember I told both of them that they shouldn’t see me as a princess but as a normal Equestrian citizen here on their own personal mission,” She said getting up and following her beloved Bea to the dinner table. “It’s actually how I prefer to be treated; even in Equestria I ask everypony to just treat me like another pony. I don’t really feel comfortable being waited on like that.”

“Well if that’s how it is I guess you don’t need me around huh?” Spike asked with mock sadness.

“Don’t be ridiculous!” Twilight said pulling the young man into a hug, tightly pressing her chest into his. “I’ll always need you around, no one could replace you my number one assistant. Speaking of which, I’ll need your help after dinner with a few things okay?” She asked letting him go and resuming their walk.

“Of course Twi,” Spike replied recovering from her vice-grip like hug. “Helping you and the other girls is what I’m here for,” He said with a smile.

They then reached the table and sat down with their other two house mates and ate dinner together. During dinner Spike talked to Applejack about the businesses in the city that may be willing to help her out with spreading the news of her apples and apple products. He also told Pinkie he’d take her to the local bakeries as well as show her some recopies for cakes, pies, and all sorts of pastries to further her goal of opening her own bakery here in the city. Of course Twilight went on about everything she’d learned in the past couple of hours about human history, science, and biology. She’d actually asked Spike if she could study his body a bit closer to confirm what she’d read. Spike was going to agree to it but the look she gave him when she asked sent chills up his spine, so he told her he’d think about it.

After dinner Spike and Twilight went up to her study to open up a shipment of potions she’d gotten delivered from Equestria to see how they reacted to this dimensions matter as well as if its atmosphere would affect its state.

“Alright Twi, how do you want to start?” Spike asked opening up the box to reveal several oddly shaped bottles with different liquids inside.

“Good question, let’s start with stacking these on that shelf over there and these three on my table please,” She directed him. Spike followed her directions and set everything up.

“So what exactly are these Twi?”

“Well these are actually a collection of pony hormones I had sent here to see if they react differently when in a foreign environment,” She replied.

“Wouldn’t you have known if pony hormones acted differently when the first Equestrians crossed over?”

“Well I hypothesized the same at first but there are certain times of year when some hormones have greater effect on the biology of ponies and I want to see if they react similarly here or if they show increase or decrease in effectively.”

“Wow, you think they will?”

“Not likely, the environments of our dimensions react very similar so I doubt there will be drastic change if any.” She said as she took the three bottles and observed them closely. “Okay let’s see what we have here-” Just before she could finish a certain pink haired hurricane blew into the room.

“Cupcake, quick I need you,” Pinkie pie came rushing in and grabbing onto his arm.

“Pinkie what is it?” he asked.

“I just came up with 267 new flavor combinations for my pies and I need your help to make them! If we start now we’ll finish by dawn, oh I just came up with another 37!” She said tugging on him.

“Hold it right there Pinkie!” Twilight said grabbing his other arm and pulling his side into her chest. “Bae was helping me out; you already got your chance earlier!”

“Pretty please cupcake! Pretty please with sprinkles a cherry and a Pinkie on top!” she said throwing herself into his arms. She grabbed his head and pulled his face into her chest making him blush heavily.

“Oh no you don’t, we were just having a nice time!” Twilight said determined by jumping on his back, wrapping her arms and legs on him and pulling on his neck restricting the air flow.

“Wait, girls wait I can’t brea-”

“What in tar nation is going on in here?” Applejack said walking in and seeing the three of them or more specifically Spike caught in an entanglement of legs, arms and cleavage. She however noticed that Spike was struggling to breathe as well as he stumbled back and forth close to the table. “Y’all don’t see the poor boy can’t breathe?! Get off him!” She ordered taking hold of Spikes side and trying to pull him out to no avail.

As the mess of bodies was pulled back and forth Spike stumbled back and hit the table casing it and them to fall over. All the bottles spilled but didn’t break as they hit the ground, the chemicals began to mix with each other as the four house mates began to get up.

“Ouch, you girls really know how to ride a guy out….forget I said that,” Spike said getting up.

“Ah’m terribly sorry there lover boy, Ah was trying mah best to keep these varmint form hurting yah,” Applejack apologized.

“Yea cupcake I’m really super duper sorry, I feel I a big meany,” Pinkie said looking down.

“I Spike, sorry about jumping you like that I was just enjoying my time with you,” Twilight also apologized.

“No girls it’s alright, I know you would never want to hurt me or anything.” He said stretching a bit. “Let’s just clean up this mess and-”

“Wait!” Twilight yelled interrupting him. “These chemicals aren’t supposed to mix!” She said as the pool on the ground of mixed chemicals began to glow pink.

“Ohhh its glowing Pinkie like me!” Pinkie said approaching until she was yanked back by Twilight.

“Everyone get down!” Twilight yelled as the four house mates hit the deck just before a huge explosion of pink gas went off. When it was over Spike was the first to get up.

“*cough*….Are you girls..*cough*..okay?” He said as he stood up. When he got no response he turned to see they were all passed out on the floor and rushed to them. “Girls!” he yelled trying to wake them up, he was about to call for help when a hand belonging to a certain Alicorn girl reached up grabbed him by the shirt collar and pulled in into a sloppy kiss.

Spikes face went completely red as he felt her tongue prod his mouth. After a few seconds he parted the kiss and looked down to see Twilight fully awake with glowing eyes and a lustful smile on her face. “Twi what was that for?”

Before he could get an answer he was forcefully pulled back by Pinkie and Applejack and pinned to the floor. He noticed that they also had the same look on their face. He was struggling as they kept him down, and felt a trickle of blood run from his nose as they all began to remove their clothing starting from their bountiful busts to their splendid hips. Spike couldn’t understand why they were acting like; they never tired anything so bold.

Either way he knew they weren’t in their right mind, and he couldn’t give them what they wanted no matter how badly he wanted it too. Spike decided to take action and slipped out of their grip by taking off his shirt and maneuvering around them so quickly it made them stumble. He then quickly ran into the hall as he heard them get up as well.

The sound of his rapidly pacing footsteps echoed off the halls accompanied by heavy breathing indicating panic or exhaustion…probably both. He stopped in the centre of the hall, believing he was a safe distance he stayed still so he could assess the damage. Blood dripped from his chin, there were a few scrapes and bruises here and there but that was about it.

“How...*pant*..how did this happen? One second everything was fine then there was that explosion and…..” Spike held his head trying to figure out how things could have gone south so quickly. “Alright, I got to get out of here and wait for things to blow over and-”

*CREAK*

Spikes head quickly snapped to look behind him and froze still at what he saw. Two glowing lilac eyes that just screamed there you are. They stared at each other, one set of eyes filled with fear while the other one was dripping with hunger. It only however took one set of eyes to blink before Spike took off in the direction of the kitchen, moving faster than he had ever before as he turned every corner with his pursuer giving a chase that was just as determined. After a few minutes he finally lost her and sought refuge in the kitchen.

“Alright, I’ll stay here until whatever is happening to them wears off. I mean this is only temporary right?”The young man tried to comfort himself as he hid behind the counter.

Suddenly the sound a door creaking open caught his attention, he looked to his left to see the pantry door was slightly ajar. He watched it intently for a minute hoping it was just his imagination. Against his better judgment he decided to investigate and approached as quietly as he possibly could. Once he was there he grabbed the door handle and pulled the door open quickly. There was nothing there….

“Sigh….I got scared for a sec-” The young man stopped as something dripped on his nose, it smelled sweet, and it was thick and sticky. He wiped it off his nose and looked at it closely for a second before putting his finger in his mouth to taste it. “Its cake batter....but how did it…get..on…the…ceiling ?” His words died in his mouth as he shakily looked up to see yet another pair of eyes staring at his own, only these were baby blue, and inches away from his face. Seconds after his realizing he had company the sound of a slurping tongue sent him once again into run like a bitch mode. This time he was heading for the door, apparently his sudden sprint alerted his other pursuer where he was as he heard the sound of something moving not too far away from where he was.

“The door!” He screamed as he made his finally saw his way out of this madness. “I’ll leave, and comeback in the morning when things have probably calmed down,” He said to himself as he kicked the door open and jumped outside. He was about to go through the front gate but was stopped cold by lasso tying his arms to his torso and keeping him from making it the extra few inches to his safety. He again turned his head to see the rope lead back into the darkness of his home, and at the end of were third pair of glowing green eyes. The rope then began to pull him backwards towards whatever was on the end of it waiting for him.

He struggled in vain to get out of its grip, his eyes were shut tightly as he put all the effort he could into delaying the inevitable. He looked back one more time as he drew closer to the door to see all three pairs of eyes were ready and waiting for him, he could see the drool on their lips and the hunger in their eyes.

“Oh crap,” Was all he could utter before he was yanked back into the house into their arms as the door slammed behind him.

Spike watched as they yet again pinned him down, the only thing separating them from him were his pants.

“Time you lived up to yer name mah lover boy,” The overly aroused Applejack said as she began to remove his pants only to be stopped by a hand.

“What do you think you’re doing? I go first,” Objected Twilight

“Nuh-uh Pinkie goes first!” Pinkie said jumping up making her breasts swing as well. The three went into another heated argument over the young man, giving him time to crawl away a few inches.

“Hold it y’all he’s getting away!” Applejack called directing them to his escape attempt. Before they could re-capture him however the door flung open revealing a curvy silhouette holding something in her hand.

The trio of horny pony girls were about to address whoever this was when they each suddenly felt slight sting hit their necks. Before they had time to say ouch they each fell unconscious.

Spike watched in partial relief and partial worry as they slept surprisingly peacefully on the ground.

“What’s going on? Who are you?”

“Calm Down there lady killer, it’s just your friendly neighborhood agent,” Mary Sunset said as she stepped forward revealing herself.

“Agent Sunset! What are you doing here?” The young man asked forgetting he was in nothing but his underwear as he got up.

“Well not that it’s any of your business but I have some pieces of tech in your house that monitor quite a few things, like the hormone levels of everyone in the house,” She explained.

“How is that none of my business?” He deadpanned. “Wait…..hormone levels? That must be what made them go crazy! The hormones in the bottles must have sent them crazy when they spilled over,” Spike realized.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about but okay,” she shrugged nonchalantly holding a tranquilizer gun.

“Wait, you didn’t know what was going on? Why’d you bring a tranq gun?”

“Oh this was for you actually, I thought they were just getting hot because you were getting ready to rock their worlds “lover boy” She chuckled at the nickname AJ gave Spike.

“Oh haha very funny. Now could you give me a hand with taking them to their rooms? I’ll have to explain all of this in the morning to them,”

“Ugh fine,” She relented as she picked up AJ while Spike carried Twilight and Pinkie to their respective rooms for the night.

“Nice boxers by the way…”

“Shut up.”